i would have had this out a week and a half ago, but on the second week my brothers friend let us borrow one of his games, sonic adventure 2 battle, which i once had, i loved it. all i do in it is take care of the chaos, it took over my life, the chaos were either named after VII characters or named insults written in japanese. then my sister bought ff XIII, and all i did was watch her play it. but now shes stuck on a boss so i have time to write, shes versing the bloody thing as i write this.

Disclaimer: i no own FF10


10 parents suck

After a week of total boredom caused by nothing to do, Yuna was allowed to go back to school, Lulu was sure that her hands were much better now. They felt like it too.

The bad thing was that Yuna would now have to deal with a screaming/complaining Rikku because she was left alone for a whole week; Lenne being there still meant that she was alone because they kept a distance between them when Yuna wasn't there.

Yuna missed the bus and got drove by Lulu, she had actually done it on purpose because she hated going on the bus, she never got a seat, she got pushed around, and every where was filthy and stank. So Lulu's car was a much better alternative, she got to sit down in a nice comfy seat and talk with her sister. Much better than the stupid idiot infested school bus.

Rikku tackled Yuna almost instantly after she got in the school doors, it hurt her neck, a lot.

"Yunie! How dare you leave me to rot in this idiot hole?" she screamed into her cousin's ear.

"I think your going overboard Rikku! By like, a lot"

"No I'm not!" she screeched.

"Calm down please; you're bringing unneeded attention you know!"

Yuna pried Rikku's arms from her, she sighed when she let go. She didn't like it when Rikku caused such a scene, she had never liked when people had their attentions on her; anyone but her would be fine, anyone.

"What was the point of that?" she asked, tilting her head in question.

"It's been horrible, every ones been yelling at me because of what happened with you, Lenne and Tidus. It's just so stupid, they were saying stuff like why did the freak yell at Tidus? Or why did the crazy chick attack him? Well the second one I could understand but not why they were going off at me because you didn't act the way they wanted you to" Rikku Explained

"I would say Fan girls Rikku that explains it easily"

"Right" Rikku agreed "that does make sense,"

She began to calm down from her panicking state

"Couldn't Lenne have tried to help you with all that? I understand that you don't actually go near each other when I'm not around, but you think she could've tried to help you"

"I have no idea where she is, she hasn't been to school since she took you home" Rikku told her, "also, I wasn't aware that you knew that we don't go near each other when your not around, who told you?" she asked.

"Rikku," Yuna paused for a second "you're an idiot"

XxXxX

Paine had been having girls scream at her lately, but she wasn't that sure why; maybe it was because she had gotten bored and whacked Tidus right in the face when she had arrived at school, that seemed possible, he seemed like the kind of guy that would have fan girls, or maybe they just hated her, well one or the other it didn't matter. They were just some girls being bitches, what the hell do high school girls think their going to get out of acting like that anyway? God they're stupid.

Paine heard her phone's ring tone said so she picked it up, she didn't give a shit about the no phones in class rule; it might be something important.

It was a text message from Gippal saying somewhere he wanted to meet her at Lunch; well personally she found that important. They were seeing each other more at school time; they were getting good at finding places that they could hang together without people finding out about what was between them.

They had plenty of reasons to keep their relationship secret; firstly Gippal's were because fan girls are crazy psychos that would find it positively delightful to murder her in some unspeakable way if they knew that someone like her was with their 'precious Gippal', also Rikku would probably kill both of them, or maybe just her, yeah defiantly her. Rikku was the only girl that beside Paine likes Gippal for more than his looks, if she knew about their relationship, it would kill her. And neither wanted to have to hurt someone in that way so badly, though, it was somewhat unavoidable that she would find out someday.

Secondly, were Paine's reasons, which were much more important as to why their relationship had to remain secret.

Paine was a Member of REI, an organization of assassins for god's sake, it was quite seriously forbidding for her to be with someone. REI members were allowed to be in a relationship, but usually it had to be with someone who was in REI, some older members were with people that were not in the organization, but those people were trusted people that would never speak of the organization to anyone but the members themselves.

So the fact that Paine (the youngest member) was with someone that had nothing to do with them, and he was aware of their existence, they would most likely; be killed, literally. And in no way would they ever want that.

When lunch time came around Paine made her way to the place Gippal had wanted to meet her. Would have got there, if her path hadn't been blocked; by the same idiot that she had hit some days before.

"Where are you going in such a hurry eh? Paine?" Tidus questioned her when she went to go around him.

"That's not your business moron, now let me pass" she growled.

He moved to stand directly in front of her, looking down on her with anger shining in his eyes.

"You know if you keep acting that way people might suspect that you're not normal" he smirked.

"What way" she replied, unaffected with his shots at intimidating her.

"Acting so bloody serious like that, people don't act like that"

"Some do you stupid retard, maybe you should stop acting the way you are"

She shifted past him as he tried understanding the last thing she said.

"What way?"

"Like a bully, you're not so tough; you're a crybaby mamma's boy. But then again, that's basically what all bullies are deep inside"

Tidus's anger flared up immediately.

He grabbed Paine's shoulder and flung her against the locker hard; despite the Pain she should've been in she still kept a blank face, not giving Tidus what he wanted.

"How dare you say that? You stupid bitch!" he shouted in her face, gripping her and holding her against it.

"What gives you the right to say that?"

"What was stopping me?" she asked emotionlessly.

"Shut up now or I swear I'm going to kill you!"

"People don't like angry guys; you should work on your anger issues"

"Why the hell should I care? It's not like stopping it is going to get me what I want!"

"And what if it does?" she stated, "How would you know?"

He smashed his fist into the locker beside her,

"Stop trying to mess with me Paine, you know I'm pissed right now, I've got enough to deal with right now, don't add yourself to it. Please!" he begged.

"Is Jecht being more of a bastard than usual?" she inquired.

He breathed heavily, calming himself down from his outburst.

"Yeah. The old bastard is being more frigging irritating than usual, pretty sure he's delighted by me being like this; he likes seeing me suffer"

"Sucks for you, I don't got any parents to do that to me"

"Well you never had any to start with, and even if you did they wouldn't see you as a fucking tool to use to help them with what ever they want to do"

"It's what you get for being the son of the leader of REI; he's the biggest bastard of the lot" she sniggered.

"Don't push me Paine; I will seriously kill you if you keep this up"

"And I know you do, but if you try you're the one that'll get hurt"

Tidus stepped away from the locker, head in his hands,

"I can't deal with you right now, just get away from me," he grumbled.

"Fine" she moved to leave but was shoved back against the locker,

"And that's revenge for the other day"

Paine got back up and went out the door and continued the way she was going before she had been interrupted, rubbing her sore shoulder while doing so.

XxXxX

After lunch Yuna made her way to her last class after saying goodbye to Rikku. She felt a hand on her shoulder and thought that it was Rikku coming back to her wanting to say something, but when she looked she found that it was a teacher, she recognized her because she was one of her teachers some years back but wasn't able to remember her name right at this moment.

"Yuna right?"

"Um, yeah" Yuna answered.

"I just have something to say quickly, then I'll let you of to class, that alright?"

"Okay" Yuna wondered what it was.

"Well I ran into your sister I think that's what she said she was, a couple of days ago and she mentioned something about that you failed all your subjects but English last year, that right?"

God everybody seems to know that now damn it.

"Yeah" Yuna mumbled too embarrassed to say it any louder.

"Well that means you need help with your school stuff right?"

"I guess" she shrugged.

"Well how bout I give you some extra help alright?"

Yuna considered it for a moment,

"That's fine,"

"You can do it after school then alright?"

"Yeah" Yuna agreed.

"Alright, good good, now I need to go, I have a class to teach, see you after school then right? Bye bye"

She pattered Yuna on the head and left to go teach her next class.

Wonder if she noticed that she ended every sentence with right.

Yuna made off to class, thinking about how now that she would now have to stay at school for longer she would no longer have to take the stupid bus in the afternoons.

Fifth period went as usual with Yuna not keeping much attention to the actual lesson thanks to a teacher that bored the hell out of she got out of class at the end she went to find Rikku and explained to her what she had to be doing. Following that she went to find the teacher that had promised to give her some extra help. It didn't take long to find her; she was doing some weird dance in an empty hallway.

This person is starting to seem like a nut.

"Um, hello" Yuna called out to grab her attention

The teacher spun around, Yuna was pretty sure that the spin was still apart of her dance, it looked like it, and she hadn't noticed that Yuna was there yet.

"Oh crap, you're here aintcha?" she moved some strands of blonde hair out of her eyes before she began talking to Yuna,

"You think I'm crazy don't you?"

Yuna thought about that for a second,

"Actually I'm quite used to people acting that way, so not really"

"Good good" the teacher took hold of Yuna's arm and pulled her along,

"We can just go into one of the classrooms for this okay?"

"I guess"

"Good, yeah this one is fine" she said stepping into the nearest room.

They took seats opposite each other in the room.

"So what subject do you need most help on?" she inquired.

"Well," she thought about it "math's I think, I can't ever manage to get myself to listen. That's really the reason why I suck at most things." She shrugged.

"Now don't say that it's mean to you, and being mean to yourself is stupid" she finished of her sentence with a grin.

There was something that just seemed off with this teacher, was she always this weird?

"Now I think I can help you with your maths, I was a math's teacher once, but then I got bored and became a history one, much better in my point of view. Do you suck a history too?"

"Yes" Yuna answered.

"Well I can completely help you with that, I own at that, if I didn't I wouldn't be teaching it" she flapped her hand up and down in a dumb fashion.

"But anyway, I think we should start with maths"

"Maths is horrible" Yuna giggled

"I know" she agreed.

"Than why did you teach it?" Yuna asked,

"I have no idea" the teacher scratched her head "I really don't know" she laughed,

"Boy I'm stupid"

"Weren't you the one that said people shouldn't call themselves stupid?"

"Oh yeah" she started to laugh again. Yuna joined in with her, until the other started waving her arms out in front of her,

"Wait stop stop, were supposed to be doing something aren't we, maybe we should actually be doing that" she just got out between laughs.

The maths part was horrid, but that was to be expected. Yuna got it a small bit, she had never once been good at maths, but she was doing alright because this teacher was doing well at explaining, unlike every other teacher she'd had. The other parts of the lesson, which were the parts where both couldn't stop laughing, even though they had no idea why, that part was awesome. They had to deal with a teacher near where they were yelling at some kids, next time it would be brighter to do this in a place where they weren't near anyone stuck in afternoon detentions, because the screaming teacher was sending them death.

Yuna still couldn't remember the name of the woman that was teaching her right now, but she didn't want to ask because of what her reaction might be to the question, she must have just been expecting that Yuna did know because she never mentioned her name or even ask if Yuna knew who she was at all. Which was usually what a teacher would do first, but this one didn't seem sane, why was everyone going insane?

"You don't know what my name is do you?"

Could she read my mind?

Yuna looked up from the problem that had been giving her some trouble, from the fact that it didn't make any sense.

"No" she answered with a sorry expression.

"Meh, don't matter, you can call me sally" she smiled.

"I don't think students are allowed to call teachers by their first names"

"But I'm not exactly your teacher now am I?"

"But you are a teacher"

"But I hate my last name"

"I can promise you that I have never met a teacher or adult for that reason that is more insane than you"

"And I promise that I just took that as a compliment"

Yep, she is definitely the most insane teacher in existence.

When Sally believed Yuna to have done enough for the day, she let her go. Yuna was surprised to find that there was still a small amount of students that still hadn't left beside her, some had been stuck in afternoon detention; others had been doing after school activities. When she was about to go out the door, she spotted Gippal and Paine standing close to each other near some lockers.

How did people miss this? Sure they must not do it when heaps of people were around, but someone must have seen it by now. Maybe this school is totally retarded, yeah that made sense. Yuna wasn't sure that she had been noticed when she went out the door, but you never know.

XxXxX

Paine gave Gippal a kiss than said bye; she still had something to do before she left. She waved goodbye as he went out the doors then turned to go do what she had to do.

Halfway down the corridor she was stopped by Tidus, he had a smug grin on his face, which wasn't an unusual sign that he wanted to annoy her.

"Your really stupid you know that red eyes?" he chuckled.

"I think that's yourself that your talking about" she went to shove him against the locker but he grabbed her hand before she did,

"I know about the thing between you and Gippal, the other people here are to dumb to notice, but don't think for a second that I am" he let go of her hand,

"And you know what would happen if REI found out? He'll die that's what! What the hell do you think you're doing? Keep it up and your both dead, you're not smart enough to outsmart REI, no matter what, it can't stay secret."

"Screw you fucktard" she successfully shoved him into the locker than made a move to get distance between them.

"I'll tell them you know! What makes you think I won't!" he yelled angrily at her.

"Aren't you a nice tattletale" she joked with a hint of evil in her voice,

"You won't I know you won't. You like it when you know more than Jecht, and this is one of the things that you would like to know when he himself is clueless, you find it fun. So you going to stay quiet" she sniggered.

"You're a bitch Paine!"

"Only to you, oh, here's something fun, how bout I make you eat those words?"

With that she left, she turned a corner and went out of site.

"What, what the hell do you mean?" Tidus yelled.

But Paine was already gone and could no longer hear his screams.


Reviews shall be much appreciated Arigatou. as i was editing my sister finally got pass the boss she got stuck on, nice timing.