Me: Hi –rubs neck awkwardly-
Eddie: On another note, we have very good news
Me: Yes, Little Retard has giving us the honor of being one of her many favorite stories!
Eddie: We just love Little Retard's stories and well I passed out when I saw the notification
Me: I don't own Naruto but I do have some sort of right for this story… I think….
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Zetsu's face was solemn; his gold unblinking eyes were glazed over in reminiscence. "We were born March 18th in the northern part of Konoha. Even though it's really cold up there, this day was odd. It was unusually colder, snow was falling like bullets and the wind sparked tornados…."
-(line of awesomeness)-
Wind howled, slamming against mountain after mountain. Snow was the ammunition for Heaven and Hell that day, shelling them out at fast pace; nothing could stop the crossfire.
A small field lay inside a circle of mountains. In that small field was a house, ragged and seemly unstable. It was built with red wood and had a tin roof. Even with the strength of the wood, it still rocked.
Inside the tall house, an indigo-haired woman filled with agony lied on a table. A man with long whitish crimson hair that was hooked into a low pony tail held her hand tightly. He winced when she let out a scream.
Another woman with spiked ebony and jet-black eyes was kneeled by the end of the table. "Minori," the woman commanded, "you need to push now."
The woman on the table screamed, pushing. The woman by her feet glanced up at her with a half of a smile, "just one more push, I can see the head." Sweat trickled down her face as she gave one more push.
Cries erupted in the room. A small baby girl with little pink tuffs on her head and the most beautiful honeydew eyes the ebony-haired woman had ever seen was born. Holding the girl up, she grinned at the parents. "Congrats, Onii-chan, you have a baby girl."
The man clasped his hands with his wife, teary eyed. "Ya hear that, Minori, we have little girl." Minori nodded. She threw her head back as pain seeped into her body. Her husband gazed at his sister with fear.
"What's happening, Tsukiko?" he shouted. Tsukiko shrugged, her eyes slightly widened. "I don't know! The only possibility is she's having another child." She scrunched up her nosed, closing her eyes and did a one-handed Tiger Seal.
There's no second chakra in her… what the hell is happening?
Minori scream, tears streamed down her face. "Please, Tsukiko, make the pain stop!"
Tsukiko peeked at her through her thick eyelashes. Jet-black eyes held unshed tears. "I don't know what to do, Minori, there's no second chakra to suggest you're having another child." Her voice croaked.
She tried to come up with other answers but they all led to Minori's death. Suddenly, a strong chakra hit her senses, slamming her to the ground. "Tsukiko!" her brother shouted. The charka she felt was demonic and wicked. She glanced at her niece, surrounding her was misty white chakra but it wasn't the chakra she felt.
Her brother shrieked, staring at her in surprise. "What's going on, Tsukiko!"
"I told you, I do not know, Michi!" Tsukiko slammed her fists down, breaking the tile on the floor. "There's another chakra signature but I can't tell where it is! This is so fucking insane."
She closed her eyes again. "Wait, I think I've found it!" At that exact moment, a baby popped out of Minori. Tsukiko tilted her head in confusion. He was strange; he had olive hair and gold eyes. His pupils didn't look right; the only had the bottom half.
He was also bigger than a normal new born. He was at least 15 inches long (no wonder Minori was in so much pain). Another thing Tsukiko noticed was that he was not crying but instead looked rather calm.
"Tsukiko…" Michi's voice rung through her ears, "what is going on?"
She glared at him. "If I fucking knew what was fucking going the hell on then I'd fucking tell you but I fucking don't so shut your motherfucking damn mouth, asshole!"
Michi stepped back in shock. "Sorry…"
Tsukiko nodded her head. "You better be, you giant lump." She grinned with a tease before going back to business.
She examined the baby male in amazement. "Well, Minori, Michi, it seems as though you have two children."
Minori sighed, "Well, ain't that great."
-(line of awesomeness)-
Headmaster looked at them blankly. "Well, that was one of the weirdest births I have ever heard of," he stated abruptly. Tsunade bumped him on the head, "idiot! You don't just say stuff like that!"
Lee pouted, "I didn't do anything."
Sakura gave him a pointed look. "We are different than other people so it would make sense that our birth was awesome."
Headmaster waved her off, "yeah, yeah, whatever. What happened next, little munchkin?"
Sakura glared at him. "I'm not little, I'm petite and I'm not a munchkin!"
Lee shrugged, leaning towards Tsunade. "Ano… isn't petite another word for little?" He fell to the ground, a giant bump forming on his head whilst little pixies flew around him.
Sakura stood next to him, fist raised and a vein popping out of her head. "No, it's not!"
Zetsu sweat-dropped, "uh, Sakura, you didn't have to hit him."
Sakura glared at him over her shoulder before rubbing the back of her neck and chuckling sheepishly, "Aha ha, Zetsu, I didn't hit anyone. I think it's time to have your eyes checked."
Zetsu grunted, "whatever."
Tsunade grinned, "I think it's time to continue the story, hmm?"
Zetsu nodded, "that's a good idea. Sakura," the rosette looked at him while eating pokey (where did she get that?), "it's your turn."
Sakura sighed, throwing the pokey over her shoulder, "fine. Let me see… what shoulder I tell them. Ah, yes, I got. Okay, well, our dad died in fight against some thieves when we were two but other than that, nothing really happened during the first two years but on our third birthday… things got a little… exciting…"
-(line of awesomeness)-
Colorful candles burned into the dark room and a soft song filled the air. "Happy birthday, dear, Sakura and Zetsu, happy birthday to you…"
People clapped as the twins blew out the candles. The lights gradually turned on. Minori gasped, "Sakura… Zetsu…. What have you done?"
Sakura grinned, "we saw daddy do it when he was fight the evil people! Look, mommy, we're just like daddy!"
Zetsu smiled too but smaller than the rosette's, he was very proud of himself. "Yeah, we're ninjas."
They cloned their selves and wanted their mother's approval that way they could protect the family against the evil men who would come and steal their food once a week.
The twins were confused when Minori looked at them in disappointment. Minori turned to everyone else, "I'm sorry about this, please excuse us. Have some cake; it's my mother's old recipe." With that she grabbed her children by the hands and rushed out of the room. The clones followed closely behind them.
Once they got into the hallway, Minori led them into her room. The door clicked behind them. She sat down on the bed, signaling them to do the same.
Sakura glanced at Zetsu. "Mommy what's wrong?"
Minori sighed, closing her eyes. "Kids, I know you want to be like daddy but there is a reason why no one around here are ninjas."
Zetsu tilted his head. "What's the reason?"
Minori smiled thoughtfully, "People here don't trust ninjas."
Sakura gazed at her in confusion. "Why? They trusted daddy and he was a ninja."
Her mother merely shook her head, "they never did trust him but they trusted me so they were willing to accept him into our village but never have they thought more of him than the ninja who's married to Minori."
Zetsu stared at her with his piercing eyes, "are you saying that daddy isn't from here?"
Minori heaved her chest painfully. "Well, yes."
"Where was he from?" the twins asked at the same time. They looked at each other and stuck their tongues out.
Minori scratched her chin. "How about I tell you about daddy's past and where he's from? That will make it a little more fun."
The children bobbed their heads happily.
Minori smiled, "okay, daddy was not originally from Konoha but from Ame where he was a full-fledged ninja but Ame was a scary, dark place, wars broke out all the time whether it was for food or for revenge that was all it took for a war."
"He couldn't sleep at night because of all the bombs and people screaming for their loved ones and since he was a ninja, wealthy families hired him to kill their enemies and a lot of awful stuff. So he packed his bags, got his sister and left, heading towards Suna."
Sakura gasped in suspense (she never knew her daddy was so awesome), "did they make it?"
Minori shook her head sadly, "No. Suna was in the middle of a war with Iwa and daddy didn't want any more war so they went to Konohagakure no Sato but the people there didn't accept daddy because in their eyes he was a savage S-classed ninja from Ame so, still wanting to live in Konoha, they traveled north in to the mountains."
The twins leaned in.
"It was terribly cold and they took shelter in a cave near Point Hollow. They were running low on food and daddy got sick. Luckily, I just so happened to be picking flowers and saw your Aunt Tsukiko. She told me about daddy and I told her that she could bring daddy to our village."
"She agreed with a second thought and showed me where he was. When we got to the cave he was lying on the ground, moaning. He had the most beautiful eyes I had ever seen and man, was he tall. Your aunt and I carried him all the way to my house and put him on the bed."
"He was sick for weeks but aunt Tsukiko and I made him better. After that, daddy and I fell in love and we got married and had two wonderful kids."
Zetsu pouted, "I don't see the point in the story and it still doesn't explain why everyone hates ninjas."
Minori's lips twitched, "fine, you got me, the people here never liked ninjas because of those bandits and after daddy died fighting them, they banded people from using jutsu. So I ask you, please don't use jutsu or next time I don't think I can cover for you."
Sakura sulked, "but mommy, being a ninja is in our blood, we can't hide who we are!" Zetsu nodded in agreement.
Minori opened her mouth but was cut off by the door opening.
Tsukiko ran in, panting. "You need to leave, the Head Elder has decided that Sakura and Zetsu should be punished with death for breaking the law!"
"What? I was just with everybody; they didn't seem to mind that much!" Minori gaped.
Tsukiko shook head, "Oh they minded, once you left, everyone left and headed straight for the Head Elder's chambers. You need to leave now!"
Minori stood. "No, you leave and take the kids with you. I will not allow these people to harm my family."
Sakura tugged on her pant leg. "Mommy, what are you going to do?"
Minori smiled down at her little girl. "Don't worry, I'm just going to teach these people a lesson then I'll catch up with you," she turned to Tsukiko, "you take the kids to Suna."
Tsukiko nodded, grabbing the twins and putting them in either of her arms. She turned to leave but a hand placed its self on her shoulder. She gazed back. Minori had a serious face on, "Tsukiko, please take care of them."
She made a noise of confirmation and teleported away.
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Me: Aha ha, I'm sorry the chapter's so late but someone had to get addicted to some weird British show –glares at Eddie-
Eddie: Hey! It's not just some weird British show, it's House of Anubis and it's fucking amazing!
Me: Whatever, it's not like I would get addicted to some British show
Eddie: -Twitches- You're addicted to the British version of The Office
Me: That's different
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Pairing so far:
37 HidanxSakura
28 ZetsuxSakura
27 MadaraxSakura
16 ItachixSakura (I think it's time to pull this one out of the race)
5 KonanxSakura (this one too)
3 PeinxSakura (and this one)
1 anyone expect Itachi (and this has no use anymore so it's going too)
Zetsu:
28 ZetsuxSakura
14 ZetsuxHinata
4 ZetsuxKonan
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