Hey you guys! Once again I'm back! I don't really have anything to say so...heh, I hope you enjoy! :D
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"Hey you guys!" Joy said. Everyone found her carrying a bunch of bags. She ran out of room that she had to put the cards on her head.
"Wow," Sadness said.
"I...I need a little help," Joy said.
The others carried some bags over and once they put them down, they gathered around and began ith the questions.
"Fear," Joy said. "I'm sorry to say but your first question is a dare."
"This better be good," Fear said.
"You have to listen to at least 10 seconds of a scary story Anger will read to you," Joy read.
"Ho ho ho! This will be good!" Anger said with an evil grin.
"What?!" Fear shrieked. "I can't even handle 5 seconds!"
"I got the perfect story!" Anger grinned.
Fear kept taking deep breaths and when he was, well, ready, he looked at Anger to listen.
"Once dark and gloomy night, a girl was driving home from work," Anger said. "She was almost home and she heard a SCREECH!" Fear gasped. "She curiously looked around but when she saw nothing, she continued driving. But when she did, she heard the SCREECH-" Fear yelped. "-again! Her heart was beating like a drum as she kept looking to see what was making that SCREECH-ing sound." Now Fear was shaking. "She decided to get out of her car. When she was looking around it, she saw a little girl just staring at her. The little girl did nothing but look at her, with her deep eyes. The other girl walked slowly up to her, when the little girl did a pounce! RAH!" He pretended he was gonna pounce on Fear.
"AHHHHH! STOP!" Fear screamed.
Anger laughed. "You're such a wuss..." he said.
"Stop making this loud sounds!" Fear said. "I can't handle those!" Fear sighed and grabbed the next card. "Okay...Sadness," he said. "Who are you voting for?"
"Oh...at the election?" Sadness asked. "Um, probably Trump, I guess. Anger, what would you do to people who keep asking you to dance?"
"I'd keep rejecting if I had to," Anger said. "I hate dancing."
"Well...you have to dance to Can-Can with someone that you choose," Sadness said.
Anger growled. "Why do I get all the horrible dares?!" he yelled. "Ugh...hm..." He looked at the emotions. "The beanpole's out, and Joy's definitely out," he said.
"And I'm out," Disgust said scooting away.
Sadness looked around confusedly.
Anger glared at Disgust and motioned her to come up here.
Disgust groaned and put her face down. "I hate you!" she screamed. "You're always torturing me and I know I've done stuff to you back, but you can at least go easy on me for once! You know, Sadness wishes to be like me and Joy...pfft, well, I wish I was her! You give her the most respect you can find and you show no respect for me! I'm sorry guys, but skip all of my questions, because I'm DONE!" She stomped to her room and slammed the door. Anger looked stunned about what he just heard.
Anger sighed. "Nevermind..." he said. "Joy..." He motioned her to come here.
"Ooh, this will be cool!" Joy said.
"Let's just get this over with," Anger said.
They started to kick each foot in the air. Sadness noticed Anger with a weird face. It looked like he felt bad for Disgust after she lost it there.
"Woohoo!" Joy cheered as she kept kicking her feet. "That wasn't so bad, was it?"
"Oh yeah, very fun," Anger said sarcastically. He grabbed the next card and found out that it was for Disgust. He sighed. "I can't help it," he said and rushed to Disgust's room with everyone following.
Anger knocked on the door. No one answered.
"Disgust? Can I please talk to you?" Anger called.
"NO!" Disgust screamed.
"Disgust, please talk to him," Sadness said in her begging voice.
They heard a sigh and Disgust opened the door with a glare. "What?" she asked.
"Look, I'm sorry for showing you the least respect and I'm being serious!" Anger said putting his hand on her shoulder. "Hey, I try not to be a jerk to you like that and I know how much that hurts you. So...yeah, I'm sorry." Anger looked down. Disgust smiled and rubbed the top of his head. "Thanks," she said. "This next question is for me?"
Anger nodded.
"And since you apologized to me like that," Disgust said. "You can call me cone nose whenever you want to."
Anger smirked. "Okay, cone nose," he said. His eyes widened and he whispered to her, "This is a torturing dare. You have to use an air horn on the beanpole and try to keep it secret."
Disgust smirked. "Okay then," she whispered back. "Joy has one in her room." She went to Joy's room and tried to find the air horn.
"What are you doing in my room?" Joy asked.
Disgust motioned her to shush and when she found the horn, she put it behind her back.
"What are you doing, Disgust?" Fear asked, noticing her walking up to him. "What's behind your back?"
Disgust smirked. "SPIDER!" she screamed.
Fear yelped and looked behind him and Disgust blew the horn, which caused Fear to scream.
Disgust cracked up with Anger giggling with her.
"THAT WAS NOT FUNNY!" Fear shouted breathing into his bag.
Disgust grinned and grabbed the next card. "Joy, are you ticklish?"
"Well, yeah, in some parts," Joy said. "Like my tummy or neck or feet or-"
"We get it," Anger interrupted.
Joy grabbed the next card. "This is for all of us," she said. "Have we ever rode on a plane?"
"Plane?! Not a plane! A-And no, we never rode on one because we can get into a plane crash!" Fear said. "Anger, what would you do if you accidentally hurt one of us?"
"Well, if I seriously hurt one of you, I'd try to take care of it for you," Anger said. "Riley needs all of us right? BEANPOLE! What job would you like Riley to have as an adult?"
"Well, I'm guessing since Riley already plays hockey, we can be a hockey coach or something," Fear said shrugging. "Disgust, have you ever seen something that could be considered gross but didn't gag?"
"Well, I saw someone trip while we were running the tracks at school one time and his knee was super scratched and bloody. It was really gross but all I really did was cringe," Disgust said. "This is for all of us. What do we think of modern art museums?"
"Lame," Anger said. "I mean, all you really see is paintings! Who thinks of that?" He grabbed the next card. "Joy, this is a dare."
"Hit me with your best shot," Joy said.
"You have to wear this really weird wig," Anger said handing her it from the bag. "You have to sing Rock Lobster by the B52's. Yes, cone nose can film you."
"Yes!" Disgust said as she zoomed for the camera.
"Okay then," Joy said putting on the wig. She took a deep breath and when Disgust started to record, she started to sing. "We were at a party. His earlobe fell in deep. Someone reached in and grabbed it. It was a rock lobster. Rock lobster. Rock lobster...
"We were at the beach. Everybody had matching towels. Somebody went under a dock. And there they saw a rock. It wasn't a rock. It was a rock lobster, rock lobster, rock lobster, rock lobster, rock lobster...
"Motion in the ocean, his air hose broke. Lots of trouble, lots of bubble. He was in a jam, s'in a giant clam. Rock, rock, rock lobster..." She stopped singing and everyone started to clap.
"Thank you," Joy said bowing and grabbing the next card as she took off her wig. "Fear, is DramaAlert scary to you?"
"Sure, I guess," Fear said shrugging. "I never really heard of it that much. Okay, Sadness, do you find Headquarters comfortable? If you could change one thing about it, what would it be?"
"Well," Sadness said. "Headquarters is comfortable, but what would I change about it is to put it someone else." She looked out the window, still seeing Headquarters in the middle of the Memory Dump. "Um, Anger, which is more annoying, Chiwawa by Wanko Ni Mero Mero or the gum commercial?"
"Nothing is more annoying than the gum commercial," Anger said. "Cone nose..." He smirked. "You have to sing the Dora the Explorer theme song with Joy."
Disgust rolled her eyes. "Let's get this over with..." she said. "C'mon Joy..." Joy skipped along with Disgust and they stood in front of the others.
"Dora dora dora the explorer!" they sang."Boots, that super cool exploradora! Need your help! Grab your backpacks! Let's go! Jump in! Vamonos! You can lead the way! Hey! hey! Do-do-dora! Do-do-do-dora! Do-do-dora! Do-do-do-dora! Swiper, no swiping. Swiper, no swiping!"
"Oh man!" Joy said.
"Dora the explorer!" they sang.
Everyone started to cheer and they immediately sat back down. Disgust grabbed the next card. "Nerd," she said. "Do you have a teddy bear?"
"Well, yeah," Fear said. "It helps me from getting nightmares. Sadness, this person sent you Anzac cookies."
"Is this the person with that stealing-your-cookie-question?" Sadness asked.
"I guess so," Fear said. "Would you rather let this person send you infinite cookies or infinite candy?"
"Cookies, I guess," Sadness said. "I'm not really into candy...Anger, Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee?"
"Bruce Lee," Anger said. "Jackie Chan just looks...weird. This is for all of us. What do we think of a painting that only has the word 'fools' on it?"
"That wouldn't even be a painting," Disgust said.
"Yeah, that would be weird," Joy said. "Okay, Disgust, Fire Lego accidentally messes up your makeup. Your reaction?"
"Fire Lego?" Anger asked.
"Well, I wouldn't cause drama like that and act like a baby so I'd probably just get disgusted and fix it," Disgust said. "Joy, have you ever seen LeafyIsHere? If you have, is he funny?"
"Of course," Joy said. "He's a Youtuber. All Youtuber's are funny! Sadness, this is like the dare that Fear got. I have to read you a sad story without sniffling or crying."
"I'm not gonna do it..." Sadness whimpered.
"I'm sure you can do it," Joy said. She thought of a story to read; the most saddest story she can do. "Okay, I got the best one!" she said. "One day, there was an orphan named Sophie Marie. She wished she can find the foster parents that she needed because she wasn't enjoying her stay at her orphanage. The other orphans tease her and bully her. She doesn't know why. The whole reason why she had to stay was because of her real parents abusing and neglecting her. She looked at herself in the mirror one day: tangly and dirty brown hair, an ugly brown dress, a normal face and tears forming her-"
"WAAAAAAA!" Sadness cried. "That story was so sad!" When she stopped crying, she grabbed the next card. "Fear, do you enjoy celebrating Halloween?"
"Nooo!" Fear said. "Who would want to wear those scary costumes and go to all of those horrible haunted house and...and..." He cringed and grabbed the next card. "Disgust, are you more into cupcakes or brownies?"
"Brownies," Disgust said. "Cupcakes are so last year. Fire Lego, this is a dare." She smirked. "You have to sing one last duet with the nerd."
"I hope this is the last one," Anger grumbled.
"You have to sing Sweatshirt by Jacob Sartorius," Disgust said. "And I'm filming the whole thing! Also, this person pack sweatshirts for you to wear while singing it."
"That horrible song?!" Anger roared. "No! I can't, I just can't!"
Fear nervously stood in front of the girls as he put on his sweatshirt and Anger growled as he put on his. They took deep breaths and started to sing, "Chillin' with a hair tie, no makeup, with some sweatpants on. You know I can always be that guy. You can think about me all night long, but I think you need something to think of me. Something that will keep you warm and show you we can be more than just this. So baby if you are not ready for my kiss.
"Then you can wear my sweatshirt. And you can tell your friends we'll be together till the end. Girl you can wear my sweatshirt. Cause you're the only one I hold and I don't want you to be cold, so you can wear my..." They stopped singing and the girls started clapping.
"That song totally suits you," Disgust said.
Anger rolled his eyes with a grin and grabbed the next card. "BEANPOLE! This person sent you a hard hat with a question." He handed him the hat. "Would you rather have Riley be extremely popular in school and have lots of friends, but be bad at all of the subjects or her being extremely smart and great at all of the subjects, but be lonely and have no friends?"
"Popular all the way!" Disgust said.
"Probably the popular one because we wouldn't want to be a lonely ghost," Fear said. "This is for all of us. Who is the most mature emotion among you?"
"Disgust," the four other emotions said pointing at the green emotion.
"I have to choose someone else, eh?" Disgust said. "Probably...hm, that's tricky. I'll have to say Anger, I guess."
Anger grinned.
"Okay, Joy," Disgust said. "Would you prefer to have Riley watch Frozen five times in a row or come up with a one page essay on the sport of ice hockey?"
"We're an expert on hockey, right? So the essay," Joy said. "Anger..." She started to smirk. "You have to write a heart warming poem to Sadness, release all of your feelings out to her and show off your soft side."
"Awwwwww!" Disgust and Fear said playfully.
"Why me?" Sadness asked.
"This is that person that gave us that kissing dare, right?" Anger asked.
"I guess..." Sadness said.
"Well, I'm terrible at poems so I'm just gonna write what I think of her." Anger ripped a piece of paper from Fear's clipboard and started to write. Sadness started to feel excited and curious about it.
When Anger came back, he handed to paper to Sadness and the other emotions gathered around her. The teardrop started to read out loud. "I think Sadness is a very nice and caring emotion. She would do anything for Riley and she's the luckiest person I know. I think she has a great purpose and I know that Riley needs her a lot. Sadness would always be patient about things and she would never cause any drama, unlike myself. I think Sadness is an awesome emotion and I wouldn't know what life would be like without her." Sadness stopped reading and started to fill with tears. "Thank you..." she said in between sobs.
"My pleasure, kid," Anger said.
"Awwwwwwwwwww!" the three other emotions said romantically.
"SHUT UP!" Anger yelled.
Suddenly, Anger was pulled into an embrace. Sadness cried into Anger's shoulder, as Anger did a silent growl. He sighed and let Sadness hug him. "Okay," he said. "You're welcome, kid."
Sadness stopped the hug and Anger grabbed the next card. "BEANPOLE..." He crumbled the card and threw it as far away as he could. Joy ran up to get it and read, "Fear, you have to try to harm Anger, while Anger can't do anything."
"Nope," Anger said. "Don't even touch me, beanpole."
"B-But..."
"I SAID DON'T TOUCH ME!" Anger snapped.
Fear gulped. "I can't!" Fear said. "He's going to hurt me."
"Please don't hurt him, Anger," Sadness begged for Fear.
Anger sighed. "Just do it softly," he said. "If you do it too hard, you're dead."
Fear nervously scooted up to Anger and kept softly punching him and hitting him. He kicked him in the hip and Anger grabbed his neck. "TOO HARD!" he said.
"I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry!" Fear kept saying.
Anger let him go and Fear, with a sore neck, grabbed the next card. "This is for all of us except for Joy, so you can read this, Joy."
Joy took the card. "You guys have to read the most juiciest stuff in your journals since I did."
"I don't have a journal..." Sadness said. "Sorry..."
"Whatever," Disgust said going to get her journal.
"Boys don't have journals so it's just the cone nose," Anger said.
Disgust tried to find the most embarrassing one she can find. She found one and read, "Riley was having a fabulous day. She didn't have any breakdowns today and nothing bad happened at school. When I went to bed, I found sauce all over the bottom of my dress and I don't even know where it came from. I found out it wasn't sauce: IT WAS MY BARF! It was so disgusting that I kept gagging as I tried to clean it up. I looked like a green ugly JIGGLYPUFF!"
Everyone kept laughing.
"No wonder I heard you gagging that time," Anger said.
Disgust groaned and put her journal up. She grabbed the next card. "Sadness, this is a dare. You have to sing the whole song of My Immortal."
"Oh, that song is so sad!" Sadness said. "It reminds me of Bi...Bi...Bing..."
"Oh, and while you sing it, you can't think about him," Disgust added.
"This is gonna be hard..." Sadness said before taking a deep breath and sung, "I'm so tired of being here. Suppressed by all my childish fears. And if you have to leave, I wish that you would just leave. Your presence still lingers here and it won't leave me alone. These wounds won't seem to heal. This pain is just too real. There's just too much that time cannot erase. When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears. When you'd scream, I'd fight away all of your fears. And I'd held your hand through all of these years. But you still have all of me...
"You used to captivate me by your resonating light. Now I'm bound by the life you've left behind. Your face, it haunts my once pleasant dreams. Your voice, it chased away all the sanity in me. These wounds won't seem to heal. This pain is just too real. There's just too much that time cannot erase. When you cried, I'd wipe away all of your tears. When you'd scream, I'd fight away all of your fears. And I held your hand through all of these years. But you still have all of me...
"I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone. But though you're still with me, I've been alone all along...When you cried, I'd wipe away all of your tears. When you'd scream, I'd fight away all of your fears. And I held your hand through all of these years. But you still have...all of me..." Tears started to fill Sadness' eyes and she started to do quick little sobs.
"Aw, Sadness..." Joy said with sorrow putting her hand on her shoulder.
"It's Bing Bong, right?" Disgust asked.
Sadness nodded, which got her into more tears.
"I know you miss him," Anger said softly. "I know how it feels."
Sadness sniffled and wiped her tears away. She grabbed the next card. "Anger," she said. "Have you ever had a celebrity crush? If yes, who was it?"
"Well, to be honest, I liked Megan Fox," Anger said. "But, well...no, I really don;t have any celeb crushes. This is for all of us. This is a gift, actually. This person sent us cupcakes." Anger opened a box and it revealed cupcakes that read "BE MY PAL."
"Mmm, yum!" Joy said grabbing the Y.
"Whoever sent this, thanks," Disgust said. "This isn't that disgusting." She took another bite of the E.
As Anger took another bite, he grabbed the next card. "Ooh, we got another gift," he said. "We got some cheese pizza pie."
"Cheese pizza pie?" Disgust asked. She looked at it and tried a piece. She nodded. "Not bad," she said.
"This is as good as those french fries at Imagination Land!" Joy said. "I guess our fans do like us!"
Sadness grabbed a card. "Joy, if you could create a dimension, what would it be like?"
"Ooh, it would be so cool!" Joy said. "There would be sunshine, a lot of fun places to go and it would take place...place...up in the sky! It would the BEST PLACE EVER!" She jumped up and down cheerfully. "Sadness, have you read about the...pooberty thing?"
"It's puberty and no I haven't," Sadness said. "I wish I can though...I guess we'll never know about it..." She sighed. "Joy, this is a dare. You have to listen to the The Best Song Ever Made in the World without laughing."
"Okay then," Joy said. She went to get a radio and placed it down. It started to play the song.
This is the best song ever made in the world
This is the best song ever made in the world
Other songs are good, even some are really good
But they are not the best songs ever made in the world
It has a lot of good beats and a lot of good singing
And the music is so good, even scientists don't know what it is
You can listen to it anywhere on a bike or on a different bike
You can dance to it anytime in the morning or with your-
Joy stopped the radio and let out a big laugh. "What a funny song!" she said.
"That wasn't even funny," Disgust said.
"I'm horrible at stuff like this," Joy said still laughing. She grabbed the last card. "To finish it off, we got a dare for Anger!"
"How great is that?" Anger said sarcastically.
"You have to kiss ALL OF US on the lips!" Joy said.
"WHAT?!" Anger screamed.
"But I'm guessing Dolores won't allow Fear, because it won't be appropriate for us," Joy said shrugging.
Fear breathed a sigh of relief.
"Whatever," Anger said. "As long as it's not Fear..." He started to kiss Joy first which caused her to blush and he quickly kissed Disgust next and he kissed Sadness last, a little longer than the others.
Disgust ran to the bathroom.
"Wow," Joy said touching her mouth. "Good job."
Anger rolled his eyes. "Whatever," he said. "I can't. I just can't. I'm done."
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Credits:
Crystal Ball
Valjean Enlark: Thank you!
crossmarian23
The Creativity Queen 101: So JUI-CAY!
ponystoriesandothers: OMG imagine them singing in those type of opera choirs and yeah, they're the perfect singers! XD
Tripledent: Aw, haha! And thank you so much!
Orangebird124: Thank you! I know, there are always funny moments in this! :) [I hope you didn't mind me doing that kissing dare...]
Emotion24601: Thank you so much! :)
TysonBR14
Booklover5434: I know how you feel. I've been to many bad places... And no problem!
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Fear 552: Okay then lol XD
I hope you enjoyed and sorry for the late update!
~HollyAnne1084~