WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Oh no, not again.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
No, stop.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Noooooooooooooooooooo!
As Temari threw a shoe at my head, I rolled out of bed, literally, and hit the floor with a hard thump that made my darling best friend snicker. Ayame was still screaming and I, reluctantly, picked up the doll and began rocking it. Stupid project…
I glared sleepily out the window and focused that glare blearily on the just rising sun. It was the sun's fault, if the sun didn't rise I could always sleep and everything is the sun's fault. With this determination, I grabbed Temari's shoe, opened the window and threw the shoe at the sun.
Only after this was done did I realise that, one, the shoe couldn't actually reach the sun and, two, Temari was going to kill me for throwing her school shoe out the window. Gulping, I glanced at the sleeping Temari and breathed a silent sigh of relief. Ayame was finally silent and I put her back into her makeshift drawer crib, before going into the bathroom.
Half an hour later, a scream was heard from Temari and I, thankfully dressed in my uniform, grabbed Ayame and ran for it.
"NAT! YOU THREW MY SHOE OUT THE WINDOW!"
People stared at me as I ran, my hair soaking wet, and Ayame was rested in my arms. For once she was silent and I went to Deidara's dorm to steal his hairdryer. He and Tobi were snoring when I broke in and I put Ayame right next to Deidara's head, before plugging in the hairdryer and switching it on.
"Don't kill Tobi!"
"Shut up, Tobi, it's just me," I sighed, running my fingers through her hair and drying it quickly. "How is he still sleeping?" I frowned at Deidara, Ayame screaming next to his head, and then I saw yellow earplugs in his ears. "Oh, that little-!" I stopped with an angry noise, kicking Deidara right in the butt.
With a yelp, he crashed to the floor and Ayame landed on top of him.
I grinned down at him, still drying my hair, and he glared at me, his earplugs falling out. He grumbled at me as I continued to dry my dripping wet hair and Ayame carried on screaming. Humming happily to drown out the noise, I ignored Tobi's whining, Deidara's grumbling and Ayame's screaming.
"It's a small world after all!" I sang loudly and Deidara glared at me, trying to shut Ayame up. "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts! Diddly-diddly-dee! Big ones, small ones, some the size of your head!"
"Nat! Shut up!" Deidara cried and I continued singing at the top of my voice.
Suddenly, with a war cry, Deidara tackled me to the ground and I screamed in shock.
"What the hell is wrong with you?!" I shouted, punching him on the shoulder, and he glared down at me.
"Shut up, before I slap you, un."
Pouting, I shoved him off me and grabbed the hairdryer again to continue drying my hair. "We're all going on a summer holiday, a summer holiday!" I sang happily, sitting on Deidara's chest and pinning him down.
"I hate you, un."
I ignored him and carried on singing happily, while Tobi danced around the dorm with Ayame…in his underwear. Wrinkling my nose, I looked away from the sight and ran my fingers through my nearly dried hair. Honestly, sometimes I wonder why I bother coming in here when I'm met with Tobi running around in his sunshine briefs.
Suddenly, the door was thrown open and Hidan stared at us for a moment, before silently turning and walking away. Aw, not even Hidan finds us strange anymore.
With my hair dry, I pulled the dark brown locks into a ponytail, took Ayame and walked out the dorm, leaving Deidara grumbling and Tobi sobbing.
"You!"
"Eep!"
Temari smacked me over the back of the head. "How could you throw my shoe out the window?!" she yelled.
"I was trying to destroy the sun," I whimpered, rubbing my head.
"Oh, I understand."
Temari and I hugged tightly, wailing, and Itachi walked past with a roll of his onyx eyes.
"You don't understand!" I accused him and he raised an eyebrow. "Hug!" I grinned happily, jumping onto him in a demanding hug.
His eye twitched ominously.
Hehe, that's a fun word omi-nous-ly.
"Why are you saying ominously slowly over and over again?" Temari asked and I looked at her, my arms and legs wrapped around Itachi.
"It's fun," I giggled. "Ominously! Ominously!"
Itachi shoved me to the ground and I whined.
"Evil, Itachi," I pouted up at him and Temari was cackling happily.
Ayame sat innocently in Deidara's arms as we sat in Math with Ibiki-sensei and he glared evilly at all the dolls in the room, daring any of them to cry. If they were real, they'd have most likely pooped themselves from sheer fear.
A small wail sounded from Ayame and Deidara and I froze.
"Who was that?" Ibiki said in a terrifyingly dark and low voice and Deidara and I pointed behind us at Karin and her partner, Juugo. "Out!" Ibiki commanded and Karin, whining, left the room with Juugo and her innocent doll.
Deidara and I were snickering under our breaths, my hand over Ayame's speaker in case she cried again, and Ibiki looked at us suspiciously. We smiled innocently, gulping down our snickers, and we could still Karin wailing about unfair it all was. Oh, we were so mean, but it was what we did.
A finger poked me in the side and I swung round to glare at Deidara, who grinned at me. "Karin's going to kill you, un," he whispered and I quirked an eyebrow. "She already hates you, and now you just got her sent out, she's going to kill you, un," he smirked and I snorted lightly.
"I'd love to see her try," I smirked back at the blonde and he chuckled, knowing I was fully capable of handling Karin.
"Shut up you two," Ibiki snarled threateningly and we gulped, silencing instantly. We may like to create havoc, but we never ever disrupted Ibiki-sensei's class through fear of death.
Soon, the bell rang and Ayame, along with a few other dolls, began screaming loudly. Ibiki's scarred face contorted into a scowl, making it uglier than usual, and we all grabbed our dolls and ran. He glared after us and Deidara and I laughed slightly as I managed to calm Ayame down quickly.
"Oi! Tsukino!"
I turned at the angry (and rather rude) voice and found Karin glaring at me with Juugo, who was hugging their doll, at her side. "You could've just said hello," I said patronizingly and Karin looked ready to rip my throat out at my sweet smile.
"You got me sent out of class!" Karin snapped.
"Then you really should be thanking me," I smirked back and her fingers twitched like they longed to curl around my throat, which was very likely.
"You're so full of it, Tsukino, and no one around here actually likes you, so why don't you crawl back under what ever rock your parents dragged you up beneath?" Karin sneered.
"Hey, don't diss the rock," I pouted.
"You don't deny your parents are utterly incompetent then?" Karin smirked.
My fist slammed into her face and Deidara caught Ayame before she hit the floor. Karin screamed in agony and Kisame and Hidan grabbed me, dragging me away before I could do anymore damage. Kisame had my legs, Hidan had my torso, and I was being carried away horizontality down the corridor. No one even looked surprised nowadays, even as I yelled insults at Karin and snapped a stapler threateningly.
"Nat! Calm down!" Kisame shouted.
"I SHALL MAKE HER PAY!"
"Is there a reason you're using a French accent?" asked Hidan.
"I haven't in a while, not since I left my old school."
"Oh, well carry on," Hidan said.
"SHE HAS HAIRY FRENCH ARMPITS! AND SHE WAXES HER MOUSTACHE!"
The corridor burst into laughter and I laughed too as Hidan and Kisame set me on the ground and Deidara thrust Ayame into my arms. The four of us had art next, so we walked together and I shoved Ayame into Kisame's arms. Sasori joined us and I wrapped my arms around one of his, cuddling against him with a smirk at his pained expression.
"Hi Mizuki-sensei!" I chimed happily and he grunted in reply as we all sat down, crushing around one table. "Sai-kun," I smiled sweetly at the freshman that was at the table next to us. "How would you like to join my growing ranks of freshmen army?" I asked and he looked at me with those blank, dark eyes.
"Do I get paid?" he asked unemotionally and I smiled.
"In candy and evil teachings," I answered sweetly and he pondered for a moment. That was a nice word, pondered.
"What kind of candy?" he asked.
"Whatever kind you like, within reason of course, darling," I smiled and Sai tilted his head to side as he thought.
"What about strawberry laces?"
"Those are my favourite!" I gasped delightedly, sitting beside Sai and wrapping my arms around him. "You have to join!" I exclaimed.
"Okay, who is else is part of it?" Sai inquired.
"Naruto, Kiba and Sasuke, but Sasuke's two weeks is ending in three days," I pouted and Sai nodded as I continued to cuddle him. "I might be able to get him back, but I'm also going to recruit a few other boys who've been pestering me so you'll make lots and lots of friends," I cooed.
"That's nice," Sai stated, drawing despite my arms being tight around his shoulders.
"Uh huh, but you need to play nice with the other kids, Sai-kun, or Tsunade-sama will tell me off," I warned in a light tone and he nodded. My green eyes landed on his drawing and widened in surprise at the sight of a picture of Hidan, Sasori, Kisame, Deidara and I with Ayame in Deidara's arms, it looked almost like a photo. "Wow, that's amazing, Sai-kun," I murmured.
"Thank you, Natsumi-san," he replied and I smiled slightly, resting my head on his shoulder. "You are rather affectionate."
"Yeah, one time Itachi banned me from hugs and I force fed Kisame some sushi in order to regain the hugs," I sighed sadly and Kisame snivelled at the memory. "It was a rather sad day," I murmured.
Sai just looked at me for a moment, dark eyes on my green ones. "Witch," he stated, before going back to his drawing, and I gaped at him as my friends cackled.
"Thank you," I cooed, kissing Sai's cheek soundly, and someone plopped into the seat beside me. "AH! Sasu!" I squealed happily, releasing Sai to glomp Sasuke, and he just let me. "I just recruited Sai-kun, isn't that nice?" I smiled.
"Why did you recruit Sai? You have Kiba, Naruto and I," Sasuke frowned and I sighed.
"The more the merrier, dear, and you need to make more friends, you're so…"
"Quiet?" Sai suggested from beside me.
"No, emo," I replied and my friends could barely breathe through their delighted cackles. Sasuke glared at me, cheeks pink, and I smiled fondly at Sasuke and Sai when they got locked into a glaring match. "Sasu, play nice with Sai or you get any candy today and Sai gets your share," I scolded, going back to my seat next to Deidara, and he placed Ayame in my arms. "It's not fair I can't pawn her off onto the freshmen anymore because Kurenai-sensei banned it," I pouted.
"So cruel, un," Deidara nodded his agreement and I leaned against his broad shoulder, rocking Ayame gently as she made that sound she made before she started screaming. "Mizuki-sensei's giggling again, un," muttered Deidara and we all looked at him, crickets chirping in the background.
"Mizuki-sensei is strange," Sai mused out loud and we all, except Sasuke who was scowling, nodded in agreement.
"MASTER OF EVIL!"
I smiled at the delighted cries and Naruto and Kiba ran in, latching onto my arms. "Hello, my minions," I said fondly, patting their heads, and they chattered happily to me. "Boys, boys, calm down, I want you to meet someone," I cooed and their eyes at looked at me with that delightful evil I'd placed there. "This is Sai, my new recruit," I said, touching Sai's arm lightly.
"We're being replaced again?" Naruto whimpered.
"No," I soothed, patting his and Kiba's cheeks, and they stared up at me pleadingly. "I just thought we could use some more recruits and you need to make more friends your own age."
"Hi," Sai smiled with a slight wave.
"Master of Evil," Kiba whispered, tugging on my sleeve, and I looked at him patiently, absently smoothing Sai's black hair. "Why is he purring?"
"Because he's like a kitty cat," I answered, petting his silky hair, and Naruto and Kiba glared at him slightly. "Naru, Kiba, you are in charge of taking care of Sai and showing him the rules and procedures," I commanded sternly and they saluted. "Good boys, your mission today is to follow Karin around singing Ugly," I cackled.
"Yes Master of Evil!" Naruto and Kiba chimed, saluting me once more, and they looked at Sai expectantly.
"Say 'yes, Master of Evil'," Kiba hissed.
"Yes, Master of Evil," Sai repeated obediently and I ruffled his dark hair fondly. "What about Sasuke-san, doesn't he have to say it, Witch-san?"
"HOW DARE YOU CALL OUR MASTER A WITCH?!" Kiba and Naruto roared, shaking their fists.
"Boys, it's okay, I don't mind," I put in calmly, touching their cheeks lightly, and they gave Sai glares, but didn't say anything else. "And Sasu doesn't say it because he's decided to leave instead of continuing on permanently in three days," I sighed sadly, hugging Sasuke close protectively.
"Nat, I don't think he can breathe, un," Deidara sniggered and I grinned.
"Yeah, I know."
Sasuke struggled in my arms and Naruto, Kiba and Sai didn't even care that he was struggling for air, poor boy no one really cared. He wriggled in my grip, but I easily hugged him against me and ignored his struggles, talking pleasantly with the amused Deidara and Hidan. We just ignored Sasuke's wriggles and carried on talking to each other, smiling, well, Hidan wore his usual smirk and Deidara was grinning.
Ah, the delights of suffocating Sasu-chan.
Once again, sorry for the ultra long wait for the update! I have no excuse this time so feel free to throw rotten fruit at me