Author Notes: Hello, everyone! Enjoy more silliness :)
General Warnings: Parody, tongue in cheek humour and OOCness.
Chapter Warnings: None that I can think of. Somewhere in the early episodes of Naruto.
Characters: Orochimaru & Kabuto
- Chapter Start -
Orochimaru had a rather nasty habit of licking the edge of his sword with his very long tongue. For one thing, it looked downright creepy and sinister. For another, it freaked out his victims no end. For yet another... well, he just liked the taste of metal.
Until the day he tilted the angle of the blade just a bit too much and cut his tongue on its razor sharp edge. His would be victim - a hapless old villager who just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time - blinked at him when the blood started flowing.
Orochimaru, already shocked and in pain, was furious when the grinning started, followed swiftly by chuckles. He fled when they turned to guffaws.
"Dat ith the lath tibe I eber pull that stud," he grumbled to Kabuto a few minutes later, in his hideout.
"I should think so, Lord Orochimaru," replied Kabuto in a reproving tone as he attended to the injured organ with healing chakra.
- Chapter End -
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