1PS3 Special

"Ugh John I can't believe were actually waiting here for 5 days after our defeat in Warsong Gulch," Davis whined at John as the dwarf rested in his tent. The two were waiting in line for a PS3 in front of the Ironforge Gnomish Gaming Store. The crowd was huge that the line apparently looked like a drafting of soldiers.

"Hold up lad. You know how important this Playstation 3 is to me. I've saved all the gold I was farming. 600 GOLD FOR THE PS3 Davey! That's like my whole life," John explained zippering the entrance of the tent.

"You boys still waiting?" Belle came by bringing Davis a bagged lunch.

"Heck ya," John responded.

"Oh god look at this," Davis chewed on his sandwhich and pointed at a gnome cutting in front of a night elf in line.

"Hey that the fuck is the big deal?" The night elf shouted.

"Hey I was here first," The gnome stated with no proof. The night elf shoved the gnome away but the little midget bit the elf's ankle.

"AHH FUCK OFF YOU FREAK!" The night elf struggled. Ironforge Guards began surveying the scene.

"Oh boy we got ourselves a tough one," One of the guards said pulling the two combatants away from each other.

"Tell me about it. Next thing you know Chinese Farmers will be auctioning this PS3 for like 2000 Gold!" The other said as he looked across the Auction House bridge seeing an Asian gnome snickering.

"Gasp look!" John pointed his gun at a human playing a Nintendo DS.

"So what's the big deal?" Davis was curious.

"Take that you Nintendo Fan Boy!" The hunter fired his shotgun at the human's DS.

"No no don't die on me," the human cried picking up his broken portable game.

"Touch me lil boy," The Nintendo DS seemed to moaned.

"So where's the others at?" Belle wondered.

"Oh Zero and Chilly went off somewhere probably farming for gold or waiting for the Nintendo Wii thing," Davis slurped his drink.

Meanwhile at Chilly' laboratory in the Gnomsih Center of Ironforge.

"This must be my best idea yet," Chilly screwed in a nail on a gnomsih contraption of his. "What that suppose to be?" Zero asked.

"It's a Playstation 3 fake. I just made it all heavy and covered it in some silver shiny mithril to make it look nice," Chilly placed it in a box. "Then we can sell it and buy ourselves a Nintendo Wii."

"Silly gnome. Everyone has a wee. Probably girls. But I am not sure if they can use the bathroom," the paladin stupidly replied.

"Zero you idiot. I meant the Nintendo Console dude besides I'll get you one too just because you helped me mine for the stuff to make the fake," An Asian Gnome came by lugging a huge suitcase. "Who the hell are you?" Chilly said.

"I'm here to buy it," The gnome said opening the suitcase revealing a treasure chest of gold. Chilly started to drool.

"DEAL!" He shouted pushing the box over to him and took the suitcase.

"Yeah were pirates!" Zero said.

For the Play Station 3 release however in the Horde Area things weren't going so smoothly. Vector looked at the Zeppelin landing by. He stealthed by the goblin guards and removed his Bloodfang Mask. He grinned and saw a pile of Play Station 3 consoles and games. He pulled out a huge woolen sack and stuffed them in. He reached for one of the console boxes and another hand was seen grabbing it. It was big and probably that of a tauren.

"What the? Shamu?" Vector looked atop seeing Shamu smiling.

"Hehe howd you get here?" He replied.

"I'd ask the same of you," the rogue replied.

"Easy just went spirit wolf here."

"Ok fine we can split the profit we make off these 50/50."

"No way!" The voice of Techa was heard behind them including her brother Yuki beside her.

"Okay we each get a quarter of the profit then."

"What about Jak? Should we get him involved with-,"

"No," Vector quickly ignored.

Unfortunately for Jak...

"Oh boy I can't wait for my Playstation 3," Jak cheered staying in line at Ogrimmar. A gunshot was heard and the crowd started clearing a bit. "Oh boy must be the opening celebration," The orc walked in as the doors opened he came back outside with his PS3 in the plastic bag.

"Look he has a PS3 let's gang on him!" A random mob shouted.

"Hey guys wanna play with my- GACK!" Crowds of Horde ganged up on him beating him senseless and tried fighting over the PS3. "Oh my god you guys are fucking crazier then the guys who wanted a car in War of the Worlds movie featuring Tom Cruise!"

"Ahh Davis were are you? What's wrong with this line?" John started lagging through the line as it started to get shorter.

"I dunno I think Blizzard screwed up a wire and caused major latency," Davis was confused as he was in the same position of running. The line disappeared and all was left was nothing but thrash and many corpses on the floor.

"Wow people actually kill each other for this," Belle said.

"No I missed out on my PS3!" John sobbed after his escape from the lag.

"Hey guys," Zero said surrounded by night elf ladies in bikinis. Zero was wearing many gold jewely and highest of the fancy clothing. Same with Chilly.

"How the-," John stammered.

"We sold it for a profit," Chilly touched his sunglass.

"Hey Zero let's play with your Wii," One of the night elves said.

"Which one are you talking about?" Zero asked.

"WAHHH THAT'S NO FAIR!" John cried and begged on the floor.

"WAWA WA!" Davis mocked the dwarf.

THE END