Dear Fellow Teenage Girls,

Today was the most embarrassing day of my life. Never in a thousand years did I ever think that this would happen to me. And yesterday was such a great day.

I walked on over to the Wildberry Kingdom yesterday to see if Berry and his friends wanted to hang out and play ball. I checked out all of are usual hangout spots, the maze, his room, the football field, and the small lake by the castle. Berry or anybody else wasn't around. Eventually I ran into Wildberry Princess trying to find Berry.

"Oh, Crystal. How nice to see you. Are you here for my brother?"

"Yah, but I can't find him anywhere."

"Well, he told me that he was going to go for a walk. For me that means he's going to be gone all day and that he just wants his alone time."

"Ooooh," I said in understanding, "Then I'll just leave you be then."

I was turning to leave when she stopped me with a question, "Would you like to stay? I made some fresh wildberry pie."

I turned right back round eagerly, "You had me at pie, Wildberry Princess."

For the next half hour I talked with Wildberry Princess and ate a good deal of pie. It was hard to resist her pies, they were amazing one bight and a combination of sweet and tart flavors flood your mouth with berry goodness. She asked me questions about being a female adventurer and heroin. And what it's like living with Finn and Jake. Eventually she ran out of questions and I ran out of room for more pie.

"Bye Wildberry Princess! I'll be seeing you around," I called to her out side her castle while patting my swollen belly, "Thanks for the pies!"

"Bye Crystal! Thanks for answering my questions," she called back to me in front of the castle entrance.

"No problem!"

She went back into her castle and I started heading home. I was just about to leave the land of the Wildberry Kingdom when I heard rustling in the woods. Taking out my sword from my backpack I got into my fighting stance. Suddenly a little walking seed came running out of the bushes and ran smack dab into my leg and fell on its butt. It looked up at me then behind itself then it hid behind my leg. I heard more rustling in the bushes then a three-headed pig came stomping through the bushes it was at lest as tall as my chest. It stomped it hooves into the ground getting ready to charge me. When it did I charged back willing my blade to turn to fire. Once it was I flipped over the pig and swung my sword right down its middle.

The pig's backside was immobile but the front half of it sort of kept going. It kept going until it finally fell dead right in front of the little seed guy. Putting away my sword I walked over to the seed thing and got a better look at it. The seed had a green teardrop shaped body, and on his pointy-head was the color blackish-purple. It had spindly little arms and legs and wide violet eyes. He was at lest half the size of my tibia leg bone. The little guy noticed that I was studying him so he came out of his shocked state got up and dusted him self off. The little guy was so cute trying to look dignified that I started to have a case of laughing hysterics. When I saw him glaring at me it made it only worst.

"I-I'm s-s-s-sorry," I was trying to apologize through my laughter, "Your-r-r jus-s-s-st so cute."

I was laughing so hard that I couldn't breath. But eventually I was finally able to calm down my laughter. He was still glaring at me.

"All right, all right. Mister Grumpy Pants I'm done know. Where do you live? I'll personally escort you back home."

When he talked to me it sounded like wind blowing through some trees.

I sighed, "Oh dear. It looks like I can't understand you."

It face palmed itself.

"But it looks like you can understand me. Come on, you can live with me until tomorrow. I'm sure the guys know what you are and will be able to help."

It made some more whooshing and creaking sounds. Then seeing that I still couldn't understand it, it walked over to my open arms. Then I continued on my walk back home with my new little friend.

"So, what's your name," I asked it.

It answered in a creaking voice.

"Oh, right. I can't understand you. I guess I'll just name you then," I held the little seed thing out at arms length, "How do you like Luna?"

It made the sound of a tree crashing to the forest floor.

I giggled, "Alright then I'm guessing you're a boy. So you'll want a boy name."

"How about Bob?"

It shook its head.

"Todd?"

He shook his head again.

"Bernard?"

Again he shook his head. He kept at this until we were almost to the tree house. By then I was staring really hard at the little guy trying to figure out what kind of name that he would like. I had one last name up my sleeve so I was hoping it would work.

"Alright little guy if you don't like this name I'm just going to call you Luna just to annoy you. How do you like Berry Jr.? I already have a friend name Berry so calling you junior at the end will help me keep you two separate in my mind."

He gave me a long hard look then he gave me a curt nod.

"HA! Finally," I cheered.

But my excitement was cut short when I heard an old lady cry out for help. Turning I saw an old woman being robbed by a gang of tattooed people with piercings and wearing leather. They were surrounding her and pushing her around. Getting angry I drew my sword and put Berry Jr. on top of my head.

"What ever you do Berry Jr. don't let go," then I charged the tattooed gang.

I dropped kicked the first guy I saw that had a spiky mohawk in the back. Flipping out of my drop kick, a guy with a whole bunch of nose piercings came at me with a punch. I grabbed hold of his fist and used his momentum to fling him into a guy wearing a leather vest and had a dragon tattoo on his chest that was trying to sneak attack me. Then two guys came at me at the same time, one was wearing only leather pants the other one tattooed his face to look like a cat. I waited until they were close enough then I jumped in the air and did a mid air split kick knocking them both to the ground hard. A guy wearing a black biker helmet and had a mustache came at me with a crowbar I willed my sword to turn into fire and I caught his mustache on fire. Causing him to run around in a panic. For ten minutes I beat up those punks for hurting that poor old lady. In the end they were all bloody pulps. The only one who wasn't a bloody pulp was the guy who I burnt the mustache of, he tried to get at me again from behind with the crowbar but I turned on him real fast and pointed my razor sharp sword at his nose.

"Drop. Your. Weapon," I seethed glaring daggers into him.

Trembling he dropped the crowbar behind him.

"Run," I told him still giving him my death glare.

He turned around running and screaming like a little girl. Satisfied I put away my sword. Then I patted my head.

"Oh, good you're still there."

Then I turned to the old lady and I saw a little purple bag beside the mohawk guy. Picking it up and dusting it off I walked over to the little old lady that was sitting on the ground watching me approach her. I handed her, her purse.

"I'm sorry, for what these ruffians did to you Ma'am. May I help you up," I asked her in my sweetest voice.

"Why thank you dear-y, you're much to kind," I clasped her hands and gently pulled her up.

"Let me walk you home Ma'am. I wouldn't feel right if I just left you here without knowing if you made it or not," I told her.

She chuckled at me, "Whatever lets you sleep at night, Dear-y," then she locked arms with me and I walked her back home.

I didn't leave her house until I was sure that she had everything that she needed and that she was all right. By the time the sun was about to set she was basically kicking me out of her house.

"Are you sure you don't need anything else," I asked her for the millionth time.

"I'm sure Dear-y," she gave me a good natured chuckle, "Know go home, it's not save walking home in the dark."

"Yes, Ma'am," I said reluctantly.

I started heading back home. Berry Jr. slid off of my head and on to my right shoulder.

"I hope she'll be all right by herself," I told Berry Jr.

Instead of answering in his breezy voice he kissed me on the cheek. Which stopped me in my tracks and I turned to him. He was lightly blushing but when he looked me in the eyes it was like he was telling me that she would be fine.

Unable to resist I took him in my hands and nuzzled my face against his, "You are just so adorable," I cooed.

Then I looked him in the eyes, "Thank you," then I kissed him on the forehead.

When he was back on my shoulder he turned a deep green color. Making me smile even more.

As soon as it was dark we just made it back to the tree house.

"Guys I'm home!" I called out at the front door, "And I brought a new friend!"

I climbed up the latter, "Welcome home Crystal," B-MO and Finn greeted.

"Glad you could make it for dinner, Crystal," Jake welcomed.

They were all gathered at the kitchen table the smell of tacos in the air. Jake was passing out taco shells and the table was set and ready with one empty plate open for me.

"I'm glad too because we're starving."

"We," Finn questioned.

I sat down at the table and put Berry Jr. on the table, "Everybody meet Berry Jr., Berry Jr. meet Finn, Jake, and B-MO."

"Whoa," Finn and Jake said at the same time.

"Is that a Seedling from the Wildberry Kingdom?" Jake questioned.

"I think it is," Finn confirmed.

"Oh, good. You guys know what it is," I said happily while reaching for the taco shells, "Do you guys know where he's kind live?"

"Nope," Finn said.

"Not a clue," Jake added.

"But we can ask Wildberry Princess where they live tomorrow," Finn suggested.

"Well that's too bad," I said while filling up my taco with various taco stuffing's, "You guys don't have to come with me. The Seedling is my responsibility, so I'll go back over there by myself."

"Alright. Suit yourself," Finn said calmly.

"Come on BJ eat up. You need to keep up your strength," I told him in a cutesy tone of voice as I pushed my plate a little at him.

He glared at me for using that tone of voice on him but then he went for the taco I made for him. At first he was hesitant to try it but once he took a bight out of it he couldn't stop stuffing his face. I giggled at his eager appetite. As soon as we were done we had chocolate cake. As soon as a slice of the cake was on my plate Berry Jr. dove head first into the cake. He got chocolate frosting and cake all over himself making me laugh.

He gave me a guilty look, "Oh, don't worry we both need a bath anyways."

As soon as are plates were cleaned I took him to my room and gave him a bath. Making sure that all of the chocolate cake was washed off of him. And just to make sure he stayed calm while I was bathing him I hummed the song You'll be in my Heart. When he was squeaky clean, dried off, and sitting on my bed I went to take a shower of my own. Once I was done I got in my usual nightclothes and jumped into bed with BJ.

"Goodnight everyone!"

"Goodnight, Crystal," they all called back.

"Goodnight BJ," I cooed then I gave him a peck on his forehead.

He said something in a quiet breeze kind of voice.

That night I went to sleep thinking that I was going to do the right thing. Help an innocent little creature. Reunite it with its family and make new friends. Not even thinking once that I was going to wake up this morning to hell. Nothing could have prepared me for this.

The rising sun was shining through my window blinding me a little with its light. To try and sleep in a little I turned away from it and snuggled into my warm body pillow. I hugged it tightly burying my face into its warmth. I sighed contently.

"Good morning," a sort of deep husky voice cooed.

"Good morning," I said through a yawn.

For six seconds nothing clicked. At the first three seconds I unburied my face to see a muscular green bare chest. At the next three seconds I looked up to see Prince Blackberry giving me a cheeky grin. In a flash I backed away from him with a yelp and fell on the floor. So many emotions were running through me that I was in shock being unable to decide to get angry or I don't know what other feeling I was having but I was definitely a weird feeling. But I was absolutely embarrassed that a naked guy was in my bed and I was wearing only my tank top and underwear. Covering my self up with my pillow that I dragged down with me I searched for BJ. Seeing that he was no where to be found and Prince Blackberry was now propped up, his head in his hand looking at me with amusement something else clicked in my mind.

"Please tell me you weren't that Seedling," I begged him as I felt my face flush red.

"All right then, I wont," he said that cheeky smile still plastered on his face.

My eyebrow twitched. That's when I finally decided on what I was feeling. With a growl I tackled him and pinned him to my bed then I slapped him across the face.

"Why didn't you tell me you were you," I yelled at him.

Stroking his slapped face he answered, "I couldn't tell you," his cheeky grin gone from his face.

"What do you mean you couldn't tell me, you could of told me from the beginning. You could have written your name in the dir— whoa!"

He flipped me off of him and then he pinned me to the bed. I was weirdly aware of how close he was to me and that are bodies were touching.

"I couldn't tell you because—"

"Crystal what is with all of the noise so— Oh my Glob!"

We both looked towards the now open door to see Jake. He was awakened by are yelling. I was completely mortified by what he thought he was seeing.

"Jake it's not what you think," I said to him on the verge of panic.

He just stood there, unmoving and in total shock.

"Jake what's wrong," I heard Finn ask tiredly.

"Don't come any closer Finn," Jake yelled while starting to close the door.

"Jake!" I cried now panicking.

"Crystal is just doing some grown up things right now," he continued.

"Jake this isn't what it looks like!" I tried again.

"Crystal when you're done we are going to have to talk young lady," Jake kept talking ignoring what I was saying.

"Jake!"

"And I want you there as well young man," he finished.

"Jake this isn't what—" the door closed on us.

I groaned in embarrassment. I looked up to see that Berry was just as embarrassed as I was. In my frustration I got my arm unpinned and punched him where I slapped him. Punching him so hard that he fell off of me. I got up and put on a pair of jeans and threw Berry my bathroom robe.

I'm just going to skip over The Talk because it is not something I ever want to relive and I want no proof that it ever happened. So once Jake was done giving us The Talk we went back up my room, I gave him my biggest pair of jeans and then I escorted him home. I didn't have to escort him but I didn't want to stay home. Besides I wanted answers.

"Care to explain to me why this had to happen?" I asked Berry fuming.

"You're not going to punch me again are you?"

"You were lucky that I was holding back!"

"You were!?"

"Now start explaining yourself!"

"Okay, okay, calm down," he soothed.

"I was walk through the woods and I was getting hungry. And I saw an old lady. She pointed me to a grove of apple trees. Not thinking twice about the old lady or the apples I took one and finished off one apple. When I had finished it the old lady came back and started hackling evilly. Then I started feeling weird and I shrunk down turning into a Seedling. Then before she chased her three-headed pig at me she said that the only way for me to change back was to share a kiss, share a plate, share a bath, and share a bed with a goodhearted woman. For the curse to be lifted that goodhearted woman had to have no idea that I was a prince. It was an absolute coincidence that I ran into you yesterday."

As he told me his story I watched him go through a series of emotions and facial expressions. Calm, annoyed anger, fear then embarrassment. In the order of his story, slowly I got less agitated at him but I was still reluctant to forgive him for making us go through the most embarrassing day of my life.

"The old witch also said that the goodhearted woman had to love me for who I am. So thank you… for you know… Loving me for me," he thanked me through his own embarrassment.

This stopped me in my tracks. I contemplated what he said then I tuned on him. He was a deep green from his blushing and he wasn't looking at me. He was looking at the ground and he was shuffling his feet a lot.

With a strangled sigh I reluctantly said, "All right I forgive you. And we're friends for globs sake, of course I would love you for you."

To prove my point I shook his hand.

"Now come on I want to check on that old lady that I helped yesterday before I take you home."

He didn't say anything he just followed along beside me with that cheeky grin of his and his eyes a shining.