Author's Note: I'm sorry for the major delay. I was having a life! Amazing I know. Hahaha... don't worry I still love you all. Okay well let's get down to the chapter.
Chapter 10: I'll Make A Man Outta You
Alanna awoke the images of MoMo, Lorina, and her as guys swimming in her head. Alanna opened her eyes and looked around. She was in a strange bed, it was covered in red and gold cloth. Definitely not the Slytherin dormitories, which were green, black, and silver. The smell of birch wood and vanilla filled the room. 'Odd' she thought. She pulled back the curtains that surrounded the bed and looked around. All the beds were red and gold and made out of a cherry wood unlike the Slytherin's which are made of mahogany. Alanna placed her feet on the floor and lifter herself up. She walked over to a mirror and was stunned at what she saw. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
Her scream echoed through the depths of Hogwarts castle. Groans could be heard from every dormitory and sleeping quarters around the castle.
"What the- not again!" Sirius and James sat up quickly and then fell back down to their pillows. Remus awoke startled out of his sleep for the 5th consecutive morning. Peter fell to the floor and whimpering hid under hid bed. Lorina jumped out of bed katana in hand, thinking that someone had snuck in. Moe rolled out of bed still half asleep and looked around. Lance noticed that Alan was standing in front of the mirror.
"Oh for Christ's sake!" Lance shouted, putting her katana away. "You've been doing this every morning!"
"I'm a guy!" Alan screeched.
"Yes, yes... you've been a guy! Remember!" Lance screamed. Obviously Alan had been doing this for quite some time. Moe pranced over to the mirror and stood beside Alan, looking at his own reflection.
"Oh my god!" Moe screamed. "I'm a man too!... a very... sexy man, might I add." he said and gave his eyebrows a wiggle.
Lance put his hand over his eyes and started shaking his head. Why was he friends with such idiots...? he lets out a long sigh and then with a slight edge to his voice says "Don't you two idiots remember anything! We've been guys! For about a week now. Remember!"
"Ohhhhhh... yeaaaaaa..." Alan chimed a little light bulb turning on in his head. "I remember now..." A smile played on his face. Moe gave a smile of recognition too.
"Minds like goldfish, the lot of them." Lance mumbled and walked into the bathroom slamming the door. Alan grinned Moe smiled mischievously. Sirius, James, and Remus had gotten out of bed and started to get dressed after cursing themselves for turning them into guys. Peter had fallen back asleep under his bed.
"3-2-1." Alan counted off on his fingers. A second after a yell of frustration came from the bathroom and the door was kicked opened. Lance walked out fully dressed with a look of annoyance on his face.
"I don't think I'll ever get used to this." Lance said sitting heavily on his bed and started to wrap up his katana. Alan giggled mischievously and walked into the bathroom. Moe sat down next to Lance and watched him wrap the katana.
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Author's note: I'm taking a little time out from my story... to make a few comments about the new Harry Potter book so if you haven't finished please skip over what I am about to say. Snape... who I actually thought was cool.. and kinda still do to be honest no matter how angry I am at him! I am so angry! I swear if I had the chance I would strangle his ass... grr! Okay but yes.. so.. I mourn for Dumbly cause he rocked! YEAYA! WOOP! Okay... so anyway... +sobs+ And Tonks and Remus! Who knew! But good thing for my story she isn't born yet. Otherwise I would be outta business. So long. Bye bye. That sorta thing. Yup. Well. Half-Blood Prince eh? Gonna have to work that into my story. I actually like that title. Hmmm... But yes. Snape is a coward. At the end. COWARD! Total coward. Ha. Stupid Coward. Hahahahaha... +abuses Snape some more+ okay.. anyway... TBC OUT!
Back to the story!
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Lucius walked to breakfast alone. He wondered where Alanna was, he went into her dorm, but she wasn't there. Lucius stopped walking.
"You know it's impolite to follow after someone without announcing you are there." Lucius said in an elegant, stone like voice. Severus stepped out of the shadows, but said nothing. Lucius didn't turn around.
"I don't know where she is either, Severus." Severus nodded and started to walk away.
"I'm worried about her too. But she can take care of herself." Lucius said and continued walking to the Great Hall. Severus stared after Lucius, silently contimplating what he said.
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"Umm... Lance?" Moe looked over at him shakily.
"Hmmmm...?" Lance continued to eat.
"Umm... everyone is staring at us." Moe said blushing a brilliant shade of crimson.
"Oh don't be silly," Lance said sipping her pumpkin juice. "It's just the girls." Moe's eyes widened more and she quickly glance around them. It was true all the girls were looking at them and whispering amongst themselves. Even the Slytherins. Some Ravenclaw guys were also looking at them, but that was to be expected. It would seem that it took people no time to notice new guys.
"Awww... they love us." Alan said taking a big bit of toast. "You know we could work this to our advantage." he grinned menacingly.
"That could be a good way to get the marauders back for the curse, take all the girls." Lance smiled evilly, almost the only kind of smile he ever made.
"Just what I was thinking, my darling." Alan grinned.
"Huh?" Moe sat there staring at them looking confused. Lance's head drooped down and he sighed.
"Don't worry," Alan patted Lance. "I'll explain it to 'em" Alan then started whispering into Moe's ear. With every second Alan whispered Moe's eyes grew wider. By the time he was done Moe's eyes looked like a bugs.
"Can we do that?" Moe squeaked out.
"Of course, they already love us." Lance laughed cruelly.
"A wonder why you aren't in Slytherin..." Alan thought out loud.
"But... it seems wrong." Moe said twiddling his thumbs.
"Well, it kind of is, but we aren't going to be guys forever. Might as well enjoy it." Alan said wrapping his arm around Moe.
"I guess your right..." Moe said trailing off and looking down at the table. "Okay."
Alan looked over at Lance and grinned. "I'll take the Slytherin girls. I know what they like." he winked.
"Yea well you were one for awhile." Lance said in a sardonic manner.
"Awhile!" Alan screeched girlishly. "I've been a girl my whole life!" The other Gryffindors gave him odd looks. But he didn't seem to notice.
"Oh shut up, you big man." Lance smiled a little at his own whit. Alan just gave him a nasty look and a rather rude hand gesture. Moe gave a little snort into his porridge. Lance glared daggers at Alan.
"Sooo... I shall show you two how it is done!" Alan said with a clap, as if Lance wasn't wishing him death at that very moment. Which he was. Apparently Alan was used to it. Lance is so moody. Alan got out of his seat as a girl walked past. He quickly grabbed her by the arm and spun her around, so that her back was to him and then he wrapped his arms around her. She playfully smacked his hands away.
"Stop!" the girl giggled. "Not here!"
"Somewhere else then?" Alan gave a sexy grin and raised an eyebrow at her. He whispered something into her ear and she ran off giggling like the school girl she was.
Lance and Moe stared at Alan. "How do you do that!" they both shouted simultaneously.
"It's a gift. To bad I'm not really a guy, eh? I would have a way better love life." he said with a bit of contempt in his voice. Only a little... really... I swear. Yup.
At another part of the Gryffindor table the Marauders were brooding.
"Look at them!" Sirius shouted. "It's like they're enjoying themselves!"
"I think they are..." James said as he watched Alan with the Gryffindor girl.
"Gah! That spell was a dud! It didn't even make then ugly. Remus are you sure we did it right?" Sirius looked over at Remus who was watching Alan with the girl. "Remus? Hello?" Sirius poked him.
"Huh? What?" Remus jumped. "Oh, hi Sirius. What is it?"
Sirius gave Remus an odd look before continuing. "I just wanted to know if we got the spell right because it was supposed to make them ugly. Which it did not do."
"Yea, are you sure?" James said giving Remus a sidelong glance.
"Of course I did." Remus said in an honest voice, but had a guilty look on his face.
"Remus." Sirius said warningly.
"Okay, okay so maybe I forgot about the ugly part... but I thought they would still suffer." he looked down at the table in shame, much the same way as Moe had done not to long ago.
"What!" James and Sirius spassed.
MEANWHILE with some of the drooling girls...
"Oh my god. Those new guys are so hot! Like whoa!" One girl squealed. ((Hahahahaha... I am so evil... hahahahaha... wooo... yup... the really annoying girls... like whoa))
"Yea they are!" another chimed in, a dreamy look on her face.
MEANWHILE with some of the drooling girls...
"Oh my god. Those new guys are so hot! Like whoa!" One girl squealed. ((Hahahahaha... I am so evil... hahahahaha... wooo... yup... the really annoying girls... like whoa))
"Yea they are!" another chimed in, a dreamy look on her face.
"Ah! I would let them cock slap me and pop my cherry!" yet another girl squealed with glee. The other girls all stopped their conversations and stared at the one.
"I..." the one girl started to say in her defense.
"Just go." They all looked away.
"But I," the girl started to say again.
"No. Just leave." The one girl ran away in tears and the others went back to squealing over Alan, Lance, and Moe. All thoughts of James and Sirius gone from their minds. Those poor boys.
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"Shall we?" Moe gave a evil little smile. He was starting to warm up to the idea.
"We shall!" Alan said with a little bounce. "alright team, away!" he ran off to the Slytherin table then tripped on his robes and fell rather unceremoniously on his butt. "I'm okay!" he shouted quickly jumping up. The "fangirls" gave a dreamy sigh. Moe not thinking skipped over to the Ravenclaw table.
Lance took one step closer to the Gryffindor table. "Woohoo! That was such a long way to go!" he said sarcastically and scowled.
At the Ravenclaw table...
Moe walked casually to a group of girls. Then tried to say in a suave manner " Did it hurt when you ladies fell from heaven?" But it came out more nervous and rushed sounding. All the girls looked up at him and stared. Moe blushed and looked at his shoes. He noticed that he had stepped in gum. Damn.
"Awww! You're so cute!" the girls giggled in a fangirlish way. Oh no! ((RUN MOE RUN!)) Moe just continued to blush.
Back to the Gryffindor table...
Lance strided over to where some cute girls were sitting and whispering amongst themselves. The girls were sitting suspiciously close to the Marauders. Probably why Lance had picked this certain group. He's so mean. Te he. He coughed loudly and when they had turned around proceeded with. "Hello. I am your knight in shining armor. Here to sweep you off your feet." he said all of this in a rather bored tone not even looking at the girls.
"Oh really? What makes you so sure of that?" One of the more attractive girls asked.
"My extremely large manhood and sexy body." Lance said still staring at a spot on the wall. He sounded narcissistic and bored at the same time. He's so talented.
"Well who's going to argue you there?" the girl said taking a sneaky glance at Lance's pants. He noticed. Sirius and James who were listening in, almost fell out of their seats in fury.
"Certainly none of you ladies." Lance grinned.
"Certainly not."
((Wooooooooo that girl so wants to get in his pants! what a whore!))
At the Slytherin table...
((this seems to happen a lot...))
Alan's dark hair swooshed back and forth as he walked along the Slytherin table. Looking for fresh blood. Fresh blood? Uhm... yea. "Luci." he nodded at Lucius as he passed.
"Alanna? Where have you-?" Lucius looked up, but all he saw was the back of some guy with black hair. "Hmmm..." Lucius jumped up and tapped the guy on the shoulder. The guy turned. Lucius almost fainted. It looked like a guy Alanna.
"Alanna?" Lucius looked at the boy.
"Who are you calling Alanna! I am not a girl!" the boy said with a small wink.
Lucius stared at the boy for sometime before catching on to what he meant. ((wow... Luci is slow today...)) "How?"
"Marauders." Alan said simply with a smile.
"I see... Where are you staying?" Lucius said rubbing his chin in thought.
"Gryffindor boys dormitories, with the Marauders. It's quite amusing." he said and smirked.
"You had me and Severus worried." Lucius sighed in relief.
"Yes. Well Severus I don't care much about at the moment." he said with a angry tone.
"I don't blame you. So what are you doing now?" Lucius asked suddenly curious.
"I'm gonna go seduce some girls!" Alan said proudly.
"Sounds fun." Lucius gave the infamous Malfoy smirk.
"Don't tell Severus okay?" Alan pleaded.
"What do you suppose I tell the little beast then?" Lucius said coldly. He did not like lying for her, but he did it.
"Ummm... that... my grandma died." Alan mused.
"Both already dead." Lucius reminded her. "I went to the funerals with you."
"Oh yes." He brightened up a bit at the memory. His Grandmas were both old bats who were obsessed with being pure-blood and if they came in contact with a "mudblood" they would shriek and moan at them till they left. Stupid old birds. Alan had always hated them. Wonder how they raised children. Then he thought about his mum and dad and remembered how they kept trying to set him up with his second cousin because he was pure-blood and how sick it was. Of course he was a girl then. And he would be again... eventually. He snapped out of his thoughts. "Just tell him my mum is sick. Which she is." he mumbled the last part.
Lucius gave a chuckle as he heard the last comment. "Okay, I'll do your bidding mistress." Lucius gave another laugh as Alan smiled at him and ran off to go seduce the girls.
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After confessing to James and Sirius, Remus was sent away to think about what he'd done. So of course he ended up in the Transfiguration class room. Where he knew Professor McGonagall would be. And of course she was.
"What can I do for you, Mr. Lupin? Since I know you haven't come here to learn as your class is tomorrow." the Professor asked from behind her desk.
"Professor, I have a problem. Well isn't not really a problem, but I don't know what else to call it. Remus gave a sigh. He sat down in the chair in front of her desk.
"And what is this so called problem?" McGonagall urged him to continue.
"You see, it all started with us pulling pranks. Actually with some girls pranking us. So we just had to get them back. But ever since meeting one of the girls I've started to like her and I couldn't let her turn ugly." Remus said talking about the girl her barely knew.
"So when Mr. Potter and Mr. Black found out they were mad?" McGonagall asked with a knowing smile.
"Of course they were! They were raving!" Remus said spazzing a little bit.
"So you messed up a prank for a girl you barely know? Is that right?" McGonagall said, but she knew this to be true.
"Precisely. But what tops the cake is that the girl's a Slytherin. And you know how Gryffindors and Slytherins are to each other." Remus said staring idly at his knees.
"I am aware of the feuds between the two. Yes. But it shouldn't matter what house she's in."
"Yea, I guess you're right. "Remus smiled. "Well I have a class to go to. Thank you Professor."
"Anytime my dear boy." McGonagall nodded to him as he got up and left. When she was sure he was gone she let out a great sigh.
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Screams were heard all throughout the corridors. Girlish screams to be precise, coming from three boys. Three very unlucky boys. Well I guess it could have been lucky. Just depends on how you look at it. The three boys in question, who were none other than Moe, Alan, and Lance were running down the corridors screaming their heads off. But an even more horrible sound was coming from behind them, more horrible then well... something horrible.
Moe glanced back at the love struck girls that were now chasing them and shrieking confessions of love and so forth.
"Might as well enjoy it. Get revenge on the Marauders. Yea right." Lance snorted as he mumbled rather loudly while running from the, well, fangirls.
"Oh shut up you liked the idea!" Alan said with a slight twitch in his eye. He really wished he hadn't proposed the idea.
"COME BACK BOYS! WE DON'T BITE! MUCH!" One of the girls said and erupted into excited giggles. Moe's eyes went very wide.
"Oh my god..." Alan said eyes just as wide as Moe's.
"There's a boys bathroom up ahead. We can hide in there till they leave." Lance stated.
"Oh good." Moe said with a sigh.
The three dashed into the boys bathroom, slamming the door behind them and bolting it. Yes, there's a bolt on the door. Shut up. Not like they couldn't open it with magic. Pfft. Loud moans and sighs were heard outside the door as all three collapsed onto the floor, panting and catching their breathe.
"Woooo... well good work out." Alan laughed nervously.
"Shut up." Lance said simply. And there was silence except the scurry of a rat and their panting.
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Alan, Lance, and Moe stared at the flier on the Gryffindor bulletin board. The flier read: All Hallos' Eve bash! At the Three Broomsticks on Halloween night. Be there or beware.
"How cornier could 'be there of beware' be?" Lance asked with a smug expression on his face. He was ignored.
"I can't believe we're going to be guys for the party!" Alan burst out.
"I had the prettiest dress for it." Moe cried.
"I'm still gonna wear my outfit." Lance said. Moe and Alan stared as they knew what that outfit was. Moe and Alan burst out laughing.
"I think we should all wear our outfits." Alan giggled whipping a tear of joy from his eye.
"Yea, no one will notice a cross dresser on Halloween!" Moe smiled.
"Of course not." Lance rolled his eyes.
"Eh, who cares." Alan shrugged.
"I wonder if we can still fit into out clothes." Moe stared off into space. The other two stared off in bewildered wonderment.
"Well this should be interesting." Lance said snapping out of it. They walked up the boy's dormitory stairs talking about what they were gonna do on Halloween.
A few people who were listening to their conversation stared after them in a very disturbed way.
Remus, James, and Sirius turned around and stared at the boy's dormitory stairs from the couch which they were occupying.
"The Halloween party..." James and Sirius grinned. Remus' head drooped down.
Sirius glanced at James. "Spike it?"
"Of course." James glance back.
"What are you two talking about!" Remus interrupted.
"Well the last time we got you drunk you started talking about how much you hate the moon." James gave Remus a blank stare.
Remus' eyes grew wide and he covered his mouth with his hands.
"So who knows all the dirty things they'll talk about." Sirius mused.
"You can't do that!" Remus blurted out.
"Why?" they both raised their eyebrows.
"Ummm... well... you just can't..." Remus flushed and stared down at his hands.
Sirius and James glanced at each other and grinned.
"You know Remus, you should ask Alanna out." Sirius smiled, nudging Remus.
"Yea, I'm sure she's say yes." James smiled and nudged him too.
"Why don't you ask her to the Halloween party. Sirius suggested, nudging Remus again.
"Stop with the nudging!" Remus whined. Almost for a second sounding like Sirius. Almost. "You're forgetting that she's a man!"
"Oh that's just a silly detail." James said.
"A silly detail! Don't you think that would be a little odd!" Remus bellowed, jumping up to stare down at them.
"Yes... but he is really a girl!" Sirius smiled.
"You two are idiots." Remus said simply. Calming down. "I have to go look up something for my paper." He walked out of the portrait hole and closed it behind him.
"I guess he'll make his move whenever our spell wears off." Sirius shrugged.
"Yea, good thing I didn't tell them we have no idea when the spells going to wear off." James chuckled.
"If you did I don't think you'd be here to laugh about it." Sirius grinned.
"Most definitely not. Lorina, or should I say Lance, is crazy." James said with a laugh.
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"This is getting ridiculous." Severus said slamming down the book he had been reading, but had not been paying attention to for a long time. "Alanna is still not back!"
"Are you mad you didn't get to finish?" Lucius drawled having heard Severus from his lounging spot on the couch, which he was spread out upon.
Severus got up from his chair and walked over to where Lucius lay. "That is no business of yours." he glared getting a superior air about him.
"You've forgotten. Alana tells everything to me and she never mentioned feelings for you." Lucius smirked the Malfoy smirk.
"She could have been hiding it."
"You could have been forcing it. You practically molested her that day!" Lucius said, slightly losing his composer.
"You know I would never do anything to hurt Alanna. I love her." Severus said.
"Are you sure love hasn't turned into infatuation?" Lucius' eyes narrowed studying Severus' actions.
"I have to go." Severus said his long black cloak swishing behind him grandly as he turned and fled the scene.
"As I thought..."
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"Albus." Minerva McGonagall said bringing Albus Dumbledore back to the matter at hand. "Do you really think Ms. Hayes is a good match for Mr. Lupin?"
Dumbledore smiled in his normal twinkly eyed way. "Why wouldn't she be?"
"He's such a nice boy and She's a Slytherin. Rather a trouble maker in class too." McGonagall said with a slight twitch.
"Just because she's in that house, doesn't mean a thing. She's the most innocent one here." Dumbledore said as he picked up a biscuit from his tin and nibbled on it. "Biscuit?"
"No thanks. She's not the innocent one," Minerva said with a sigh. "That's MoMo Wong."
"Oh yes, I've always liked that girl." Dumbledore smiled. "Then Ms. Hayes is a very nice young lady."
"I guess I can't argue with that, but she has her problems and so does Mr. Lupin." Minerva said sounding worried for the boy.
"These biscuits are a new kind. I think you'll find them delicious." Dumbledore smiled, once again changing the subject.
"Umm... No thank you Albus. Now focus." Minerva sighed, rubbing her temple.
"I have found nothing wrong with them. If they get together then maybe the other Slytherins will come around." Dumbledore said in his mystical way of finding random reasons to make things work. He had a knowing smile on his face. Almost as if he had been planning this.
"Oh... well... that's a good reason." Minerva half smiled.
"How did you find out about Mr. Lupin and Ms. Hayes?" Dumbledore asked.
"He told me, but I already knew from notes that I have taken." Minerva smiled.
"Minerva, you fox." Dumbledore's eyes twinkled. She blushed slightly.
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"So are you guys ready for the Halloween party?" Moe asked the Marauders, except Peter who was probably off at a Death Eater convention, in his cute innocent way.
"Sorta." James responded vaguely.
"Yea, sorta." Sirius said being vague right along with James.
"Oh. Umm... okay." Moe smiled and went back to sewing his doll.
"You know making a doll isn't very manly..." Sirius commented.
"Bite me, it's your fault I'm a man." Moe shot Sirius an evil glare in a rare moment of anger.
"That sounds like something Alan, or even Lance, would say." James stared at Moe, quite surprised she said something like that.
"Alan does say that. I think she means it literally sometimes too." Moe grinned in a slightly sadistic manner.
James, Sirius, and Remus all stared at each other and then back at Moe and then to the boys stairs where Alan was at this very moment. Moe smiled pleasantly and went back to sewing. Then one of the many girl admirers of Moe, Alan, and Lance walked up.
"That doll is so cute!" the girl smiled. "Who are you making it for?"
"Oh no one in particular. I usually just do it to relax." Moe gave the girl a warm smile.
"You should make me one." the girl said flirtatiously.
"Sure. Of course I will." Moe smiled. When the girl walked away Moe turned to the Marauders who had been staring and stuck his tongue out. Then got up and walked to the dormitory.
"Well fuck me..." Sirius choked out.
"No thanks." Remus commented and snorted.
"Shut up Remus!" Sirius whined. "I didn't mean literally!"
"Suuuure." Remus teased.
"Oh, so you don't think I'm fuckable then?" Sirius said with a sad expression. ((I think I should up the rating...))
"Maybe," Remus said and blushed. Sirius grinned. "if I was drunk!" Remus laughed all signs of the blush gone.
"Oh shut up!" Sirius said and throw a lamp at Remus. Luckily it didn't hit him. James just sat there laughing his ass off. Go James!
"Well James!" Sirius said turning his back to Remus. Still pouting. "We need to learn how to sew! So we can get chicks!"
"Like that's going to help." Remus snorted again from behind his book.
"Remus!" Sirius said chucking a expensive looking magical device at him. Remus narrowly dodged it and it hit the wall behind him, shattering into little pieces.
James decided that maybe he should get Sirius out of the common room and away from anything heavy. Or at least away from Remus. "Let's go ask Moe if he can teach us how to sew."
"Yea sure." Sirius said with a glare at Remus before getting up and bounding up the stairs. James was glad that at least he would control himself in front of Moe, Alana, and Lance, hopefully. Remus followed after them because. Yea. Because.
"Moe!" Sirius shrieked rather girlishly. He gets over things quick.
"Yes, Sirius?" Moe looked up at him from his sewing.
"Can you teach James and me how to sew?" Sirius asked jumping up and down.
"Ummm... sure." Moe said with a knowing smile.
"Are you guys practicing to be house wives?" Alan asked with a smug smirk. She had definitely hung out with Lucius too long.
"No!" Sirius said looking a tad pouty again. "We're doing it to get chicks!" he said a little forcefully and folded his arms over his chest.
"You are complete fools." Lance said, shooting them a quick glare before going back to polishing his most precious sword. An actual sword you perverts! Honestly. Alan raised an eyebrow at Remus.
"I'm just here because there's nothing better to do." Remus said having caught Alan's look.
"Well then as much fun as teaching you all how to sew would be..." Moe started and was cut off by Alan.
"How about we go to the kitchens for a late night snack?" Alan grinned, knowing Moe didn't really want to teach them to sew at that very moment.
"That's a wonderful idea!" Moe exclaimed clapping his hands together in a girlish manner.
"You know just the way to a man's heart!" Sirius gushed.
"Down! You big girl!" James chuckled. Remus laughed as well as everyone else, except Lance.
"Well are we going to go or just sit here?" Lance asked a slight whiny tone in his voice.
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Author's Note: Woooooooooooooooo... well... that was interesting wasn't it? Maybe not that exciting. I'm sorry I will try better. Please don't murder me. The next chapter should be more interesting. So look out!
Next Chapter: A Midnight Snack
-TBC-
(The Black Cat NOT to be continued... xD)