A/N: So here's chapter ten! Read, review and enjoy :D
AN: stup it u gay fags for someone who's 'bisexual', you really are an homophobe if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! Fanfiction did that for you ps it turnz out b'loody Mary isn't a muggle afert al n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok! 1. She's a muggleborn you fuckwit. 2. Slytherin isn't the evil house you fuckwit. 3. Twilight meets Harry Potter. But Twilight was better written.
I was really scared about Vlodemort all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. What kind of band name is that? I am the lead singer of it of course you are and I play guitar. MARY-SUE *looks around* WHO SAID THAT? People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. That would sound terrible. The other people in the band were B'loody Mary Hermione, Vampire Harry, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo NO now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT ABOUT HIS RED HAIR?) and Hargrid. HAR! (sorry guys only Thronies will get that one) Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. Do you know how hard it is to write a song? I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists Well don't sound worried about your boyfriend or anything(he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that DUDE you wore CROSS EARRINGS in the first chapter) or a steak Bit of medium-rare steak will do the job) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like the Corpse Bride. Corpse Bride is Tim Burton. That's not depressing, it's just weird. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs Because I want to look at your boobs all day and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan SIMPLE PLAN WOULD NOT WANT A FAN LIKE YOU on the butt. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not. *Crickets chirping*
We were singing a cover of 'Helena' Wait aren't you writing songs? and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears. BUST THE TEAR MOVE EBS
"Ebony! Are you OK?" B'loody Mary asked in a concerted voice. Hermione is very intensely questioning the Mary-Sue
"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. Woah, calm your tits. And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. #HOMOPHOBE But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!" I burst into tears. You did that like…six sentences ago…
Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall. Wasn't he off cutting himself somewhere?
"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. Um because you were too busy making out with her? "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!" Ouch. (c is dat out of character?) Yes, yes it is.
I started to cry and cry. You started crying ages ago. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. HE IS NOT SENSITIVE Then he ran out crying. Well…alright then.
We practiced for one more hour. Why would you continue practicing after THAT? Then suddenly Dumbledore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't because he had a headache…Is shit about to hit the fan?
"What have you done?" He started to cry wisely. As only Dumbledore can do, apparently.(c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) "Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists." You JUST SAID VAMPIRES DON'T DIE FROM SLITTING THEIR WRISTS!
A/N: Rocks back and forth….anyway, now that the poser Goffikness that is Ebony is finished with this chapter…I can go rebirth my brain cells. Until next time!