Chapter 10 - Whammying
Kim was in the downstairs bathroom as she turned on the water of the tub. She was now wearing a white t-shirt, so that the regular shirt that she wore couldn't get wet by the bathtub water.
Also, she unbuckled both straps of her overalls so that the bib won't get wet, either. The metal hooks of the overalls then went clinking onto the tile floor. Yet, these Blue Star overalls didn't have any belt loops so she had to tug them up a little as she dunked her hair into the tub water below.
I gotta keep my composure up! I don't want Bonnie or Ron to humiliate me all this week! And if I get called on a mission?
She began to gasp while scrubbing her hair!
That would so totally be even worse! Drakken, Shego, Duff, and every villain would be laughing at me …. Unless…..I still have my mission clothes! It could so help me save face on my saving-the-world side, but wouldn't help much on the school side! Oh what to do? What to do ! What to do ?
As she closed her eyes in order to wash her hair, she heard a sudden knock on their door and stood frozen in fear.
_Meanwhile, Ann drove up to the Smarty-mart parking lot with the Tweebs in the back. She also made a list and put it in the left pocket of her overalls. She got out the car and, as she did so, took out the small list from her pocket.
"Let's see," the doctor said as she analyzed the list, "bread, juice, cereal, and milk. It'll only be a 20-minute trip and I'm back at the house. It'll be no problem at all!"
She then put the list back in her overalls pocket, grabbed a nearby shopping cart, and began to shop for the necessary items and then turned to the Tweebs, "Now where will you two be at?" she then asked.
Jim, expert at manipulating, slyly replied, "We'll both be in electronics and the TVs, aisle 71!" Ann, failing to notice the deception in both their eyes, smiled, "Okay, but meet back at the cart area in 20 minutes!"
"Okay!" the two replied as they seemingly headed off to the electronics.
Tim and Jim looked at each other with an evil-like grin on both their faces. They knew that the Black Skull candy would be the appropriate tool to extend Kim's humiliation even more.
"Ready to execute our next phase of the plan?" Tim evily asked his brother with a wink of mischief in his eye.
"Yeah! Sis won't know what hit her!" Jim agreed as they began to search the massive store for the packets of dangerous candy.
_Back at the house, Kim stood still in aghast at the knock on the downstairs bathroom door.
"Kimmie-cub! Monqiue is here and she's ready to take a walk!" the voice called from behind the door. Kim sighed briefly because it was only her dad.
"I'll so be out in a few, Daddy." Kim called back through the door. She was clutching her unbuckled overalls with her hand.
"Ummm…I think she just told me that you need to walk with her right now." James replied nervously. He looked at Monique and studied her facial expression and obviously could tell that she needed to talk with Kim immediately.
"Uhh….okay, Dad!" Kim stammered, "I'm so coming out right now!" She tied up her shoes, tried to rebuckle up her overalls as fast as she could and put on her jacket. _
"Hey, uhh, Mon!" Kim gave a smile to her friend as she exited the bathroom. "Uh huh, girl!" Monique nodded her head. She was wearing her usual red dress with a coat on and black boots "I've come up with a backup plan for your fashionista problems!"
"I so wanna hear it, Mon!" Kim grinned as she waved goodbye to her dad. "Daddy, I'll be out with Mon for a couple of hours!"
"Okay, Kimmie-cub, I'll see you at 10:00!" James smiled back as Kim closed the front door of the house right behind her.
The two were now walking on the sidewalk as they passed by houses. They also looked up to the cloudy and threatening-to-storm type of skies, and there was a cold wind blowing against them."So, Mon, anything new on my sitch?" Kim asked for any hope, any light at the end of the tunnel of this humiliating nightmare.
"Kim, I talked with most of the other girls and they don't have any problem with you wearing overalls!" Monique confidently reported, "Some of the other cheerleaders don't see anything wrong with you, girl!"
"Aww…thanks, Mon! At least I so don't have to go through being mocked!" Kim smiled. "But what about Ron?"
"I've called up Ron and he told me that he's gonna attend therapy for 2 hours each day after school this week." Monique explained about what happened because she called up Ron earlier in the day.
Kim gasped, "Oh, no, Mon! Please don't tell me…"
"Don't worry, girl! I didn't say the o-word at Ron. I just wanna tell him to get therapy or something to control his, y'know, obsession!"
"Good, Mon! It's so good for him to get this therapy so that he can get over that obsession!" Kim smiled on this good news of her friend and partner as the two continued to walk down the sidewalk.
_Both Tim and Jim looked at the sign of the direction pointing toward the Black Skull candy and continued to walk in the dreaded direction.
"You think it's in Aisle 80, y'know the candy aisle that's right next to the kitchen sinks?" Jim asked as he scratched his head in confusion.
"From what I've seen on the TV advertisement, the candy should be right …" And then the both of them saw the direction sign pointing to the left in Aisle 80! "….there!"
Both of the Tweebs shouted as they headed towards Aisle 80 where the candy was. They rushed there as fast as they could and there was an entire section, around 5 rows high, dedicated to the Black Skull candy.
"There it is, bro! This is the type of candy that'll totally bring down sis!" Jim smiled with evil in his eye as he walked up to the candy. He got one of the bags of candy and….it was true to its word.
The gummy candy had about 109 grams of sugar and around 750 calories, according to its nutrition facts. It also had a warning label attached to it saying: "Not suitable for children under 10."
"Hicka-bicka-boo!" Jim began.
"Hoo-sha! Let's get at least three bags and buy them!" Tim smirked as he got a bag of the volatile candy for himself
"Yeah! Sis is gonna be so dead!" Jim evily grinned as he grabbed two bags of the candy.
"So now what's next?" Tim then questioned his twin brother's planning once they exited the candy aisle.
"Let's see," Jim analyzed his watch and realized they have just 10 minutes left. "Let's just buy the candy and hide it in our pants pocket so that Mom won't notice."
"Okay, bro!" Tim agreed with a nod of his head. The two then headed to the checkout aisle to buy the volatile candy and they found the smallest checkout line they could find.
The Tweebs then approached the Smarty-mart cashier. The cashier leaned down forwards, looking at the twins.
"And how may I help you two today?" the cashier asked them.
Both Tim and Jim smiled and took out the three bags of Black Skull candy from their pants pockets and showed them to the cashier.
The lady cashier looked at the candy bags and then at the twins. "Are you two over the age of 10, because the label clearly says that children under 10 shouldn't eat this. Said it may cause extreme hyperactivity for four hours."
"We've invented a lot of stuff before, so we are clearly over the age of ten! We're eleven!" Tim proudly showed his case of why they should have the bags of candy.
"I've had a son who was the age of eleven, looked just like y'all. He did some silly things but I guess, as an old saying goes: 'Boys will be boys!' You're only young for a little while and then you grow up into a man." the cashier reminisced as she rang up all three bags of the candy. "And that'll be $4.55.
Jim gave her a five and got 45 cents in return.
The cashier put all three of the candy bags in a Smarty-mart plastic bag and gave them the jingle, "Thank you, loyal customers, for shopping at Smarty-mart: where smart shoppers shop smart!"
All the Tweebs could do was to give an evil smile as they stared at the bag., knowing that the first phase of their plan went off without a hitch as they walked to the cart area.
But then Tim thought of another obstacle that stood in their path of success. "Wait, what about Mom?"
Looking at his watch, Jim exclaimed while holding the bag. "We only have two minutes left! Quick! Find a trash can and hide the candy in our pockets!"
"Good idea!" Tim exclaimed and, lo and behold, a trash can was in their sight! He took out the bags of candy and threw away the plastic bag in the garbage. He gave Jim one of the bags.
Tim put both of his bags in his pants pocket and so did Jim. Their pants pockets were deep enough to conceal the candy.
"And there we go!" Tim smiled as their little problem was quickly solved.
"And that's all!" Ann smiled as she paid for the necessary items with her credit card. The cashier rang up the credit card and everything was paid for. She put the card back into her purse and pushed the cart along to the cart area, where the twins were waiting for her, on the surface smiling, but deep inside full of mischievous thoughts and ideas.
"Hey, Mom! We're ready to go!" Jim exclaimed with a smile along with Tim. "And we've been good and didn't cause any damage."
Ann smiled at the twins, "Because you have been good this evening at the store, I've decided to treat you two to ice cream when we get back to the house!"
"Hoo-sha! I'm gonna have sprinkles on mine!" Jim smiled excitedly over the idea of having ice cream.
"Mine definitely gonna have syrup!" Tim exclaimed as the three walked out of the store and headed towards the family car
Once they got the family car, they loaded the stuff in. But, then they heard booms of thunder overhead. "Uh-oh! I think we'd better leave fast!" Jim exclaimed.
"Duh! Ya think?" Tim slapped his hand on his forehead as the two buckled up in the back seat.
Ann drove out the parking lot and headed for home.
_When the Tweebs and Ann finally made it to the house in the midst of the thunderstorm, both Jim and Tim came rushing upstairs.
James was the first to greet his wife home and held one of the grocery bags for her, "Hey, honey. I'll help you with those! The boys are excited for ice cream?"
Ann giggled with this light burden off of her, "Definitely and thanks, sweetie!"
Then she thought of an idea, looking down at her overalls once more. "Hmm…maybe while the twins are occupied with the ice cream, maybe we can watch an R-rated movie in the living room and we can, you know, spend quality time with each other."
James liked the idea, grinning and nodding his head "I like the way you think, Ann!"
"I know you would, honey!" Ann smiled and then proceeded upstairs to the master bedroom to get two things: .
Once upstairs, she looked down at the belt loops of her new overalls. "Hmm….where to find a belt?" She spotted a belt on the bed. "Gotcha!"
She threaded the belt through the loops of her overalls and then did the next thing. She pulled down the left strap of her overalls followed by the right strap but still have the overalls connected to the sides, a similar fashion to what she wore yesterday. She then tucked in her shirt to the overalls-pants.
Once this happened, she looked around for a throw blanket big enough for two people and spotted it also. She picked up the blanket and headed downstairs, where James was waiting for her.
Ann wrapped the blanket around her and walked down.
"So, ready to pop in the movie, honey?" James asked before noticing that the overalls straps that were on his wife's shoulders were not there. "Umm….what happened to your overalls?""Yeah…and oh that? I just simply threw on a belt and wore the straps of my overalls down, see?" Ann answered as she unwrapped the blanket momentarily so that James could see that her bib was down and the overalls straps connected on the sides.
"Oh, okay, honey!" James smiled while popping in the DVD into the player. Ann smiled as she laid down on the couch with her husband to watch the R-rated movie with the blanket keeping them warm in the midst of the pouring rain outside and a few rumbles of thunder.
In their room, the Tweebs then revealed a bit more about their dastardly plan. They took out the bags of Black Skull candy that Ann never even noticed.
"So what happens once we eat the candy?" Jim asked with wonder what the candy could do.
"First, once we eat the candy, bro, we'll go up to sis's room and grab some of her clothes, but not the overalls though. And then we'll lay them out in the front yard." Tim said in laying out the plans.
Yet, there was an obstacle right in front of them, just a mere five feet away from them right outside the window. "But what about the storm?"
Jim posed this question to his sibling. "Don't worry about the storm. All we have to concentrate on is ruining up Kim's clothes for life!"
Tim laughed while a rumble of thunder boomed outside their window.
"Yeah!" Jim evily laughed, rubbing his hands together.
_While walking, Kim and Monique switched the topic from talking about her developing fashion overalls sitch to any plans they had for the rest of the night.
"Maybe we can totally go to my house, girl. I've got the latest wrestling vids of Pain King v. Steel Toe!" Monique laughed as she walked alongside her best friend.
"Umm…I think I can totally view them later, Mon. But stopping by your house is so not a bad idea." Kim smiled, thinking that things are looking up for her.
Monique laughed and agreed with a nod of her head. "That's not a bad-"
Then she noticed something that was definitely not right. Her attention turned from Kim's face to below where the side buttons of the redhead's overalls were starting to show from her jacket. In fact, she was seeing two side buttons of the overalls and the overalls bib with the two normal connecting buttons right in front of her. What shocked Monqiue even more was that the straps that would normally connect and hold up the overalls bib were not connected together. The bib of Kim's overalls was officially down and she was not even noticing it. She was only looking ahead in front of herself. The overalls were starting to drag lower and lower and continued its baggy sagging, holding only barely by her jacket.
"Uhh…Kim? Did you…ummm…. Uhh…." Monique stuttered but was unable to come up with the words to complete the sentence. She was seeing one of the worst moments of Kim's life unfolding before her eyes.
"What, Monqiue?" Kim was confused to what Monique was saying.
"Uhh…did you pull up the-" Monique finally came up with the words before seeing the back part of Kim's overalls fall off and hearing a familiar clinking of metal and the sight of denim straps started to drag on the sidewalk.
Too late.
It was then that Kim finally stopped walking, looked down, and gasped. Her overalls fell down to her ankles and were bunched up. She opened her mouth in utter horror as she looked at the front part and then at the undone straps in the back.
And then she looked down at the pink Cuddlebuddy Panderoo pajama shorts.
"Oh my GOD! My overalls!" Kim exclaimed with a scream that would awaken the dead. "This is so completely the drama!"
The two stopped at a nearby house with a named mailbox that was familiar to them."Oh, come on, Kim, you're over-re…." Monique tried the consoling method of Kim's utter humiliation before looking up at the mailbox of that house that was right in front of them.
It read: ROCKWALLER!"Oh, please, no!" Kim complained as she stared in sheer shock at the mailbox, "Getting humiliated with my overalls down is so one thing, but in front of Bonnie's house?….I'm so doomed!"
Please don't jinx us…..please don't jinx us, Monique whispered to herself.
Kim, who still was unable to comprehend with the full shock and horror of her overalls completely unhooked and worn around her ankles right in front of her rival's house, groaned loudly, "Can't things get any worse?" The rolls of thunder boomed as rain started to pour down in buckets.
You just jinxed us…. Monique sighed to herself.
"It just got worse!" Kim said in giving a groan of disbelief.
The wet red hair of Kim was down as the rain came in harder. The rain also began to make her denim overalls very wet, too. Everything that she hoped for to get out of this overalls sitch once again collapsed in on her.
She pulled her now-wet overalls up as best as she could "I don't know how this totally happened, Mon! I so thought I've attached the straps together!" Kim ashamedly said in holding both the overalls bib in her left hand and the straps on the right.
"Maybe you didn't connect them correctly," Monique said in maybe figuring out the root cause of why Kim is suffering from a case of extreme bad luck.
Kim let go of the straps from her right hand for a moment and scratched her chin to think on what happened.
"I so remember trying to hook them back up, Mon, when you came to my house. I was so in a hurry that…oh man! I must've not connected them all the way up!" Kim exclaimed as she buried both her hands in her face, blushing completely red on her cheeks. In the process of doing so, her undone overalls fell a second time to the ground, her overall buckles touching the wet concrete. Once again her pink pajama shorts were shamed that this sitch struck her a second time, an embarrassed Kim finally managed to pull up her overalls, unzip her jacket, and hook up both the straps to the buttons, despite the fact that the completely wet denim cloth now clung to her skin.
Kim ashamedly thought as the rain continued to pour, Only thing that would be worse with Ron with his Cotton-Eye Joe dance! My reputation is so gonna be on the line now! Better hope Bonnie's not watching this!
Five minutes before the two walked by her house, the Sexiest Cheerleader of Bonnie was keeping a very close eye in her neighborhood for any further evidence of Kim wearing overalls and on why the redhead should not be cheer captain for the remainder of next year. She already has the video of Kim at the Hillbilly Hills amusement park and the photos taken in the Middleton Mall at CB earlier today with her hugging the Blue Star overalls. Yet, the Queen needed something more embarrassing, something more damaging to poor Kim.
She was wearing her pajamas, getting ready for another boring school day tomorrow morning but she was also armed with her digital camera to capture the right moment of whatever downfall Kim was going to bring.
Mrs. Rockwaller, whom was in her nightgown, yawned, "Bon-bon, it's almost time for bed. You got school in the morning!"
"Okay, Mom! I'll be right up!" Bonnie replied and sighed as she continued to peer through the windows "and can you please stop calling me Bon-bon?"
"Mmm…okay, night, sweetie!" Mrs. Rockwaller smiled as she kissed her very lovely daughter and proceeded upstairs.
She stared out into the stormy skies, hoping for any sign of her rival to appear. Then her lovely teal eyes caught a familiar sight!
"It's the wannabe with Mon! Mmm….maybe my night won't be so bad after all!" the Queen whispered with a smirk as she turned off the flash to her digital camera to hide her evidence.
She then used the zoom function on her camera but then took notice of one of the side buttons of Kim's overalls showing.
Mmm…K's in overalls alright since I do see the side but…
Then the brunette cheerleader also saw the undone bib of the Blue Star overalls and another one of the side buttons. It caught her eye with extreme interest.
"Whoa! I didn't see this before!" she excitedly as she held out her digital camera, ready to take the necessary photos when the time was right.
Once Monique tried to warn Kim that her overalls were falling down right in front of the Rockwaller mailbox, it was too late for poor Kim!
Bonnie saw the undone straps of Kim's overalls as they, and the bib of her overalls, fell to the ground and the crime-fighting cheerleader screamed as loud as she could over her misery.
All the Sexiest Cheerleader of Middleton High could say with two words with that million dollar sign smirk of hers.
"Gotcha, wannabe!" The Queen began to snap as many photos as she could while Kim's overalls were on the ground, exposing her pink Cuddlebuddy pajama shorts.
K, you so totally have no fashion sense! Panderoo pajama shorts are so totally three years ago!
She continued to snap away the photos like a happy photographer, but briefly groaned when Kim tried to hold up both the straps and the overalls bib with both of her hands.
Aww man, and it was gonna be even worse for the wannabe!
Then, once Kim buried both her hands in her face, the overalls fell down for a second time!
Oh my! Could K be so much more of a loser like Stoppable!
The Queen, with a light-hearted snickering laugh, excitedly snapped around 10 photos of this moment of Kim having her overalls down for the second time in a row! And then the rain came upon her and she was soaking wet!
I so totally love this! The wannabe at her lowest point ever!
She gleefully snapped around six more photos of the camera through the pouring rain.
Once Kim finally managed to pull up her wet overalls and hook them together, Bonnie was finally triumphant! She did her most famous victory pose ever and went upstairs to her room
When I so get all these pics together in some montage or whatever to the other cheerleaders tomorrow, K will be in for the worst downfall from grace ever!
She twirled her beautiful brunette hair, put the digital camera on her nightstand, and went to bed, dreaming of the look on Kim's face in the morning when the whole school finds out about the events that unfolded and transpired on this rainy night.