Summary: With the sexual bribes and promises he made for Shiro to get better grades, Grimmjow never thought it'd come to him dressing up in a costume of the others choice just so Shiro could ace his math test. Perhaps he should start cutting back on all the bribes and promises... And convince him to actually work for once!

Theme: Halloween, duh. Ohmygod...

Mood: Cute shyness. Nervous, anxious Grimmjow. Cross-dressing as a reward for Shiro. High heeled shoes on man-ish feet with shaved legs and a pedicure.


October was a time of candy, costumes, mischievousness and fun.

At least it was for Shiro. Grimmjow on the other hand, not so much.

"Shiro! What the hell?! Why can't I wear my regular clothes today?!"

"Grimm, 's Halloween! C'mon!"

"No! I am not going into school without pants! Now fork over my fucking gym sweats! I know they're still in the back from the last time we had sex in your car!"

"Nope!" Shiro pretty much sang, locking the car and shoving his keys into his pocket. "Le's go, Grimm." The pale male started the walk to the school, the blue haired teen snarling and clicking after Shiro in… High heels…?

"Shiro! Come on, please, can't I have some pants?" He begged, catching up and stopping him before the double doors into the building.

"No' until ya go the whole day like tha'. Ya promised if I scored above a C on my math test, ya would wear it."

"But I didn't think it would be this! I thought it would be cat ears and a tail! Not this… Thing!" He waved his hands over the duster he was wearing to hide the costume, cheeks red.

"Grimm, it ain't gonna kill ya ta live a little. YOLO, 'member tha's wha' ya told me first time we had sex?"

The blue eyed male pouted and nodded, arms crossing over his chest. He did, after all, say that when they crawled into the backseat of the smaller's car.

"Good, Ya wanna go in firs' or should I?"

"Lemme in first, Shiro. I'll go in." He grumbled, yanking the door open and stomping in, wobbling a little in those shoes. "Gonna break my fuckin' ankle!"

"Ya won'!" Shiro countered, following him in and wrapping an arm around the taller's waist, a pale hand playing with the tie to the duster the other wore.

Grimmjow slapped his hand off that bow. "Stop fuckin' playing with it! I'll take it off inside!"

"Ya better." Shiro grumbled, holding the next door open for him and waving Grimmjow forward into the student body, who seemed to be waiting for them to enter.

He stepped forward and snarled at a group of kids, startling them into running away and sighing in relief. "Shi! Let's go! I'm getting a goddamn wedgie!"

The exotic eyed male cackled at that and watched Grimmjow actually dig out the bothersome wedgie. "C'mon, then! We're in school, coat off!"

Blue eyes went to the ceiling and Grimmjow actually uttered a short prayer, untying the coat and shucking it, shoving it at Shiro.

Any other students out in the hall didn't dare speak, nor breathe as they gazed on at Grimmjow.

From the bottom up were three inch high heeled shoes, stockings clad on strong, toned legs. God only knows what he was wearing under the skirt, the thing leaving very little to the imagination. Several pairs of eyes drifted higher, a corset sort of top cinched around Grimmjow's torso and showing a little more skin than what was allowed on a fmeale had she been wearing the costume.

On locks of blue sat that little head band, choker around his neck and wrist bands included. "SHIRO! Give me the jacket, my pants and my dignity back right now!"

The pale male cackled beside him, dressed dapper in his own butler costume, the perfect counter part to the flushed maid that was Grimmjow.

"Gotta wear tha' uniform the whole day, Grimm!" Shiro beamed, walking proudly a head of the taller to his locker, Grimmjow frantically following him and trying not to tip over.

"Sonofahooker!" Grimmjow murmured in a rush, nearly slipping on a sheet of note book paper someone dropped, barely regaining his balance against the lockers near by.

No one dared move, or breathe, for fear of ruining whatever joke this was.

The burly, shy, ever silent Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez was dressed as a maid for Halloween? And Shirosaki was a butler? What had the world come to?!

"C'n ya hold mah books?"

"No."

Sunflower gold eyes narrowed at that answer. "Wha' was tha'?" That look promised punishment when they returned home.

"I said yes." He hissed, accepting those books with a scowl.

"Good, le's ge' goin'. We got math firs'." Shiro said, starting off to their classroom, listening as Grimmjow grumbled and clicked on behind him.

This was one of Shiro's better Halloween's if anyone were to ask.


A/N: Ah... Cross dressing men? Yes! I am amused by this one, if not pleased. I would honestly love fanart of this chapter if anyone is kind enough to draw it... BESIDES YOU, SENPAI. {You know who you are.} I do not want you doing anything else for me, got it? You spoil me enough already.