disclamier: I do not own naruto

You know the feeling you get when you know something's wrong? Well the more I looked and couldn't find the juice with the hidden sake, the worse it got.

"Crap….." I half whispered, it wasn't there at all, I had taken everything out of the fridge twice and no luck.

Maybe Kakashi caught on or Tsunade realize what an dumb joke this was. I figure that was it, I mean who would in there right mind would drink that, they'd have to be psycho…..I must have momentarily forgot who the other person in the house was.

'Could he be that crazy?' I thought seriously. I was unsure, I mean his favorite food was gizzards and lizard tongue. So grapefruit and spinach wasn't that far off. But then again, could there be an worse combo of flavors, I wonder briefly.

I figured standing here thinking wasn't doing anything, I could just go ask him. I started to walk towards the stairs, he was most likely in his room. He was pretty anti-social but I suppose having no one love you for almost the whole time you've been alive can do that to a person.

I had made it up the stairs and was about to knock on his door when I heard an odd sound. I looked around, even though I knew there was no one else. I bent down and put my ear to the door to listen.

"……….hiccup….."

My eyes widened in surprise, Gaara had an case of the hiccups? I laughed at the thought, I realized my mistake a second two late. The door swung open and I was left couching in front of any very angry looking Gaara.

He just glared at me, I slowly look up and gulped slightly, I wonder how many times I would be dead if looks could kill.

"What are you doing" he said, his voice icy.

I just stared at him and stood up slowly, avoiding eye contact.

"I was--------" I was suddenly cut off when a very loud hiccup echoed from a very startled Gaara.

That was probably the most awkward moment I'd ever had, I thought twitching. Gaara on the other hand wasn't faring as well. He seemed to be shaking slightly and his hair was covering his face.

This was not good, this was really bad. I wasn't sure what was so wrong but I figured I should first trying asking.

"Gaara are you feeling well?" I said slowly.

A loud laugh punctuated the surrounding area, bouncing off the walls and seemed to be amplifying. I was in a state of shock, but I had the grace to jump away before he toppled over.

I stared at him for a minute before my medic side kicked in and I rushed to his side. He seemed to be having a seizer, light tremors racked his body. I was just about to check his vital signs with my chakra when I heard light snickers.

My eyes widened when he started laughing again. He wasn't having an attack but a laughing fit? I stood up and started to back away slowly, did he finally snap.

After what seemed a eternity standing there and watching Gaara rolling on the ground. His laughed sounded odd, laced with insanity and pain, echoing hauntingly within the small area of the hall. I suppressed the urge to shiver.

I eyed him warily as he picked himself off the ground and dusted his robes with short clipped motions. He turned to me after a brief inspection to make sure his outfit was clean.

He turned to me with an ominous look in his eye. And with the seriousness of a crack high leprechaun demanded the last thing I expected he would have ever said…

"I want a tea party with Mr. Teddy, and it will have mini cakes with little rose's on them" he said slightly slurred.

I was stuck dumb for a minute while he kept staring at me expectation in his jade eye's. My mind was whirling, what was I supposed to say to that? He was unbelievably drunk on the one of the worlds strongest sakes and I didn't know how to handle this at all? The more I thought the more I found the only way to go wasn't going to be easy.

I cracked my knuckles and stepped towards him hesitantly.

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And this is how I ended up wearing a frilly pink hat and sipping imaginary tea with Gaara and Mr. Teddy-kins.

"Would you like some more tea Sakura?" Gaara said giggling. That's right,he giggled, I was sure I just died a little inside.

"….sure" I replied, he narrowed his eye's and crossed his arms. Gaara of Suna was pouting like a five year old……wonderful.

He continued to stare at me, I merely stared back unflinchingly. This was one of the most humiliating things I had ever done and I was not happy with the out come of today. We continued to stare at each other, neither of us breaking eye contact. We stayed like this for awhile when Gaara finally broke the heavy silence.

"Please Sakura" A soft whimper came from him, his eye watering slightly.

I heard strong for about five seconds, I couldn't help it, he look so cute. I shook my head, I did not just say Gaara looked cute.

"Fine, may I please have some tea?" I asked dejectedly, slumping a little in my chair. If anyone ever found out about this I was done for. I had enough trouble since I had pink hair.

He smirked in a very Gaara-ish way and I began to wonder if this was all joke. If it was……I didn't care if he was the kazekage or not, he was going to be very very sore. I blushed heavily when I realized how wrong that sounded.

"Why is Sakura-chan blushing?" Gaara asked, his eyes widening innocently.

"Nothing" I said quickly, I hadn't realized he could tell.

A loud noise disrupted my thoughts and something warm made contact with my body.

I froze and was about to push what ever was had crashed into me away when I realized what it was. Gaara was latched to me tightly, this time my eyes widened.

He was extremely close to my face, which made me blush even worse.

"Sakura is so cute when she blushes" He said, inches away from my face.

My breathing seemed to quicken as he neared closer and closer to my face. Was it just me or was it that he was going to kiss me?

'he's going to kiss you' a familiar voice said in a sing song voice.

I didn't have time to ponder what sudden appearance of hearing voices in my head (I was sure this wasn't a good thing though).

He was so close that I could almost feel his lashes on cheek when he suddenly went limp. Out of reflex I grabbed him before he fell on the ground. What was wrong with him?

I was about to probe him with my chakra when a faint snore came from him. I left out a sign of relief he had just pasted out, which was a blessing, I told myself.

'I don't believe that for one second' a smug voice said in my head.

I immediately jumped, I was I hearing what I thought I was?

'…yes, yes you are'

I twitched visibly, please say this was a really messed up dream.

'sorry, your as awake as he is hot'

"I thought I got rid of you when I was younger" I shrieked.

'Why are you talking aloud, people will think your crazy like they use to'

"If you haven't noticed I'm on a deserted on a island with only one other person. And the one other person is currently out cold." I remarked dryly.

'I see you haven't lost your since of annoying humor'

"Shut up" I said and rolled my eyes.

'I can tell when you do that' she remarked sullenly.

"Just what I need, an Emo in my head" I said grumpily.

'your such a bitch'

"And your me, what's your point?" I said angrily.

When I didn't get a response I went back to think what to do about Gaara.

I figured the best way to go was to put too put him to bed and wait for him to wake up.

I picked him up and decided that sine we were already downstairs I should just put him on the couch.

I walked over and set him gently on the giant couch and covered him with a large black blanket I had found. I stared at his sleepy form for a minute and left to go up to my room to think about what had just happened.

I realized the one of the only things I regretted is that he never kissed me.

'at least your not in denial' a sassy voice rang though my head.

I sighed, with the appearance of inner sakura I had a feeling that things were going to get a whole lot worse.

'CHA'

I buried my head in my heads, this was so not good. But hey how bad could it get?

My last thoughts before I drifted off to sleep wasn't very comforting.

Really Really Bad

'ello poppets,

I have finally finished it, thankfully. I was feeling pretty bad about how short the other one was, even though this one wasn't that big. Please review makes me feel all squishy and happy (even though I am squishy inside, very squishy. cause i'm human like that ^ ~).

XOXOXO,

The crazy cat lady (aka Nephthytis)