DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF TITANS. I just own the disco madness...

I asked Beast Boy to help me with this story and now I regret it...

Little Purple Riding Hood

So once upon a time…

Beast Boy: That's too generic. Start it off SPICY. Like the spice girls. Lemme handle the beginnings!

Dampened: Sure….

In a bootylicious sexy town called Bikini bottom lived a sexy girl named Raven.

Dampened: Um….

This Raven gotta visit her like hawt grandmother so she discoed.

Dampened: That doesn't make sense.

And she was so groovy. So she decided to visit her HAWT gradmother.

Dampened: So repetitive and you spelt grandmother wrong.

BB: Whatever, lemme continue.

So she packed a bunch of bootylicious booty slapping treats and like put them in a HAWT disco basket and went to visit her grandmother.

What poor Raven didn't know was that…

Dampened: Now its making sense…

Her Grandmother got pwned by disco eating gingerbread man.

Dampened: *Face Palm*

And so goes the story. Raven bootyliciously smacked the door and the grandma (secretly the gingerbread brought her men.)

"What crummy hands you have." Raven said joyfully as rainbows spouted from the sky. Unicorns landed on the windows making all the clouds cotton candy and-

Dampened: Are you serious…..

A bunch of ninjas ninja kicked the gingerbread man and pwned everyone, but Raven. But of course, there was one special ninja that Raven fell in love with and his name was Beast Boy.

Raven sighed. "Oh, my little sexy grass stain. I love you. Will you let me-"

Raven: Let me finish the story and then I am going to kill you Beast boy.

"Blast you into pieces?

Beast boy said joyfully. "Oh, yes."

*BZZZZZT*

The End.

BB: That's not fair! Let's do the story again.

Dampened: I don't think so! Im posting this ASAP and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

Raven: Ha,

BB:

The End.

BB: Wait, I wanna say the end.

Dampened: THAN SAY IT! BEFORE I DIABOLICALLY PWN YOU WITH MY AWESOME POWERS

BB: Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeee Ennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn-

*Sound of Raven pwning Beast Boy*

Dampened: The End. -_-

I'm not motivated. Maybe if you review I will!

Peace out!

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