Oh, And There's No Easter Bunny Either
Prompt: "Muppets"

"Ewwww." Willow couldn't look away from the carnage. "That was... poor kids."

"Yeah, Buff." Xander shook his head. "You made some child psychiatrists very rich just now."

"Look, I don't like it any more than you guys, but do you realize what happens if Guatemalan ostrich demons get to mate?" Buffy brushed some bloody yellow feathers from her axe.

"Hey, we're on board with the killage of demons, but..." Willow gestured helplessly at the kindergarten class who had happened to witness the fight, and whose teacher was trying in vain to calm the hysterical kids down.

"SHE KILLED BIG BIRD!"