Last Experiment Standing Episode 10: Humiliation à la Relay
Last time on Last Experiment Standing:
The fifteen experiments were faced with something harder than anything they've ever faced on the show so far: a grueling survival challenge on Bony Island.
To win, either one team needed to create a signal to get rescued by our interns, or the other team had to completely give up.
To start off, the Bass chose to go against what their new leader Melty said and made a signal instead of a shelter. Angel was nearly driven to madness when the Bass resorted to crashing in the Gopher shelter.
Later on, grudges were held as Melty wanted to get back at both Yang and Kixx for all the stupid stuff they've done, with Yang still being obsessed about Yin's elimination and Kixx manipulating him just for fun, and Angel was seriously pissed at two members of The Experiments, Sample and Richter, for arguing with her.
The most epic moment of the show came after a couple of weeks. After boredom started setting in, the Bass began to play a slumber party classic: truth or dare. After Yang defeated four experiments, he and Splodyhead remained standing. That's when Splodyhead gave Yang the ultimate challenge: to smash his photos of his sweetheart Yin! Yang wussed out, giving Splodyhead the win.
Finally, after forty-one days on the island, the new "Bass Bombers" alliance of Yang, Melty, and Splodyhead created a plan to destroy the Gophers' signal. The plan ultimately failed, and the Gophers were finally rescued, which meant the Bass now had to vote someone off.
Melty, Kixx, and Yang became the bottom three, and shockingly, Kixx was voted off by Yang as a plan to keep himself safe. Not the first time Yang needed to save himself from elimination...
This is our first double-digit episode. What wicked challenge is in store for the two teams? Find out right now on LAST! EXPERIMENT! STANDING!
"Good morning teams!" Chris said as the Gophers and Bass gathered by the bonfire area. "I have asked you to get out here so early in the morning because I have a special reward for making it through yesterday's challenge."
"Wow, we actually get a REWARD this time," Yang chuckled to Clyde. "Ow!" A can of pineapples snacked him in the face.
"To help you recover from the challenge, I'm supplying you with a giant breakfast buffet!"
"Whoa, sweet!" the experiments said amongst themselves.
"Head to the mess hall and meet me back here in thirty minutes," Chris commanded as he pointed to his watch.
[Chopsuey spun the toilet paper around with his hand. "Well, ten episodes and Chris FINALLY gives us a reward. I can only imagine what impossible challenge he has in store for us."
"A breakfast buffet? Sweet!" Sparky exclaimed. "But I can't help thinking that Chris is preparing something big for us..."]
At the mess hall, some experiments started conversing.
"So uh, congrats on your win yesterday," Melty said to the Gophers.
The Gophers didn't even bother to look up as they stared angrily at their food.
"I mean come on, that was a pretty sweet victory."
Again, no response.
Melty sighed. "Alright Bass, I know you kind of hate us, but I think we can learn to work together and help each other win. We fight with each other way too often, and I think it's bad that we're this competitive. So let's stop all the fighting today."
The Gophers finally looked up.
"You know, he's got a point," Sample stated.
"Yeah, you're right Melty," Angel agreed. "I don't want all this fighting either. Let's make a pact: no fighting between teams unless it's strictly a required part of the challenge."
"Deal," Melty said as the experiments shook hands.
["Ha, they just made a huge mistake," Melty stated. "I was just trying to get them on our side! Now we can work with them, find their weak spot, and demolish the f**k out of it!"
"I know what that little dragon twerp's planning," Angel said. "And he's about to learn a huge lesson in knowing your enemy."]
"So guys, why did we vote off Kixx in the first place?" Spooky asked. "He didn't do anything wrong."
"We voted him off because he went against me," Melty answered. "What I say goes, and the first thing he did was exactly the opposite of what I told you guys to do."
"Yeah, but Yang's Yin obsession was pretty annoying—"
"'Scuse me?" Yang accused, turning around. "What did you say about me?"
"Oh, uh, nothing," Spooky replied nervously.
"That's what I thought."
["Okay, Spooky proved that Yang is probably the biggest threat in this game now," Slugger said. "But I'm not gonna let him take everyone else down. If he wants to take out my teammates he's going to have to go through me first."]
After breakfast, the experiments were full and ready for the challenge. Chris appeared, excited.
"Experi-campers," Chris said, liking his new terminology. "I see you guys have some not-so-friendly competition between the teams."
Melty grinned at Angel before she punched him in the stomach and grinned back.
"So this challenge will be way more fun! We've decided to pull our next challenge from the brand new TDI season, Total Drama Revenge of the Island! Walk over to the bay and I'll explain the rules to you guys. Now hurry! I'm just so excited for this!"
In the woods, the two teams discussed the challenge.
"Okay, so only two episodes of TDRI have been aired so far," said Stitch. "so it must be from the 'Truth or Laser Shark' episode."
"Sweet! I can't wait to discover everyone's embarrassing secrets!" Chopsuey replied. "Not like I have any secrets to reveal, ha ha." He chuckled nervously.
"Oh, you mean like how you mistook wasabi for mint ice cream and ate a whole bowl before you realized it?" Sample teased.
The group of experiments laughed at Chopsuey.
"Come on, it was a simple mistake!" Chopsuey argued. "It could have happened to anyone!"
After the experiments finally arrived, they stepped onto an arrangement of seats held up by pillars in the water. The seats were colored based on which team it belonged to.
"Ugh, these harnesses are way too tight!" Yang complained.
"Well you can't always get what you want, can you?" Chris retorted.
Chris addressed the campers. "Here are the rules for today's challenge:
"I will ask you a series of totally embarrassing questions about totally embarrassing things you guys have done. If whoever did it admits it and presses the horribly wired button in front of them before time runs out, their team gets a point. But if not, this happens!"
Chris pushed a button on a remote and both platforms sunk below the water. The experiments screamed as a hungry shark was about to take a bite out of them, but the platforms rose just in time to avoid it.
"However, if the other team can correctly guess which member of the dunked team is guilty of whatever I asked, they steal a point. Guess incorrectly, and they get dunked! Also, whoever gets to five points first will get a special advantage in today's second challenge. Now let's get started!
"First off, which experiment fell over while attempting to lift a five-pound weight?"
The experiments laughed. Yaarp blushed and pushed the button, yelping as the button gave him a shock.
"And the Killer Bass get a point!"
"I'm not that strong, okay!" Yaarp argued.
"Moving on. Which experiment was pranked so hard in the bathroom by a fellow experiment that he fainted and fell into a puddle of pee?"
Once again, the experiments laughed.
"Come on Sparky, just confess so we can get the point," Angel demanded. She was really the one who pranked him.
Slowly, Sparky reached out and pressed the button. "Ah! Jeez! Okay, Angel came out of nowhere and surprised me and I fell down! God!"
"And it's one to one!"
The Gophers cheered.
"For the Bass, which experiment tried to fix a car by himself but accidentally got his leg stuck in the motor and got dragged for a mile?"
The clock ticked as Clyde blushed but decided not to push the button.
After the time ran out, Chris spoke. "Well, since no one's admitting to their guilt..." Chris pressed the button and the Bass platform went underwater. The experiments screamed as sharks with hungry expressions swam by. After about ten seconds, Chris let the platform rise again.
"Ah, c'mon Chris! Seriously!" Slugger complained.
"That's what you get for not confessing!" Chris explained. "Now to the Gophers. Which dunkee is guilty of the previously mentioned action?"
"It was Clyde!" Richter shouted out. "I was with him when that happened! I had to call the police for him to get rescued!"
The experiments laughed as Clyde continued to blush.
["Richter? Yeah, he's a pretty tough competitor," Yang praised. "But let's see how tough he is after I start picking off him and his loser Gopher buddies!"]
Chris spoke once again. "The score is now 2 to 1 Gophers! And here's another chance for them to score! Okay, which Gopher member did this after eating a bean burrito at a fancy Mexican restaurant?"
A fart sound effect played and the experiments laughed.
Suddenly, a button was pressed.
"It was Angel!" Sample yelled.
The experiments laughed again.
"Hey! Sample!" Angel exclaimed. "What are you doing?!"
"Hey! You didn't get to steal yet!" Chris explained. "And you're on the same team! As punishment..."
The platform went underwater and after it had risen again, Angel was furious at Sample.
"You, are going, DOWN!" Angel threatened.
["Sample is just this close to getting murdered in his sleep," Angel stated. "He's yelled at me, argued with me, and now he's publicly humiliated me. If we lose this challenge..." she drew her finger across her neck, signaling Sample was getting the boot if they lost the challenge.
"What Angel doesn't know is that I'm annoying her so I seem like someone who's easier to take down," Sample explained. "That way I can totally surprise her at the elimination ceremony!"]
"To the Bass, which experiment has a secret compartment in his dresser back home entirely devoted to his girlfriend?"
Stitch quickly decided to press the button. "You guys should already know about my secret Angel stash. Come on, it was on our TV show."
"What?" Angel said, stunned. "You have a compartment devoted...to me? That's really sweet of you Stitch!"
The two experiments shared romantic smiles, but suddenly, Stitch was slapped in the face by Yang. "Keep focused Blue Boy!" he commanded.
"All right then," Chris said, confused. The Screaming Gophers are still in the lead, so why not let them extend their lead?
"Okay, which Gopher accidentally hit himself in the face with his tail while trying to kill a fly?"
After no one answered, the Gopher platform was dunked again.
"So Bass, who did it?"
"Duh, it was obviously Richter," Slugger called out.
"That is correct!"
"F**k!" Richter cursed after being given away by Slugger.
"Ha, seriously! That's lame man!" Melty teased.
"Hey, shut up! You're the one who hit his nuts while trying to grind a rail on a skateboard!"
"You know how to skateboard?" Spooky asked.
"I was...actually just going to ask which experiment did that..." Chris stated, bamboozled. "So just for that, the Gophers get another point!"
"What? Seriously?" Richter asked, bewildered.
"Yeah, way to go Richter!" Chopsuey praised.
The Bass groaned and complained. As punishment, their platform was submerged once again.
"The score is now 4 to 3 Gophers! Which team will take the first challenge? Find out after the break!"
"Welcome back!" Chris shouted. "Where we last left off, the Gophers were in the lead with four points to three after Richter correctly answered a question I didn't even ask yet! Can the Bass score a comeback before the Gophers score the winning point? Well let's find out!
"Bass, which one of your members once went to a Justin Bieber concert?"
Slugger started to blush and bite his lip.
"I see you blushing," Yang said to Slugger. "Push the button or you won't be seeing a million dollars anytime soon!"
Feeling threatened, Slugger pushed the button. "Ow! It wasn't my choice! Yang threatened to post those pictures of me at that Christmas party on Facebook if I didn't go with him!"
Yang's eyed shot wide open. As the rest of the experiments laughed, Yang shot lava at Slugger. He ducked and then apologized.
"You better hope your sorry butt that we win tonight!" Yang threatened.
["Forget picking off the Gophers, I'm picking my own team off now," Yang explained. "I'm on a team of freaks and losers. They're all going home now. And they can all thank little Slugger for it."]
"Now it's four to four," Chris announced. "If the Gophers can answer this final question correctly, the challenge is over. But I have to warn you, this question is MAJORLY embarrassing.
"Which member of the Gophers once got a plunger up his butt when he went to the bathroom after being temporarily blinded by Sparky?"
The experiments started laughing again.
"Felix! Felix! Felix!" the Gophers whisper-chanted to Felix. He was just about to press the button, then—
"Time's up!" Chris announced. The platform was dunked. Now if the Bass knew the correct answer, they would win.
"So who did it Bass?" Chris asked.
"Aw man, how are we supposed to know this?" Yang asked.
"I guess we're just gonna have to make a wild guess," Stitch explained.
Yaarp pressed the button and got shocked. "Is it, uh, Felix?"
"Actually, that's correct!" Chris announced. "The Killer Bass win the first challenge!"
"Yeah! Bass rule!" the winning team cheered.
"Now let's move on to the next challenge! Follow me back to the campgrounds!"
As soon as Chris and the experiments reached the location of the next challenge, the experiments knew it couldn't be good.
Chris spoke. "Welcome to the second part of the challenge: the mad skills obstacle course!"
"Oh great, we're on the cast of Wipeout now," Sample whispered to his teammates.
"In this challenge, you will complete a relay race through various obstacles. The first part is the Kickstart. It'll sure give you a boost! Next is the potentially life-threatening Cannonball Run, and the equally dangerous Wrecking Ball Alley. See if you can make it out with your lives at the Gangplank, which is constantly being gnawed down by our mutant beavers. Then you'll have to bounce your way through the painful hilarity of Double Trouble. Finally, in the Grand Slam, you will have to use ropes to swing into the giant baseball glove while avoiding the deadly bats. Whichever team finishes first wins immunity from tonight's vote!
"Now Bass, since you guys have two more members than the Gophers, I'm going to allow two of your members to not participate in the challenge. The two chosen will be immune from the vote!"
"Yes! Finally some of us get to relax!" said Melty, relieved.
"But here's the twist. The Gophers will choose which two will be immune!"
"Huh?"
"Gophers, discuss your choices at your cabin and then report back to me to reveal them."
Back at the cabin, the Gophers discussed how this choice could help their strategy.
"We should choose Yang," Angel explained.
"Yeah, so we can give him a sense of security before we finally give him the boot!" Chopsuey said aggressively.
"And then why not choose one of his alliance members to be dragged down with him," Angel said, in a slightly mischievous tone.
"So he won't have backup!" Felix guessed.
"Exactly!"
By the time the Screaming Gophers had reported back to the challenge, Chris was growing impatient.
"Good, you made your decision," Chris sighed.
"Yes," Angel explained. "and we have chosen Yang and Splodyhead to be immune."
"Good choice," Yang said, smirking.
["We can only hope Yang doesn't pull some crazy move on us after this challenge," Felix explained. "That would mess up our whole strategy."]
"Yang and Splodyhead, you can go relax at your cabins while the challenge commences, or you can stay and watch."
"We're going to stay and watch," Yang stated.
["If we can get our teammates against us...just think how awesome it'll be when one of them gets blindsided!" Yang said with excitement.]
"Now Gophers. Since you lost the reward challenge, you now have a disadvantage in the next challenge." Chris motioned to a box of glasses. "You will have to wear these!"
"Dude, come on! It's so blurry!" Sparky complained after trying on the glasses. "We won't be able to see a thing with these!"
"Exactly! But it is possible to make it through. You should just hope you don't die.
"Now for the matchups! Richter will battle Slugger at the Kickstart, Angel and Yaarp will race through the Cannonball run, Felix and Spooky will try not to die in Wrecking Ball Alley, Sparky and Stitch will take over the Gangplank, Chopsuey and Clyde will bounce through Double Trouble, and finally, Sample and Melty will try for a home run with the Grand Slam.
"Also, since this is a relay race, you need something to carry! Gophers, you get a gopher, and Bass, you get a bass!"
"Ew, it feels so wet and slimy!" Slugger said while holding his fish.
"Too bad! Now get to the Kickstart so we can kick off this challenge! No pun intended."
After Slugger and Richter had returned to the Kickstart with their animals, Chris began the challenge.
"Three, two, one, go campers go!"
"Okay, how am I supposed to get across to the—waaah!" Richter screamed as the giant boot catapulted him over the jump and towards the next stage.
"Huh, sweet, I made it!" Richter sighed. He ran to Angel and quickly passed over the gopher. "Go Angel go!"
"The Gophers take the early lead!"
"Crap!" Slugger whispered to himself.
["Listen, you heard what Yang said," Slugger explained. "If we lose this, he's gonna vote me off. So I NEED to have my team win this. Hey, I'm not ruining my chance at the million."]
"Hey Slugger! You call that running?" Yang teased from the sidelines. He wore sunglasses and sipped a smoothie. "You suck!"
Slugger growled. "Shut up, I'm trying!"
"Yeah, I can tell that huge honker of a tail is slowing you down," Splodyhead chuckled, he too having a smoothie in sunglasses.
"SHUT IT!" Slugger commanded.
After Richter had delivered the gopher to Angel, she took off running towards the cannonball run.
"OOOHHHH God," Angel said nervously as she approached the Cannonball Run. "Alright Angel, you can do this. You're a black belt in seven different kinds of martial arts, remember?"
She took a deep breath before running straight through the barrage of cannonballs. Despite having blurred vision from the glasses her team were given, she avoided the iron balls of death in any way she could, sidestepping or flipping to dodge them. Soon, she had practically finished.
"Yes! I did it!" Angel shouted in celebration. But suddenly, a stray cannonball flew out of nowhere and hit her straight in the back, launching her off the platform. She moaned in agony before she realized she had lost the lead.
As Angel was going through the cannonball run, Slugger had gotten up and started flying through the course, completely passing over the Cannonball Run without being hit by a single ball before passing his bass to Yaarp. He laughed at Angel as he passed through. Angel growled and raced after Yaarp.
"And the Bass steal the lead from the Gophers!" Chris announced. Can they keep this up, or will the Gophers shut them down? Find out after the break!"
As the show came back, Yaarp had already passed the Bass' fish to Spooky, who was trying to shape-shift his way through Wrecking Ball Alley, while Angel was still racing to pass her team's gopher over to Felix.
Spooky wasn't making great time in Wrecking Ball Alley. Just as the wrecking ball threatened to knock him off the rotating log-like platform, he altered his shape just in time to dodge it. Unfortunately, when the ball swung back again, he didn't shape-shift in time, leading to him being catapulted to the ground.
On the other hand, Felix miraculously managed to dodge every single swing of the lethal pendulum, constantly having to steady himself on the narrow platform. He made it through and tossed the gopher to Sparky.
"The Gophers retake the lead!" Chris shouted.
"Hey Spooky! What's green and can't dodge giant balls?" Yang asked teasingly from the sidelines.
Spooky sighed. "What?" he asked, already knowing the answer.
"You!" Splodyhead replied. He and Yang bumped fists before sipping on their smoothies.
Sparky was nervous as he tried to jump between the platforms. But suddenly he remembered that he could turn into a living lightning bolt.
The mutant beavers below seemed stunned as Sparky flew across the Gangplank at amazing speed, clearing the obstacle in less than two seconds.
Stitch followed close behind, jumping across each platform carefully, but he soon came crashing down as the beavers gnawed away one of the supporting beams. The beavers held him captive.
"Hey Stitch!" Yang yelled.
"What the heck do you want Yang?" Stitch replied.
"You jump like a girl!"
"Yeah, a girl who loves beavers!" Splodyhead added.
Stitch growled. "Let go!" he yelled as the beavers prepared to eat him alive. "Don't make me go alien!"
The beavers still wouldn't let go, so Stitch did the only thing natural. He sprouted two extra arms and spines on his back and growled, reverting back to his alien, Turian-speaking ways.
"Stitch said to let go!" Stitch snarled, KO-punching one beaver before putting the other one in a sleep-inducing chokehold.
"Meega sorry," Stitch said before reverting to normal. "But you guys wouldn't let go."
["Wow. That's the first time I've ever went alien on this show," Stitch stated. "And it felt good!"]
Stitch climbed up the ladder with the Killer Bass mascot and passed it to Clyde, who used his chubby frame to successfully bounce his way across the butt-shaped platforms of the Double Trouble to meet Chopsuey, who had already conquered them. He passed the fish to Melty and watched as he and Sample faced off in the final obstacle: the Grand Slam.
"The Gophers currently lead!" Chris announced. "But can Sample be the first to overcome the bats of death? Let's find out!"
"Holy crap, this is gonna be hard," Sample mumbled.
["Okay, I'm no baseball expert, but those bats are DEFINITELY not regulation size," Sample pointed out.]
Despite his fears, Sample volunteered to go first.
"Here goes nothin'," he said before swinging to what seemed to be his own doom.
Sample managed to miss the glove by a foot and smacked into one of the bats face first. He slid to the ground, still holding the gopher. He slowly climbed up to try again, but meanwhile, Melty was taking his shot at the victory.
["At first I thought I might as well throw the challenge to eliminate Yang," Melty explained. "But then I realized that we need to stay strong if we want to succeed in the game. We need all the members we can have."]
"Come on Melty, you got this!" Clyde encouraged. "You can do it!"
Melty screamed as he swung down, but he didn't even come close to the bats and fell straight to the ground. He knew he should climb back up as quickly as possible, but then he realized—the bass was missing.
"Hey, where'd that fish go?" Melty wondered. He ran off to go find it. "Here fishy fishy, where are you?"
[Yang held up the missing bass and grinned. "All part of the plan. He he he."]
As soon as Melty ran off to find the fish that was secretly stolen by Yang, he was immediately criticized by the two immune experiments.
"Hey Melty!" Yang shouted. "You can't rope swing to save your life!"
Splodyhead quickly chimed in. "My grandmother could swing better than that! And I don't even have a grandmother!"
"Shut up!" Melty replied. "I know you're just insecure about Yin being voted off!"
Yang was immediately impacted by this and burst into tears. Melty smirked.
["Yang's Achilles heel is STILL Yin. Who knew?" Melty commented sarcastically.]
"Okay, I am winning this, and I don't care if I have the fish or not," Melty said harshly.
But as Melty turned around to return to the Grand Slam, he finally noticed—Sample had already finished.
"The Screaming Gophers win!" Chris shouted as the Gophers cheered and high fived each other.
"Aw you gotta be—come on, they already one!" Melty explained angrily to Yang. "You retards cost us the challenge!"
"No, you cost us the challenge," Yang explained. "We just helped. And I know EXACTLY who's taking the fall for it, 'alliance member'."
Melty gulped as he realized the ugly truth of the situation.
At the elimination ceremony, both teams were asked to attend, for an unknown reason. But things were not looking good for the Bass. All the members were aggravated at Yang and Splodyhead for their taunts against them, and Slugger and Melty shared nervous glances.
"Wow. This was a pretty astounding vote tonight, I must say," Chris commented. "But after this vote, we have determined that the lucky loser tonight is...Yang!"
Both teams cheered as they celebrated the elimination if one of their biggest enemies.
"But," Chris continued.
"But?" Angel asked, curiously.
"The Gophers chose Yang and Splodyhead to sit out on the challenge."
"Oh, duh, we are such idiots!" Angel yelled, embarrassed.
"Were immune, remember smart ones?" Yang asked, teasingly.
"So! Time to announce the OFFICIAL loser!" Chris announced. "But first, marshmallow time!
"Marshmallows go to Stitch, Clyde, Spooky, Yaarp, and of course, Yang and Splodyhead."
Melty and Slugger were the only two without marshmallows. Melty was especially nervous, since he had hardly ever been one of the bottom players.
"Melty and Slugger," said Chris. "Since everyone else voted for either Yang or Splodyhead, it is their two votes that are sending one of you home.
"Melty," Chris continued. "You cost your team the victory by having a 'friendly' chat with Yang after losing your team's mascot."
Chris then turned to Slugger. "And Slugger. You humiliated Yang on national television by mentioning out loud his visit to a concert by none other than this country's own Justin Bieber.
"I have to say, I think Melty failed the hardest today, but in the end, the final marshmallow goes to..."
Both experiments were hoping that they were the safe one. Both desperately wanted to stay in the game, and both desperately wanted to retain their shot at one million dollars.
"...neither of you! It's a tie!"
"WHAT?!" both experiments exclaimed in unison as the other experiments gasped.
"Melty, you got a vote from Splodyhead, and Slugger, you got a vote from Yang."
["Even though I initially wanted to pin our defeat on Melty, I still wanted to stick with my 'kicking off Slugger for revenge' plan," Yang explained. "Heck, honestly I didn't care who got voted off, as long as I had one less competitor in my way."]
Chris continued. "Now, since you guys are tied one to one, the only way to figure out who's riding the Boat of Losers is with a tiebreaker.
"Now Screaming Gophers , you may be wondering why I asked you to sit in on this elimination. It's because you guys will be helping out with the tiebreaker."
"Oh no," Felix sighed.
"Team leaders, come up here and draw a disk out of this hat."
Melty was the first to draw. What he took out of the hat was a disc with the Screaming Gopher logo on it.
"Congratulations Melty, welcome back to the Screaming Gophers."
The rest of the experiments gasped.
"No way," Stitch said in awe.
"Angel, your turn."
Angel also drew a disk with the Screaming Gopher logo.
"Congrats Angel, you get to stay with the Gophers."
As Angel and Melty sat back down on the same side of the seats, Melty grinned.
"Looks like we're on the same team now, teammate," Melty teased as he nudged Angel with his elbow.
"Stitch and Sparky, will you come up please?"
Sparky drew first. Again, it was a Screaming Gopher logo.
"Sparky, you're staying with the Gophers."
Stitch also drew a Gopher logo.
"Stitch, meet your new teammates, the Gophers."
Stitch and Sparky sat down with Angel, Melty, and the rest of the Gophers.
"Clyde and Felix are up next!"
Clyde drew the fifth straight Gopher logo and sat down with the rest of the new Gophers.
Felix drew next. But he was stunned. He had drawn a Killer Bass logo.
"Felix, welcome to the Killer Bass."
Felix was still shocked as he sat down with his new team.
"Yaarp and Richter are next!"
Yaarp was almost as stunned as Felix when he also drew the Killer Bass logo.
"Yaarp, you get to stay on your current team."
But Richter had drawn the Gopher logo.
"Richter, you also get to stay on your team."
"Phew," Richter sighed.
Next up were Chopsuey and Spooky. Both drew the Bass logo, and both were now teammates.
Then Sample and Slugger came up. Sample stayed on the Gophers, while Slugger retained his Bass affiliation.
Finally, the two immune experiments, Yang and Splodyhead, were asked to draw logos. Splodyhead still got to be a part of the Bass, but unfortunately for Angel, Melty, Clyde, Stitch, Sample, Richter, and Sparky, Yang had been switched to the Gopher team.
["Yes!" Yang exclaimed. "Now I can finally do some work on the Gophers!"]
"I hope you all enjoy your new teams!" said Chris.
"That was the tiebreaker?" Angel asked.
"Indeed it was!" Chris replied cheerfully. "And since Slugger's new team had more people switch over than Melty's, Slugger is eliminated tonight."
"Yes!" Melty shouted at the sky. "The new Screaming Gophers crush all!"
"What?! I can't be eliminated!" Slugger protested. "Come on, that was not a fair tiebreaker!"
"Chef, take him to the Boat of Losers," Chris commanded.
Chef grabbed Slugger with a giant metal claw and dumped the writhing, yelling mass of yellow into the boat. Before Slugger had anything more to say, he was gone.
After the shock of the elimination, Chris continued. "Well guys, I'll give you the rest of the night to settle into your new cabins. Good luck with your new teams!"
The experiments walked off, leaving Chris alone.
"Well, that's it for this crazy episode! Will the new teams affect the outcome of the game? Will one team be crushed underfoot while the other team conquers? And will Chef get to use his giant metal claw again on this show? Find out the answers to these questions and more next time on LAST! EXPERIMENT! STANDING!"