first mission

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i almost gave something away

The Mission

Dragon met the other people in her group at the gate at dawn the day of the mission. They nodded to each other in silent acknowledgement and jumped out to the forest.

Shikamaru's POV

I sighed at the complete silence that we were traveling at. My strategy was that we could get Katana and Neji both into the place so that Katana could do the seduction and she'll have backup power if she needed it but I got the feeling that if I said she needed backup she would pin me to the nearest tree with her kunais. Shino and I could stay at the edges and be pretty much invisible until the time came. We would be the extreme back up. Talking about that, we need to find out how we're going to kill the guy in the first place. Troublesome…..

TenTen's POV

I scowled under my mask as I thought about the mission. I couldn't believe Tsunade-sama was sending me to a seduction mission after last time! Last time I had gone, I had gotten all the information I needed from him and killed him…. the issue was that I killed him in front of all his guards so I had to fight my way out. She lectured me on that, but I was only too happy to kick ass, standing and looking pretty wasn't my style, more like Ino's. I felt my frustration about the mission grow and gritted my teeth, DAMN IT!

Shino's POV

I felt the killer aura coming from Dragon and almost flinched, whatever or whoever she was thinking about was making her extremely angry. I sighed and sped up a little so that I was right next to her, "Dragon," I called quietly.

She turned, "What's up Beetle," she growled, obviously still thinking about whatever made her pissed.

"You need to calm down," I stated blandly, "I could feel a killer aura from you three feet away."

She cocked her head to the side, "My mistake Beetle," she said just as blandly.

I narrowed my eyes under the mask and was about to say something when Neji said, "Let's stop here, Shikamaru you can tell us your plan."

We all jumped down and everyone but Katana pulled down our masks, as we were jumping down, I heard Shikamaru mutter, "You're not going to like it…"

TenTen's POV

I angrily set up two medium sized tents and froze, "Yo Phoenix?" I called.

Hyuuga stopped talking to Shikamaru and turned to me, "Yes?"

"Am I sharing tents with another guy?"

I saw Hyuuga flinch and Shikamaru tense up, "Yes."

I sighed and gently rubbed my temples, "Fine, whatever."

I heard Shikamaru breathe a sigh of relief and continued to set up the tents. Once I finished, I helped Shino to collect the firewood then lay protection around. Shino had his bugs surround the camp to warn him if intruders stumbled around us. I asked the boys if they needed to approach the area around the camp and when they said no, set up traps and an assortment of tripwires. When Shino and I finally finished, Hyuuga and Shikamaru were sitting in front of the small fire waiting for us. I sat down next to Shikamaru and Shino and turned to Hyuuga. "So, who am I sharing with?"

I saw Hyuuga gently rub his temples, "I'm sharing with you because Shikamaru would get killed by Temari and Shino's bugs probably won't recognize your chakra and suck out your chakra."

I raised my eyebrows slightly under my mask, "Shino's bugs ar—" I stopped, Shino's bugs knew my chakra, they shouldn't know Katana's though, "I mean, oh never mind! Whatever, is there anything else we need to talk about?"

Shikamaru leaned forward slightly to start explaining, "I was thinking that Katana and Neji could go undercover as servants."

I snorted, "If the Hyuuga can bow his pride that long that is."

Shikamaru glared at me, "Katana?"

I rolled my eyes, "Yeah, yeah, my sincere apologies. What else?"

Shikamaru sighed and formed the seal sign thing that helped him think, "The man apparently loves a good challenge for a girl." I growled under my breathe, this was why I seriously hated seduction missions. "So I was thinking that Katana you can play the shy girl or something and Neji will just stay for backup." I opened my mouth to argue, "If you won't take him for backup, think of the fact that you will be kept guarded once he gets interested in you, we'll need updates, Shino and me."

I sighed and crossed my arms, "Yeah fine." I got up and dusted off my pants, "Can I go get some sleep now?"

Shikamaru frowned, "I think so, Neji do you have anything to add?"

Neji stared at all of us for a moment before saying, "No, I don't have anything to say."

"Oh thank Kami," I muttered happily before going toward the tent. Right before I entered I stopped, "Yo, don't come in 'kay, I need to change."

Shino and Neji nodded, Shikamaru blushed slightly and waved at me. I grinned when I sat inside the tent. I spread out the two bedrolls and laid down in one. The mission was starting, and personally, it was irritating.

That night it was extremely stifling in the tent. When I finally went to sleep, I woke up in a flash with my hand covering my mouth, stifling my scream. I sat there panting for a bit before jumping up and grabbing my katana. I jumped away to a clearing I saw earlier and began practicing. I began calming down as the rhythm and beat of slicing and cutting of the blade began to calm me down. I smiled happily, now I was calm enough to perform one of my sword dances.

Neji's POV

I snapped awake and looked around to see what or who woke me up. I looked to my side and stiffened when I saw Dragon's empty bedroll. I sighed and touched it. The bedroll was cold, Dragon had left a while ago. I sighed in annoyance and went to get Shino and Shikamaru for help. I stepped into their tent and quietly got their assistance. We stopped our looking and went into stealth mode when we heard the swish and click of metals. We sneaked around behind a tree and all of us started when we saw Dragon. The clearing was flooded with moonlight and she looked like some sort of heavenly being, but not a good one, more like some vengeful heavenly being.

Shikamaru stared in shock, "I wonder why she's out there….." he whispered in my ear.

Shino shrugged, "It seems that she just couldn't sleep and went out for some extra practice."

I frowned and continued to watch her, "Dragon should have told us before."

Shino shrugged and Shikamaru shook his head, "Who knows how the female mind works?"

Shino and Shikamaru left but I stayed and continued to watch. Dragon moved from one move to the next, her swaying ANBU clothes somehow making her look graceful. Even now, she still had the mask on. I frowned, she was very talented, she probably could even rival the Weapon Mistress for the title.

I found out that Dragon did this every night. She always woke up with her hand clasped over her mouth and left the tent to go out into a clearing and get some extra practice in. she never complained in the morning if she was tired or anything. Shikamaru, Shino, and I continued to watch her at times but we decided that she was good enough to take care of herself and was worthy enough to be trusted.

TenTen's POV

Hyuuga and I were walking toward the house (actually it was more off a mansion) of Tikori Kahi when I remembered my old tattoo. I stopped and Hyuuga turned, "Yes?" he asked coldly.

I smiled sweetly and put chakra into my hand and gently brushed it along my calf, "Nothing, I just had to hide something."

He raised his eyebrows, obviously not believing me, "Let's hurry," he finally said.

I laughed and tossed my (genjutsued) blonde hair over my shoulder, "Patience is a virtue Hyuuga dear."

Hyuuga grimaced, obviously not liking the teasing tone in my voice. He turned his back and continued walking, I smirked, I could still get under his skin.

Hyuuga and I snuck into the house of Tikori Kashi and posed as servants. I made sure that the perverted asshole saw me and noticed me. I wore a simple modest kimono that had slits to my knee and put my hair up into one bun with chopsticks (senbons) stuck through it. The moment I took on the bun hairdo, I saw Hyuuga scowl, it was rather amusing to piss him off, but I kind of wondered why he was so opposed to it, after all, I use to have it all the time. The man noticed me like the minute I passed his sight in his jacked up mansion.

-x-

Hyuuga and I snuck into a secluded room to talk and have Hyuuga relay information about how far I'd gone. "I'm pretty good I suppose," I grumbled. "But if that asshole leers at me one more time, I won't be held responsible if I rip his balls off."

I say Hyuuga's lips twitch, "Do that afterwards," he said calmly.

I snorted, I was about to say something when I heard the distinct sounds of Tikoi, his guards, and the current bed buddy he had. "Shit," I hissed nervously. If they saw Hyuuga and me alone, it will probably pull away our cover and the mission would be very much screwed. I bit my lip nervously and finally made a decision. "Yo, Hyuuga," I whispered quietly.

"Hn?" he asked as his eyes scanned the windowless room for a way out.

"Don't lick my lips," I warned before I grabbed his collar and kissed him. I felt him stiffen and wrapped my arms around his neck. We looked like some love struck couple kissing and trying to find some time alone. I heard the door open and timed it perfectly so that they saw us together before I jumped away from him stuttering apologizes and excuses.

The current bed buddy squealed, "That is soooooo cute! Isn't it Kashi-kun? They're sneaking away time just to spend with each other!"

I did my best not to grimace and instead, blushed, "I-I a-apologize, my l-lady."

I noticed that Tikori was glaring slightly at Hyuuga and smirked inwardly, he was jealous. That meant he'll stay away a bit before he made his move it try and 'claim' me or some crap like that. When we were dismissed, I turned to Hyuuga with a strained smile, "Let's forget we did that okay? It was for the mission." The Hyuuga nodded and we parted ways

-x-

A few days late I received contact from the bastard. "Yumi Lieka?" called out some guy I recognized as one of Tikori's guards.

I stepped out and smiled shyly, "Y-Yes?" I stammered quietly.

I saw the guard roll his eyes, "Tikori-sama would like to see you."

"O-Oh?" I whispered, "P-Please hold o-on a m-minute." I shut the door and dressed in the kimono and applied the poison lip gloss (got it from Ino, only the best kunoichi of seduction would have crap like poison lip gloss) and walked out. I followed the guard into the room and walked in. I made my expression into a demure one but inside, I was crowing happily. Hyuuga and I had finally discovered all we needed to with the help of servants that the big dude himself. Now I could finally kill this jackass and go back to Konoha and complain with my friends. He instantly grabbed me and kissed me, licking my lips. I smirked and pulled away, now he was poisoned (the poison was fast thank Kami) and I pulled out a kunai and stabbed him at an angle. I stepped away and smirked, "Girls are fighters, something you found out too late."

Kashi-teme looked shocked and fell to the floor, clutching his side. I smirked and felt a slight prick on my side, I ignored it and bent down to check if he was dead. I smiled when I realized he had no pulse and pulled on a blank expression and screamed. Everyone rushed in and Hyuuga came along. I smirked at him and threw a smoke bomb on the ground. The Hyuuga found me (freakin' Byakugan) and we jumped out the window and met with Owl and Beetle. I smiled, first mission complete and I got to kill someone. All in all, it wasn't that bad except the seduction part. I happily put on my mask and changed back into the ANBU uniform. Time to head back!

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mission accomplished

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