Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race 2.0
Front and Dakar Part 1
"Last time, on the Ridonculous Race…" narrated Don,
Scenes of teams leaving the train station, followed by them reaching Fenway Park are shown.
"Our teams went strong. Boston Strong that is!" Don laughed, "See what I did there?"
Scenes of Alejandro approaching home plate, Luke getting out, and then Katherine getting a home run are shown.
"Anyways, our teams were at the bat, and while some struggled at first, others made a swift swing!"
Scenes of various teams clamming, digging, and salting clams were also shown.
"And then teams had a clammy time digging up clams from underground!"
Scenes of Georgia getting a home run, followed by her and Carmen clamming, then reaching the Chill Zone, and finally their reactions to getting first place are shown.
"But after a lot of batting and clamming, the Stay-at-Home Moms took first place."
Scenes of the Rappers running, but turning to see a music agent on the phone, getting into a limo, and then finally meeting up with Don at the Chill Zone, only to be told that they are eliminated.
"In the end, despite a promising comeback, the Rappers Jonny and Avery abandoned the race in favor of a music deal, which ultimately got themselves eliminated after being out for a long time. Doubt I'll miss them, if you ask me."
Then we see Don at Castle Island. The sun was rising in the east.
"What more are we gonna see today? Find out right now! This is… The Ridonculous Race 2.0!"
*INTRO*
Back at Castle Island, Don stood at the Chill Zone, getting the other teams ready to leave.
"We're back in Boston, and yesterday's Chill Zone is today's starting line! The first team to depart is the Stay-at-Home Moms!"
The Moms run past Don to the Don Box, which was a couple feet away from the Chill Zone rug.
*CON: Carmen & Georgia - Stay-at-Home Moms*
"This adventure is just getting started!" declared Georgia, "To think that we would actually have gotten first in the first leg? Couldn't have believed it if we hadn't actually done it!"
"Yeah!" exclaimed Carmen, "This is gonna be a BLAST!"
*END CON: Carmen & Georgia - Stay-at-Home Moms*
Carmen presses the button on top of the Don Box, earning a tip from the Don Box mouth. She picked up the tip to read it. "Look, Georgia!" Georgia stood next to her to read the tip, "We're heading to Dakar!"
The background changes to the Senegalese flag with a picture of Dakar in front. Don was in the picture, walking to the center of it. Then there were pictures of drums and African tools, locals dancing to cultural African music, and the House of Slaves.
"Dakar, this Senegalese capital is the westernmost city in the Old World! It is home to architects and instruments, cultural dances, and probably places that would haunt any local… Yeesh… Once teams make it to the airport, they must fulfill plane bookings. Since there is no actual direct flight from Boston to Dakar, teams must either take one of the three flights shown… here!" (1)
Don shows three flights that are heading to Dakar; a flight from Boston to Madrid, Spain to Dakar, a flight from Boston to Paris, France to Dakar, and a flight from Boston to New York to Dakar.
"There are six bookings for the flights going from Boston to either Madrid, Spain or Paris, France. And there's seven bookings for the flight going from Boston to New York. All flights will reach Dakar! Once they arrive at the airport, teams must hit the Don Box that will reveal where they will go next!"
The Moms rush off to claim a taxi. Seconds later, the Opposing Roommates are the next team to leave, and then the Town Heroes, and then so on.
At the curb, the Moms find that there are 19 taxis waiting for the 19 teams.
"Well!" said Georgia, "We don't have to hail one after all."
As the Moms climbed into their cab, telling the driver where to go, the other teams ran to catch up.
The Town Heroes get into one cab.
*CON: Harvey & Lewis - Town Heroes*
"I'm pretty psyched about what's gonna happen today!" said Lewis, "My grandpa was born in the Senegal, so I'm hoping to see some Senegalese relatives there… IF I see them, that is!"
*END CON: Harvey & Lewis - Town Heroes*
The taxis start filling in with teams. Meanwhile, the C-List Celebrities, the last team to leave, walked in, disgusted that they are forced to ride cabs.
*CON: Shannon & Narissa - C-List Celebrities*
"I can't believe we have to be taking sweaty old taxis!" complained Narissa, "Why can't us celebrities take something called THE LIMOUSINE!"
"I heard those Rapper dudes took one yesterday." agreed Shannon, "If they can take the limo, why can't we?! We're celebrities!"
Cue the cricket sounds.
*END CON: Shannon & Narissa - C-List Celebrities*
Shannon tapped on the taxi door. "Can you get us a limousine for us please?" she asked the driver.
The taxi driver glared at the celeb wannabes. "Ladies, you're gonna waste valuable time for the three of us. You two need to get in my cab or you can just call the race quits! Your choice!"
The celebs looked at each other, then groaned. All they could do now was catch up to the rest of the teams.
The scene transitions to a highway, where the cabs start to get stuck in a traffic jam. Inside the Jocks' cab…
"What's going on?" Tyler asked the cab driver.
The driver looks ahead to see that there is a car accident near an exit, and police are redirecting traffic. "Looks like we've hit an accident. We may have to take back roads, is that okay?"
"No problem." said Tyler, "We can make it, man."
*CON: Tyler & Oscar - Jocks*
"Both of us looked at the bookings of flights." said Tyler, "If we can't make it to the Madrid flight, which leaves at 5:30, we can always take the 6:00 flight to Paris."
"Just as long as nothing bad happens," coughed Oscar, "Or we'll get eliminated."
*END CON: Tyler & Oscar - Jocks*
The Punks were in another cab. Wyvern was tapping on his foot on the floor, impatiently. In front of their cab was a traffic jam.
"What the heck is going on?" he questioned, "This is a race, for Pete's sake! Haven't they heard it?!"
V sighed. "This is rush hour traffic." he said, "All cities have that kind of bad luck."
Wyvern sighed again. "I'm just gonna listen to tunes…" He turned the back seat radio on; the station that was turned on was classical music. Then he turned the stations to country, hip hop, pop, blues, and samba. "Is there any punk rock music here?!" he asked the driver.
The driver did not respond. "Hey driver!" he yelled, slapping the back seat, "Do you have any punk rock music here?!"
The driver still did not respond.
V turned the stations, which turns to a heavy metal music station.
"Heavy metal?" Wyvern turned to V, confused, but then shrugged, "Good enough…"
In a cab near them, the Opposing Roommates zoom through traffic, in hopes to make it to the airport and claim the Madrid flight before anyone else. Suddenly, the cab jolted to a hard stop, causing both girls to fly into the seats ahead of them.
"Aarrgh!" cried Olivia, "Could you just ease it with the breaks?" she asked the cab driver, before the driver kept on driving.
Katherine checked her chest for the small cylinder that was on her silver chain. She gave a huge sigh of relief. "Thank God I still have it…"
*CON: Katherine & Olivia - Opposing Roommates*
Katherine held out the cylinder in question.
"Katherine has this cylinder that she is holding right now…" Olivia gestured the cylinder, "And it's so special to her because her favorite, and also only, dog passed away a week before the race started. She's still in the process of grieving, and her having her dog's ashes in there will cheer her up. Though because she's in the process of grieving, you may see her cry sometimes."
Katherine shot a glare at Olivia, "That's part of grief, y'know?!"
"Exactly!" Olivia stated.
*END CON: Katherine & Olivia - Opposing Roommates*
In another cab, the Maple Scouts were getting anticipated.
"Oooh boy! If we get either Madrid or Paris, we can get a snap of either Spain or Paris!" exclaimed Arnold.
"Yeah! Though we may have to see how long our layover is. And we'd have to go through security to get back in the airport." said Percy.
"Don't worry, Percy. We'll be alright. It'll take a couple of minutes."
Finally, we see the airport. The first team to arrive is the Stay-at-Home Moms. The Moms bolt out of the cab.
"OMG!" exclaimed Carmen, "We're the first team to make it! EEEEEEEEEEE!"
"Madrid, here we come!" exclaimed Georgia.
The next teams to arrive are the Town Heroes, BFFFLs, C-List Celebrities, Opposing Roommates, and Homecoming Couple - each team arriving at different times.
The Town Heroes get in line in back of the Moms. Carmen turns around to see them. "Oh, hi guys!" she greeted them with a friendly wave.
"Howdy there!" Lewis said back, "It's nice to see you again!"
"Thanks!" said Carmen, "You too!"
A couple rows back, the Celebrities were trying to gag, but nothing came out. This disgusted the Roommates, who were in front of them.
"Can you do that somewhere else, please?" asked an annoyed Katherine.
The Celebrities shot glares at the Roommates. "Do you even know who we are?!" Shannon demanded.
"No, and I'm afraid we're not going to. Ever." Katherine retorted.
The Celebrities looked at each other, then turned back, upset.
The Homecoming Couple had sighs of relief. "Such a relief we made it on the Madrid flight." said Carla.
"Yeah," said Terrence, "Lucky us." Then Terrence's smile dissolved, "It would've been worse though…" Carla looked at Terrence. "Could you imagine getting on the Paris flight, or the New York flight? I mean, I get that Paris is the most romantic city in the world, and New York is an amazing place, but…" When he sees Carla's stern look, he stops himself, "Okay… I'll be quiet now. Sorry! It's just that-"
Carla put a finger on his lips before he could talk more. "You talk to much, sweety." Terrence nodded, then looked down.
Suddenly, the Brothers bolt into the airport, getting in line after the Homecoming Couple.
As the first six teams got their tickets, the Brothers made it to the front of the line. However, the clerk held up a sign that said, 'MADRID FLIGHT TICKETS SOLD OUT, NOW TAKING PARIS FLIGHT TICKETS'.
"Really?!" cried Jose, "Awww… I was looking forward to going back to Spain…"
Alejandro looked at Jose, then smirked, remembering what Jose did yesterday at the crosswalk.
He simply walked to the clerk, then gave her the dreamy eyes. "Got any additional seatings for the Madrid flight?"
The clerk shook her head.
"Oh. That's too bad. I'd appreciate it if you'd squeeze us in on that flight. And has anyone told you before, that you have the most gorgeous eyes on the planet?" He grinned at the clerk.
In response, the clerk slapped Alejandro and sprayed him with pepper spray. "ACK! Pepper spray! Deja de rociarme con eso!" (2)
Jose simply took the Paris tickets from the clerk, who was still annoyed with Alejandro, and walked off, holding Alejandro's hand.
*CON: Alejandro & Jose - Brothers*
Alejandro had a towel, covering his eyes from the pepper spray.
"Silly Al!" said Jose, "Nowadays, you use your charm in the wrong timings."
Alejandro threw the towel on the ground, revealing red, bloodshot eyes. "Well how was I supposed to know she was already married?!" Alejandro argued back, "I never saw a ring on her finger!"
"Ever do magic tricks?" Jose asked.
Alejandro shook his head.
Jose held out a wedding ring, shocking his brother.
"You stole her wedding ring?!" Alejandro gasped.
"It just slipped out, bro." said Jose, "It was easy."
Alejandro pointed to the cameras. "You realize this is on international TV, right?" he questioned his brother.
Jose laughed, "No worries! We won't come back to Boston again after this!"
*END CON: Alejandro & Jose - Brothers*
"The flights for Madrid have been filled up, and because the Brothers have received the first tickets to Paris, there are five more left." narrated Don.
At that moment, the Bullies, Unlikely Best Friends, Student & Counselor, All-Star Hockey Players and Jocks arrive at the airport. Then the Maple Scouts arrive a couple minutes. But before they knew it, the flight for Paris has sold out, and the clerk put up a sign saying 'NEW YORK TICKETS AVAILABLE NOW'.
"Well…" Don narrated, shocked, "Now we know that the Paris flight has sold out quicker than we've expected, so now the last teams arriving here are forced to have to get tickets to New York."
"Awww!" complained Arnold, "We're on the last flight to New York?!"
"Well that stinks…" said Percy.
The Pizza Sisters arrive at the airport. "Are we too late?" Tracy asked the Maple Scouts.
"Well, you're late to get tickets for the first couple of flights." said Percy.
Tracy groans. Lorraine, on the other hand, isn't fazed by the bad news. "Do all flights have wi-fi?" she asked the duo.
"Not sure…" said Arnold. Percy shrugs as well.
Just then, the Lesbians, Punks, Young Farmers, Grandparents, and British Royals arrived.
"What's going on?" Scott asked from the middle of the line to the front.
Lorraine turned back to see him, "We're too late taking the first two flights, therefore we're all taking the flight to New York!"
Scott groaned, "Darn it! That stupid driver just HAD to take the highway taking us INTO rush hour traffic!"
"Tell me about it, man!" Wyvern agreed.
However, Rodney saw ahead Mitzy of the Lesbians. His heart started pounding, sweat started falling, his pits started to make a stain on his shirt. Rodney turned to Scott and nudged him for his attention.
"What?"
"Do you see that girl with the really short blonde hair?" Rodney whispered, pointing to Mitzy. When Scott nodded, Rodney continued, "That's the girl I have a crush on… How am I gonna tell the Roommates that my heart is beating for another?"
Scott shrugged, "I dunno… They're up ahead, for all I know."
The rest of the teams got their tickets and are all set for their flights.
"Flights have been booked and are ready to go!" Don narrated.
Madrid - Stay-at-Home Moms, Town Heroes, BFFFLs, C-List Celebrities, Opposing Roommates, and Homecoming Couple
Paris - Brothers, Bullies, Unlikely Best Friends, Student & Counselor, All-Star Hockey Players and Jocks
New York - Maple Scouts, Pizza Sisters, Lesbians, Punks, Young Farmers, Grandparents, and British Royals
"Teams who have booked a flight to Madrid are heading out already!"
The teams are doing just that. A couple of teams were jealous of them.
"And the Paris flight is due to leave in 30 minutes, while the New York flight is due to leave in an hour."
The Unlikely Best Friends sat near their gate. Courtney was having a coffee and a bagel for breakfast. Gwen was just too tired to be hungry, as she and Courtney woke up really early.
"Did you want something?" asked Courtney.
"No…" Gwen responded, "Just let me know when we have to get on our flight…" She huddled into fetal position on her chair and went back to sleep.
Courtney was left alone. She stood up and walked over to find some teams to hang out with.
Then she stumbled upon the Grandparents, whom were waiting for their flight to New York.
"Hey…" she greeted to them.
The Grandparents looked to Courtney. "Well, you must be Courtney, is it?" asked Margaret.
"Yes."
"Well well, heh heh…" chuckled Martin, "It's good to see you." He reached to shake Courtney's hand. "What brings you here?"
"I just… want to talk to someone. Someone, who isn't trying to ignore me all of the time. I mean, I try to be nice to Gwen, but no matter what, she just… brushes me away."
Martin and Margaret looked at each other.
*CON: Martin & Margaret - Grandparents*
"That young lass has a lot of problems up upon her foot." said Martin, "Lucky for us elders, we have wisdom! And useful advice to give the young ones!"
"I haven't watched a lot of Total Drama, where that Courtney girl took her debut, but I think she's faced a lot of pressure." said Margaret, "I think we'll work on it."
*END CON: Martin & Margaret - Grandparents*
"Listen, is it that girl you're partnered up with?" asked Margaret.
"Yes, and I really want to make things up with her, y'know?" said Courtney.
Martin nodded, "Well, sometimes, relationships are kinda hard to build, but easy to knock over. Like for example, I used to have a friend back in school when I was your age. And let me tell you, there were so many things that we-"
Transitioning to 30 minutes later, and Courtney was half-asleep after Martin rambled on about his story about his 'friend's' betrayal.
"And that's basically what happened." Martin finished, "So… what do you think?"
Courtney woke up, confused, "I'm sorry. What did you say about your friend?"
Before Martin was about to ramble on about his story again, "Nevermind him." Margaret shushed him.
Courtney got up from her seat, then looked at a time schedule, then at a clock, which read 6:05. "I don't get it." she said, "It says we're supposed to leave at the 6:00 flight…"
The next thing that shocked her was seeing that the flight to Paris had already left the gate.
"NOOOOOO!" cried Courtney, trying to stop the flight, to no avail. Turning back to see the clock again, Courtney had to get Gwen up to catch the New York flight. Though it would require changing tickets.
Courtney nudged Gwen to wake her up. When Gwen woke up, she looked around groggily.
"What's going on?" she asked, "Are we heading to our flight."
Courtney shook her head, "No we didn't. We have to get tickets to the New York flight, quick!"
Now Gwen stood up, shocked and baffled. "WHAT?! You have GOT to be kidding me! You didn't tell me BEFORE?!"
"I'm sorry, it's just-"
"I don't wanna hear any of your excuses!" Gwen snapped, before running off to find a ticket counter.
Courtney facepalmed in regret. "What have I done to myself?" She then followed her partner. "Wait up!"
"The Unlikely Best Friends go to change their tickets to get on the New York flight." Don narrated.
Then the scene changes to all three flights heading to their destinations, with the Madrid flight in the front, the Paris flight in back of it, and the New York flight already landing in New York.
"The first two flights are well on their way to their destination, while the New York flight has a 30 minute layover before it leaves to Dakar."
The Grandparents, Maple Scouts, Punks, Lesbians, British Royals, Pizza Sisters, and Young Farmers bolt out of their plane to reach the Dakar flight. The Unlikely Best Friends trail behind them. Then a scene shows their plane leaving to Dakar.
"And digital editing has made it so that they have just left the airport! Meanwhile, we see the teams on the Madrid flight getting anticipated!"
The Celebrities were looking confident in themselves.
"Oh yeah." said Narissa, "And we are soooo the team to beat!"
"True!" agreed Shannon, "We'll do whatevs it takes to get to the finish line, with our total awesomeness!"
The Celebrities cackle like witches.
Another scene shows the Madrid flight landing. The Celebrities, BFFFLs, Moms, Roommates, Town Heroes, and Homecoming Couple bolt out of their plane to catch the Dakar flight.
"Yes! We made it!" cheered Carmen.
"That's right!" agreed Sadie, "Dakar, here we come!"
The clerk allowed the teams to get on the flight. Everyone was on board a really old-looking plane. But no matter what, everyone was anticipated to get to Dakar.
"Oh yeah you're right, Nary!" said Shannon, "We are the team to beat!"
"Totes!" said Narissa, "Nothing can stop us now!"
As the plane was heading to the tarmac, it started to sputter and emit smoke. The plane's alarms sounded, and the teams became shocked.
"Hey! What's going on?!" cried Olivia, "Why are the alarms going off?!"
The pilot made an announcement on the intercom, "Everyone!" he announced, having a spanish accent, "Please evacuate the plane immediately! We are having problems with the engines!"
The teams jumped out of their seats and rushed to the exit. The Town Heroes help a stewardess opened up the plane's stairways for the passengers to get out safely.
The next scene shows everyone off the plane. A security guard and the pilot come up to to the teams.
"Alright, so good news is that we have already gotten you another plane to take you all to Dakar." said the pilot.
Some of the teams smiled at that.
"Bad news, however, is that it's gonna take 30 minutes for you to get there." the pilot frowned, causing the teams to have the same reaction.
*CON: Katie & Sadie - BFFFLs*
The BFFFLs were unhappily sitting on rocks.
Katie kicked one of the small pebbles near her. "So much for that advantage…" she muttered, bitterly, "And we could've maybe gotten ourselves out of the rut that we just gotten into!"
"Totally!" Sadie agreed, "It felt like someone's mocking us!"
*END CON: Katie & Sadie - BFFFLs*
*CON: Katherine & Olivia - Opposing Roommates*
The camera focuses on Olivia. She was a bit less unhappy than the BFFFLs before.
"It's no biggie!" she said, "They said we can get on another plane! Sure, it does bite that we have to lose our advantage, but we are NOT giving up!"
The camera zooms out to reveal Katherine, who was looking away from the camera. She had tears in her eyes, and she was using her hand as a fan. Olivia takes notice of it. "Are you okay, Kat?"
Katherine turns to her roommate. "What? I'm fine!" she muttered through her breath, before storming away from her.
Olivia turns to the camera again. "See what happened there? Mixture of stress and grief is what you saw from her."
*END CON: Katherine & Olivia - Opposing Roommates*
Then it shows the six teams finally boarding a newer, replacement plane bound to Dakar.
"With the Madrid flight delayed a half hour…" Don narrated, "This leaves its replacement plane to arrive at the same time as the Paris flight."
A map shows the Madrid and the Paris flights arriving at Dakar.
"And that's exactly what they just did!"
In one gate, the teams from the Paris flight bolt out, while the teams from the delayed Madrid flight bolt out of another, hoping to get their tip from the Don Box first.
The first team to make it was the Brothers, with Alejandro pressing the button and Jose reading the tip. "It's an Either/Or…" he read, "Save or Slave…"
"What does that even mean?" asked Oscar, also reading a tip that he just received.
"In this Either/Or, teams have the choice of either…"
Don is at a nearby wildlife preserve with 19 caged up Senegal Parrots, surrounded by a small moat with pieces of giant wood in the water.
"Save one of these 19 Senegal Parrots, each which are in cages, that is surrounded by various obstacles that each team must overcome,"
Don is then near the House of Slaves, at the shoreline, with 19 canoes.
"Or slave, in which teams must use these canoes to paddle their way to ring a bell…"
It cuts to said bell out in the water, on a buoy. A sailor is seen nearby, handing out the tips.
"Which is 1 and a half kilometers, almost up to a mile, out in the waters!"
Don puts a couple of weights on the canoe.
"And to spice things up, we've put weights on these canoes to slow the teams' progress down! Once teams finish either task, they will receive their next tip!"
Don puts a couple of weights on another canoe, where the weights cause the canoe to break and make a hole. He speaks through his earpiece, pointing to the broken canoe, "Make sure you eighty-six this canoe before teams arrive…"
"Al," said Jose, "We must do Save… These birds need our help!" He ran off to hail a cab as Alejandro grumbled.
The C-List Celebs, who just got their tips, turned to see the Brothers leaving. They looked at each other with a smirk.
*CON: Shannon & Narissa - C-List Celebrities*
"With hot boys like them, we can form an alliance!" said Shannon, "With our magic, their charm and OUR charm, we will be a totally unbeatable alliance!" She and Narissa laughed like hyenas.
*END CON: Shannon & Narissa - C-List Celebrities*
"Oh boys!" Narissa called out to the Brothers as they got into a cab. Both Brothers turned to see the C-Listers strutting towards them.
"We're kinda interested in some business… Might that we join you?" asked Shannon.
Jose and Alejandro turned to each other, then Jose turned back, smirking. "Whatever you girls need, we'll be there to help you…"
*CON: Alejandro & Jose - Brothers*
"Sounds like the C-Listers want to form an alliance with us…" said Jose, "But they seem to be too much… weight."
Alejandro nods, "I've been forming relationships with girls on Total Drama before… and also breaking their hearts. Anything they're doing, I can do better with them."
"And anything you do, I can do much better…" Jose says with a condescending grin. Alejandro rolls his eyes in disgust, folding his arms.
*END CON: Alejandro & Jose - Brothers*
The Brothers let the C-List Celebrities share their cab. Meanwhile, others were hailing their own cabs. When the cabs arrived, each team ordered their driver to drive them to wherever they order them to go to.
"Save!" ordered Olivia.
"Slave!" yelled Tyler, giving his teammate a doubtful look.
"Slave!" Lewis yelled.
"Save!" yelled Giulietta.
"Slave!" ordered Willis.
"Slave!" yelled Katie and Sadie.
"Save!" yelled Georgia.
"Slave!" ordered Carla.
"Slave!" yelled Molly.
Each cab drove off to whatever destination a team has told them to go to.
"Teams have left off to their respective challenges in which they have announced where they have asked their driver to." narrated Don, "But things are going to get interesting…"
It transitions to the cab ahead of them, with the C-List Celebrities and the Brothers sharing a cab, or at least Jose having both Shannon and Narissa on each of his legs, and Alejandro sitting in the front passenger seat.
"Soooo…" said Narissa, "We were wondering about forming this little alliance with you two."
"Oh really?" asked Jose.
"Certainly!" exclaimed Shannon, "We feel like with hot boys like you, and obviously hot girls like us, we can be a powerful quartet! We'll make the final two like you've NEVER seen before!"
Jose smirks at the girls, with Alejandro smirking to himself in the front seat.
*CON: Shannon & Narissa - C-List Celebrities*
Both girls were smirking. "They so have no idea-" said Shannon…
*CON: Alejandro & Jose - Brothers*
"What is going-" said Jose…
"To happen-" said Narissa…
"With them." finished Alejandro. Jose looks at him indifferently, making Alejandro confused. "What? I'm apart of this too!" Jose sighs, rolling his eyes.
*END BOTH CONS: Shannon & Narissa - C-List Celebrities & Alejandro & Jose - Brothers*
Cabs that have chosen 'Save' have arrived at the wildlife preserve, with the Moms bolting out of their cabs first. They stumble upon the moat with pieces of wood floating in the water. The island had the 19 Senegal Parrots caged in.
"Okay, all we need to do to save the parrots is to get ourselves across this moat!" said Carmen, "This should be easy!" Carmen walked on a piece of wood, which caused said piece to sink, causing Carmen to fall into the water.
The Brothers and C-Listers stopped short to study how to get across the moat.
"What now boys?" asked Narissa.
"Fear not!" announced Jose, "If there's one thing we need to do, we should go along swiftly!"
Jose demonstrated as he skipped across each wood piece, making it across the moat with ease. Alejandro did the same thing.
The C-Listers looked at each other, smirked, then followed them, splashing Carmen along the way.
The two other teams who chose 'Save' came to the edge.
Georgia gave Carmen a hand, pulling her up from the water and onto shore. "Are you alright?" she asked.
"Yeah… it's just that I'm not a very strong swimmer." said Carmen.
While that was going on, the Roommates and Student & Counselor skipped across the wooden planks. The Moms look to see that there were four teams ahead of them.
"Oh snap!" said Carmen, "We've gotta get going!"
"Teams who chose 'Save' are already performing the challenge!" Don narrated, "Meanwhile…"
The scene changes to teams arriving at the House of Slaves, bolting to the shores.
"Teams who chose 'Slave' have just arrived at the House of Slaves!"
The first team to take a canoe was the All-Star Hockey Players. Quickly, they hopped in and started to paddle. The weight that was put in the canoes, however, were slowing them down.
The Bullies arrived next. They smirked at each other.
*CON: Lance & Molly - Bullies*
"These wimps have no idea what's gonna happen!" exclaimed Lance.
"Our job is to make sure that they all suffer!" cackled Molly.
*END CON: Lance & Molly - Bullies*
Lance and Molly managed to put a couple of more weights inside a couple of other canoes. After that, they ran to a canoe with much less weights (or the canoe that they took out most of their weights)
"That's better!" said Molly, "Now, we have a leg to win!"
Both Bullies started to paddle. "And maybe a race!" added Lance. Their speed was going a little faster than the Hockey Players' was before.
More teams have arrived at the beach. And one by one, everyone started paddling out. However, a couple of teams were much slower than others due to the additional weights added on by the Bullies.
"Hey!" cried Sadie, "What gives?!"
Katie motioned her BFFFL, saying that the weights were added in on purpose for the challenge. "It's not that big of a deal, Sadie. It's just-"
"Yeah, but look ahead of you, Katie!" Sadie pointed to almost all of the other teams ahead of them.
Meanwhile, the Homecoming Couple were having trouble themselves with their canoe being left in the dust.
"Ugh, why are we lagging?" Carla questioned, "We're strong as anything goes! We should be ahead of the others!"
"Carla, don't worry about it." Terrence tried to cheer her up, "We can do this!"
"Yeah…" grumbled Carla, "You'll see when we reach dead last…"
Terrence sighed, rolling his eyes. But nevertheless, he continued on paddling.
In another canoe, the Jocks were doing… not the best. They're not as bad as the BFFFLs nor the Homecoming Couple, but they are just in the back of the other racers. Unlike the BFFFLs or Homecoming Couple though, they weren't the victims of having additional weights in their canoe.
Tyler was already panting. Sweat was rolling down and he was losing some energy swiftly. Oscar wasn't losing any energy though, but he was feeling concerned for his friend.
*CON: Oscar - Jocks*
"What's it gonna take to boost Tyler's energy? I mean, he's not the best jock there is, but come on! He's gotta have at least some energy to power through!"
*END CON: Oscar - Jocks*
"Man…" panted Tyler, "I need some water… This heat's getting to me…"
"Would it help to take off your track suit?" asked Oscar, "Because maybe the hotter temperatures are going to make your body sweat through your suit even more."
Tyler took a deep breath, then unzipped his track suit, "Well if you insist…" Then Tyler stood up…
and then he was about took off his track pants.
"Augh!" cried Oscar, "We don't need to see your underwear!"
"Relax, Oscar." Tyler reassured, pointing down to his boxer shorts. "These are my extra long briefs. I wear a pair everyday." Then Tyler had a thought in his mind, "They look like shorts… right?"
Oscar opened his mouth, but he didn't have the courage to say anything.
"Whatever…" said Tyler, "Let's just keep on paddling." Oscar sighed, then he and teammate kept on paddling to the buoy.
"With both challenges being accepted by the two-thirds of the remaining cast…" Don narrated, once again.
The airport is seen again, with the second flight finally arriving.
"The one-third remaining has finally arrived at the airport!"
Teams bolt out of the gate to find the Don Box. Once they found it, they read the challenge (The Either/Or), and ran to collect a taxi.
"Save!" ordered Scott.
"Save!" ordered Arnold.
"Slave!" yelled Tracy.
"Save!" ordered Courtney.
"Slave!" ordered Wyvern.
"Save!" yelled Seren.
"Save!" yelled Margaret.
"Save!" yelled Elizabeth.
Each cab raced off to wherever they were told to go.
In Scott and Rodney's cab, Rodney was thinking of what to say to Katherine and Olivia about his 'new feelings' for Mitzy.
He tried practicing it out loud, with Scott and the cab driver hearing it, "Katherine, Olivia, I like you, but…" He sighs in defeat, "No, that would make me look like I would have a threesome with them. Let me try again."
He takes a deep breath, then, "Listen, I want to say that my heart goes out to another…" He sighs in defeat again, "Though who am I gonna be talking to?"
"Rodney," Scott said, who was resting his head against the window, "You're making a big fuss over nothing… You'll be okay."
"Fuss over nothing?!" gasped Rodney, "The only thing I'm fussing over is that if I accidentally tell Katherine or Olivia that I used to love both- I mean, one of them- I mean, I-I…" he started stammering.
Scott rises up and puts an arm on Rodney's shoulder, "Don't worry about it. You'll manage…" Rodney turns to look at his window. Scott murmurs to himself, "If you can…"
Rodney turns around, "What's that?"
"Nothing."
Rodney turns back to the window. "Though… I wonder if they're doing 'Save' or not, is the question."
Scott shrugged, "Maybe…"
In another taxi, which held the Unlikely Best Friends, Gwen was casually ignoring her partner, looking out in the window, not even giving a care to even associate with Courtney.
Courtney, on the other hand, was trying to think of a topic to talk.
"Oh boy…" she said, "There must be a lot of parrots we should save, don't ya think?" Gwen ignored her. "Now now… I know we're in the very bottom, but that's no problem! We can work our ways up and-" Gwen still ignored her, causing Courtney to frown and sigh. "Are you still mad at me, Gwen?" Gwen glared at her partner. "You know, about the whole… airport incident?"
"Along with everything you have done in the past?!" Gwen added, "Yes. I. Am."
Courtney groaned, facepalming. "But come on! Can't you just let that all slide? I've changed! I want to be your friend-ish again, please?"
"Just don't talk to me, okay?" Gwen turned her back on Courtney again.
*CON: Courtney - Unlikely Best Friends*
"What's it gonna take for Courtney to finally come to terms with me and re-accept me? I want to be a better, more comfortable person for her. Is that ever wrong?"
*END CON: Courtney - Unlikely Best Friends*
With taxis arriving at the 'Slave' spot, the Punks and Pizza Sisters look out to see a majority of teams paddling out, on their way to the buoy.
"Let's get a canoe, sis!" Tracy said, "We can't afford to be in last!" Lorraine followed her sister as they went to get a canoe.
This left the Punks finding a canoe for themselves. V jumped in, with Wyvern right behind him.
"Let's go, dude." an unenthusiastic Wyvern persuaded his partner, "We need to do something like getting out of last, man."
V deadpanned, "You know, I ain't one to harsh your jam, man, but complaining about it isn't going to get us to the buoy faster."
"WHAT WAS THAT?!" roared Wyvern.
V jerked forward, but since he not wanting to start an argument, he grabbed his paddle and motioned Wyvern to do the same.
Back at the 'Save' spot, many teams started pouring out of their cabs and studied what to do for the challenge; on how to get across the moat and uncage a Senegal parrot.
Rodney saw the Roommates ahead of them, then he turned to see the Lesbians right next to him, scaring him. "AAAAUGH!" he screamed, but it only caused the other teams and Scott to stared at him. "Uhh… I mean, h-hi, you…"
"Oh, hi." said Mitzy, not even aware of his 'feelings' for her, "What's up?"
"N-nothing. It's just that there's parrots and together, just all the moat I have excitement really-" Scott stopped Rodney from stammering and speaking very weirdly.
"You'll have to excuse my big friend." Scott told Mitzy, then he turned to his partner. "Let's go Rodney." Scott took Rodney away from them.
Mitzy looked on, still confused. Seren, however, put an arm around her. "Pay no attention to them, sweetie." she said, "Now come on. We have a challenge to conquer."
Teams skipped across the moat, over the wood pieces. However, the British Royals and Grandparents stopped short of the moat.
"This seems a bit too risky." said Elizabeth.
"No problem, dear." Patrick confidently assured, "I'll carry you."
Elizabeth looked at her partner, then shrugged, allowing Patrick to carry her across.
"Well I don't want to be carried…" said Margaret.
Martin smiled at her wife, "Don't worry." he told her, "Why don't I hold your hand?" He pointed to two pieces of wood. "See those pieces of wood right there in front?" When Margaret nodded, he continued, "This is our chance!"
Martin held out his hand, with Margaret holding his hand. Both of them skipped across the moat. However, Margaret missed the island and fell into the water.
Martin turned to face his wife. "Margaret!" he yelled, "Hang on! I'll get you!"
Margaret held out her hand again, but her hand missed Martin's and it caused Martin to fall into the water as well.
"Who will finish the challenge first? Probably not these two…" Don snickered, "The Ridonculous Race 2.0 will return!"
Part 1 of Episode 3 has been through! What will happen in the next episode? Who will win and who will be eliminated? Find out in the next part of the episode!