Death Note Talk Show Chapter 10: Sesame Street and Disney Part: 2, a death note fanfic

Jinx: Rawr *have bag under eyes, holds up a coke and drinks*

Light: Oh great *yawns* your back

Matt: Why are we doing here so early?

L: 3 am isn't so early

Matt: To you

Jinx: I sneaked out to finish what I started

BB: Then why are you acting drunk or having a hangover?

Jinx: Because I am tried

A: I think that's what happens when you don't sleep for a week

Mello: Be careful or you'll have dark circles like L if you do it for another week

L: Was that an insult?

Mello: To her no

Jinx: But I already do... TTATT

Elmo: YAY~!

BB: It's rude to wake up your guest you know

Jinx: I didn't invite them...

Big Bird: We invited ourselves

Jinx: ...okay...

Near: I want to go home

Jinx: back to the reviews!

Count Von Count: Next RE~VIEW~

Ruetamagnikcuf (This-iz-ponitless) *I hope...*

My favorite is Mello, duh. Who DOESN'T know that?

Okay. While I was reading this chapter, I took out a piece of paper and a pencil and wrote down what I was thinking from the point where my review came in and on. So this is what I wrote!

Light-you get colored pencils. A 100 pack. For my ex-loving-you-ness.

Jinx! You're a fellow ex-Light fan girl! Well, there are probably a lot in hiding, but you're the only one I've really run into so far. And I agree with you. Light was fine until he killed L. Killing L is unforgiveable. He was the whole point of the show (other than you, Light) and then you kill him! In a way. Unacceptable.

~sorry I'm typing so...perfectly. With all caps and stuff. I'm on a roll though, aren't I?~

Okay, the butt-raping thing is Jinx's fault. I only said to use a parachute suit thing and that Jinx could choose who goes in front. I never said ANYTHING about butt-raping-but I'll admit that I liked Jinx adding that in :]

*gives Jinx power over the gifts I give to L and Mello-they can't get diabetes*

I need to read Dance in a Vampire Bund. Maybe. If Near can read it, so can I. I hope.

Holy Jam is amazing. BB, do you mind if I say that from now on? I think you mentioned spreading the word about Holy Jam...

I heart sugar addicts.

I can't believe Mello only shot Matt with a nerf gun! EPIC! Mello, I love you even more now! (If that's possible)

Matty, amazing job with the song. You are recording that in a studio and putting it on iTunes or YouTube or something. See what peoplez think! U rule man. Dude. Whatever.

A, turning off taste buds is kinda weird. But kool thing to do. Lurrve it. Now you've got to try to eat a lock of Near's hair, since it seems like he loves it so much, playing with it all the time. Try'n swallow THAT! (Yeah, you'll probably be able to. You're amazing like that, even without Jinx's amazing author skillz. Lurve the skillz Jinx.)

I absolutely adore the Holy Jam. It builds birdhouses! I need some of that! And nice touch BB, with the pool. Does it have a hot tub/Jacuzzi too? Oh, and, BB, you're SO smexy (Mexican and sexy) -I don't know where that came from, and I don't want to know.

Light, if you're so desperate for fans... kill Mikami. In some gruesome way-no Death Note. Srryz. Then I'll become your fan again. Mello's still my fav, but I won't hate you. For killing L is in atoneable (if that's a word). I'll never love you Light, ever again. Never. Does Jinx agree with me?

Oh, and, for some reason I need to point out that I have five pix of Light on my iPod. But never ph34r! I also have 11 of L! Who is also "smexy" -The "extremely sexy" definition of it.

Hey! Since Death Note is about a battle of wits, I thought I'd throw this quote in for good measure: "I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person." Get it? Watch Light use this later on in the chapter...

L, you're so sweet! Writing a song for your mom! I tried and absatively failed on writing my own songs. Ur lucky.

YOSH! Misa's dead! NO ONE BRING HER BACK! PLEASE! We have enough annoying ppl in hate cast as it is...

Sorry about failing at DDR Matty. I've never beaten it either. But if we battled you'd so win. Wait...have you ever taken dance classes? Maybe that'll help! Okay Matt: you have to take a ballet class. Then try to beat A again at DDR. See if it helps!

Near, you are quite cute. Yes, quite. If anyone has a problem with that, go replace Light in the holed box and get SHOT. So, Near, since your favorite song is about teapots, you can have one if you want. In any color or style. *raises hand* I guess that Near is going to choose white for his color-if he even decides to get the teapot

Okay, so that's what I wrote on my paper! Yes, ONE paper. Don't I just rule?

Speaking of paper, Light needs to be able to draw on something. So, Light, if you want your paper to draw with your colored pencils on, you need to swim across a pool filled with piranhas, then battle an army of penguins when you get across, grab the paper, then swim back without getting the paper wet. That's the price for my kindness. *sticks nose in the air*

I dare Matt to wash his hair with some of BB's jam. Use it as shampoo or whatever. Then BB needs to lick Matt's hair to see if it really tastes like jam as much as it looks like it.

Misa needs to kiss a girl. For two minutes straight. FRENCH. And not because I'm a huge GL fan, I just like to torture Misa :]

L and BB need to act like they're going out for the rest of the chapter/episode. I have a thing for putting people who look like each other together. *smiles like Chucky* And they were just too hot together "last night" when they were drunk and singing and dancing and kissing together at that bar or wherever they were.

Okay, I was at the mall the other day after watching this wierdish movie called "Clash of the Titans" and I suddenly saw Near hanging from the ceiling! I don't mean like he was HANGING, but he was on this poster/banner hanging from the ceiling in a store! So I ran in...then stood in the middle of the store like an idiot, wondering where on earth the manga section was. I am SO smart.

Good luck with the ADD-ing, Jinx!

Oh, and, nice names. Ze and Bra. Perfect!

In honor of the movie I haven't seen, How To Train Your Dragon, Ryuk gets a pet shinigami dragon, if that's possible. Wow. I love giving people pets. But Ryuk gets to name the dragon, and the dragon only likes Ryuk. It'll bite anyone who tries to touch it that ISN'T Ryuk. Oh, and, Ryuk, to make up for your misery last chapter, the dragon comes with 2 tons of apples. They're on the saddle: check it out.

Byez!

Jinx: Yay~ you have a fan now

Mello: I am that awesome!

Ryuk: This is a looooooooooooooong review

Jinx: I know *le sighs*

Light: *gets color pencils* Yes! Finally I get a present I like! But I had to kill L

L: *glares* No you didn't

Jinx: yeah! How can you not love him?

Light: Because I'm not gay

Mikami: *tries not to cry* you're not?

Light: NO!

Jinx: Aww, you just rejected Mikami

Light: What? O.o

Mikami: its okay, I just got...SOMETHING IN MY EYE! *leaves*

L: Then they were one Kira

Jinx: Is Misa still alive?

Big Bird: NO, I made SURE OF IT!

Jinx: *takes one step away from Big Bird* Just asking...

BB: Big bird is cool *high fives Big Bird*

A: I'm still your bestie right?

BB: right

A: Yay~!

Jinx: Guys, the review?

All: *agreeing*

Jinx: I bet there is a LOT of ex-Light fans. Probably MILLIONS!

Light: All because I killed L!

Jinx: YES OF COURSE!

L: I feel so loved!

Jinx: *hugs L* :3 Yes you are!

Light: HA! She said the butt raping was your fault

Jinx: How was it my fault? I just chose who goes in the front and in back. It was your fault for you feeling down there

A: YOU VIOLATED ME!

Light: I was scared to death; I didn't know what I was doing!

Near: So your instincts were to grab there?

Mello: GAY~!

Light: *mutters about pens in necks*

Jinx: VIOLENT~ Now L...Mello here are your candies and chocolates~

L and Mello: CHOCOLATES! *tackles Jinx for it*

Jinx: *hits them with bat* Clam down! You'll get them if you answer one question...

L and Mello: *sugar frenzy* WHAT?

Jinx: What am I?

L: Demon

Mello: Devil

Jinx: Nope *about to eat on chocolate*

L and Mello: NO!

Jinx: Then...what am I?

Mello: Ummm...

Jinx: The letter starts with my real name

L: A? *Jinx nods*

L and Mello: *le sighs* Awesome?

Jinx: Now in full sentence

Mello: I'm GOING TO KILL YOU! *charges*

L: *holds Mello back* Shush, I WANT THE CANDY!

Mello: Okay

L and Mello: You are awesome

Jinx: Great *feeling powerful* NOW FETCH!

L and Mello: WHAT? *Candies and chocolates threw far away* *chases after them*

Mikami: That was mean

Jinx: But they still got them. If you want to read Vampire Bund go ahead, just be warn, it has some nudity O_O

Near: So many *shivers*

BB: Go ahead and say Holy Jam* Takes out Jam* PRAISE THE JAM!

Matt: *sweat drop* Alright...

Jinx: I heart sugar addicts too~

Mello: So you do love me?

Jinx: NO! I'm talking about L!

L: So loved ^^

Mello: Whatever, Ruetamagnikcuf loves me even more

Matt: How? *gets shot by Nerf gun* what the hell!

Mello: By that ^^

Matt: A-hole

A: Are you going to record?

Matt: Yep! Let's go now *drags Jinx*

Jinx: WHAT?

Music Studio

Jinx: Okay, I think I can do this... *presses a button*

Matt: *feedbacks* OWWW! *takes off headphones*

Jinx: SORRY!

L: I think you get press the feedback button

Jinx: THANKS I KNOW, does anybody here play an instrument?

Mello: Drums

BB: Bass

L: Piano

Jinx: Anybody for guitar?

Mikami: Nope

Jinx: Fine I'll play, Near take care of the recording

Near: Okay

Mikami: How come I can't?

Jinx: I don't like you and someone has to entertain Big Bird

Big Bird: Hi there

Mikami: *sweat drop*...hi

BB: HA!

A: What song?

Matt: Don't stop!

L: Stop what?

Matt: *sweat drop* that's the song *L goes oh*

Jinx: Okay, Mello count us out

Mello: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!

Matt: *sings*

The road I walk is paved in gold,
to glorify my platinum soul.
I'll buy my way to talk to god
so he can live with what I'm not

The selfish blood runs through my veins
I gave up everything for fame
I am the lie that you adore
I feed the rich, and fuck the poor

I got, you want.
It's just don't stop.
This is entertainment.
Lies are entertainment.
You are down on your knees,
begging me for more.

The road I walk is paved in gold,
to glorify my platinum soul.
I am the closest thing to God,
so worship me and never stop.

The wretched blood runs through my veins
I gave up everything for fame
I am lie that you adore
now feed the rich, and fuck the poor.

(Chorus)

Dear future, I bought you.
I own the right to let go,
destroy you. This is my life.
(And I...)

(chorus)

A: AWESOME!

Matt: Recording is fun!

Jinx: *uploading on YouTube* Now we wait

Light: Can we get out of here?

Jinx: Why?

Light: Big Bird keeps staring at me

Big Bird: I hate you Light

Light: *whimpers* F*CK

BB: Let's get back to the studio

Studio

Elmo: OKAY~!

Jinx: Next A has to eat hair!

A: Whose?

Mello: *cuts Near's hair* His!

Near: T.T My hair!

L: It will grow back

Near: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IT'S LIKE NOT EATING SWEETS FOR A WEEK FOR YOU!

L: You might be over exaggerating

Near: NOOO! *runs around*

Light: He cracked

Jinx: Great, he was the only one I bet wouldn't *gives BB money*

BB: I told you, expect the least expected *Jinx sticks out tongue*

Jinx: NOW EAT THAT HAIR *whispers* Before Near kills you

A: WHAT?

Jinx: I don't know what happens when an albino cracks...

A: Okay! *eats hair*

Cookie Monster: Did it taste like COOKIES?

Big Bird: Or seeds?

A: No...

Jinx: I thought you would turn off your taste buds

A: I forgot I could do that!

Jinx: *face palm* Okay what did it taste like?

A: Strawberries

All: O.o

A: I think Strawberries gel

Mello: I think Near styles his hair for curls

Matt: Near isn't here anymore *looks around*

BB: Where is he?

McDonald's

Near: O.O, oh it appears I ran too much

Car: Do you need a ride?

Near: AHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs away*

Car: Fine be like that

Person: Come on Bumblebee

Studio

L: He will be fine, he has intelligence and he shall use it

Jinx: Fine

BB: Yes the holy jam can do anything

Jinx: Anything?

BB: Yep

Mello: F*CK now you gave her an idea

Jinx: Yep! *takes jam and runs*

BB: T.T My jam *runs after her*

L: I'll get the car

Jinx's house

Jinx: MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

BB: What are you doing with it?

Jinx: YOU SEE!

True Despair: CAN you SHUT THE F*CK UP? AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM?

Jinx: …I wanted to go ninja? *gets hit by pillow*

BB: HA!

True Despair: Oh your show…

Jinx: Yesh

True Despair: Just get out of my room and don't tell what you're planning to do

Jinx: Your loss

Elmo: Yay~!

BB: Where did you come from?

Elmo: Jinx's back bag

True Despair: *kicks out everyone* Next time you go ninja BE QUIET! *slams door*

BB: Is she always like this?

Jinx: Yeah…

BB: I feel sorry for you

Elmo: YAY~!

Jinx: *puts hand over Elmo's mouth* SHHHHHHH! *goes to parents room*

L: What are you doing?

Jinx: *Spaz* WTH L!

L: WE followed you

A: Yep

Jinx: just be quiet *puts jam on parents mouths*

Matt: Why?

Jinx: *Puts in their hair* to see if they let me be on the computer more

BB: Nice

True Despair: I suggest all of you leave now

Jinx: Why?

True Despair: Cookie Monster is stealing our pills, Big Bird is looking for seeds, and all of our jam, sweets, pens, games, toys, and cheese are gone and I wanted cheese

Jinx: *glares at cast* I wonder…

All: *pretending to whistle*

Jinx: Later sis *drags cast and Sesame Street*

Cookie Monster: MY COOKIES!

True Despair: Later, I hope the Death Note cast can survive her *looks at parents* WTH!

Studio

Light: Your sister seems normal

Jinx: Yeah when she's not PMS-ing

BB: Yeah my new bird house has a HOT TUB! WOOT!

Mello: Are you even Mexican?

BB: Maybe I am, maybe I'm not...I AM SMEXY!

Jinx: *sweat drop* Alright

Light: I can't kill Mikami; I don't even know where he is now

Mikami: Here! *thinks* I'm going to make you love me Light Yagami

Light: F*ck

Jinx: Do you want a fan?

Light: Yes

Jinx: Then do it!

Mello: That's what she said

Cookie Monster: ONOMNONONMNOMNMNOMNONMNOM

Jinx: F*ck you

BB: *gives him a butcher knife* Now you will feel like to be a guanine murder

Light: *le sighs* Sorry Mikami

Mikami: What? *gets stabbed in heart* Light...

Light: Sorry *Mikami falls to the floor*

Awkward Silence

BB: How do you feel now?

Light: umm...*faints at the sight of blood*

Jinx: Clean up at aisle Kira!

Matt: No more Kiras

Watari: got it! *drags Kiras away*

Jinx: Well, at least he got a fan now, and she's right, I could never love Light again too

L: Again I am loved

Elmo: Elmo's world

A: *hits Elmo with frying pan* No...No

BB: Why?

A: He was annoying me

BB: Ah

L: I am now smexy BB

BB: NO THIS TIME YOUR THE COPY!

L: I don't think so *BB cursing in the background*

Jinx: Nice vocabulary

Near: "I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person." huh...

Mello: It means I refuse to fight with a moron

Jinx: That is now my favorite quote :D

L: My song? Thank you, maybe try writing songs at night, Watari told me I become more creative when at night

Jinx: See everyone loves your song

Count Von Count: Yes I counted many!

Jinx: Misa been dead for awhile now...maybe I should bring her back

All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Mello: Now your common sense works?

Near: Please do not

Big bird: I will shoot you

Jinx: I would hit you with my bat HA!

Big Bird: You would be dead

Jinx: SO I'll come back from the dead *oooooooooooo noises*Fine I won't

BB: Thank you!

Matt: I have to take ballet?

Jinx: Yep *pushes him out door with a tutu*

Ballet studio (A/N I never took ballet so I'm guessing sorry)

Teacher: Now we stretch once more!

Matt: Come one lady, I about to lose my manhood

Teacher: That man can do a split *points*

Matt: e.e owie

Teacher: *pushes Matt down for split* SPLIT MATT!

Matt: *screams and rips tights* OW!

Teacher: Now we dance!

Matt: Can I change first?

Teacher: NO now stand in tippy toes!

Matt: F*CK!

Studio

Jinx: So ready for DDR with A?

Matt: *has bandages all over body* YOU KNOW WHAT! FINE!

A: Hello Matthew

Matt: Let's get this over with

Jinx: Ready...GO!

A: You can't handle these moves!

Matt: Oh yeah? *throws cheese*

A: CHEESE! *runs away from game*

Matt: *finish game* Not my highest score but I won!

L: Did the dance class help?

Matt: NO

Jinx: Well it helped us *cast laughs*

Matt: Whatever, I need more bandages *leaves*

Near: Everyone is starting to leave during the show

Jinx: Yeah I just noticed that...huh...

Near: Thank you, I am cute

Mello: I have a-

Jinx: *stick a chocolate bar in mouth* Shut up, Light isn't here so we can't

Mello: *mutters about death and eats*

Near: A white teapot would be nice *producer hands one* Thank you

Jinx: Now for the dares

All: WHAT!

Jinx: Yep!

Mello: May God strike Jinx now!

Jinx: HA! God and I are buddies; he's in m top 5 right god

God: *light shines down* Yes *becomes dark again*

All: O.o

BB: God?

Jinx: YESH! We met over Kmart

L: Weird

Jinx: We need Light again. WATARI!

Watari: *drags Light back and leaves*

Jinx: Thanks

Light: What Happened?

BB: You fainted, wussy, can't handle being a real murder

Light: Whatever

Jinx: Want to draw?

Light: sure got any paper?

Jinx: Yep!

Light: Where?

Jinx: At the end of the pool *points*

Light: No animals?

Jinx: Nope

Light: Fine *starts to swim* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *jumps out* PIRANHAS AND PENGUINS!

Jinx: Sooo?

Light: You said no animals

Jinx: They have names

Light: STFU

Jinx: *pushes Light back to pool* Get swimming pretty boy!

Pengui: CHARGE! *shoots with guns*

Piranhas: DINNER!

Light: O_O

An hour later

L: Does it take that long to swim

Jinx: We are talking about Light

Matt: I guess, but even I didn't take an hour

Light: MUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *has paper in hand* I got it

Jinx: O.O *looks away* can someone get him some pants?

L: *throws pants at Light's face*

Light: thanks L*puts them on*

Jinx: Now it's in my mind *shivers*

Light: What's next?

Jinx: You're not done!

Light: What?

Jinx: You have to swim back only this time, you can't wet the paper

Light: SH*T

Pengui: MUHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

BB: I love this show

Two hours later

Jinx: What do you have to say about it Light?

Light: I didn't die! :D *turning crazy* I SHOWED YOU ALL! *runs around the studio*

Matt: Why is Light running with no pants?

BB: Gross man

Jinx: Because he cracked, hand over the money BB

BB: THANKS LIGHT!

Light: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

Jinx: Expect everything, next dare

Matt: I am not putting jam in my hair

Jinx: *has jam in hands* its payback blue hair!

Matt: FUDGE!

Mello: Don't use Chocolate in vain!

Jinx: THERE!

Matt: Now my hair looks like neon red

BB: and now I have to eat his hair

L: Just taste it

BB: *licks hair* ...IT DOES TASTE LIKE JAM

Matt: GET OFF OF ME *runs*

Elmo: I like this show!

Jinx: Now we need Misa to come from the dead

Big Bird: NO, I got an idea

Few minutes later

Mello: *reading a magazine*

Takada: Hello Mello

Mello: *looks up* B*TCH H*LL NO! *takes out gun*

Jinx: NO MELLO! *takes gun*

Mello: Why is she here?

Jinx: *le sighs* to kiss Light

Takada: Yes Now excuse me *smirks*

Jinx: He is in that box

Takada: Thank you Jinx *goes in and closes door*

Mello: WHY?

Jinx: Wait for it...

Two minutes later

Matt: What are you guys waiting for?

Takada: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs out of box and leaves studio*

Matt: What's in this box *opens box and Misa's body falls out*

Mello: HA! TAKADA!

Jinx: I HATED HER, SHE DESERVED IT! *high fives everyone*

Light: *comes back in a suit, drinking coffee* what did I miss?

Jinx: Nothing, oh we got one more yaoi dare

All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Jinx: STFU! It's only for BB an L

BB and L: NOO!

Jinx: You guys just have to act like you're going out

Elmo: Yay~! *A tries to hit him and ducks*

A: Dang it!

Jinx: Like holding hands *puts their hands together*

BB: Not that bad

Jinx: Or seating in each other laps *push them on chair*

L: *sitting on BB's lap* that's it RIGHT?

Jinx: Just for the whole episode *both relieved*

Near: They have posters of me

Jinx: Yep that kind of happens when your part of the BEST ANIME EVER!

Mello: Yeah you were smart

Elmo: Elmo says not to be mean to people

A: I give up *squirts cheese in mouth*

BB: There's my A *A smiles*

Jinx: My ADD-ing died, but since school's ended, it SHALL COME BACK FROM THE DEAD!

BB: Like I did!

Jinx: Exactly ^^

A: I almost forgot, where is Ze and Bra?

Jinx: In Neptune to visit their cousins

Light: Neptune?

Jinx: Yes Zebras have families' smart one!

Light: Okay...

Ryuk: My own Shinigami dragon? YAY~! *hugs* and it has apples! THANK YOU!

Big Bird: *goes close and get burned* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Count Von Count: One burn! Yay~!

Jinx: Next time remind me to never invite the Sesame Street ever again

All: *agreeing*

Death the Dragon: Next Review

Ryuk: and it talks!

Death: I'm a boy

Ryuk: And it knows its gender *hugs more*

Death: *le sighs*

Radiant

Light I told you to kill Taylor not me and sorry jinx any way light Taylor's a criminal she bullies people she's a little scared of me though XD I didn't even do anything oh poor Ryuk *hands Ryuk apple* oh light and L if you were a pirate or a ninja what would you be just wondering and p.s. NINJA's PWN ^.^ oh and you didn't kill me light more torture for you :)

Light: *sweat drop* Sorry *writes down Taylor in Death Note*

Jinx: So much for intelligence, and its okay ^^b

Matt: Awesome you got a bully scared of you *high fives*

Ryuk: *Spaz* Apple! *eats*

L: I always favored ninja's

Light: *wearing pirate outfit* I look so sexy!

Cookie Monster: I'm a ninja!

Jinx: *sweat drop* alright

Light: I shall kill you now!

BB: *shoots dart in neck* MUHAHAHAHA!

Jinx: No killing the reviewers

Ryuk: Next Review

Cookie Monster:

Mello: Someone please takes his cookies!

hayori-spirit-rain3

I know no one's gonna vote for this person!
Light Yagami, I, Marisa (insert last name here); choose you as my favorite character!
DARE TIME! (Sings like in blue's clues)

L: i dare you to state your sexuality and your current life partner!
Matt: i dare you to...well all of the L fans were mean to my beloved light...so...dress as L and reenact his death! (Yes you do have to fall off of the chair!)
Mello: How did your face heal so fast in the anime after the explosion? Do you hate Takada? Do you use L'Oreal (because you're worth it!)? Has matt ever said anything deep? And well...un-insensitive? (YEAH I WENT THERE!)
BB: have you ever tried to figure out whether or not you were killed by Kira? The very last sentence of the book was "Beyond Birthday died Jan.21.2004 due to a SUDDEN HEART ATTACK"
Mikami: hola fellow Kira supporter! Glomp!
Jinx :( oh yeah! ima darin' the author!) Who is your favorite character based on your story?
All: Ciao, sayonara, Auf Wiedersehen in other words FAREWELL!

Light: o.o YES! I'M NOW WINNING!

Jinx: Holy SH*T I GOT A LIGHT FAN READING THIS...THAT'S HOW AWESOME I AM! *Imz an L fan*

L: My sexuality...

Matt: Are you questioning your sexuality?

L: NO! Just a...odd question...I'm straight and currently not going out with anyone

Near: After that dares with BB-kun?

L: …yes….

Near: Right

Jinx: NOOOOO!

BB: What?

Jinx: Read the next part of the...review!

All: *reads*

Light: YES! I get to see my victory!

Jinx: T^T

Matt: Guess I have to do this

After a change

Matt: "Obvio-

Jinx: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Light: What?

Jinx: I can't seeing this

L: I am sorry but you have to do this

Jinx: But it made me quit anime for 6 months THANKS TO LIGHT D:

Light: Whatever

L: Continue

Matt: "Obviously to test whether this murder notebook works" *Rems thinks (A/N too lazy to type)*

Crash

Matt: "What's wrong Watari? ...Watari…?

Light: *thinks* "I didn't expect you to go that far Rem" *says* Data Deleted…? What's going on?

Matt: "I told Watari that if something ever happened to him, he should erase all the data he can. And set this system up to erase automatically after a certain amount of time"

BB: *acts as Aizawa*If something happened to him…?

A: *acts as Matsuda* you mean…like death…?

Matt: …Where's the shinigami?

Elmo: *acts as Mr. Yagami* Oh yeah, where did…

Matt: Everyone, the shiniga…

Elmo: Huh? What's wrong, Ryuzaki?

Matt: *twitch and falls out of seat* *Light catches him*

Light: Ryuzaki? *everyone's shocked*

Matt: *thinks* Light Yagami… *Light's evil face* I knew it…I wasn't…wrong…I…but

Light: Hey RYUZAKI!RYUZAKI!...and scene

Jinx: *hides face to L* is it over?

L: Yes

Jinx: Okay everyone clean up, I refuse to see anymore of that…scene

Light: Just because I won? *similes*

Jinx: STFU *hits him with a bat repeatedly* *sees blood coming from head*

Matt: Then there were no Kiras

A: Aren't you bring him back to life

Jinx: NO THAT DOUCHE DESERVED IT!

Near: ….next dare?

Jinx: Yeah

Mello: Oh my face healed fast to you because there was a time jump/the story wasn't focused on me for awhile

Jinx: Can I touch it?

Mello: NO!

Jinx: T.T

Mello: YES I HATE TAKADA!

Matt: How doesn't!

Near: She was a whore

Big Bird: Where would I find her?

Jinx: I don't know

Matt: The spa today

Big Bird: Okay *leaves*

Jinx: I don't want to know what he's going to do

BB: I do!

Mello: I do use L'Oreal; I AM worth it, look how smexy I am!

Matt: No not really

Mello: STFU! And Matt did something really deep; he kept saying how everything is going to be okay after the explosion

Matt: I took care of his burns and kept hugging him, even when he thought it was sissy

Jinx: That's nice

BB: I did found out I was killed by Kira

L: How?

BB: I went to the shinigami world before I've been decided if I go to heaven or hell

Jinx: Why did you go?

BB: Can't tell you

A: I know!

Elmo: Yay~!

BB: Well of course you know! Anyway, I looked down at the world, I looked at Light and sure enough I saw him writing in the notebook, the pervious page had my name

Light: I still killed you!

BB: I will burn you ****s if you don't shut up!

Jinx: How did you come back!

Light: Watari

Watari: Sorry

Jinx: Damn it

A: Jinx! She wants to glomp a dead body…

Jinx: *gives body to reviewer* here you can have him…now we have to get rid of Misa AND NO BIG BIRD I'M NOT LISTENING TO MORE OF YOR PLAN

Big Bird: Meanie *Burns Takada's body*

Light: Why?

Big Bird: She didn't feed me bird seeds

Light: *sweat drop* Alright...

Jinx: GO DARIN THE AUTHOR! Ummm….I can't answer that

Near: Why?

Jinx: Oh I thought you left by now *Near glares* Because I don't know which story she's talking about…Can you ask me the question again like rephrase it?

Light: You're an idiot

Jinx: STFU

Ze and Bra: Next Review

Jinx: How was Neptune?

Bra: Great!

Elmo: Yay~!

Violet Anaxandra Blood

:D This will be fun... ~rubs hands together evilly~

L: Dress in a Panda Costume and walk around eating bamboo that is NOT CANDY IS DISGUISE~! :3
Misa: ((~laughs uncontrollably~)) Smoke crack~! I wanna see what you do O.O
Mikami: Burn all of your Kira posters and move the f*ck out of your mother's basement! ((Mikami: I don't live in my mother's basement/Vi: Shut up v.v;))
Matt: :3 you're fine- you can just relax... for now ;)
Near: Dress as a sheep and walk around with L but... you have to be a *pink* sheep
Mello: Go two hours without any type of sugar
B: Rob a blood bank ;]
A: Go with B on the robbery

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST~ (kinda XD)!

Light: ...sing 'Sexy Naughty B*tchy' by Tata Young

Update soon and love you all ('cept Misa ;D) :)

L: In a panda suit?

Jinx: Yep *hands costume* Here you go! And since BB and you have to act like you're going out BB has to dress you

BB: WHAT! NO WAY!

Jinx: Do it!

Mello: That's what she said

Jinx: That is what I said!

Matt: He doesn't mean it like that

Jinx: I know, I know

L: Fine let's go BB

BB: RAWR

After change

Jinx: So how was it?

BB: ...he has no tan lines...

L: Of course I don't

Jinx: *hands bamboo* Here you go

L: Rawr!

Jinx: *shocks him* No! Stay In Character!

L: Then what do Pandas say?

Jinx: *shocks him* you're smarter than ME!

L: I was never informed that a panda makes a sound... *shocks him* WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP?

Jinx: *shocks him* No...Anyway they make no sounds unless they nibble on their bamboo stick

Matt: That's what she said

Jinx: Can you shut up?

Matt: Yes

Jinx: But you won't

Matt: Nope :D

Jinx: RAWR...NO SWITCHING THE BAMBOO WITH CANDY!

L: Sorry

Jinx: *shocks him* Okay what's next...

Near: Misa is still currently still dead

Jinx: Crap...we need the body here *poofs on Matt* Coolio

Matt: Get it off of ME!

BB: HA!

A: Misa I thought you loved BB!

BB: Le gasps...she cheated on me...I need to be alone

A: I'll come *about to leave*

Jinx: NOPE! You have to stay for the rest of the episode

BB: Great

A: I WANT CHEESE!

Jinx: No where do I get crack...

Cookie Monster: Her you go! *hands crack*

Mello: I thought you were a pills addict

Cookie Monster: Sometimes I run out, so I have back up

BB: You don't gots me!

Jinx: Okay *preparing it*

Near: You know how to use it?

All: O.o

Light: Not surprised

Jinx: I don't use them! I see them at crime shows!

Matt: Sure...

Jinx: STFU, now we stick it in her nose... *Misa starts to foam in mouth*

Light: Is that supposed to happen...?

Jinx: I don't think so, Big Bird get the body out of here!

Big Bird: fine! *drags body out*

Jinx: Now that's out of the way *explosion*

Light: What did you do!

Jinx: Nothing

Mello: You did it!

Jinx; WHAT

Big Bird: *blood all over* O.O I didn't do it!

BB: Do you think the crack...

Cookie Monster: OH OOPS...THAT WASN'T CRACK...

Light: What was it?

Cookie Monster: It was ammo for...something

L: YOU BLEW UP MS. ANAME

Jinx: *shocks him* Shut up! Panda! *L has T.T face*

Near: Well, Misa wasn't doing anything so...it's not that bad

Mello: She called you a kid?

Near: ...yes

Jinx: Let's just forget about that okay, what's the next dare?

Matt: We need Mikami back

Jinx: Crap, alright *poofs Mikami*

Mikami: GOD! *glomp Light*

Light: Great

Jinx: TO MIKAMI'S HOUSE!

Mikami: What?

Mikami's apartment

Jinx: Not that bad for a Kira fan boy

Mikami: Thanks...I think…

Mello: Just open the door!

Mikami: Alright!

Light: I am now scared

BB: *pats hand on back* you should be

Mikami: *unlocks door* Okay before anyone goes in there are some rules-

Jinx: *pushes him from door* I am a REBEL XD

Mello: Let's see how much Kira crap he has *turns on lights*

All: O.o

Matt: This is creepy

L: Indeed but it is more so that the reviewer knew

Jinx: I would had known since he's always said "KIRA"

Light: O.o I'm going to be sick…

Mikami: I love you God *glomps Mikami* *Light pushes him away*

Elmo: Elmo thinks that this is scary…

Big Bird: What was the dare again?

Jinx: how are we going to burn all the Kira Posters?

Near: This will take awhile…

Big Bird: *holds matches and gasoline* not really *lights matches*

All: NOOO!

T.V

Anchor new lady: In other news an apartment had been caught on fire, firemen says that it wasn't an accident it was arson. The owner was home at the time of fire with friends, seems like they were having a party. Let's find out *walks up to Jinx*

How are you?

Jinx: *coughs smoke* fine

News Lady: I see, can you describe me what happen?

Jinx: OKAY~ now let's see if I can remember…we were at an apartment with friends and all of a sudden…BOOM! Lady look! You don't care! So stop trying to act like it! *hand covers mouth*

Matt: Sorry it's her time of month *Jinx trying to talk*

Lady: *raises eyebrow* Okay…

Police: Hey it's NAKED MAN!

Mello: Oh F*ck *runs off*

Police: *chuckles* It was so weird to see him in clothes*runs after Mello*

Mikami: My POSTERS!

Big Bird: Creeper

Studio

Jinx: *turns off TV* that was eventful…

Matt: He didn't have to mean to that lady

Jinx: Well, everyone already knew she didn't care as long she gets paid

BB: Like a whore

Jinx: Exactly

Mello: *walks in underwear with cop* Sup'

L: *shivers* Horrible memories …

Mello: Don't worry; I only traumatized a kid this time

Near: Great

Police: Jinx, I thought we had this discussion

Jinx: 'You can have your show if it doesn't interrupt the public peace'

Police: 3rd and last warning *leaves*

BB: What was the first?

A: Something AWESOME~!

Jinx: Yes indeed

Back Flash

Hotel at PMX (Pokémon expo/con)

A: *cosplay as Ash* *throwing Pokémon balls at people* MUHAHAHAHA! GOTTA COLLECT THEM ALL!

Jinx: *cosplay as Pikachu* STOP! A!

A: *hit her with ball* you can't talk! AND I AM NOT A, IT'S ASH! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *runs around*

Jinx: *tackles him* CLAM DOWN, LET IT GO! YOU'RE NOT ASH!

A: TT^TT YES I AM!

Police: Is there a problem?

A: A POLICE POKEMON! *throws poke ball at him*

Jinx: Oh crap….

A: *tackles police man* GET…IN…THE BALL!

Police: GET OFF OF ME!

Jinx: FAIL! *laughing in the background*

End of Back Flash

A: It was fun

Jinx: And hilarious

Matt: YES I'M SAVED!

L: But she said 'for now'

Matt :C

Jinx: *holds up sheep costume* so…Near….

Near: No

Jinx: Please~ :3

Near: No

Jinx: THAT'S IT! *tackles Near*

Near: Help...

Mello: Ha! Near's getting raped!

3 minutes later

Jinx: AW~! You look so cute~!

Near: *dressed as a sheep* I dislike this very much

Jinx: But maybe you should go to a gym

Mello: HA! *laughing his ass off*

Near: Why?

Jinx: Well this is the shortest time I tackled someone...and you were struggling...

L: Are you telling Near he's weak

Jinx: T.T I'MSORRYNEARBUTYOUARE!

Near: Great

Jinx: Here's the leash *hands it to L*

L: What am I supposed to do with this?

Jinx: I don't know pet him?

L: O.o There...There *pets Near*

Near: I dislike you all

Jinx: Okay Next! *slaps Mello chocolate away*

Mello: *has big frown face* What the Hell!

Jinx: Another dare

Mello: *bangs head on wall* AGAIN!

Jinx: Just for two hours

Mello: *grabs Matt's shirt* HELP ME!

Matt: *pushes him off* everyone for them self *goes back to PSP*

Jinx: A and BB's Turn!

A: *grabs wig* Ready BB!

BB: *grabs BB gun* (A/N I just had to put that there XD) Yep

Jinx: *kicks them out* HAVE FUN!

Light: This goes against my morals

L: Mine too

Jinx: Well...I don't care

Near: What do you care about?

Jinx: ...blood, AB negative more so

Near: Something's wrong with you

Jinx: That's what my teachers said

At blood bank

A: *puts on Afro* Ready?

BB: Yeah but where did you get that afro?

A: I shaved it off Aizawa's head

BB: Ah *puts on mustache*

A: *both walks in* YO!

Worker: What

BB: *shoots at ceiling* THIS IS A HOLD UP SON!

Worker: O.o F*ck *gets hit by ceiling*

Security: STAY WHERE YOU ARE!

A: F*ck it's the po-po

BB: *holds gun to the side* B*TCH BETTER LET ME GET SOME BLOOD UP ON THIS JOINT

Security: Only Blood? Not Money?

A: Screw this sh*t *hits Security with gun* **blood comes out**

BB: Is that everyone?

A: Seems like it

BB: Well that sucks *People barged in*

FBI: FBI FREEZE!

BB: *laughs* A this is where the fun comes in! *has lazer point at head*

A: I see! :D *starts to throw knifes*

BB: *fake cry* they grow up so fast *starts to stab FBI's*

Studio

Jinx: Aw their first robbery

L: I hate this so much

Jinx: So, it's not like you're going to throw them in jail

Near: That would be great though

Jinx: Let's check the news

Anchor women: In other news in this tri-state area there was a robbery. In a blood bank! The two men were "wannabe gangsters" And probably have some mental problems since they wanted to steal blood!

Anchor Man: That weird!

Anchor Woman: I know Tom, let's go to the scene

Reporter: The two men fled the scene and many FBI are injured and they had left, we could be looking at future FBI most wanted

A: *pushes lady away* Yay~ Mom I'm on TV!

BB: You have no mom

A: Oh right...WE ARE ON TV!

BB: B*TCHES BETA RECOGNIZE!

FBI: It the wannabe gangsters! GET THEM!

A: *Holding a back bag full of blood* you'll never get me coppers!

BB: WOOT! *jacks a car and speeds off*

Studio

BB: Hey Jinx

A: I was on TV!

L: You already are

A: Right~

Light: Smart

BB: Here's your blood *hands blood bag*

Jinx: AB Negative?

BB: Yep

Jinx: Yay~ Thank you!

All: O.o

Jinx: What? I can't have a fetish?

L: Blood

Jinx: Yes and Coke-cola

Matt: So weird

Jinx: Whatever, Lastly Light you shall sing...in a polka dot bikini girl~

Light: It doesn't say that

Jinx: *hides review card* Yes it does

Light: then let me see

Jinx: Nope *pushes him in changing room*

BB: You know it doesn't say that

Jinx: SO. I. R. BORED.

L: That's why?

Jinx: Yesh

After a change

Matt: Light doesn't have leg hair?

Light: STFU

Mello: That really...unusual did you hit puberty?

Light: YES I DID

A: *puts tissues in top* for your boobs

Light: What is wrong with you?

A: Nothin' :D

Jinx: *sitting in a director's chair* Ready to sing

Light: No

Jinx: ACTION! *records*

Light: I hate you all

Jinx: Love you too!

Light:

My mouth never takes a holiday
I always shock with the things I say
I was always the kid in school who turned up to each class bout an hour late and when it came to the guys I'd lay, I'd always pick the ones who wont figure out that I am clearly a rebel to the idea of monogamy

People think it's intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality I'm a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent

Sexy... naughty... bitchy...me

People think it's intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality I'm a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent

I like all of my shorts to be a little too shortly
Unlike all of my guys I like them tall with money
I love all of my nights to end a little bit nasty
Can't change the way I am sexy naughty bitchy me

I pick my skirts to be sexy
Just like my thoughts a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls ...bitchy
Can't change I am
Sexy naughty bitchy me

*Applause*

Light: Where do you people get your music?

L: Light I do believe the internet

Mello: And I thought you were smart

Light: STFU

Jinx: Light, can you change

Light: Gladly

A: He is so gay

BB: Yeah *Jinx face palm*

Near: Next review please

Savannah

BB: Sing 'If today was your last day' by the side of the street. And then truthfully tell someone that they're going to die today.

Matt: Beat the Elite Four for me. *Holds out Pokémon Diamond* I'm stuck.

Mello: Threaten Light with an ICBM. Because I feel like it. (Intercontinental Ballistic Missile. Because it's so much fun to say Intercontinental Ballistic Missile.)

L: Go to an anime convention handcuffed to Light.

Light: See above

A: ... I don't really know you, but... Sing with BB! :D

Mikami: ...You get stung by a bee. 'Cause I wanna see what happens. (I have a weird mind...)

Misa: You have to dress the same way L does for... As long as Jinx wants.

I forgot Near... How could I forget Near?

Muahaha...

Near: Pretend you're in love with Mello all day/chapter/whatever. Mello cannot see this review. *evil grin*

L: Where is the Sesame Street?

Jinx: Somewhere...I wonder where though

At an airport

Big Bird: EAT BIG SEEDS FREAKS

Elmo: Yay~

Kid: Mommy I'm scared

Mom: Me too

Big Bird: *sit on kid and mom* I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!

Studio

Mikami: Like you care

Jinx: Yes I do, they left their stuff here!

BB: Where should we go now?

Jinx: New Jersey

Mikami: WHY?

Jinx: They have awesome chicken tenders!

Mikami: What!

Jinx: TO NEW JERSEY!

New Jersey

Near: I wonder how my sanity is still intact

L: Me too

Jinx: Find anyone?

BB: mmmmmmmm...yes That Man! Charlie Dawson!

Charlie: how do you know my name?

BB: My eyes see everything

Charlie: *backs away slowly* Okay

BB: *sings*

My best friend gave me the best advice
He said each day's a gift and not a given right
Leave no stone unturned, leave your fears behind
And try to take the path less traveled by
That first step you take is the longest stride

If today was your last day and tomorrow was too late
Could you say goodbye to yesterday?
Would you live each moment like your last
Leave old pictures in the past?
Donate every dime you had, if today was your last day?
What if, what if, if today was your last day?

A: AWESOME! *pulls confetti and balloons come down*

Light: Aren't we outside

L: A always can do the impossible

Matt: Creepy

Charlie: Can I go now?

BB: You are going to die today

Charlie: WHAT O.o

BB: Just because you didn't see that truck

Charlie: What- *gets ran over by a truck*

Truck driver: *reverse* did I hit something

BB: Nope

Truck driver: Okay *drives away*

Light: What is wrong with you?

BB: Heh heh Charlie didn't even see it, moron

Light; you could have told the driver it was his fault

BB: Yeah I could have

Light: Evil

BB: Wuss

Mello: CHOCOLATE!

Matt: When does he get the chocolate back?

Jinx: After this review

Mello: That's TOOOO LONG!

Jinx: *shoot tranquil darts* Go to sleep

A: I'll carry him! *picks Mello up*

Matt: I can't wait till he wakes up

Jinx: Back to the Studio!

Studio

Jinx: Dare Matt~

Matt: Okay...*starts playing game*

Jinx: While that's happening...who's going to wake up Mello?

Mikami: I'm not

L: You should

A: *spraying cheese on Mello's face* this is fun~

BB: Nice artwork

A: Thank you~

Mikami: I don't want to walk him up

Jinx: *holds pictures of Light* Do you want them?

Mikami: YES

Jinx: Wake him up then!

Light: What the...When did you take pictures?

Jinx: Before Big Bird blew up Mik's apartment

Mikami: *pokes cheek* Mornin'...

Mello: *Grabs Mikami's Collar* Give me chocolate or I'm chopping off your D***

Matt: Morinin to you too...

Jinx: *throws Mello a bar* Here princess *rolls eyes* seriously you guys need a healthier fetish *plays with blood bag*

Light: *sweat drop* I think you do too

Jinx: *pelts Blood bags at Light* DIE!

Light: AHHHH! *runs*

Mello: Why am I awake?

L: Jinx-chan has a dare for you

Mello: Crap

Jinx: It's not bad though

Mello: Good point! Light! Get your butt over here!

Light: Did Jinx stop throwing blood? *comes back slowly*

Jinx: Of course, I would never waste blood on you!

Light: 0.0 okay...

Mello: Imma get the Intercontinental Ballistic Missile on your a**!

Light: Right ~

Jinx: You ask for it

Mello: MISSILES ATTACK!

Light: Oh Sh*tz

…It seems like Death Note Talk Show has been interrupted. Please enjoy a word from our sponsor~

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A: You can make this world a better place

Jinx: What the hell are you doing!

A: Nothing :D

Jinx: *takes out bat* really?~

BB: JOIN! *runs with A*

Jinx: JOIN WHAT!

Back to the show

Light: *in tattered clothes and choughs smoke* the dare said to threaten not enforce

Jinx: Yeah, but this is my show :P

Light: Hate you

Jinx: Love you too

L: I have to go to an anime convention

Light: in handcuffs?

BB: Don't worry Light, the cosplayers won't noticed or even bother, they would think it was yaoi or something

A: Good point…can I come?

Near: Can I not?

Jinx: Yes and No, ROAD TRIP!

At anime expo

L: Why am I dressed as Light *pulling at wig*

Light: *Holding a lollipop* this is going to make me fat

Jinx: Just think of the irony…I am :P *Cosplay as Miku*

Mello: Why do we have to cosplay?

Jinx: I thought it would be fun~

Mello: WHY AM I A CHICK!

Jinx: Cause you're pretty~ *Mello cosplay as Rin*

Matt: At least I'm wearing pants *cosplay as Len*

A: I am digging this skirt *Meiko*

BB: Why can't I wear red? *Kaito*

Mello: HOW ABOUT THE SHEEP!

Near: I am dress as a "chick" too Mello *Anju from Chibi Vampire*

L: Why Jinx?

Jinx: He wanted to keep his white hair, girl cosplay as guys and vice versa

Near: Voluntary though

Light: Now I'm glad I have to dress up as a guy

Jinx: COSPLAY!

BB: Let get this over with

Inside Anime Expo

With L and Light

Random fan girl: I love your cosplay

Light: My what?

L: She is talking about our costumes L-kun

Fan girl: *takes pictures* you guys look so cute~

Light: My eyes!

Fan girl: Can you guys kiss?

Light and L: NO!

Fan girl: Please~ *puppy look*

Light and L: No!

Another Fan girl: Please….

Light: NO!

L: If you haven't seen we are both male

Fan girl1: If you haven't noticed there are two girl pretending *points over to two girl making out*

L: *drawing a crowd* NO!

Light: Never!

Crowd: KISS KISS KISS KISS!

Light: *kisses L cheek* THAT'S ALL YOUR GETTING

Fan girl: *disappointed*

L: …so…Light-kun

Light: Shut it!

Everyone meets together

BB: So I heard about the kiss

Mikami: Why God?

Light: Damn yaoi fan girls

Jinx: I brought the pictures she tokes too!

L: She's selling them

Near: Yes, it was very disturbing

Mello: Someone ask the same thing to me and matt

Matt: We made them shut up by buying them anime DVD

Jinx: I like Anime Convections. We are doing the rest of the show here

All: *groans*

A: My fake boobs are hurting!

Jinx: Now you know my pain!

Near: What's next?

Mello: *eating chocolate* ah bliss

Matt: Retard

Jinx: I got a stage for BB and A to sing

.A: *grabs BB* yay~ let's go!

BB: Rawr~

A: *On stage* me and my buddy are going to sing!

*Everyone cheers*

A: Oh, I'm a Gummy Bear
Yes, I'm a Gummy Bear!
Oh, I'm a Yummy, Chummy, Funny, Lucky Gummy Bear.
I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a Gummy bear,
Oh I'm a movin', groovin', Jammin', Singin' Gummy Bear

BB: Oh Yeah!

(Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummy bear) [Pop! ]

Bing ding ba doli party
Zing bing ba doli party
Breding ba doli party party pop [Pop! ]

Oh, I'm a Gummy Bear
Yes, I'm a Gummy Bear!
Oh, I'm a Yummy, Chummy, Funny, Lucky Gummy Bear.
I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a Gummy bear,
Oh I'm a movin', groovin', Jammin', Singin' Gummy Bear

Oh Yeah!

(Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummy bear) [Pop! ]

A and BB: Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum
Three times you can bite me

Oh, I'm a Gummy Bear
Yes, I'm a Gummy Bear!
Oh, I'm a Yummy, Chummy, Funny, Lucky Gummy Bear.
I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a Gummy bear,
Oh I'm a movin', groovin', Jammin', Singin' Gummy Bear

Oh Yeah!

(Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummy bear) [Pop! ]

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
Three times you can bite me

Oh, I'm a Gummy Bear
Yes, I'm a Gummy Bear!
Oh, I'm a Yummy, Chummy, Funny, Lucky Gummy Bear.
I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a Gummy bear,
Oh I'm a movin', groovin', Jammin', Singin' Gummy Bear

Oh Yeah!

A: Haha Duba duba yum yum
Haha Duba duba yum yum
Haha Duba duba yum yum
Three times you can bite me

*Every cheers*

Jinx: Sweet Great Job guys!

A: Thank you~ Now can I take out my fake boobs?

Jinx: Sure, Misa back anyway

Misa: Yay~ *glomps Light*

All: *everyone complaining*

L: Why are you dressed as a bee Misa?

Misa: Jinx-chan says it a dare I have to do with Mikami

Mikami: What?

Jinx: Yeah Misa you have to sting Mikami from the butt

Misa: Yay~ *tries to sit on Mikami*

Mikami: *runs away* GET AWAY YOU FREAK!

Misa: Come back so Misa can hurt you! *runs towards Mikami*

Light: I hate fans

Jinx: And the fight for the Light love continues…

Mello: My boobs hurt now

L: I think it would be nice to leave now

BB: To ditch Misa?

L: Yes

Near: Where is A?

A: *comes back with Cat ears and tail* I love anime

Jinx: Me too, to the Studio

Studio

Jinx: *whispers* Near!

Near: *monotone* Yes

Jinx: read this dare~

Near: *reads* O.o Do I have to?

Jinx: Yesh

Near: *blushes and grabs Mello's arm* Hi~

Mello: What the F*ck Near get off

Near: I don't want to~

Mello: Fine *glares*

L: What are you making Near do?

Jinx: Nothing~

Misa: Hi everyone~

All: *gumbles*

Jinx: Did you sting Mikami?

Misa: Yes Misa Misa did! But then Mikami had to go top the hospital. Now Misa is banned from Anime expo

Light: Cause you sting Mikami?

Misa: Light~ *glomps Light* No, it cause Misa Misa won't give Misa's name. But Misa did! And they said it wasn't

Matt: Probably it's cause of cosplayers

Jinx: Misa you get to wear a new outfit

Misa: Yay~ Where does Misa Misa change~

Jinx: There *gives clothes*

Misa: Come on Light~

Light: O.o wha-

Misa: It's okay you don't have to be shy *goes inside room*

Jinx: *cough*whore*cough*

Near: Mello~

Mello: WHAT?

Near: Can you hug me

Mello: Why!

Near: *hugs* I want to

Mello: *tensed and feels awkward*

BB: What was the dare?

A: They look weird together

Jinx: To pretend he's in love with him

BB: Nice

Misa: *comes out in* EWWWWW Why is Misa Misa wearing?

L: My clothes?

Jinx: Yep, You have to wear it for the whole show

Misa: MEANIE! *sits on Light's lap*

Jinx: Don't care

Misa: B*tch

Jinx: Whore

Misa: Sl*t

Jinx: Prostitute

Misa: Otaku

Jinx: *gasp* You do not use otaku in vain

Misa: Misa Misa will!

Matt: Next Review *Misa and Jinx fights i background*

squishiemarshmallow1 (fan-friekin-tastic)

so...awesome! T.T tank yoo! that was kinda gay...speaking of gay...IMAGAY
(blank) you have to sing pokerface while wearing a fairy out fit. then you
have to ask mello out.
matt, near, l, mello, bb, and a: you get to go to disney! YAY!
misa and mikami: let matt run over you with his car. or else mello will shoot
you to death. choose your death!
also matt can i have a hug? your friggin awesome! even if you did only get 2
minutes of show time.
thx

Light: You didn't have to lock her in the cage

Near: do you really want her out?

Light: No...

Near: Then why question Jinx's actions?

Jinx: are you done yet Matt

Matt: Yes *still playing game*

Jinx: Then why-

Matt: My DS died

Jinx: *takes DS away* don't waste her battery!

Matt: Fine *starts to play PSP while Jinx face palm*

L: It feels nice to be back in my usual attire *change from cosplay*

Jinx: *gives fairy outfit* Here Light

Light: Again!

Jinx: Stop Pms-ing

Light: Fine

After a change

Matt: Wow Light *laughs* you make a pretty fairy

Light: This is really revealing *covers chest*

BB: Why are you covering there?

A: You have no boobs…

Light: STFU

Jinx: Sing~

Light: *singing*
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays
Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me (I love it)
Love game intuition play the cards with Spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(he's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-poker her face, p-p-poker her face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if its not rough it isn't fun, fun

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(he's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-poker her face, p-p-poker her face
(Mum mum mum mah)

*Applause*

Light: I'm going to change now

Jinx; Nope, you have to still wear it

Light: WHY?

Jinx: Cause I want to~!

Light: I hate you

Jinx: You're not done with the dare yet!

Light: Aw, but I don't want to

Jinx: To bad now go

Light: I'm going to kill you one day *sighs*

Mello: What? *Near pulls Mello away from Light* You okay Near?

Near: *glares at Light* Yes

Light: *sweat drop* Okay...Mello would you go out with me?

Near and Mello: No!

Mello: Near?

Near: ...just defending a friend

Mello: *feels awkward* Okay *shoots Light with paintball gun*

Light: *has purple fourhead* OW WHAT THE F*CK!

Mello: That was for being retarded

Jinx: To DisneyLand!

All:*cheers*

Jinx: Except team Kira

Light: AGAIN!

Mikami: What did I miss?

Jinx: Perfect~

Mikami and Light: O.o

At Dinseyland

Jinx: *everyone wearing mickey ear hat* Where now?

Near: *hugging and walking with Mello*What do you want to do Mello?

Mello: For you to get off of me

L: *eating cotton candy* Don't be rude Mello

A: OH! Let's get on the Big Thunder Mountain Road!

During the ride~

Mello and Matt: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

L: I take it that this is their first roller coaster

BB: Yep

A: WHEEE!

Jinx: why is Near snuggling Mello?

BB: Don't care

Jinx: You rode a roller coster before?

L: Yes

BB: didn't expect that

A: WHEEE!

Mello and Matt: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Jinx: HA!

~After

Matt: *puking in trash* Never again

Mello: *holding hand to chest* You said it *breathing in and out*

Jinx: Where to next?

A: We should visit some princesses!

All: O.o

A: Follow me~ Whee~

Jinx: *face palm* Who gave him cheddar?

BB: *raises hand* :D He was hungry

Jinx: And you knew

BB: Yep *leaves with A*

Jinx: Great

L: What did you do with Light, Mikam, and Misa?

Jinx: Oh right~ Yeah about that...

in Russia

Mens in Bar: CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!

Misa: *finish chuging* Oh yeah boys! *takes off shirt! WHOOOOO!

Mikami: You said it Amane! *takes off pants* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Light: *whimpers* Help!

Mikami: Come on *hiccups* Light!

Light: No

Mikami: *tackles him* I'm not wearing pants

Light: RAPE!

Guy: WHOO GET IT ON!

at Disneyland

Jinx: Did I mention it's a gay bar?

All: O.o

A: I didn't think Jinx can be so mean

Jinx: But not as mean as BB!

BB: Yeah, she's right

A: To the princesses~!

Matt: Is there going to be Princess Peach?

Mello: No you idiot! *smacks Matt's head*

Matt: Then why go?

To Mulan

Mulan: Welcome!

A: *glomps* HI~ I'm your biggest fan!

Jinx: *glares* You gave him more chedder

BB: Yeah

L: This will become a long day

Near: Yep

Entrance

Security guard: AND STAY OUT

A, BB and Jinx: That was fun~

Near: You have embarrassed us

Mello: And got us on the banned list!

L: Why did you have to set Tinker bell on fire

BB: She annoyed me and it was fun

Matt: And Shave Bell's head

A: Because she's married to a beast, so she still technically have hair

Near: Why did you have to hit Cinderella with her glass show till she bleed

Jinx: I wanted to see if you can break her shoes, and it still didn't! This was an accomplish trip!

A, BB and Jinx: :D

L: Let's just get back to the studio

Matt: That's a first, someone wants to go back

Jinx: To the studio *uses voodoo PWRS!*

Studio

Light: I don't like Gay bars

A: Awww now kind of bar can he go to now~

Mikami: My head hurts

Mello: I heard to got raped Light

Light; *blushes* STFU!

Jinx: Next part of the review, Misa, Mikami you have to die

Misa and Mikami: WHAT

Matt: Get ran over by me

Mello: Or get shot by me

Mikami: Well getting shot is quicker

Misa: wat T.T

Mello: Matt you get the air head

Matt: *drives car into studio, busting a wall* YES!

Misa: *sweat drop* ummm

Mello: *shoots Mikami in the head* That's what you get BIATCH!

Matt: *driving at full speed* MUAHAHAHAAHAHA!

Misa: *running away* GET IT AWAY FROM ME

L: I can't believe she thinks she can outrun a car

BB: Smart

A: WHOOOO GO MATT *has pom poms*

THUMP!

Jinx: She's still alive!

Matt: Let me try again!

THUMP!

Misa: OWWW

THUMP X 7!

Matt: Did I get it!

BB: *holds a thumbs up* Your good *all covered in blood*

Jinx: Ew *wipes face*

Mello: I thought you like blood

Jinx: Not some whores blood though

A: Good job Matt!

Light: Why do they have to die all the time?

BB: No ones like them, even some people like you Mr. I take a potato...AND EAT IT!

Near: O_O

Jinx: Near's traumatize!

A: Let's get change Near *Near nods*

After Cast change

Jinx: That was awesome though!

Matt: Yeah! Did you hear her bones crunch?

Jinx: Hell yeah!

Near: Never yalk about this again

Mello: Wuss

Matt: Yes you get a hug~ *hugs reviewer*

Mello: Next review

Light: How come you didn't change yet BB?

BB: *licks blood* i like it, it give my shirt a certain more amount of awesomeness

Near: *trying to to throw up* * BB laughs at Near*

R and E

Oh just so you know this is The_begining_of_the_end ^.^ this is Radiant's and My shared account We made a Talk Show too~

Jinx: Look up 'Haglund's deformity' on 's why I got surgery.I only have one foot done though,gotta sacrifice my vacation to get the other one done D: And I think I'll call my sister Misami!Oh God, it sounds like a crack couple...FROM HELL!

Light:Sing 'Lights Out' By Breaking Benjamin

L: sing 'Sacrifice' by Theory of a Deadman

Mikami: you have to kiss either Misa, Light, or Jinx.

Mello:I turn you into a dog! And dogs can't eat chocolate! Or they will die! :D Isn't that great!

Matt: uhm...watch your death! over and over! :D

Misa: *turns you into a chiuaua* You are now my pet! Your name is Miss Yippers!

Near:*kisses* sing 'I Will Not Bow' by Breaking Benjamin

BB: Benjamin Burnley's innitials = B.B... *GASP* OMG BENJAMIN!
(Ben Burnley is the singer of Breaking Benjamin)

All:you have to spend the day with Caleb here *Caleb walks in and sees Misa and has perverted thoughts* Oh and Caleb thinks Deathnote (and anime in general) is GAY! D:

A: sing 'polyamorous' by Breaking Benjamin! :D

Mello: Ugh it's them

Jinx: Why are you complaining?

L: We have to do that talk show too

Jinx: Ha!

Mello: STFU

Jinx; I didn't just google that, i looked it up on youtube and watched it?

A: Good Job Jinx, You're learning!

Matt: Why?

Jinx: I was curious...ew the crack pairing from hell

Light: That would be awful, have my two biggest fans combined

Jinx: On second thought I would like to see that :D *Light glares*

Light: This seems like a singing review

Jinx: So, SING MY PET! SING!

Light: I'm not a pet

Jinx: *holds up bug zapper* You were saying

Light: F*ck

Jinx: *put mustache on Light's face* There now sing!

Light: Why a mustache?

Jinx: Just sing!

Light: *sighs*

I am done pretending
You have failed to find what's left
I will suck you dry again
Some are not worth saving
You are such a pretty mess
I will choke the life within

Now you want to take me down
As if I even care
I am the monster in your head
And I thought you'd learn by now
It seems you haven't yet
I am the venom in your skin
And now your life
Is broken

After the lights go out on you
After your worthless life is through
I will remember how you scream
I can't afford to care
I can't afford to care

I am suffocating
You have failed to pull me in
I will drag you down again
Life is unrelenting
Feeding lies into my head
I will feed the lies you live

After the lights go out on you
After your worthless life is through
I will remember how you scream
I can't afford to care
I can't afford to care

Jinx: Good job now L~

L: No!

Jinx: Come on, everyone loves your singing

L: You don't own me

Jinx: *holds up contract* It says if you don't do the dares you can't be the three greatest detectives anymore

L: *grumbles*

No I don't need a reason to be breathin
Just here doin what I can
No I don't want a family who would damn me
and resent everything I am
I don't need to prove to all the ones who
Feel that I need to fit in
No I won't ever tell you that i failed you
I'd rather start life over again

No I'm sorry to say
There'll be no sacrifice today

No I can see it clearly
Why you feel me
Why you got to bring me down
No I don't want to fight you
Just to spite you
But I'm not afraid to take you out

No I'm sorry to say
There'll be no sacrifice today

Everybody expects me to break
but i'll never break down again
Everybody expects me to give up
but you'll never see me givin in
Everybody wants me to lose
but i'll never lose who I am

No I'm sorry to say
There'll be no sacrifice today [X2]

Everybody expects me to break
but i'll never break down again
Everybody expects me to give up
but you'll never see me givin in
Everybody wants me to lose
but i'll never lose who I am

No I'm sorry to say
There'll be no sacrifice today [X2]

No sacrifice today [X2]

Mello: Why do you have to bring those a**holes back to life

Jinx: The dares Mello! The DARES!

BB: Just hurry up so we can kill them again

A: *Holds chesse guns* Oh yeah~

Jinx: okay... *brings Misa and Mikami back*

Mikami: I'm ALIVE!

Matt: Yeah, not for long

Mikami: T.T

Jinx: The dare is Mikami has to kiis Misa or Light

A: But the dare also say y-

Jinx: *tackles A* SHUSH!

Mikami: GOD! :D

Light: Holy Sh*t *making out with Mikami*

5 minutes

All: O_O

A: Don't they need to breath

L: I am distraught

Near: Me too

Jinx: *holds water spray* Stop it! Bad fan boy

Mikami: hat was great~

Light: I need to throw up now *goes to bathroom*

Matt: I bet everyone agrees that was the most disgusting dare ever!

All: *agreeing*

Mikami: You're just jealous

A: Ah H*LL No! *snaps finger into a 'Z' formation*

Mello: Never do that again

Jinx: Since that's behind us *explosion smoke around studio*

Matt: What the hell Jinx!

Jinx: It was the dare *hears barking*

BB: What was that?

L: I have no idea

A: I think it was a dog *smokes disappear*

Near: Where's Mello?

Mello: WOOF! *is a golden retriever*

Jinx: Aww he looks so cute~ *tries to pet him* Mello ties to bit Jinx* WELL!

Near: *hugs dog* It's okay Mello

L: He's taken the crush dare a little too much

Mello: *sweat drop* WooF

Matt: At least we don't have to hear his cursing anymore

Mello: WOOF! *tries to eat chocolate*

A: *takes chocolate* Mine now~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *runs around the studio*

Mello: ARF! *get smacked by BB*

BB: You do know if you eat chocolate now , you will die?

Mello: WOOF T.T

Jinx: *puts collar around Mello* There now we can't lose you *Mello glares*

Matt: I have to watch my death over and over again

Jinx: Yep step into the roo of L's TV's

Matt: *opens door* It looks like the matrix

Jinx: *pushes him in* Have fun~

L: How long are you keeping him in there?

Jinx: Till I need him again

A: *wearing super cape* Where Misa?

Jinx: In that corner with duct tape around her mouth

L: Why?

Jinx: She's annoying *serious face*

A: WHEEE~! *runs around* *smoke explosion*

L: Again?

Near: It appears so

A: I forgot about you

Near: *glares* Just find the dog

ARF! ARF!

Jinx: GET OFF OF ME! *shaking dog off of leg*

Near: Is that Ms. Amane?

Jinx: Yep, now we have to tie her to a tree to keep her shut

BB: Great *put leash in Misa and hang leash on ceiling fan*

L: What-

BB: If she gets too loud, just turn on the ceiling fan *turns t on*

A and Jinx: AWESOME!

Misa: ARF ARF ARF!

BB: *turns it off* Now she's quiet

Jinx: If we can only do that when she's human...SING NEAR

Near: *sighs*

Fall

Now the dark begins to rise
Save your breath, it's far from over
Leave the lost and dead behind
Now's your chance to run for cover

I don't wanna change the world
I just wanna leave it colder
Light the fuse and burn it up
Take the path that leads to nowhere

All is lost again
But I'm not giving in

I will not bow
I will not break
I will shut the world away
I will not fall
I will not fade
I will take your breath away

Fall

Watch the end through dying eyes
Now the dark is taking over
Show me where forever dies
Take the fall and run to Heaven

All is lost again
But I'm not giving in

I will not bow
I will not break
I will shut the world away
I will not fall
I will not fade
I will take your breath away

And I'll survive, paranoid
I have lost the will to change
And I'm not proud, cold-blooded fate
I will shut the world away

I will not bow
I will not break
I will shut the world away
I will not fall
I will not fade
I will take your breath away

And I'll survive; paranoid
I have lost the will to change
And I'm not proud, cold-blooded fate
I will shut the world away

Jinx: WOOT!

L: When is Light coming back? *BB shrugs*

BB: We have to spend a day with a fan

Jinx; Oh no, he's the opposite...he's a HATER!

All: *gasp*

Caleb: Hi

Jinx: HATER! *throws a book*

Caleb: OW!

Jinx: *sticking up a middle finger* You're on my hit list now

Caleb: O.o...so where's Misa :D

BB: *turns on fan* Up there

Misa: ARF ARF ARF!

Caleb: O.O

L: Welcome to the world of Death Note Talk Show

Caleb: Great

Jinx: To show how great DEATH NOTE IS *Caleb rolls eyes* A SING!

A: *cosplay as Kaito* Oh yeah~

The day has come to an end
The sun is over my head
My polyamorous friend
You got me in a mess of trouble again

[Chorus:]
So
Just when you think that you're all right
I'm calling out from the inside
I never hurt anyone
I never listen at all

They've come to get me again
The cloud is over my head
My polyamorous friend
You got me in a mess of trouble again

[Chorus]

Just stay away from the white light
I'd say your worst side's your best side
I never hurt anyone
I never listen at all

Well how do you know?
Well how do you know?
Well how do you know?
Well how do you know?

[Chorus]

Just stay away from the white light
I'd say your worst side's your best side
I never hurt anyone
I never listen at all
Let's go

Jinx: How can that be gay?

Caleb: He's not even in the series, just been mention a few time, that's it

Jinx: *glares* F you

L: Clam down Jinx

Jinx: I hate you so much Caleb

Near: Next review

Matt: *leaves room* That was annoying

noone is justuce

light:I LUV U! *glomp light* i want you to free from any dare for one chapter! and kiss me please!

L:...i don't really like you...i want u to stab urself till u ,im evil and don't u dare go near me L fangirls...i have a secret weapon to kill u all.

mello:i want u to steal all L candy's...and burn it somewhere far...don't tell L i dare u.

near:u soooo cute! i want all ur toys so that i can burn it.

mikami:...i don't know what to do with you...

everyone except light:go naked urself and dance caramelldansen!

Light: I'm back

A: That was a long time

Mikami: GOD!

Light: Stay away from me

Jinx: Light you are free from the dares today

Light: YES!

Jinx: But you have to so all of them the next chapter

Light: T.T

Mikami: Who are you?

Caleb: I'm Caleb

Jinx: And he hates Death Note!

Mikami and Light: *le gasp*

Light: It's all because of L!

L: No it's not, I bet 100% it's Light fault

Caleb: The whole thing is gay *gets shot by safety darts* What the?

Jinx: *holds gun* A**hole

Mello: WOOF! *starts to attack Caleb*

Caleb: Get him off of me!

Near: *drags Mello away* You don't want to eat him, i bet he tastes like vegetables

Mello: *stick tongue out*

L: I have to stab myself?

Jinx: Sadly yes T.T, just go to the other room

L: *holds a knife* T.T

Jinx: Someone go with him so I'll know he's done

BB: I'll go

10 minutes later

Jinx: I HATE THIS

Caleb: Stupid fan girl

Jinx: STFU!

BB: He's dead

Jinx: T.T he was so YOUNG

Mikami: Good riddance

Jinx: *breaks empty wine bottle on head* STFU! NO ONE TEST ME ESPECIALLY YOU STUPID

Caleb: I'm not stupid *dodges wine bottles*

Jinx: Blah!

Mello: ARF!

Jinx: Yes, All of his candy and chocolate

Near: You speak dog?

Jinx: Nope, I just guess, all he talks is chocolate or complaining

Mello GRRRR

Jinx: Love you too, Mikami start the fire

Mikami: GOT IT! *plays with fire

Mello: Arf! *pushes candy into fire with nose*

Jinx: Only if L was alive

Caleb: Can you make Misa a girl again?

Jinx: No PERVERT!, now what?

Near: All of my toys?

Jinx: I'm sorry Near

Mello: WOOF! *put all the toys in a box*

Near: I want to keep this robot

Mello: ARF! *take it away*

Near: T.T

BB: She just called Near cute, why would she want to burnt them

Caleb: Maybe she just figure out Death Note is gay

Jinx: THAT'S IT! *tapes Caleb's mouth and tie him to a chair* Now he can shut up

Mikami: At least I don't have a dare

Jinx: And I'm too lazy to do that :P That's what you get for killing L

A: Next REVIEW~!

Light: HA! more of my fans are reviewing!

aeioume

ummm...so i've wanted to review for a while but i haven't. but now i am. *sweat drop* on to the dares.

Mello: i like you, so i'm going to go easy on you. first, have some chocolate. then put on a top hat, which you have to wear for the rest of the episode. *holding bloody nose* ok. good. now go give matt a hug. you're too mean to him. then you have to sing "boogie wonderland" by earth, wind, and fire. just thought it would be fun.

Matt: just grin. oh, and i challenge you to a game of pokemon!

L: smile. and the perplexed look. i love the perplexed look. you can have cake, too.

Near: try to act mature for an episode. just try.

Light: hehe. *evil grin* i have something special for you. jinx, i don't care how, but tie him to something stationary so he can't move. then, give matsuda a gun and blindfold him. (don't tell him he's shooting at light). i put matsuda, but if he's not available, a can do it.

Mikami: first, a question. if Light told you to jump off a bridge, would you? then put on a robot costume and the only thing you can say is "delete".

Misa: just shut up. Please?

Oh, and L is my favorite. Mello is (ironically) second, and matt is third.

Jinx: I think it's time for Mello to go back to being a human *voodedoo PWR!*

Mello: Yes! Being a dog sucked!

A: BIRTHDAY SUIT! *laughs*

Mello: *looks down* F*ck *runs to bathroom*

Matt: He's always the naked one here

Near: Yes

Mello: *comes back* Alright, no one say anything about that!

All: *mutters*

Jinx: You get CHOCOLATE MELLO!

Mello: *nomnomnom-ing on the chocolate* Thanks!

A: *puts top hat on Mello's head* There you go! You the rest of the episode

Mello: Whatever *keeps eating chocolate*

Jinx: Hug Matt

Matt and Mello: EW NO!

Matt: Guys do not hug

Caleb: mmmmmkh

Jinx: Can't hear you~

A: Bro hug!

BB: Just hug

Mello: Fine *hugs Matt then pulled away from Near* Near?

Near: Just helping you out

Mello: Stupid Albino, and I h ave to sing

BB: Yep

Jinx: That's my line!

BB: Don't care

Mello: Time to Bring in my sexiness!

Jinx: *tries to not puke* Just sing

Mello: