This is a shortish chapter because I wanted to write about what Oscar, Brr, Fiyero and Rikla do but I didn't know what else to write so :) You guys should vote on the poll on my profile :D
Lunar Sunsets: That's not the part I was telling you about but I knew you'd like that too! :D I was talking about when Brr sings about going on a human hunt because of this song watch?v=0iuAHAfO1vI
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The Wizard Of Wicked: Oh stahp :3 hehe nobody can pronounce it though that's why I go by Temps :) Brr's "hi there" is supposed to be like "hell yes I'm a lion! you're in trouble now son" lol :P obviously mixed with his awkwardness but still haha, Yes she was drunk, very drunk! :P
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The four guys arrived at the hospital quickly and Brr carried Zixi in on his back.
"Hi there" Oscar smiled at the receptionist "I'm about to introduce a new law that states a certain procedure for those who commit the crime of rape, I was wondering if you could help me out?"
"Of course. mister Wizard" the receptionist smiled
"Great! because I've got the first offender here" he said motioning behind him to wear Zixi lay on Brr's back "would it be possible for you to call a surgeon down sometime soon? I want to go home and comfort my granddaughter"
The receptionist's face gained a knowing look "Of course, I'll send for one as soon as possible"
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"Where's Melena?" Oscar asked as he, Fiyero, Brr and Rikla walked through the door
"She's gone to bed" Elphaba replied "you guys didn't kill the kid did you?"
"Oh, no no no" Oscar smiled "all he'll have from what we did to him is a headache"
"What he'll have, or rather not have, after his hospital visit is another thing though" Fiyero smiled wickedly
"Ah, that reminds me. I have to go write up the new law I'm introducing" Oscar smiled, walking off to his work room.
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Zixi woke up, his vision blurred "Where am I?" he groaned
"You're in recovery" he heard a nurse say "the procedure went exactly to plan"
"Procedure? what procedure?" Zixi wasn't even sure how he had gotten here, let alone what procedure he could of had"
"Oh, you'll see" the nurse said, smiling down at him wickedly.
The nurse left the room and after a while a doctor walked in "Well, looks like you're all set to go" he smiled "any questions?"
"Uh, yeah!" Zixi began "what in Oz name did you do to me?"
The doctor gave a small chuckle "We have direct instructions from the Wizard of Oz to let you figure that out yourself. Now, your mother has signed your discharge papers and is waiting for you in the waiting room, so you can get dressed and leave now"
Zixi stood grudgingly and pulled his clothes on. Gravity began to work against him as he ran to the bathroom. He unzipped his trousers and attempted to urinate. But upon closer inspection he realized something was missing. No! they didn't! Zixi pulled his pants down completely. Yup, it was completely gone!
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