The Adventures of New Hermione

by Pretty Pretty Liar Liar

When I,Heather, decided to get rid of old Hermione and become New Hermione my antics were recorded. My pals, and co-creators, Katie and Andrea ,who is her own character in the story, antics were also recorded, this what was found in those documents.

10. Chap 13 a third: NH looses something

Chap 1- So one day I was hanging out in the black velvet room from the masque of the red death, you know, like everyone does on occasion, when all of a sudden, that bitch HERMIONE walked into the room, so I shouted out "YOU BITCH I WAS HERE FIRST

Yup. They went all the way. And it was sexy. So sexy it as like…sexy. Cedric even commented on the sexiness.

"I can't believe it was that sexy." New Hermione, blowing a cigarette smoke ring, said,

"Yeah I know. You made your o face a lot." Cedric smiled sexily. "Yeah, well it was sexy."

Suddenly a voice came out of nowhere.

"It was pretty sexy."

"Moaning Myrtle! What are you doing here?" Cedric asked, covering his ding-a-ling.

"I'm moaning."

"I thought you only stayed in the bathroom."

"I escaped."

"Did you watch us?" New Hermione asked.

"Why do you think I'm moaning?"