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"Okay!" said Pit. "Now we just… wait… what are we doing?"

"I have no idea." Pittoo snorted. "The author hasn't updated in so long, I forgot what we are supposed to be doing!"

Viridi sighed. "Time to look back at the previous chapters to see what's going on."

*One awkward story backtrack later*

"Okay," Palutena said, "It seems we are asking other gods if they know about a possible reanimation of Hades, starting with Posiedon."

"Um, considering how lazy Posiedon is, I doubt he'll be of any help." Pittoo said.

"Hmm… there's the Chariot Master? Or maybe Pandora knows something?"

"Oh, Yeah!" said Dark Pit. "Hopefully she's still Amazon Pandora… mmmmmm yeah."

Palutena slapped Pittoo. "We have no time for your childish commentary, Pittoo. This is serious. We're not going to Amazon Pandora just because you think she's hot."

"Someone's jealous" Pittoo huffed.

"Regardless, we should still see her anyway. She might know some stuff." Viridi said.

"Hey," Pit inquired, "How come these people are still alive? Medusa, Pandora… didn't they, like, die?"

"Well, gods and goddesses are immortal, so they always come back." Palutena said. "That's why we need to make sure Hades does not reanimate. Sure, it will only delay the inevitable, but we can delay the inevitable infinitely… right?" asked Palutena.

"That seems like a paradox." Viridi said.

"Listen, do you really think I would be adventuring with you three idiots if Hades' reanimation wasn't very serious? We have to stop it, inevitable or not."

"We are NOT idiots!" Viridi screamed.

Pit, Palutena, and Viridi threw pies at Dark Pit.

"I still don't know where we keep getting these pies from." Palutena said.

The gang went to see Pandora, who was in Amazon form. Dark Pit started to drool.

"Hey" Pit said. "Sorry to cut to the point," Viridi interrupted "But we need some help. We don't know if you agree with us, but we think Hades should stay the way he is, like, forever. But rumour has it he may reanimate. We're trying to stop it. Are you with us or against us?"

"Well," Pandora began "I know that Hades was a terrible boss. I mean, he did eat all of the cornbread at the company parties."

"Hey, Medusa said the same-"

"WILL YOU BE QUIET, I AM THINKING!" Pandora shouted. "No, no, no. Grammie Pandora's cornbread is too delicious to be wasted on Hades anymore. It is very important we keep him from reanimating, so I can have more cornbread to myself."

"Hey, y'know sometimes I bake some cornbread too." Pittoo winked at Amazon Pandora.

"You just told me you hate baking…" Pit said.

"I also said your voice was not annoying. I lie."

Pit was very hurt at this comment.

"Listen, guys." Amazon Pandora said. "There's only one explanation. Underworld troops are loyal to Hades, no matter who makes them. Even though Medusa made them and the big red button, Hades still has control, even though he is in a darkened state. This is why they were attacking Posiedon's castle. They must know that something there could revive Hades."

"Um…" Pit said. "We just got here, and… we told you nothing. How'd you know all that other stuff was going on?"

"I skimmed through the previous chapters while your Dark self was flirting with me."

Dark Pit practically had a wedding ring waiting for Amazon Pandora.

"So in all honesty, it seems we should go to Posiedon's palace… and see what's there that would cause Hades' reanimation." Pit said. "We were going to go to Posiedon anyway. So I guess this was just a waste of a chapter, huh?"