IMPORTANT TO THOSE WHO DON'T USUALLY READ A/N! Read it so you are not to be confused.

A/N: Hello to the people reading this. You're going to hate me, but this chapter doesn't follow the main story line; I thought we could use a little Sasuke and Naruto bonding time in a REGULAR day of Naruto Uzumaki. This small chapter will tell what a usual school day will be like for Naruto. This will hopefully make it seem like the two love birds actually get to know each other, and not just straight into the relationship. Btw, sorry for late updates, you have permission to call me a baka.

Disclaimer: This isn't a main chapter so I didn't really come up with a way to steal Naruto characters. You got off easy this time Masashi.


'Beep Beep Beep'!

A hand reaches over and, trying to turn the noise maker off, knocks the alarm to the floor.

'Beep Beep Beep'!

"…"

'Beep Beep Beep'!

"…"

'Beep Beep Be-'

Naruto grabs the alarm cord and yanks it out of the socket. Throwing it down, the blonde pulls the covers over his head, not wanting to lose the world of dreams.

He was about to slip back to sleep when his bedroom door slams open, causing Naruto to sit up in surprise.

"What the he-" Naruto was cut off by the woman's overpowering voice.

"Naruto Uzumaki, get your ass up now. I heard the alarm, and that you shut it off, so get up; you are not going to be late for school."

She has to have super hearing or something, unless she stalks the outside of my bedroom door, waiting for the stupid alarm to go off, and seeing what I'd do.

Tsunade throws a towel at Naruto's face. "And take a shower; you stink just like everyone else." (1)

Only after Tsunade leaves the room does Naruto get out of bed. Tsunade didn't like seeing Naruto only in his boxers stating that if she can't roam around in her underwear, neither could he. That also meant he couldn't leave the bathroom only wearing a towel around his waist.

The blonde yawns and stretches, waking his arms and legs, and then walks to the closet pulling out a black T-shirt with a fox head imprinted in the center, and a pair of loose jeans. He grabs a clean pair of boxers and heads toward the bathroom, avoiding looking at his parent's door; he still couldn't bring himself to relax around that room.

Naruto turns the bathroom doorknob and frowns; it was locked. He can hear a slight buzzing noise coming from the other side. Sighing in irritation, he bangs on the door.

"Old lady hurry up! You come into my room telling to hurry up and shower so I won't be late, and now you're taking me time up!"

The door suddenly opens and Naruto is blasted in the face with hot air; the older blonde had her hairdryer on and pointed it in the other blonde's face.

"Shut up Brat, it's too early for your loudness. I was just teasing you, now hurry up." Tsunade turns the machine off and walks down the hall.

"You're one to talk; you come barging into people's room yelling your head off."

Naruto yelps as a shoe hits the back of his head. "I'm the adult, so I can be as loud as I want."

The blonde stares at his guardian in disbelief; he had mumbled the comment to himself, yet she heard it from across the hall?

Yep, she has super hearing; I'm surprised her yelling doesn't cause her to go deaf. (2)

He closes the bathroom door before Tsunade decided she could read minds, and gets ready for the day.


Trying to sleep on a bus was impossible Naruto concluded. He couldn't get comfortable at all; it was too crowded; at least three people per seat. Naruto was lucky he had his on seat, for now; it was still early. It smelled like sweat and a variety of lunches, making the bus smell like a bad fast food joint at rush hour.

The noise was what really kept the blonde from sleeping; everyone was trying to talk over each other. They seemed to get louder and louder. People from opposite ends on the bus shout to hear each other over the others, causing them to be louder.

Can't they pass notes or something? It's quieter that way, and no one can hear how you made a ten on your math exam.

The bus stops at a set of apartment buildings, and a lady with pink bubble gum hair gets on. She looks around for somewhere to sit. Naruto notices her and smiles.

"Hey Sakura, over here, you can sit with me!" Sakura looks over at Naruto and sighs, making her way slowly to the blonde, and sits down.

"Hey Naruto, you're energetic this morning." She leans back in the seat, staring up at the ceiling.

Naruto and Sakura were kinda friends; they sat on the bus together almost every day and talked, but once at school she ignores him to hang out with Ino, and attempts to flirt with Sasuke. The blonde really didn't mind; no one wanted to be seen with a loser who screams like a girl.

Thanks a lot Sasuke. Why can't people forget that already? (3)

"No I'm not; you're just sluggish today. Did you stay up late or something?"

"Yeah I have this huge test today in Nursing 101, so I studied all night for it. I should pass it unless I fall asleep first."

Naruto couldn't tell if she was trying to be funny or not, but laughed anyway. "You'll do great at it, don't worry; your grades are almost the highest in your class."

The pink haired glances over at Naruto and gives him a smile. "Thanks Naruto for the support. Not being rude, but can you maybe leave me alone so I can rest before we get to school?"

"Sure. Have a nice rest. I'll wake you when we get there." Sakura nods thanks and closes her eyes. Within seconds she is fast asleep, her head slightly leaning on Naruto's shoulder.

He stared at her in awe. How could she sleep through the noise?

She must be really tired. She did study all night.

They ride in silence-not really; the bus was still loud as hell- to school.


Naruto was listening to Kakashi lecher on proper grammar when a small ball of paper hit the side of his face. Naruto glanced over at the raven beside him; he was smirking, meaning he was the culprit.

He picks up the small ball and opens it. The note inside almost made the blonde burst out laughing.

'Mister Fish Lips is teaching us proper grammar when his grammar only composes from reading perverted books.'

The note itself wasn't funny but Naruto always cracked up to the stupid nickname they gave their English teacher. They came up with it a few days ago when they talked about what was behind his face mask.

Naruto quickly wrote back.

'You need work on your jokes.'

The raven smirked at the comment, and quickly wrote a comeback.

'You need to work on your since of fashion. I'd rather be a bad joke teller than wear a fox shirt.'

'Hey foxes are cool! They are small and cute, but vicious when they want to be.'

'Like you?'

'Hey I'm not short or cute! I'm tall and handsome.'

'Sure, sure, whatever you say.'

'It's true!'

'Tell me about where you lived before.'

Naruto paused at the sudden subject change. He looked up at Sasuke who betrayed nothing. After a moment of thinking he began to write.

'It was in the next country over in a town called Sand Village (4).Me and Tsunade shared an apartment. The place was like a desert, and people had different views of our country; they didn't like us. I kept quiet about coming from here, so I got along ok I guess. I met this cool guy named Gaara. He's a lot like you; quiet and moody, but kind. He was kinda an outcast though, but we hung out every day. Once you get used to the heat and all the sand it's a pretty fun place.'

'Sounds like a place to get skin cancer or something. You and Gaara were only friends right, nothing more?'

Naruto thought the question was weird, but answered it anyway.

'Yeah we were only friends. I mean we are both guys so yeah.'

'Want to play twenty questions?'

Another subject change, Sasuke seemed to be doing that often. Naruto looks to make sure Kakashi is still ignoring them.

'Sure. Since you already asked a question, I'll start. What's your favorite food?'

'I don't have a favorite food, but I usually eat meat and vegetables. What is your favorite food?'

'Easy; ramen takes first prize. What are you afraid of?'

When Sasuke didn't reply after five minutes the blonde thought it was rude to ask, and was about to say never mind, when Sasuke slid the piece of paper back over to him.

'It's not really a fear, but a nightmare. I dream that I'm going to come home one day and my entire family is murdered by my older brother's hands. What about you?'

Naruto paled slightly at Sasuke's answer; it was similar to his parents being murdered, but the killer was someone he didn't personally know. He felt a pang of sympathy for the raven.

'I have a fear of being alone.' Naruto thinks of another question to ask him.

'When we were younger, why did you bully me?'

'Because that's what I do to show affection. Haven't you heard that boys be mean to girls they like?'

'Oh. Ok, if you wanted to be my friend back then you should've just said so, and I'm not a girl.'

'You're right; you're not a girl, you're a moron.'

Naruto was about to ask what he meant by that when the notebook paper was ripped from his hands.

"You two have been passing this note the whole time I've been teaching. Let's see what's more important than English." Kakashi reads over the paper. Once done he gives Sasuke a sympatric look. (5)

"Good job on grammar. Sasuke is right Naruto; you are a moron in some things." The class laughs, causing the blonde to blush a deep red. The teacher folds the paper up and puts it in his back pocket.

"Pay attention in class, or I'll read the entire contents on the notebook paper."

They pay attention till the bell rang.


The rest of the day was uneventful. Naruto and Sasuke continued to pass notes in different classes, being more careful this time. They didn't play twenty questions again, but played hang man, and talked about the past seven years when Naruto was away. They basically had the same routine back then; they would get up, get ready for school, go to school, hang with friends, and then go home.

Our Childhood seems plain.

Once school ended, he says bye to Sasuke, walks home, and opens the door. The living room was dark, but he could hear Tsunade messing around in the kitchen.

"Hey Tsunade, I'm home!" He takes off his shoes and begins walking up the stairs.

"Hey brat, did anything happen at school?"

"Nah, it was same old, same old." Once at the top of the stairs the blonde turns around and looks toward the kitchen.

"Whatever dinner will be ready shortly so out your stuff up and come down."

"Sure thing Old Lady."

Naruto throws his bag in his room, he didn't care were it landed, and headed back down stairs to finish the day away with food, and then later, homework.

The blonde didn't even notice the man who had been watching him all day.


A/N: So yeah, just a normal day for Naruto. If you want me to make more of these let me know. I'll make some for when he meets Gaara, and when he moves to Sand Village. There will also be flashbacks of Naruto and Sasuke's past. Just let me know what you think, and which one you would like me to do next.

(1)- Tsunade hates when Naruto misses a day of shower, so she makes him take one every day.

(2)- Naruto is saying since Tsunade can hear so well it's a wonder her ears don't hurt with her loud yelling.

(3)- He's referring to chapter five when Sasuke told everyone Naruto use to sound like a girl when he screamed.

(4)- Lame name, I know. I was name blocked ok? Lol. I'm referring to the Hidden Sand Village.

(5)- Kakashi gets that Sasuke was trying to give the blonde hints that he liked him, but Naruto is to dense to realize it.