Chapter 10
Don Kanonji straightened his hat and stepped out onto the stage. Today was another live episode of his ever-popular show, and as the cameras started rolling, he was confident. Today would be another great hit. He was sure of it.
Suddenly, a small pink blur shot past him at incredible speeds, so fast, even, that he almost didn't see it at all. Confused, he then heard the sounds of laughter from the people around him, and he had a sudden urge to look down. He was horrified at what he saw.
The little pink blur had somehow managed to steal his belt, allowing his trousers to fall down to his ankles, revealing his bright pink underwear with little white ghosts all over them. He blushed, his face turning the exact shade of his underwear.
Suddenly, looking up, he saw the cameras were still rolling. Crap. He was on live, national TV, standing in nothing but his pink boxers.
"Smells like bad spirits," he mumbled.
This is for NijiNoNeko, who constantly bugged me to do Don Kanonji until I agreed to do it. Anyway, sorry I haven't updated for ages, but I've been busy with my other story, Bleach on MSN, and haven't had time to work on this. Sorry it's so short (again, I was busy, but I wanted to write something for April Fools) but please review anyway!!!