"The promised video was here and I hope you guys are excited as I am." Cassie clapped her hands together and smiled.
She was sitting comfortably on their black L couch and is wearing a camouflage shirt and a pair of black shorts. She made an Indian seat and adjusted her position.
"Okay, where are we? If you watched my last video, you probably know about the little story about how I came to know the word 'fuck' and I decided that I'm going to tell you the whole story today!"
Cassie faked a cough and let out a heavy sigh.
"Ever since I was a young Cage, my parents are always fighting. And when they fight, they really fight. They stopped the violence and started to use harsh words instead. So, the little Cassandra was just their listening and curious af. I actually don't know what the hell is going on back then and I always thought they're just doing a skit since both of them can fight."
Cassie paused and gulped. She looked around and remembered that she was just alone.
"One day, it was early in the morning and little me was very hungry. I woke up very early and I ran my way to my parent's room when I heard my mom screamed the word 'fuck'. I knocked on the door and called them but they keep on what they're doing which you probably know what it was. Growing up it's a very awkward experience. I totally waited outside their door until they're finished. Both of them are shocked to see me outside waiting. The next day in kindergarten, our teacher is asking what do we want and I quickly raised my hand and yelled 'I want more fuck!'."
She bursted out in laughing and held her face. She was blushing remembering the said memory.
"Oh my gosh. My teacher gasped and immediately dialed mom and dad. I was very confused at that time and the next fifteen minutes I was in the principal's office enjoying the lollipop he gave me. My parents burst in into the door with worried faces. They thought I've done something wrong like hurting a classmate or destroying school property but no." She said.
"Mr. Principal explained the whole thing and both of my mom and dad are silent. The look on my mom's face was priceless and my dad was speechless. We went home and they called a small family meeting and asked me how I knew that thing. I told them EVERYTHING. And next thing I knew they stopped doing things in the morning." She ended.
"Next story: We used to have a young maid since both of my parents are busy and she was the one who's taking care of me. And we have this young driver. They had sparks and they're totally flirting everywhere which annoyed the hell out of me. So, the hungry little Cassandra decided to make food for herself because she was a big girl and she stumbled upon her caregiver and their driver fucking each other's brains out in the kitchen. And to make things worse, I watched them. Oh gosh my poor virgin eyes. But my ears are not anymore." Cassie laughed and adjusted her position again because her legs are becoming numb.
"I said to them, 'Are you guys done?' And they're both shocked to see me. My nanny asked me how long I've been there and I did tell her. I told my parents about it and the next day both of them are gone."
Cassie held her cheeks and blew the hair on her face. She was thinking of another story and bit her lip.
"Jacqui is my only friend. We're like ham and cheese, bacon and eggs and pizza and pizza. She knows me as much as I know her. We've been together since we're toddlers, in kindergarten, elementary, middle school, high school and in the military. We're actually planning on taking up college but it's still pending. She's the good girl and I'm the bad one. She's overprotective. She keeps me away from bad things like drinking, smoking and such. I protected her from bullies since nobody dared to bully Cassie Cage in high school. I'm the toughest girl in school and everyone fears me. I'm a celebrity."
She hugged her knees and rested her chin above them. She rubbed her arms and felt the cold crisp air touch her body. It was starting to get called but she didn't care.
"My first year in the Special Forces was pretty bad. Everyone is treating me crap since my mom is the 'General'. Expectations in every corner up until now but I got used to it. And didn't you know that I have a scene in one of my dad's movie? And they didn't include it! I think it was in the Every Dog Has Its Day. I don't care about it right now but if you can find the deleted scene clip then congratulations."
"Hmm... Back in high school, I have a massive crush on this guy. I really did every stupid thing like stalking him, hiding in the lockers and stealing glances. Creepy but let's be honest that was embarrassing. Later on, my heart broke when I learned that he's gay." She sighed and left the camera to get a jacket.
"It's cold." She said and wore the jacket.
The jacket was big and she can fit her whole body in it.
"I have this super annoying teacher in middle school. To entertain myself and my classmates I decided to prank him. I placed a thumbtack on his chair which is old school. It actually worked and he asked who did that and everyone pointed their fingers at me. I ended up in the principal's office of course. And believe it or not that dude still hates me." Her lips became a thin line before grinning.
"I'm not sorry about it. It was actually cool and that bitch needs it." She simply said.
"Last story for this video and don't worry I'll make a part two!" Cassie raised both of her hands on the air before hugging herself again.
"You and I both know that the Cage family is known in the whole wide world and I always receive awesome and hate comments about it. And also everyone is expecting me to have a perfect daughter or son because of our genes. The fucking genes. Most people say that I look exactly like my mom and some says I look like my dad and others say I'm a combination of both. There was this one time an old friend of my mother called me by her name. Literally. I remember her saying this-" Cassie coughed and excused herself.
"She said, 'Oh my god Sonya how come you look so young? Do you even age?' That was awkward! Very awkward! I actually don't know what to say. So I told her that I am Sonya Blade's daughter and she didn't believe me! She even told me that I'm joking. My voice is deeper than my mom's actually. And then mom came and she said, 'Oh my god Sonya I didn't know you have a twin sister!'."
She face palmed her face and laughed.
"My mom explained everything. And I was just their listening like yeah bitch I'm her fucking daughter for fuck's sake so shut your mouth 'cause I ain't nothing like that blonde chick you're talking with."
"And everyone says that I have my father's mouth. At least that's what Uncle Liu said. But then again I ain't nothing like my dad. Yes, we may be both annoying to people but I'm way too different. Both of my parent's influenced me in many ways but that doesn't mean I'm them." She paused to catch her breath.
These stories are making her nostalgic for some reason.
"I am Cassie Cage. Cassandra Fucking Carlton Cage. I am that yellow haired gum chewing girl. You know what? Let's just shut our mouths and fuck life." She reached down to grab her aviators and went back up. She already wore it and grabbed the camera.
"From the page of Cage!"
A/N:
That's an update! Have a nice day guys! Thank you :)
