COTK: Here we go... Oh, and by the way, we can't promise that there isn't a smut scene in every chapter. xDMore like every other chapter.. And they ish all gonna be different themed.. So we really have to rack our brains on this one... Any way, set aside from smut-ness... The perverted humor is a never ending trait in this shindig. Oh... And I just read a review for chapter six. And this most likely wont be a Itadei fic. I like HidaDei so im probably going to keep it for this couple. We do need more of this couple on this site... And we wont be updating as mutch as normal.. Skool started last week... Itachi will continue making moves on Deidara as well...

Please note taco heads: No Akatsuki members where or are going to be harmed in the making of the rest of this story.. Except for Deidara's ass... That is all.

Oh! Characters are also going to have very odd and different traits... Like Tobi never goes back on a dare... Sorry I didnt let you in on it before... But it starts in this chapter.

And yes... Itachi does like Deidara... If weirdos where wondering about it

FIRSTDISCLAIMEROFTHISMOFO!!!!WOOT!: Die taco humans! You will Pay for your discrepancies!!! That is all...

Sorry I got the chapter numbers mixed up in the past... It most likely will stay correct from now on. And im thinking of ending it pretty soon... So dont say I didnt warn you when it says complete...

Other couples introduced soon...

Yeah! MORE ITACHI AS CHAPTERS PROGRESS!!!

Troublesome doesn't cut it, dumbass.

Chapter 10: (A/N: This chapter is a crack chapter.. Made purely of crack, for crack and by two [most likely one crackheads... Just letting you know...) (Used crazy scenes fromone chapter in Clash of the morons!) once apon a ucked up Hidan...

Birds chirped outside the front of his windowseal. Hidan opened his eyes slowly, having had the craziest dream in the history of crazy assed dreams. Thos other dreams... Didnt even top the one he just had...

Deidara... Tobi... And the babysitters...

Deidara and Tobi decided to play eveil bad guys on the rail road with the damsal in distress and the super hero in spandex...

Deidara; engineer... Tobi; bad guy... Itachi; super hero in spandex... And Hidan; you dont want to know.

Tobi tied Hidan up to a life sized railroad track that was mysteriously placed in the back yard earlier that evening by Peinmommy and Konandaddy. Itachi was forced into spandex by Deidara, while he (Deidara) put on a conductors hat and got inside a lifesized train that was brought into the house, so the lazy Deidara could drive it out of the house. Tobi got dressed into a black outfit and a black top hat, Along with a fake pink mustache and blue gogo-boots... They had to force Hidan into a ball gown and then re-tied him to the track.

Okay! ACTION!!!

Deidara. The diabolical trian conductor of the train that was placed under him, on the train track. The train? Heading down the track at 1,2345 mph. Deidara picked up a talking device thingy at pushed the big orange spiraly button on the side.

"We have an afermative speed of 1,234 mph, sir Tobi. What else is that you need me to do?"

There was a clicking sound and then there was nothing. Until Tobi's voice came over the boom bax device.

"Go get me some Mc. Donalds... I want a big mac meal..."

"Anything to drink?"

"Sprite..."

"Okee dokee!" Deidara turned a shrap right, crashing dwon many fences on his way to Mac doodles! A few second later Deidara was seen on the track, speeding to get to Hidan!

Then all of a sudden???!?!? Itachi AKA Spandex dude came flying down wih a clear string attetched to his back. He landed infront of Hidan with an outstretched hand.

"Dont worry ma'am.. I am here to barbeque you..." He said in a monotone way.

"Great.. Im doomed... Ita- I mean.. Spandex dude?" He corrected himself after Tobi and Deidara sent him a look. S.D. looked down at him and blinked.

"Why are we even here?"

"We need the money.. After Kisame spent all of it on a jakuzzi (sp) and a hot tub for his pimping techniques..."

"Ah yes... The pimping..."

"Now shut up and let me barbeque your ass!!!" Deidara and Tobi gasped loudly and everything went silent and still. They stood there, gaping at S.D. like he was alien dog from planet Irk.

"You said ASS... Imma gonna tell PeinMOMMY on you..." Deidara said.

"Im sorry... " Tobi said like he was master of the universe.

"Its alright... Now go and play kids... You have a big day ahead of you..."

"But arent we already playin this game???" Tobi is a dumby...

"OFF TO BED WITH YOU!!! AND NO SUPPER FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Deidara yelled and pointed to the house. S.D. cleared his throat and cleared himself away of the spandex, placing his hands on his hips and glaring down at the first redhead.

"You do not get to choose if your brother gets no supper or not... So i would appologize to the young blemish if I where you... And I suggest you do it fast, for my patients is nothing short of missing... ON WITH IT!!!!" Itachi growled.

Deidara, Hidan, and Tobi where all huddled into a corner of the yard as Itachi tapped his foot on the ground angrily.

"S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sor-sorry T-t-t-t-to-to-tobi..." Deiadara stammered out, Itachi let out a grumble of aproval and viciously pointed to the house.

"Now in the house! All of you!!! And Hidan... GET OUT OF THE FUCKING DRESS!! YOU ARE NOT A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!" He yelled.

"But.. It makes me feel like a fucking fine beast of sexy womanly-ness...!" Hidan salluted and the dress magically poofed off of him and he was naked... No one realized it though. And they all walked into the house. Had a happy ending as Itachi made macarroni and cheese with ramen noodles and hotdogs on the inside.

Hidan, to this day... Still had the same nightmeare over and over again...

Strange chapter. Sorry it took so long to update... School is a bitch!

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