Blue
Chapter 10: Surprises
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BPOV
I woke up to Alice singing quite loudly downstairs. Last night when we left Edward and Jasper's house, Alice had gone home. I wasn't expecting her to be back already. I looked over at the clock and groaned. It wasn't even eight yet. I had no idea how someone who worked late every night at a bar could get up so damn early and be perky. I dragged my tired ass down the stairs and saw Alice with her earbuds in singing along to a song on her iphone. She was carrying some garment bags into the guest room from her car in the garage. Alice had her own garage door opener and key so she could come and go as often as she pleased. It hadn't really been necessary in the past because I usually stayed with her at the bar, but I guess with Jasper living so close she would be here more.
I decided that since Alice had woken me up, it would only be fair to sneak up on her. As she walked back into room I jumped in front of her with my hands up in front of me like a bear about to attack someone. Alice screamed and jumped backward. She yelled so loud that my ears were ringing. "Bella, that is not funny!" she pouted while removing the earbuds from her ears. She set the phone and earbuds down on the table and was holding her hand over her heart.
"I'm sorry, but I thought that you deserved it for waking me up so freaking early," I was laughing a little, but I did feel a bit guilty about the whole thing. Mostly because my ears were still ringing. I reached up and moved my ear around a little with my finger. I don't know why, it didn't help at all. "What are you doing here so early, I thought you weren't coming by until after your date with Jasper?" She said that he and Edward went to the gym in the mornings so she obviously wasn't going over there yet.
"I wanted to drop off some clothes so that anytime my little Jazzy wants me to stay the night, I can," I rolled my eyes when she said Jazzy, I wonder how he felt about that nickname. "Plus, I needed to change that horrible bedding in your guest room."
"Alice," I was practically yelling at her, "you bought all that stuff yourself, why would you change it again?"
"Bella, you don't know me at all do you?" She was raising her voice now too. "That bedroom set is from two years ago, I can't use it anymore." I reached around that little pixie's neck and pretended to choke her.
"You know that you are completely crazy right?" I asked her laughing. She looked horrified and the let out another loud screech. Alice was going to make me deaf this morning.
"What the hell Alice, I wasn't really going to strangle you."
"No," she whispered and started to pull me towards the guest room, "I swear I just saw someone in your backyard. I rolled my eyes, but she looked really freaked out. I told her to get up and I went over to the window to look out, but still hiding enough not to be seen.
At first, I didn't see anything. Then I saw an elbow and what looked like back of a gun. Now I was freaking out. I didn't see much and the person, whoever it was, moved pretty fast, but if it wasn't a gun I would be pretty surprised. I was trying to decide what to do. I had known that being a young girl, living alone could attract a predator, but this was a really safe town and a safe neighborhood. I didn't even consider getting an alarm.
I took a deep breath and let my training kick in. I thought about all the ways that someone could make entrance into the house. The front door was locked because Alice had used the garage and it was closed. The side door into the garage had too many boxes in front of it to be used. The windows have never been opened, so that only left the sliding door. Shit, I couldn't remember if I had locked it after I had let Edward in last night.
I heard a thunk on the wall close to the back door and I knew I didn't have much time. I couldn't try to get out. With Alice and myself trying to escape one of us would probably get hurt, especially if he had a gun. My cell phone is upstairs and I hadn't gotten a land line so I had no way to call the sheriff or even Edward. If I screamed in the hope of Edward hearing, provided they weren't at the gym like Alice said last night that they would be, I would alert whoever it was to our location in the house. Not to mention that it would probably make them panic and come after us sooner.
Alright, I had to act fast, my off duty weapon was upstairs so that was out but my duty weapon was still in the holster of my sam brown. Unfortunately my sam brown was in the kitchen, so I would have to duck out and get it. "Alice, I want you to get in the closet and hide behind some of the boxes. Do not come out unless I tell you," she nodded but looked really freaked out.
"What about you Bella, you are like a sister to me, I can't let you go out there alone," she was looking from me to the closet and back again as if she couldn't decide whether she should follow my instructions or not.
"Look Alice, I love you and having you at risk is just going to make it even harder for me to concentrate. Whoever it is may not even know you are here, I would rather you hid so that I can just concentrate on eliminating the threat. I am going to go out to the kitchen and get my gun. Please just hide in the closet so that I know you are safe." Well, as safe as she could be, but I didn't say that. She hugged me and then went to the closet closing the door behind her. I took a deep breath and made my way into the kitchen on my hands and knees.
Once I got into the kitchen I could hear some muffled voices near the sliding door. I couldn't make anything out, but there was more than one voice and now I was even more panicked. I needed to get my gun and get over to the sliding door. I needed to get to them before they got to me. I reached up onto the counter and slid my belt down into my lap. Pulling my gun out of the holster and chambering a bullet, I mentally prepared myself to face my intruder. My heart was racing a mile a minute and all I could think about was if I couldn't fend the guys off, would Alice be safe enough in the closet?
I couldn't think that way or I wouldn't be able to focus. I took a couple deep breaths and crawled towards the living room with my gun at the ready. It was hard to crawl and hold my gun up so I scooted myself along the wall and made my way slowly to the sliding door. Fuck, shit it was unlocked. I didn't want to reach up and lock it because I would be exposing myself to the intruder outside. I sat there listening but it was quiet. I wondered if they had decided to leave. After a moment, I heard a whisper and saw a hand grab the sliding door. I stood up, aiming my gun at the would be intruder and froze.
"What the fuck are you doing?" I yelled through the door.
"Shit, Bella! You gave me a fucking heart attack!" Edward said as he stood on the other side of the door with one hand on the sliding door and one hand pointing a gun at me. We both lowered our weapons and he opened the door. He grabbed me with one hand and then raised the gun with his other and scanned the room. Jasper came around the corner with his gun raised and was looking around my living room.
"What's going on? Why are you two running around in my backyard with guns drawn? You scared the shit out of me and Alice." Edward just looked at me puzzled.
"We heard screaming over here and then it got quiet. Are you in trouble, is someone here? Why do you have your gun out?"
Oh my god this is so embarrassing.
"Slow down and put your guns down." They did as I asked and then Edward relaxed his grip on me a little. "Someone is here," Edward started to raise his gun again and I rolled my eyes, "but it's Alice." He put his gun down on the counter and so did Jasper. "She screamed because I scared her, well the first time anyway, the second time she screamed because you two were running around in the backyard." They looked at each other and then looked down at the floor. "I better go get her out of the closet." They looked up at me curiously and then they laughed. I was glad the tension seemed to be gone at least.
I walked into the guestroom and called to Alice. "You can come out now Alice."
"Are they gone?" she called from inside the closet.
"No they are still here, but I think you are going to want to see this for yourself."
"What?" She hadn't made any move to come out.
"Trust me Alice, you want to see this," with my assurance she stepped out of the closet and gave me a strange look. I smiled at her and laughed a little, shaking my head.
"What's going on?"
"I think I better let them tell you." As we walked out into the living room, I pointed to Edward and Jasper who, until now I hadn't realized, were wearing only boxers and white undershirts. They didn't even have shoes on and the flap on Edward's boxers was not buttoned. I was getting a pretty nice visual of his family jewels. I smiled up at Edward and he quirked an eyebrow at me. I wasn't going to tell him now and bring Alice's attention to my man's package. I still hadn't gotten full use out of it yet.
"Apparently when I startled you this morning, my bleeding ears weren't the only ones that heard, those two heard you scream and then rushed over here to save us?" I asked making sure I understood exactly what happened. Edward nodded sheepishly. "It could have been really bad, Edward and I had our guns drawn at each other. I am so sorry Edward, I was really freaked out and I had to protect Alice."
"I guess we were all trying to protect the people that we care about," Edward said and he reached over and pulled me into a hug. Jasper went to Alice who was still a little freaked out and just stared into her eyes. It seemed to calm her because she wrapped her arms around Jasper and leaned her face onto his chest.
"I am so sorry everyone, I feel like such a jerk," I pulled away from Edward so I could look up at him. "If I hadn't been acting so juvenile and scared Alice, this never would have happened. We could have all been spared a lot of drama." Edward looked down at me and shook his head.
"No Bella, I shouldn't have freaked out when I heard screaming and hopped the fence. If we had been inside the house instead of in the backyard, this never would have happened. I mean if Jasper hadn't insisted we water all the damn plants before we left for the gym, this never would have happened," he looked down and laughed.
"If I hadn't screamed so loud this wouldn't have happened either," Alice confessed.
"I think that if we came up with enough what if's we would find that we were all at fault in some way. It's over now and no one got hurt, well mostly." Jasper looked over at Edward and laughed. Edward was not laughing.
"That shit's not funny dude! My ass really fucking hurts," he said seriously. But I could see that Edward was fighting back a smile.
"Why what happened to your ass?" I couldn't help but be curious.
"When we hopped the fence I scraped it on the top of the fence. I think I am going to have a few splinters. Jumping a wooden fence in boxers is not a wise idea." Edward looked a little embarrassed and I was feeling really guilty about this whole ordeal.
"I tell you what, now that you are all here, I will make us all a big breakfast, anything you want," I looked at Edward and Jasper, "unless you were needing to head to the gym?"
"Hell no," Edward replied, "I think I have had enough cardio for one day," he laughed. "Plus, I don't really know how easy it will be to sit on the machines with these ass splinters," he said grimacing.
"I am not leaving Alice alone for one minute today," Jasper declared hugging Alice tightly.
"That's so sweet Jazz, you are going to come with me to pee too?" Alice asked with raised eyebrows. She was smiling and I was wondering if they were really at the point in their relationship where they could pee in front of each other already.
"I will go with you wherever you need me to go little darlin'," Jasper said with a little bit of his southern accent slipping in. He may be telling the truth, but he was blushing so I don't think it would be easy for him to do that.
"That's okay babe, you can just wait by the door," Alice assured him and he looked genuinely relieved. Edward and I both laughed.
"Alright, so what does everyone want for breakfast?"
After we ate an entire loaf's worth of french toast, I was ready to get on with my day. Jasper and Alice had been pretty quiet and poor Edward had been shifting around in his chair trying to get comfortable. I had to try to help him.
"Edward, I want you to come up to my room with me and let me try to get some of those splinters out." Edward looked surprised by my suggestion and not very interested.
"That's alright Bella, they will come out by themselves when they are good and ready." I knew a lot about splinters from being so clumsy and I knew it took a long time for splinters to work their way out.
"Edward, don't be such a baby, I am good at getting splinters out and it will be a lot less painful for you to sit once they are out." He looked up at me and sighed. "If you are a good boy, you can take a shower with me after and I will clean you up." I pointed to some dirt he had smudged on his arm and hand.
"Alright, you win," he was smiling now, "but I get to wash you too." I laughed and pulled him from the table and headed for the stairs.
"Alice, if you are going over to Jasper's, why don't you use the ladder in the garage to go over the fence. It is tall enough to straddle the fence so you can climb up and over without getting hurt. I don't think it would be wise to have Jasper walk around the block in his boxers." Alice giggle and nodded.
"Hey Jazz," Edward called, "can you bring me some clean clothes before you go anywhere else. I don't want to take a shower and then put on dirty clothes."
"No problem man," Jasper said and then started to laugh, "hope your ass feels better."
"Ha ha ha very funny," and with that we all laughed.
I pulled Edward up the stairs and into my room. I had him lay down on his stomach on my bed. I carefully slid his boxers off and he let out a hiss. "Sorry hun, I guess I should have had you take your boxers off before I had you lay down."
"It's fine, let's just get this over with. I still want to go out with you today and I don't want to be in agony the whole time as splinters inch further into my skin." I felt really bad for him and his poor beautiful ass. I couldn't resist running my hands around the curve of his ass. I rested my hands there for a second until he chuckled. "See something you like baby?" I blushed, but he couldn't see it. I let out a nervous laugh despite myself.
"No, I-I-I mean yes," great now I am stuttering, "I love your ass, but now I can't stand to look at it."
"Thanks a lot Bella."
What is that supposed to mean?
"Oh Edward, I mean because it pains me to see your ass so injured," there were a few large scratches and splinters, as well as a bruise forming on his left butt cheek. "This must have hurt a lot and I feel really guilty about the whole thing."
"Bella, it's no one's fault," Edward insisted, "well, maybe that pixie friend of yours for being so loud, but really it's no big deal." He laughed and I knew he was only joking. "Well, Bella, do you still want to try to remove the splinters now that you have seen them first hand?"
"Yes, I am just trying to figure out the best way. Sometimes superglue is good for removing splinters.."
"Hell no Bella, you are not putting superglue on my ass," Edward interrupted me. I laughed and he sat up on his elbows and turned back to look at me. I rubbed my hands up and down on his thighs and he moaned putting his head back down on the bed.
"I was going to say that was for fingers before you interrupted me," I shook my head, "I would never put superglue on a part of you that has hair, that would be cruel."
"So now you are saying I have a hairy ass, I am starting to get a complex here Bella," Edward whined.
"No, I am saying you have the little tiny hairs that everyone has on most of their body, geez stop over-thinking this. I think you have a really nice ass and thankfully it is not hairy." I just wanted him to relax so I could get started on the challenge set before me. "I am going to get some tweezers, just lie there and try to relax a little." I am pretty sure I heard him mumble something along the lines of 'easy for you to say,' as I walked into my bathroom to get the tweezers, some salve, and a warm, wet washcloth.
Once I had everything that I needed to perform my little operation, I climbed up on the bed, sitting myself between Edward's legs. Normally I would find this very arousing, but I needed to focus on removing the splinters with as little pain as possible. Couldn't help the little panty wetness that occurred when I caught a glimpse of his balls as soon as I spread his legs apart. I wondered what kind of effect this was having on Edward. Although, I was sure that it wasn't arousing for him considering how much pain he must be in. "Edward, I want you to take a deep breath and bear down, the first one is probably going to hurt the most to remove." He groaned, but nodded.
I checked the direction of the scratches to figure out with way the splinters must have gone in, it was very helpful the know that. Sometimes, when I have had my own splinters, I have pushed them in further before I realized that I was trying to grab the wrong end of it. I grabbed on to his butt cheek, trying hard not to put unnecessary pressure on the forming bruise, but I really needed to hold it still so I could try to pull one of the splinters out.
I was about to put the tweezers onto one of the offending slivers when Edward's whole ass started to jiggle. His whole body was shaking. "Edward, stop laughing, I can't hold onto your ass if you laugh like that." I was trying really hard not to laugh at this point as well, the whole situation was really funny.
"I am sorry Bella, but this is so embarrassing and not at all how I wanted today to go," he was still chuckling a little bit, but he also sounded a little upset.
"Well I am having a great time, I don't often get to play operation with a real person, so don't ruin it for me," I told him with a laugh.
"Bella, you are amazing! Only you could make this fun," he sounded a little happier, but I couldn't see his face to know for sure. "I am ready to continue Dr. Swan." I laughed and then resumed my grasp on his ass cheek. It shook again for a moment and then stopped.
It didn't take that long to get most of the splinters out. There were seven in total. One of the first ones was giving me a little bit of a problem so after a bit of complaining from Edward I skipped it til the end. "I am going to put a warm compress on this stubborn one before I start trying to dig it out again."
"Let's just leave it in there," Edward suggested as he tried to get up off of the bed. I held him down and then shifted my position so that I was sitting on his back. I am sure that he could easily throw me off, but I doubted that he would.
"Edward, this one is going to be causing you the most pain and it could take weeks before it works its way out of its own, plus it could get infected. Just give me a couple more minutes and I promise that we will take a nice relaxing shower together."
"Hmm... alright, on two conditions," he agreed.
"And what would those be," I giggled.
"That the shower can be fun instead of relaxing."
"And the other condition?" I was getting wet just thinking about the shower.
"That we are both naked while you are working on the last one and you are laying on my back with your breasts against my back," wow that sounded really hot.
"That's three things Edward," I said trying to hide the excitement in my voice. I didn't understand the way I had been responding to him so far. First yesterday trying to get him to have sex with me and now today with the shower. I was never this forward, I was always the one trying to postpone sex because of my nerves. I didn't have a lot of experience and I was usually very nervous about my performance.
"Humor me, please Bella, I am enduring a lot of pain and I need a distraction," he was hard to resist. "Please, please," he begged. I sighed, but was jumping up and down internally.
I helped him take his shirt off and removed my pajamas. Carefully, I laid down on his back and put my legs off to the side of his head so that my crotch wouldn't be sitting right on top of his head. I doubted that he would mind but it would be uncomfortable in more then one way.
I could feel Edward breathing heavily below me. My bare breasts on his chest must have been turning him on. Lord knows it was turning me on and I wasn't really even sure why. I was never this aggressive with guys, ever. Even with Jacob, I was never like this, but there are several reasons for that. I don't know what it is about Edward, but I always feel like I need him. I feel like I can't get enough of him. I have never been one to rush into sex, but with Edward I feel like I have to have him. He is my addiction. I was going to get him into that shower when I was done with this and I was going to have my way with him.
"I am going to try to dig this one out Edward, I am sorry, but it's most likely going to hurt," I confessed.
"You mean more then the other ones?" He whined.
"Yes Edward, take a deep breath or something, I am going to use a needle to scrape off some of the top skin in order to dig it out." He started to move under me. "Hold still, I have to the needle in your skin already."
"Dear lord, why would you need to do that?"
"Because, you big baby, I have been trying to push it out and the splinter is more stubborn then you are," I turned around to face him so he could see that I was smiling. I wanted to make sure that he knew I was just teasing him. He rolled his eyes at me and then smiled.
"Alright, just put my belt between my teeth first," he asked and I noticed that he was gripping my bed spread.
"Relax Edward, geez. Didn't you ever sew your fingers together just under the first layer of skin?"
"Are you crazy, why would anyone do that?"
"I don't know, because it's funny," wow he was being such a baby. "Edward," I tried to calm him and massaged his good ass cheek with my free hand, "its only a couple layers of skin it wouldn't hurt if the area wasn't already tender. Just suck it up!"
"Sorry Bella, calm down. I will be a good little boy," I stopped massaging at that point and squeezed his ass hard. "Ouch."
I used the needle very carefully and traced the splinter a couple times until I exposed enough of it to grip with the tweezers. I put the tweezers onto the tip of the splinter and slowly started to ease it out of Edward's tender skin. He hissed a couple times and then groaned. "I think we should stop Bella, it really hurts." I started to laughed and he huffed. "I am serious, it is useless that one doesn't want to come out." I pulled out the last of it and held it up.
"Really Edward, I am still hurting you?" I wasn't even touching him so this should be good.
"Yes and I would really like to forget it and take a shower now."
"That's funny, I have had it out for about a minute now you pussy." Edward turned and looked at me. I held up the tweezers with the little splinter so he could see it. "See, it's all over."
I placed the tweezers and the offending sliver or wood on the table beside the bed. Within seconds Edward had flipped me on my back on my bed. He climbed over the top of me, his body pressed against me. I could feel his hardness against my groin. I was tingly all over from the incredible heat radiating through me. He leaned down and whispered into my ear, "You enjoyed that didn't you?" I nodded, but was too stunned to speak. "Well, now it's my turn for some fun." He climbed off of me and stood up next to the bed. I sat up, curious as to what he was up to. Edward picked me up and threw me over his shoulder, like a rag doll, and carried me into my bathroom.
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