WHEEEEEEE LAST CHAPTER!
-America.
I woke up in my grave, and clawed my way out. Making my way over to Dorian, I proceeded to claw his eyes out and stake him through the heart.
"WE WIN BITCH!"
Me, Ariana, and Otis went back to my apartment and rocked out to the world's best songs.
Such as:
The Naruto Theme Song.
Doin' Your Mom.
Sun Goes Down.
S.O.S
JK REAL CHAPTER!:
I woke up in my grave, and clawed my way out. Making my way over to Dorian, I proceeded to beat the shit out of him. He tried to fight back, but a quick backkick to his throat and his head went flying off.
"I HATE YOU!" His dismembered head screamed before he turned into dust.
I emerged from my haze of angry stupor with an arm in the air.
"OI! OTIS! OTIS WE WIN!"
Otis came out and did some weird happy-dance thing. Ariana came out and did the same thing.
We raved until the sun came up after running the hell out of dodge to Otis's apartment.
I know, I know, it's short. I just wanted the ending to be funny. ISH. Depends on how you look at it.