The Mario Gang's Wacky Vacation Chapter 10: An Unlikely Friendship
By the way, this story takes place sometime during April 2001. With that said, begin Day 3...
Bowser: Wario, for the love of God, turn that rap junk down!
(Mario, Wario, Luigi and Bowser were in the kitchen. It is morning now. Peach, who was cooking breakfast, asks Luigi what kind of pancakes he wanted.)
Peach: Normal, Mickey Mouse or dino?
Luigi: Mickey Mouse please.
(Peach went over to the stove and poured some pancake batter into the frying pan, then she made two smaill circles with the batter that touched the big one to create "mouse ears")
Bowser: Keep it on this channel.
Wario: No! I don't like this song!
Bowser: Oh God! Noooo!
Mario: Will you two be quiet? This is noise pollution, man.
(Yoshi, Toad, Waluigi and D.K. were in the living room watching TV and also eating pancakes. D.K. had the remote.)
Waluigi: Don't channel surf so fast. I think you're skipping all the good stuff.
D.K.: Do you want to see a bunch of infomercials?
Waluigi: No. There's nothing good on.
Yoshi: I hate Thursday.
Toad: This is gay. Anyone up for a round of tennis?
Yoshi, D.K. & Waluigi: Yeah!
(Back in the kitchen, Luigi was decorating his Mickey Mouse-shaped pancake. He gave it a butter smile, a syrup nose and two blueberries for the eyes.)
Mario: What are you doing?
Luigi: Making my pancake more interesting.
Mario: Weegie, food isn't supposed to look interesting. Food is supposed to be eaten!
Peach: Yeah. Quit playing with your food!
Wario: Ha ha. Luigi got yelled at. Ha ha ha. Hey Bowser. Why aren't you laughing. You usually laugh when someone gets yelled at.
Bowser: It's only funny when they say something like idiot or dipstick. (to himself) Honestly, I think his pancake is cute.
Luigi: Well, if you're gonna be like that, Mario, I'm gonna eat this upstairs.
(Luigi took his plate and left.)
Bowser: Oh Luigi. Don't go- Wario! Shut that thing off!
Wario: Make me. I dare you.
Bowser: Oh fine. You win. I'm leaving.
(Bowser also got up and left. In the boys' room, Yoshi, Toad, Waluigi and D.K. were playing Mario Tennis. Luigi was in the room too, but he just sat on the bottom bunk bed closest to the sliding door and sorta stared into space.)
Waluigi: D.K., what did I tell you about being a dumbass?
D.K.: Don't be a dumbass...
Waluigi: Exactly. Let me play the net, Dumbass. Lose one more point and I'm gonna be mad.
(D.K. lost the next point.)
Waluigi: Now I'm mad! Dumbass!
(Waluigi chased D.K. out of the room. Yoshi and Toad follow them. Luigi didn't take notice of the chase. He continued to stare out the window. Soon, Bowser walks in.)
Bowser: Hey Luigi. What's up?
(No response.)
Bowser: Hey. I'm talking to you, Luigi. What's up?
(Still no response.)
Bowser: Ah, the strong silent type, huh?
(Luigi still doesn't respond.)
Bowser: You're pissed off at Mario, aren't you?
Luigi: Jeez Bowser. Leave me alone.
(Luigi climbed onto the top bunk. The pancake he decorated earliar was still on the bottom bunk.)
Bowser: Uh...hey. I noticed you didn't eat your pancake. You still want it?
Luigi: You really know how to annoy a guy, don't you? What are you hiding from me? You look like you got something else on your mind.
Bowser: Do you even like Peach?
Luigi: What's it to you?
Bowser: In the club house she sat next to you both times.
Luigi: And you sat next to her.
Bowser: Not the first time. Seriously, do you like her? I heard that she worked you lke a slave for two and a half years.
Luigi: For one thing it wasn't two and a half years, it was three years and- Hey! How did you know about this?! Don't tell me. Yoshi and Toad told you.
Bowser: Actually, they did.
Luigi: Fools.
Bowser: I think its bogus that Peach and Banjo did that to you. I'm on your side for this one. Could you tell me more?
Luigi: As long as you don't tell anyone...
(Outside at the clubhouse, Waluigi was looking at the dry erase board and erased TRUTH OR DARE.)
Waluigi: Let's see. What should we play tonight. Man, Thursdays are boring.
(Waluigi was about to write on the board when something squirted him in the back of the head. Waluigi turned around and saw Mario pointing his Super Soaker Huge Number at him.)
Mario: Hey you! Got a water gun?
Waluigi: No. Why?
Mario: Darn it. I'm looking for someone to have a water gun fight with me.
Waluigi: Well, don't bother me. I'm busy.
Mario: Fine then.
(Mario walks away from Waluigi and went into the house. In the kitchen, Peach was still cooking pancakes.)
Peach: Hey Mario. You know what? I spend most of my time cooking. What is up with that? This is a vacation.
Mario: So stop cooking. No one's at the table. (to himself) What a crazy bimbo.
(Upstairs, Luigi and Bowser continued their conversation.)
Bowser: So it was actually Mega Man that destroyed the evil warthogs and Simba went to Argentina?
Luigi: What are you talking about?
Bowser: I'm joking. So Peach made you do all that stuff because Banjo had a broken leg, but it turned out that he was faking it?
Luigi: Yeah. Dumb, huh?
Bowser: Uh huh. That's low. Let's play Pokemon Stadium.
(Back with Mario, he was in the living room looking out the sliding door. Wario was in the pool again. Yoshi and Toad were watching TV.)
Mario: Hey guys. Have you seen Weegie around?
Yoshi: He's probably upstairs like he said he'll be.
Toad: Yeah. Don't you even pay attention to what your brother says? Appearently, you don't.
(Mario didn't hear that. He already went upstairs and into the boys' room. Luigi and Bowser were playing the N64.)
Luigi: Yes! My level 57 Raichu knocked out your level 43 Rattata with Thuinderbolt!
Bowser: Ouchies!
Mario: There you are, Weegie. Wanna-
Luigi: Shove it, Mario! We're in the middle of a great battle! Ha! Bowser, did you honestly think your level 46 Exeggcute can take out my level 61 Pidgeot with Egg Bomb?
Mario: I was wondering if you wanted to have a water gun fight with me. I'm soooo bored.
Luigi: Sure. Bowser's Pokemon are too easy to beat.
(Mario and Luigi walk away.)
Bowser: Hey! These are Wario's Pokemon, not mine!
(Later Mario and Luigi were at the pool. Mario still had his Super Soaker Huge Number and Luigi had his Super Soaker Big Number, which was just a bit smaller than Mario's. D.K., who also had a good-sized gun, was there too. Wario was still sitting on his inner tube in the pool. He's probably asleep.)
Mario: Okay guys. Spread out so I don't find your butts very easily and... Where'd you get that piece of crap, D.K.?
D.K.: Shut up. I found it in the garage.
Luigi: Loser.
(Luigi and D.K. walk away. Not long after the game started, Luigi screamed. Mario and D.K. heard him and went to the field in the backyard where Luigi was dancing about.)
Luigi: G-gho-ghosts! Aieeee! Get'em away from me!
D.K.: I don't see any ghosts.
Mario: Hoo boy...
Luigi: No! No! Go away! Don't make me use this...this thing on you!
(Luigi started to shoot water all over the place. He didn't seem to be shooting anything in particular. He was just going nuts. He made such a noise that everyone from Peach to Waluigi heard it and came to see the crazed maniac.)
Waluigi: What the?
Luigi: Shoooooot! Go away! Crap! The stupid vacuum overheated again! My pants are on fire!
(Luigi was running around in circles now.)
Luigi: You dumb professor! I could use some help here! Dr. Gadd! For the love of God! Heeeeeelp!
Bowser: Ooookay. This scene is messed up.
Toad: Who the hell is Dr. Gadd?
D.K.: I don't get it. I don't see any ghosts, vacuums, fire or professors.
Mario: Of course you don't, Doofus Kong. I's obviously a figment of his imagination. Seriously, he's been doing this a lot lately.
D.K.: Which means...
Mario: Nobody let him go online for another week.
By the way, this story takes place sometime during April 2001. With that said, begin Day 3...
Bowser: Wario, for the love of God, turn that rap junk down!
(Mario, Wario, Luigi and Bowser were in the kitchen. It is morning now. Peach, who was cooking breakfast, asks Luigi what kind of pancakes he wanted.)
Peach: Normal, Mickey Mouse or dino?
Luigi: Mickey Mouse please.
(Peach went over to the stove and poured some pancake batter into the frying pan, then she made two smaill circles with the batter that touched the big one to create "mouse ears")
Bowser: Keep it on this channel.
Wario: No! I don't like this song!
Bowser: Oh God! Noooo!
Mario: Will you two be quiet? This is noise pollution, man.
(Yoshi, Toad, Waluigi and D.K. were in the living room watching TV and also eating pancakes. D.K. had the remote.)
Waluigi: Don't channel surf so fast. I think you're skipping all the good stuff.
D.K.: Do you want to see a bunch of infomercials?
Waluigi: No. There's nothing good on.
Yoshi: I hate Thursday.
Toad: This is gay. Anyone up for a round of tennis?
Yoshi, D.K. & Waluigi: Yeah!
(Back in the kitchen, Luigi was decorating his Mickey Mouse-shaped pancake. He gave it a butter smile, a syrup nose and two blueberries for the eyes.)
Mario: What are you doing?
Luigi: Making my pancake more interesting.
Mario: Weegie, food isn't supposed to look interesting. Food is supposed to be eaten!
Peach: Yeah. Quit playing with your food!
Wario: Ha ha. Luigi got yelled at. Ha ha ha. Hey Bowser. Why aren't you laughing. You usually laugh when someone gets yelled at.
Bowser: It's only funny when they say something like idiot or dipstick. (to himself) Honestly, I think his pancake is cute.
Luigi: Well, if you're gonna be like that, Mario, I'm gonna eat this upstairs.
(Luigi took his plate and left.)
Bowser: Oh Luigi. Don't go- Wario! Shut that thing off!
Wario: Make me. I dare you.
Bowser: Oh fine. You win. I'm leaving.
(Bowser also got up and left. In the boys' room, Yoshi, Toad, Waluigi and D.K. were playing Mario Tennis. Luigi was in the room too, but he just sat on the bottom bunk bed closest to the sliding door and sorta stared into space.)
Waluigi: D.K., what did I tell you about being a dumbass?
D.K.: Don't be a dumbass...
Waluigi: Exactly. Let me play the net, Dumbass. Lose one more point and I'm gonna be mad.
(D.K. lost the next point.)
Waluigi: Now I'm mad! Dumbass!
(Waluigi chased D.K. out of the room. Yoshi and Toad follow them. Luigi didn't take notice of the chase. He continued to stare out the window. Soon, Bowser walks in.)
Bowser: Hey Luigi. What's up?
(No response.)
Bowser: Hey. I'm talking to you, Luigi. What's up?
(Still no response.)
Bowser: Ah, the strong silent type, huh?
(Luigi still doesn't respond.)
Bowser: You're pissed off at Mario, aren't you?
Luigi: Jeez Bowser. Leave me alone.
(Luigi climbed onto the top bunk. The pancake he decorated earliar was still on the bottom bunk.)
Bowser: Uh...hey. I noticed you didn't eat your pancake. You still want it?
Luigi: You really know how to annoy a guy, don't you? What are you hiding from me? You look like you got something else on your mind.
Bowser: Do you even like Peach?
Luigi: What's it to you?
Bowser: In the club house she sat next to you both times.
Luigi: And you sat next to her.
Bowser: Not the first time. Seriously, do you like her? I heard that she worked you lke a slave for two and a half years.
Luigi: For one thing it wasn't two and a half years, it was three years and- Hey! How did you know about this?! Don't tell me. Yoshi and Toad told you.
Bowser: Actually, they did.
Luigi: Fools.
Bowser: I think its bogus that Peach and Banjo did that to you. I'm on your side for this one. Could you tell me more?
Luigi: As long as you don't tell anyone...
(Outside at the clubhouse, Waluigi was looking at the dry erase board and erased TRUTH OR DARE.)
Waluigi: Let's see. What should we play tonight. Man, Thursdays are boring.
(Waluigi was about to write on the board when something squirted him in the back of the head. Waluigi turned around and saw Mario pointing his Super Soaker Huge Number at him.)
Mario: Hey you! Got a water gun?
Waluigi: No. Why?
Mario: Darn it. I'm looking for someone to have a water gun fight with me.
Waluigi: Well, don't bother me. I'm busy.
Mario: Fine then.
(Mario walks away from Waluigi and went into the house. In the kitchen, Peach was still cooking pancakes.)
Peach: Hey Mario. You know what? I spend most of my time cooking. What is up with that? This is a vacation.
Mario: So stop cooking. No one's at the table. (to himself) What a crazy bimbo.
(Upstairs, Luigi and Bowser continued their conversation.)
Bowser: So it was actually Mega Man that destroyed the evil warthogs and Simba went to Argentina?
Luigi: What are you talking about?
Bowser: I'm joking. So Peach made you do all that stuff because Banjo had a broken leg, but it turned out that he was faking it?
Luigi: Yeah. Dumb, huh?
Bowser: Uh huh. That's low. Let's play Pokemon Stadium.
(Back with Mario, he was in the living room looking out the sliding door. Wario was in the pool again. Yoshi and Toad were watching TV.)
Mario: Hey guys. Have you seen Weegie around?
Yoshi: He's probably upstairs like he said he'll be.
Toad: Yeah. Don't you even pay attention to what your brother says? Appearently, you don't.
(Mario didn't hear that. He already went upstairs and into the boys' room. Luigi and Bowser were playing the N64.)
Luigi: Yes! My level 57 Raichu knocked out your level 43 Rattata with Thuinderbolt!
Bowser: Ouchies!
Mario: There you are, Weegie. Wanna-
Luigi: Shove it, Mario! We're in the middle of a great battle! Ha! Bowser, did you honestly think your level 46 Exeggcute can take out my level 61 Pidgeot with Egg Bomb?
Mario: I was wondering if you wanted to have a water gun fight with me. I'm soooo bored.
Luigi: Sure. Bowser's Pokemon are too easy to beat.
(Mario and Luigi walk away.)
Bowser: Hey! These are Wario's Pokemon, not mine!
(Later Mario and Luigi were at the pool. Mario still had his Super Soaker Huge Number and Luigi had his Super Soaker Big Number, which was just a bit smaller than Mario's. D.K., who also had a good-sized gun, was there too. Wario was still sitting on his inner tube in the pool. He's probably asleep.)
Mario: Okay guys. Spread out so I don't find your butts very easily and... Where'd you get that piece of crap, D.K.?
D.K.: Shut up. I found it in the garage.
Luigi: Loser.
(Luigi and D.K. walk away. Not long after the game started, Luigi screamed. Mario and D.K. heard him and went to the field in the backyard where Luigi was dancing about.)
Luigi: G-gho-ghosts! Aieeee! Get'em away from me!
D.K.: I don't see any ghosts.
Mario: Hoo boy...
Luigi: No! No! Go away! Don't make me use this...this thing on you!
(Luigi started to shoot water all over the place. He didn't seem to be shooting anything in particular. He was just going nuts. He made such a noise that everyone from Peach to Waluigi heard it and came to see the crazed maniac.)
Waluigi: What the?
Luigi: Shoooooot! Go away! Crap! The stupid vacuum overheated again! My pants are on fire!
(Luigi was running around in circles now.)
Luigi: You dumb professor! I could use some help here! Dr. Gadd! For the love of God! Heeeeeelp!
Bowser: Ooookay. This scene is messed up.
Toad: Who the hell is Dr. Gadd?
D.K.: I don't get it. I don't see any ghosts, vacuums, fire or professors.
Mario: Of course you don't, Doofus Kong. I's obviously a figment of his imagination. Seriously, he's been doing this a lot lately.
D.K.: Which means...
Mario: Nobody let him go online for another week.