"GASP! It's been so long since we've updated!" (me)
"Big apologies to all the readers!" (olivia)
"I blame you –points at gothgirl-" (c.j.)
"SHUT UP UKE BOY OR I'LL HAVE YOUR SEME COME IN HERE AND RAPE YOU!!" (me)
"Oh dear –sarcastic-" (c.j.)
"Oh yeah, people, this is Merani-chan's friend C.J. –points at the blonde haired boy-" (aisuki)
"-bows- Thank you, thank you." (c.j.)
"And guess what? He's an uke –evil fangirl smirk-" (me)
-all semes in room grin and stare at him-
"…Shit." (c.j.)
"And you may know C.J. from gaia online! His screen name is UrWittleUke :3" (me)
"-is being gawked at by semes- Me-chan, no one's really gonna rape me, right?" (c.j.)
"-doesn't answer and just smirks evilly-" (me)
"-gulps-" (c.j.)
"We also have Masaya now! –points to her and she waves a little-" (olivia)
"So with that, let's get on to the long awaited truths and dares!" (me)
"This should be fun!" (c.j.)
From, The Shonen-Ai and Yaoi Goddess (It's The Crimson Wings, from the
Ask the Cast)
Hi! Miss me?
Markl, how's the fangirl zapper working for you?
Sophie, I dare you to break up with Howl and stay broken up for a week.
Kakashi, I dare you to molest Iruka.
Itachi, I dare you to molest Sasuke (Sorry. 'Tis for a friend... -is a
SasuNaru and KibaNaru fangirl, really-)
Kiba, I dare you to molest Naruto.
Sakura, I dare you to kill yourself.
Hinata, I dare you to kill Ino.
(I am sorry for the whole molestation. I am just in the mood to mess
With them. Also, Goth-girl, I hope you cheer up soon. Know my ears are always open for your sorrows. -smiles- Also, could you send me the closet scene? )
Bye bye all!
-disappears in a flash of neon colors-
"Hi! Welcome back!" (me)
"It's working great! –zaps it happily-" (markl)
"A whole week? …Can we get back together after that?" (sophie)
"Yes." (olivia)
"Well alright. You heard them Howl." (sophie)
"T.T" (howl)
"With pleasure –grabs iruka and drags him to the closet-" (kakashi)
"HEY wait wait wait WAIT!" (iruka)
"He's…my…BROTHER! And his boyfriend is Naruto." (itachi)
"You still gotta do it!" (me)
"…Fangirls are scary…" (c.j.)
"Yes we are! –throws itachi and sasuke in the closet after kakashi and iruka, then throws kiba and naruto in there for the next dare-" (me and olivia)
"YOU KNOW WHAT I SHOULD! THE LOVE OF MY LIFE IS GAY! –stabs her heart-" (sakura)
"WWHHOOOOOOOOO!! OH YEAH!" (sakura haters)
"Okay! –smiles and throws a kunai at ino, nailing her in the head-" (hinata)
"Why thank you! :3 And sure you can!" (me)
"Um, can I read it too? –blushes-" (c.j.)
"No." (me)
"Why noooooot? –puppy eyes-" (c.j.)
"Oh stop whining –ties him up with the leash his seme gave him-" (me)
"Hmmph." (c.j.)
From, nextgenerationofchaos,
um this goes on for a while Inuyasha: I HATE KIKYO - or however the
hell you spell her name i must know do you like bacon (im retarted i know)
calcifer:i love you your so cute hugs cal
kai:ok my creator is weird
me:NO BREAKING THE 4th WALL!!
kai:we already did 5 times oh yeah punches howl in the face thats for
stealing my money
yah um we were bored bye
"Why is everyone so hard on…you know, I'm not even gonna ask. And yes, I like bacon." (inuyasha)
"X3" (calcifer)
"I gave it back to you a week ago! –rubs where kai punched him-" (howl)
"O.o?" (everyone else)
"…What?" (howl)
From, Saya3427,
No Sasuke, the thing on your shirt doesn't look like a fan. Not even close. Mabye if GothGirl rates this to Mature, I will tell you.
Kakashi: Did you know that your name in latin (Or something) the first Four letters meen: Crap.
Shino: Yay! Whoo -hugs and drags him away-
Sasuke: I dare you to wear a diaper, and act like a 4 year old.
"-is still in the closet from his last dare but heard- YOU SICKO!" (sasuke)
"-laughs-" (me, olivia, aisuki, c.j.)
"Really? Hmm… -is still in the closet-" (kakashi)
"Oh COME ON!" (sasuke)
"-opens the closet and pulls sasuke out- You must! –hands him the diaper- :3" (me)
"Oohh… -puts it on reluctantly- Do I wook wike a fwour year wold now?" (sasuke)
"KAWAII!" (fangirls)
From, The Black Inferno Alchemist,
Oh man, so much yaoi... -faints from overload- Now I remember why I got
Into SasuNaru. I would very much like to see what's in that closet... Oh. I dare Sakura to run the Ninja Warrior course! All four stages!
"Sure thing!" (me)
"Um…she's kinda dead –looks at her dead corpse on the floor-" (olivia)
"-brings her back to life- there." (c.j.)
"Wha…?" (me, olivia, sakura)
":3" (c.j.)
"…Whatever. Do your dare Suckura." (me)
"T.T –goes through the course but falls off the rolling log- AAHH!!" (sakura)
-we all laugh at her-
From, Grassina3,
I luv this, its great. I just dont like u ppl being mean 2 Howl.
Howl-I dare u to dump sophie 4 good and come live with me.
Calcifer-Truth-why did u go back 2 live with sophie and howl?
Howl again-Truth- what color are ur eyes?
"Aww…T.T" (howl)
"You two are broken up for a week anyway, go live with Grassina3 for that time at least." (aisuki)
"…Fine…" (howl)
"Cause they're my friends :3" (calcifer)
"Blue." (howl)
From, CountryAnimeGal94,
YAY!! IT GOT ANSWERED!! AND MINE WAS FIRST!! LOVES YOUS!
OK, TO BUSINESS!
Sasuke(dare)- you are forever pardened from all other dares so you can smex Naruto! ;
Naruto(dare)- same as Sasuke! ;
Howl(truth) Why is your name Howl? What kinda name is THAT?!
Temari(dare)- I WANT YOU TO KILL YOURSELF AND NEVER EVER EVR EVER COME BACK!! I HATE YOU!! throughs kunai's at Temari
Orochi(dare)- I want you to kiss a GIRL!! MWAHAHAHA! is evilly laughing
And I shink thats it! Love you all! hearts dissappears in a puff of blue smoke
"Of course! Everyone's dare, truths, and questions get answered here!" (me)
"YYEEEESSS!!" (sasuke and naruto)
"Sorry boys, you still gotta do dares. There's no escaping that. You just…won't do them that often." (me)
"-cries-" (sasuke and naruto)
"I was raised by wolves…" (howl)
"O.o??" (everyone else)
"Well that makes sense…" (c.j.)
"AAH! –tries to dodge the kunais but has the dare so stands in front of them and gets stabbed and dies-" (temari)
"YAY!" (temari haters)
"NNNUUUUUU!!" (orochimaru)
"HAHAHAHAA!!" (oro haters)
"Who's he gonna kiss?" (olivia)
-everyone smirks and points to tsunade-
"Oh dear god no." (tsunade)
"Yes!" (me)
-they both whine and quickly kiss, spitting up. Everyone laughs at them-
From, Princess Zathura,
Just eat the chocolate, chocolate is the anwser to all problems.
ANYWHO!
I dare Sesshomaru to go on a date with Itachi!
I dare Howl to stare at the sun until he goes blind, and then stand in
a room full of very big snakes!
And here gothgirl can have 55,432 hershey bars
"o.o?" (sesshomaru and itachi)
"Ugh…fine… -grabs itachi and walks away with him for their date-" (sesshomaru)
"Oh you all hate me so much…" (howl)
"Is everyone like this to Howl all the time?" (c.j.)
"Yep." (olivia)
"Haha…and can I please take this leash and collar off now?" (c.j.)
"No." (me)
"Aww…" (c.j.)
-howl goes to do the dare and comes back with barely any eyes and snake bites all over him-
"HAHA" (me, olivia, aisuki)
"Thanks! –eats the chocolate-" (me)
From, Aya Uchiha,
Sorry I didn't send any truths or dares, I've been busy with school
stuffZ. ONWARD!
Maru-chan(fluffy): BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Now I shall torture JO!-evil smirk- I
Dare you to...make out with ITACHI! HA!!
Sakura: Tell the truth, would you ever have a one night stand with an
Akatsuki member? Who?
Sasori: I dare you to make a puppet of Saya from Blood , then booty
rape it XD. LMAO!
Gothgirl: Thanks for reviewing my Ask the Cast, I'll update soon, me
pwomise!! Have a cookie, yeah?-hands cookie-Oh, and feel better!
Up, up, AND AWAY! -flies off through roof-
"But we just went on a date!" (sesshomaru)
"Too bad –pushes sesshomaru and itachi's faces together-" (me)
"Yes. Itachi cause-" (sakura)
"He looks like Sasuke?" (everyone else)
"Yep!" (sakura)
"Um…o-okay –begins making the puppet-" (sasori)
"…" (everyone else)
"You're welcome! And thank you :3 –nibbles on the cookie-" (me)
From, AsuCagafan,
This is funny. I think I 'm gonna die of laughter.
Sophie: Can u jump over a cliff? (I got that idea from my friend) A Really high one.
Howl: Dump Sophie (my friend asked that)
Markl: Do u have a girlfriend? (Don't worry I won't chase u.)
Sakura: Kiss Ino.
Guys, if u don't do it, I'll write u on my Death Note. If u don't know
What that is, I won't tell u.
"EEK a Death Note! –jumps off a high cliff-" (sophie)
"Geez, it's just a Death Note. I have my own –cough-which I stole from Light-kun-cough-" (me)
"We're already dumped for a week!" (howl)
"Nope…" (markl)
"EEWW YURI –hides-" (c.j.)
-other yuri haters turn their heads as ino is brought back to life and sakura kisses her-
"-comes back out- is it safe?" (c.j.)
"Yes. –twitch-" (me)
"Phew –sighs-" (c.j.)
From, Guardian's Robot,
Howl: i dare you to get torn apart by Starscream
Naruto: sorry about the whole spikey stalagmite business
Calcifer: I dare you to forge me new armour as mine is a little rusty
ALL: go out and capture that grumpy nightmaren known as Reala for the
Next chappie (bows dramitically and dissapears in a puff of smoke)
"WWHHYYY!!" (howl)
"Cause the robot said so –throws starscream at him and he gets torn to pieces, then brings him back to life-" (olivia)
"We truly are in Hell…" (howl)
"Eh, it's alright." (naruto)
"Sure thing! –gets to work on it-" (calcifer)
"Sure thing!" (me)
From, Fire's Descent,
Aw, Don't be sad!! Sadness sucks!! But I congratulate you on getting a
BF! Very big accomplishment! If you want to talk about it to someone else, you can ask! I'm a good listener! Sort of. Okay maybe I should just shut up with that...
Anyways! SAkura! Sit around and be emo for 3 posts straight! Maybe more
people will like you...!
Lee, get over here, theres a phone for you from so crazy pig farm guy!!
MAN! NO ONE COMPLAINS, ITS ALWAYS MORE FUN If YOU COMPLAIN!! Wel...!
All the asuki (sorry that I spelled it wrong) get dressed as sailors and sing the sailor song in a fake boat and then Tobi AND kakashi take off your maskes! And kakashi take off every mask till we get to your face! You too tobi!
All of you, Dance to Honey punch and Love shine and Cha Cha
slide!!(This should kill them)In frilly dress and 1800 century Suits! Boys and girls, you can pick!
Ninja Spoof! -giant storm of ice cream in cones and bowls-
Darn...I have to get better with these stupid ninjustus...
"Thanks! And we've been going out for about four months now!" (me)
-everyone claps for gothgirl-
"Oh fine. –sits in a corner-" (sakura)
"Uh oh…TELL HIM I'M NOT HERE!! –runs away-" (lee)
"OKAY! –they all do that and have a really retarded time-" (akatsuki)
"Aww… okay. –takes off his mask and it's just a normal face with a long scar down his sharingon eye. But he's EXTREAMLY hot-" (kakashi)
"O/O" (everyone else)
"Wooooww…" (c.j.)
"Nice!" (me, olivia, aisuki)
-tobi takes his off next and half his face is missing-
"PUT IT BACK ON!" (pretty much everyone)
-he does so-
"Tobi is a good boy X3" (tobi)
"Alright everyone, let's do dis!" (olivia)
-everyone dances in the outfits, the cheery people having fun, the people who get annoyed are in excruciating mental pain-
"OMG C.J. THAT OUTFIT LOOKS SO KAWAII ON YOU!" (me)
"Heehee! –smiles- Why thank you!" (c.j.)
"Gothgirl, why are you wearing a suit and not a dress?" (howl)
"SHUT UP!" (me)
From, peniguin911,
oh! gothgirl got a bf!congrats!
ty justin!
justin truth: what if i said i was pregnat with your baby?? what would
you say!
lol! sasuke i enjoy your pain so cut narutos arm and leg off!MWAHAHAHA!
"X3" (me)
"O.O…are you?!" (justin)
"WHAT?!" (sasuke)
"T.T" (naruto)
"Don't worry, we can regrow them." (me)
"Well… alright –puts numbing stuff on naruto's legs and arms then cuts them off- T.T" (sasuke)
"-regrows them-" (olivia, me)
"Yay." (sasuke, naruto)
From, Readerfreak10,
Sesshomaru:Dare-Hug inuyasha
Inuyasha:Truth- Why dont you just tell Kagome that u love her
Goth-girl:dare-Punch Sasuke in the face
Sasuke:Dare-Do the Macarena
Sakura:If your happy and u know it clap your hands
Howl: I thought you should know that i named my stuffed wolf after you
Sophie: Truth- When will you pop out some Howlets?
"Ugh, fine –hugs inu-" (sesshomaru)
"IT'S NOT THAT EASY!!" (inuyasha)
"Sure! –punches sasuke in the face and he goes flying-" (me)
"-crawls back and whines, then does the Macarena-" (sasuke)
"-is still doing the emo dare so doesn't clap her hands-" (sakura)
"Um, okay." (howl)
"Soon actually!" (sophie)
"o.o…you wanna run that by me again?" (howl)
"-giggles-" (sophie)
From, q8iya,
Hi!!
aw. i hope you're feeling better now. and if it helps.. it'll happen
sooner or later.. though i dont really know what 'it' is.. but if it makes you feel better.. XD..
Markl: HI! we haven't see U in a LONg time.. truth: What do you dream
Of being in the future.. other than a master in magic?
Sophie: truth. who is the one guy in the world who you would utterly
Refuse to marry??
SMILES XD
Q8iya
"Other than a wizard? Uh… a full grown man?" (markl)
"JACOB MARGANFOLIA! –hisses- Had a bad childhood with him." (sophie)
"Okay… Well, that's it for this chapter! Thanks everyone!" (me)
"I was happy to be here!" (c.j.)
"And you'll be here all the time now!" (me)
"…What?" (c.j.)
"Yep! Did you really think I would pass up the opportunity to have a REAL uke here?!" (me)
"-groans-" (c.j.)
"Ahem…yes well…review everyone!" (aisuki)