Disclaimer: No, I don't own Naruto . . . ok maybe I am running out of ideas for the disclaimers.
A/N: Yeah man, I've been regularly updating like a boss! I'm a punctual boss!
J is For Janitor
"What do you mean you want a raise?" Pein asked while scowling in the man's direction.
The man sighed, "I mean I need more money if you want me to keep doing what I'm doing."
Pein sighed in exasperation, "What, exactly, is wrong with the setup we have now?"
The man shuffled awkwardly from foot to foot before speaking again, "Listen, I don't know what it is you're running here, I don't want to know the details, but you have me cleaning up blood and shit at least every other week!"
"What are you saying, that you think that you can blackmail us into giving you more money?" Pein said calmly.
"W-well, I'm not saying that but-" he began before being cut off.
"Hidan, get in here," Pein yelled.
The janitor visibly paled and when he heard someone coming up the steps.
"W-who's Hidan?" he asked while unconsciously backing himself against the wall.
"Me," Hidan said while slamming the door against the wall on his way in.
"So what was it that you came in here for again?" Pein asked him calmly.
"Nothing!" he said instantaneously.
Hidan laughed insanely, "Then get the fuck out!"
He ran out the door and the two ninjas heard him stumble down the stairs.
"You don't pay me enough for this," Hidan said while leaning against the wall.
Pein glared at the Jashinist who in return smirked obnoxiously.
"From now on Kakuzo has to deal with this."
A/N: I have a great idea for the next chapter, if anyone can guess what it is from the hint I'm about to give then I'll write you a story of your choice, other than lemons obviously. Ok here's the hint: Its what Itachi would be at a party.