Dude, who ever the frick Fox-Siren is, YOU'RE A GENIUS. You are now my second brain, my back up ideas! WOO! :) Dude this persons a genius. I've liked all their ideas so far :D And I've jacked parts of them or taken the whole thing.
Thank you thank you thank you! :D You're a frickin genius kid!

Koda Bella

What if Edward finds out about our secret marriage!?
As the Kool-Aid Man and Woman!
Never mind, he'd just freak out
Yeah as always.
But that's why its a SECRET!
Would he like explode if we told him? Cause if thats the case I'm telling him.
Meh nah he'll just get all mad
Then what?
Cry about it. Well dry sob. Then he'll be all upset.
Aw man!
You can just control him.
Hm good point!
But don't let him see this paper! He'll flip out.
You're SURE he won't explode?
Positive
AWW MAN! :(
?
Nothing...
Ohkay? What are you planning?
Nothing. Just wanted to see if Eddie would explode.
OH! COOL! Right on! Let's make a plan.
Um aren't you his wife?
He forced my hand. :P
Right. I thought it was; "If you marry me I'll turn you into a vampire. Other wise, screw you, ask Carlisle"
Pretty much.
:P Hes a jerk face!
Nah he just wanted me to marry him. Which worked. :) Plus side, I realized I'm good at SOMETHING.
Which is?
Take a guess, Koda, take a guess.
OH! Wow, really?
Yeah.
Lol cool.
Let's say, I was the man, he was the girl.
DAMN!
He was scared afterwards to be alone with me. :) He got over it. Funny part; I was STILL HUMAN.
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
I know!
I bet if he reads this he'll explode
If he explodes I'll give you 1000 dollars cash.
Deal!

Meanwhile...
Edward-So wheres Bella and Koda?
Alice-Over there, passing notes.
Jasper-Same old, same old.
Edward-I swear, they're like to school girls. All they do is pass notes.
Jasper-They do other stuff.
Alice-Oh yeah I know! They get on AIM and they talk to us and they run off to the store screaming. And they do all random crazy stuff :)
Jasper-They also do a lot of stuff together
Edward-Like?
Jasper-Girl stuff.
Alice-Make-up, hair, shopping, dancing... yadda.
Edward-Right.
Jasper-Hey look! They threw away that paper! Eddie go get it!
Edward-Kay.
-Edward is away. Edward will receive all messages when he returns-
-Koda signs on-
-Bella signs on-
Bella-Hey!
Koda-SUP
Alice-Eddies getting something.
Koda-What?
Alice-Just a paper.
Bella-What paper?
Jasper-The paper you just threw away
Bella-NO!!
Koda-Aw shit.
-Edward has returned-
Edward-WHAT THE HELL!?
Koda-IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!
Edward-A receipt for 5000 for a purse!?
Alice-Wrong paper.
Bella-Get the paper Koda! RUN! And while your at it, stuff it in your bra. Eddie won't go there.
Edward-No guy would.
Koda- -Glares-
Bella-GET IT!
Edward-NO! I MUST GET IT FIRST!
Koda-To bad, I have it.
Bella-YES!
Alice-Nice Edward! Now we'll never know what they talk about!
Koda-Just chit chat :)
Edward-So why can't I see the paper?
Alice-Don't look at each other like that!
Jasper-Yeah! I feel mischief.
Bella-No you don't...
Jasper-Yes I do.
Koda-NO. YOU. DON'T.
Jasper-No I don't.
Alice-Hey! :D Good job BatMan!
Koda-Not so bad yourself BatWoman!
Bella-Eh hem!
Koda-AND Robin.
Bella- :)

Jasper Edward
How can we get that paper?
Idk.
You should! Can't you make them feel bad about what they're hiding? And then they'll hand it over!
Good luck! I'm not getting controlled again.
D: Please? For me?
Nope.
Come on, I am NOT reaching down Koda's shirt.
Do it while's shes sleeping.
Are you mental?
What?
WE DON'T SLEEP.
Oh right. :) Well Idk. Seduce her?
Hm... I might consider that if I knew Bella wouldn't kill me.
Just follow them till they drop it then.
BRILLIANT!

--10hours later

"Yes!" Edward said.
"They dropped it?" Jasper asked.
"YES!" He opened it and began reading.
"NO EDWARD WAIT! DON'T READ THAT!" Koda screamed.
"NO! DON'T LOOK EDWARD!" Bella shouted.
"WHAT!? MARRIED!? YOU'RE MARRIED TO ME BELLA!" Edward screamed.
"Um..." Koda said.
"I can explain?" Bella said.
"I FORCED YOUR HAND!? YOU AGREED IN THE MEADOW!" He shouted.
"Dude, look at that shade of red hes turning." Koda whispered.
"I didn't know vampires could do that!" Jasper whispered back.
"WHOA! HE EXPLODED!" Koda shouted.
"Aw man!" Bella said.
"HA! TOLD YOU HE WOULD!"
"You didn't say jack about him exploding!"
"Yes I did!"
"NO YOU DIDN'T!" Bella shouted.
"Yes you did!" Jasper said, looking at the note, "You owe her 1000 cash"
"Dammit!" Bella said.
"And someone call Esme and tell her to get down here and clean this mess up" Jasper said.
"ESME!" Koda shouted.
"I AM BUSY! DO IT YOURSELVES!" She screeched down the stairs.
"BUT THERES A MESS!" Koda whined.
"OH! REALLY!? I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN!" She called.
"Mood swing much?" Jasper muttered.
"Ouch" Edwards remains said.
Esme started sweeping them up, "OUCH! NO DON'T MOVE ME! STOP OUCH! CAN'T YOU HEAR ME!? OUCH!! STOP SWEEPING YOU BLASTED WOMAN!"
"You guys say something?" Esme asked.
"Nope" They said.
"Oh"
"CURSES!!" Edward screamed