Another Kingdom Hearts ToD
Hi everyone! SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING YESTERDAY! I was...busy. Ok, know what, let's just get on to the show.
Disclaimer: I said it once, I'll say it again: I DON'T OWN KINGDOM HEARTS!
I ran on the stage and landed on my chair, making it. "I'm here! Oh, hi guys!" I exclaimed. They were staring at me. I frowned. "What's up?" I asked. "'What's up?'! You left for a whole day ALONE , where we might've died because of HIM, and you just say 'What's up?'!" Vanitas yelled, mad.
I sighed. "I'm sorry about that! I didn't might as well tell you that I might update every two days. Just saying! So please, I hope you can understand. And besides, Xemnas can't do anything to you as long as this show/fic stays!" I said. Axel frowned. "How long are you going to keep this up anyway?" he asked.
I shrugged. "I'm not sure. We'll head to the 20's and see what happens there. I might go on to 30's or even 40's. We'll have to see." I replied. I then grinned at the camera. "Anyway, DOW, the Thanksgiving dinner was awesome! I have never felt fuller in my life!" I exclaimed.
Roxas nodded. "Yeah, it was pretty delicious." He said. "No kidding! The turkey...the potatoes...heck, the French fries, it was awesome!" Sora exclaimed. (Btw, he and Van were back to their selves again.)
"So, thanks! You know, you and your oc can come at any time, just give me a message to let me know you're coming!" I said with a wink. "Speaking of which, let's do your truth/dares right now!" I announced, and everyone groaned.
"*Rolling on the floor laughing*
I never thought you would actually make them do it!
*Calming down* Oh good stuff.
Alright lets beg... oh! wait for some of these truths i going to temporally give Xemnas his heart back so he can feel emotions
Truths: 1. Xemnas now that you have your heart back how do you feel about the way you treated Xion?!
2. Aqua What do you think of the after math of xehanort taking over terra? (points at Xemnas)
Dare: 1. Xemnas Let Xion beat you up for all the things you did/allowed to happen to her!
2. Terra kiss Aqua.
I HAVE SPOKEN!
p.s Good job Demyx I knew you could do it sorry about your mullet though.
p.s.s My oc should be over soon to delver the dinner (sorry about the wait.)
p.s.s.s by the way at the end of these questions i'm taking the heart back."
"WHAT?! DO YOU WANT US TO DIE?!" Axel yelled. "Relax, Axel, he said he was taking the heart back after the questions are over! Jeez..." I said, rolling my eyes. I grinned. "Well, of course I would! It's a dare, so unless they want to go in THE ROOM OF TERROR, then they have to do it. I'll be honest, I have never heard of it until you dared them to do it, so I was curious too." I exclaimed, shrugging.
Demyx sniffed. "Thanks for the consideration...it'll be awhile until it grows back unfortunately, so thanks for the support!" he said. Yeah, he wasn't kidding. The fireball burned off his mullet, so now it looks like a barber went crazy on it.
"Moving on, what are your thoughts, Xem-Xem?" I asked cheerfully. He glared at me. "My name is Xemnas. And, I don't really care on how I acted." He said boredly. I clenched my fists. "Ok then...Aqua?" I asked, through my clenched teeth.
She blinked, and looked at Terra to Xemnas. "Wait...Terra becomes him?! I feel shocked, and I think I should've tried harder to prevent this from happening!" she yelled, shocked. I patted her shoulder. "There, there Aqua. It's alright." I said.
I quickly looked at Xion. "Xion?" I asked. She looked at me innocently. "Yeah?" She said. I nodded to Xemnas and yelled, "RIP HIS HEAD OFF!" She immediately summoned her Keyblade and charged at Xemnas. He yelped, and tried to escape.
As he did, he yelled, "Hey Xion, heheh, you do know I never meant any of the things I did to you, right?" he asked. She stopped, then yelled, "RIKU, HELP ME OUT HERE!" He got up and summoned his Keyblade. "With pleasure! He yelled, and together the couple, er, beat Xemnas up.
I grinned. "Usually I'm against bullying, but I'll allow it this one time. Terra, Aqua, KISS!" I demanded. The two's eyes widened. "WHAT?" they both asked. "It's a dare-plus, it doesn't have to be on the lips." I said.
They both sighed in relief. Then Aqua came to Terra and quickly pecked him on the cheek, and he did the same. They both looked calm, with slight blushes. But I bet you 10 bucks they were both thinking, 'Ohmantheykissedmeohmygoshbes tdayeverilovedititwasamazing ohmygosh'.
Xion and Riku were done beating up Xemnas, who was on the ground, wailing in pain. I sighed. "Now that the truth/dares are done, his heart is gone again. I suppose...yay?" I shrugged. "Ok, now we have Yakusoku-Xion next! Oh man, I hope you survive those days I don't update." I said worriedly.
"Thank you! *bows down* YOU ARE GOD I SWEAR TO KINGDOM HEARTS.
Truth:
Xion/Axel/Demyx/Roxas: Any particular Organization member you are *cough*creepedoutandthinkyouaregoin gtobemolestedby*cough*?
Dare:
Roxas/Sora/Riku/Axel: *Hands you all a book* I dare you all to read this. It' called Colorful Sky, READ ALL OF IT. Mystery, if you don't know the doujin/doujinshi Colorful Sky, please search it up, and if you can bear it (which I can because I love it so much) then read THE WHOLE THING. I prefer this because, you know... Ax, Sor-Sor, Roxy, and Ku-Ku is in it. ;)
Sora: Take this bunny and choke it. *hands you bunny and goes to cry in corner*
Ventus: Take this Unversed, and this Heartless, and put them in any TWO people's shirts. *Freezes time so you can put them down someone's shirt and hands you Unversed and Heartless*
Vanitas: Take your Keyblade and break it in half. Now. :) Bwhaha I'm evil. Or preferably, since I have had my share of yaoi (too much), I want you to kiss Ven-Ven. :3 BWAHAHA... I'll stop now. ._.
*Is sulking because I have an eternal craving for your humor*"
"Oh my, I don't know what to say! Oh dear...now I'm even more worried." I mumbled. The mentioned people paled, and glanced at Xemnas, who glared at each of them-yeah, since he lost his heart again he healed more quickly and now Xion is freaked out of him.
They gulped. "Oh, uh no, not at all." Xion stammered. "Nope! No one at all!" Roxas said quickly. "No! I don't know anyone who would!" Demyx squeaked, looking at Xemnas.
Axel scoffed. "To be honest, along with someone else, it's Marluxia. It was a wonder I survived him in Castle Oblivion." He said.
"See?! Never trust someone with pink hair who controls flowers!" I yelled. Everyone nodded. "True that." Roxas said. "Ok then, let's read it." I said as I looked it up. The four gathered behind me, and we read, they began to redden as I blinked.
"Oh wow...this is..." I started to say but Riku covered my eyes. "No! You're too young to look at that! Quick, exit out of there!" He yelled, and Sora took my laptop. I sighed. "My mind's not innocent, Riku. I've seen things that shouldn't be seen. Just finish reading it." I said.
Riku looked at me shocked, while Sora shook his head. "No! I can't read on! I just can't!" he wailed. Roxas crossed his arms. "Sorry, but I'm not reading anymore." He said. Axel nodded. "Me neither. Count me out!" he yelled. Riku blinked, and answered, "Same here." I sighed. "I would, if Sora and the others gave me back my-" I was cut off by everyone yelling, "NO IT WILL POISON YOUR MIND!"
I rolled my eyes. "Like my mind isn't already poisoned...OK! SORA!" I yelled and got up to get the bunny. I returned, and gave him it. "Aw, it's so fluffy! What do I have to do again?" he asked while petting it.
I forced a smile on my face. "You have to choke it to death!" I said cheerfully. He gaped and stared at me, still holding the bunny. Then he started shaking his head. "No. NO. Nononononononononononononono nonononononononono! I won't!" he said, backing away with the bunny in his arms.
I frowned. "So you'd rather go into THE ROOM OF TERROR than choke the bunny?" I asked. He gulped, but nodded. I sighed. "Very well, then. Give the bunny to Kairi." I said. He handed the bunny to Kairi, who held it absent-mindly as she watched Sora head into the direction of The Room of Terror.
Riku and Axel came up to me. "Myst, please! He won't survive in there." Riku said. "Yeah, might as well start digging his grave! There has to be another way!" Axel exclaimed. I sighed, and shook my head. "I'm sorry, but you know the rules. He has to do it. He'll stay in there for 3 minutes, then he can come out, how about that?" I asked, and they nodded.
3 minutes later...
I sighed as I watched Axel and Riku drag Sora out. "At least he isn't dead..."I said. Kairi hugged the bunny tighter. Ven blinked. "Uh, ok!" he said. "Wait, wha-" Time was stopped and everyone froze-except for me. Ven frowned. "Wait, why are you..." He trailed off.
"I'm the host, so I have to watch which people you chose. Better hurry!" I said. He nodded, and looked at each person. He then smiled, and went to Xemnas and put the Heartless in his cloak. He walked to Axel and put the Unversed in his. I chuckled as time worked again.
Axel blinked, and reached behind him. He yelped and started running. "AHHH! SOMEONE HELP ME! NO ONE HELP ME! ANYONE HELP ME!" he screamed. Vanitas facepalmed while everyone sweatdropped. He sighed and snapped his fingers, causing the Unversed to come toward him and caused it to disappear.
"Just so you know, I only did that because I thought it'd suffocate in there." He retorted, causing Axel to frown. Meanwhile, Xemnas immediately grabbed the Heartless and choked it. It disappeared into black smoke. "You should consider yourself lucky I cannot kill you here." He said, giving a death glare at Ven, who laughed nervously.
"What?!" Van yelled. I gestured at him. "Come on, Van, we don't have all day!" I said. He glared at me. "Promise me you will fix it after I break it." he muttered through clenched teeth. I nodded hurriedly.
He summoned his Keyblade, took it in both his hands, and snapped it in two. He handed the pieces to me, and I quickly got some duct tape and wrapped it around the part where it broke. I grinned and handed it back to him.
"As crude as it looks, by next chapter/episode it'll be back to normal, I guarantee it!" I boasted confidently. He glared at me. "It better..." he growled. Ven blushed. I grinned. "Oh, you're a VenVan fan too? That's awesome!" I exclaimed.
The two stared at me, one in shock and the other in anger. "You're a fan of that pairing? Why?!" Ven asked. "Come on-light x dark, opposites attract-I'm a fan of that stuff! It's just so cute and awesome at the same time!" I squealed out.
Van facepalmed. "There is no way I'm doing that." He muttered. Ven sighed, walked to him, and quickly pecked him on the cheek. "There! I did it! Mission accomplished!" he squeaked. Van turned around, kissed his hand, and SLAPPED VEN ON BOTH CHEEKS!
"OW! That hurt!" Ven yelled. "Van! What the heck?!" I yelled. He glared. "Hey, I technically kissed him, so let's move on." He said. I threw my hands up in the air, giving up. "Curaga! Ven, are you alright?" Aqua asked, worried. After the green aura disappeared, he smiled. "Now I am! Thanks, Aqua!" he said.
I sighed. "Ok then, next up is...hey, it's HiminaChanTteba! What up, my sister?" I greeted.
";w; I hate chemistry + biology huwaa ;A;
Truths :
To Riku ; ...how do you know I look like that?! OAO and I have a kingdom hearts shirt! What are you?!
To Namine ; Last night I dreamed about King Mickey x Roxas ... What do you think? *shivers*
Dares :
To Axel ; hello dear Axel ;3 u miss me right? #NO# use a bikini :D
To Terra ; explain me things about cells! W(oAo W) for my homework! #slap
...RikuSora, you both kissed ..on the lips .. I thought on the cheek x'D"
"I KNOW RIGHT?! I still nearly die of laughter every time I think of it." I snickered out. Sora hid his face while Riku winced. "Please-I'd rather not talk about it." he said. Sora nodded in agreement.
"Wait, you do?! Oh wow..." Riku said, amazed. "OH DUDE! YOU'RE A PHYSIC!" I yelled, looking at him amazed but a little freaked out. I clutched my head. "Don't read my mind!" I yelled. He rolled his eyes. "Myst, I'm not a physic. It was just a lucky guess." He said. "Wait, I know how to determine this!" Sora announced.
He stared at Riku. "...what number am I thinking of right now?" he asked. We all facepalmed or fell anime-style. "Are you serious?" Riku asked in disbelief. Sora nodded. "...Kairi." Riku replied, and Sora gasped. "OH MY GOSH, YOU ARE A PHYSIC! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" he yelled, running away and accidentally into a wall. He fell on the ground, knocked out.
We all facepalmed. "So...Namine, your thoughts? Personally, I think that's a little...disturbing." I said, wincing. She winced as well, while Roxas turned red in embarrassment. "I also think it's disturbing and I also wonder if you are well." She answered, staring concerned at the camera.
"NOOOOO! I'D RATHER TAKE MY CHANCES WITH THE FANGIRLS!" He yelled, running to The Room of Terror. We all stared as he went in. "...Himi, I think you made him go insane." I stated.
Terra cleared his throat. "Well, cells all have a nucleus, or 'brain'. There is also the cytoplasm, which is basically the 'stuff' inside the cell. The cell membrane protects and supports the cell. If a virus manages to get into a cell, it will use it to make more of itself until the cell can't hold in anymore, thus breaking and dying. That's all I got." He said.
I grinned. "Hope you get an A. Now we got a new truth/darer, LightXDarknessKH! 10 bucks says you're a fan of the VenVan pairing!" I exclaimed, while Ven blushed and Van glared at me.
"HI CAST! im sorry but now you are doomed cause im daring nor now on! muahahahahahaha
Truths:
Aqua do u like Ven or terra? (im personally a Venqua fan but i dont know your opinion
Ven: Tell everyone about your past every detail! (IM RLLY SORRY i love your role but i rlllllly wanna see your reaction ill give u cookies! -hands him cookies-
Sora: If kairi was dying in your arms what would you say before she died?
Dares:
"Sora/kairi: make my truth for sora a reality (dont tell them its a dare and shes gonna be rezzed till AFTER)"
"Repliku: do you like guy x guy fanfics? i think there called yaoi... o.o'
Demyx: your getting a too big break! do the douggie in front of the whole cast O.O
Myst: i dare u to read my stories Sora's Power and Secret of the Keyblade i need tips i have writers block! ^_^
Thats all i got till next time! srry cast!"
"...I'm scared." Sora whimpered. (He had managed to wake up.) "Don't be." Riku said. "OH! Aqua, what's your response?" I asked, teasing her. She blushed. "You are? Um...I actually only think of them as friends...just that, friends! Nothing else..." she answered nervously.
I looked at her skeptically. "Riiight...ok, Ven, we're all ears!" I said cheerfully while everyone looked at him. He laughed nervously. "Oh, m-my past? Pfft, Aqua and Terra can tell you, I mean we spent all our time hanging out with each other!" he said, laughing a little.
I looked at him bored. "Ven, there was a time when you didn't hang out with them. If you won't tell, I will." I said. He gulped. "Ok then...here goes..." he said.
15 minutes later...
"And that's everything." He finished, and everyone stared at him. "Wow Ven...you were the last person I expected to have that kind of past..." Repliku remarked. He shrugged. "Well, that is what happened." He said. Aqua looked at him, and blushed. Wow, I never knew...that was brave...what is this feeling I have?...I thought I only got it for Terra...she thought.
Sora blinked. "I...I...I...I...I...I...I...I...I...I...I...I...I'd say..." he mumbled the next part. I sighed. "Please, guys, try to speak up!" I said. "I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED YOU AND I ALWAYS WILL!" Sora shouted, covering his mouth afterwards. I was drinking water when he said that and so I did a spitake. "Oh my gob..." I muttered, staring at him.
Riku yelled, "It's about time you confessed!" Kairi gasped. "Wait...you...mean that...Sora?" she asked. He nodded, blushing. "Are you mad?" he asked. She smiled. "Of course not, you hunk of a burning Keyblader!" she exclaimed, running to him and kissing him passionately.
Everyone whistled and cheered. I threw my hands up in the air. "About freaking time! You have no idea how long I waited for this moment!" I exclaimed. I then whispered to the camera, "Ok, I'll be honest, I don't really know what you meant by the dare for them, so sorry if this wasn't what you meant."
As things calmed down, (with Kairi holding hands with Sora), I glanced at Repliku. "Your answer, my friend?" I asked. He stared at me and shook his head. "Of course not I do! Why would I?" he said.
"Ok then!" Demyx exclaimed, earning some sweatdrops from everybody. He got up and started leaning left to right. He then, um, 'put his arms into it.' Finally he added some dougie to it. "It would be better if my mullet was here!" he yelled. We all clapped as he finished.
"Nice! Ah...wait, seriously? Writer's block, it's a curse." I said, shaking my head. "Oh, I will afterwards, kay?" I said, smiling at the camera.
"Now we have moonofwitch! Um, please, send your truth/dares through PM the next time." I said awkwardly.
"Hello i'm Moonofwitch and this is a awesome story and now here's my truth and dare's
(See's Vani and begin too droll)
Ups's were was i okay:
Truth:
Vani and Terra: what do you think about Xemnas?
Aqua: you are one of my favorite girls from kingdom hearts so no truth or dare from me but
You get some chocolate.
Ven: who will you on a date with from the girls from all KH games
And now for dare's
(Thunder Can be heard from the background)
Xemnas: go to a one direction and Justin bieber concert
Vani: go on a date with me or kiss Ven on the lips for 3 minuts
Axel: make a prank on demyx
Terra: dress in a suit for the whole chapter
And last but not least i give spa ticket's too all the girls including Myst and Aura
See ya (drooling at Vani again)"
I started to laugh. "Oh wow, Van, you got a fangirl!" I said. He glared at me. "You better stop right there." He said. I laughed nervously. "So! What are your thoughts you two?" I asked.
Terra glanced at Xemnas. "Well, he's a bit ruthless...and merciless...and cruel." He said. "He's like my old master, albeit younger." Vanitas said nonchalantly. Aqua blinked. "Oh! Well, thank you." She said, eating her chocolate.
I grinned at the next question. "Well, Ven?" I asked. He blushed. "Well, obviously not Xion, or Namine, or Kairi since they're Riku's, Roxas's, and Sora's respectively...oh, um...I can't really answer." He said.
I opened my mouth, then closed it and sighed. "Since we're close to finishing this, we'll just move on. OH SHIP!" I yelled, laughing. Xemnas glared, and without a word, headed to The Room of Terror.
I sweatdropped. "Wonder if the haters will show him mercy...nah." I said, answering my own question. Vanitas looked mortified. "To be honest, I'd rather go the date." He answered. I grinned. "Ok then! Moon, expect him over for a while!" I said. He sighed as he went to a portal and left.
I snapped my fingers. "Oh! Terra! You wear a tux next chapter, kay?" I yelled. He paled but nodded. Meanwhile, Axel was sneaking up behind Demyx's chair. He put a whoopee cushion on it. As Demyx sat down, there was a PBFFFT!
"...that wasn't me!" he yelled. We were all laughing our heads off. "Demyx cut the cheese!" Axel yelled. "No I-AXEL! YOU DID THIS!" he yelled, accusing him. Axel only laughed harder.
I quickly looked at the camera, still laughing. "Ok, sorry I didn't put on the show yesterday! I was really busy! I'm going to introduce a character next time. The girls and I are gonna go to the spa now, while the boys are going to the gym. So, stay tuned!" With that, I collapsed into laughter as the screen turned black.
Ok! I started writing this up yesterday, but I couldn't finish until today. If you noticed...yeah! I'm doing a love triangle between Aqua, Terra and Ven! This should be interesting...oh yeah, and LightxDarknessKH? For Sora's Power, it's really good! I mean, it was pretty interesting to make them have no choice but to tell their friends. I suggest try to slow things down a teensy bit. Otherwise, it's well done! As for Secrets of The Keyblade, first of all, I like your oc Alyssa-although she's a bit rude sometimes, but that's my opinion. That was a pretty good cliffhanger, but maybe we need some background. I mean, what had happened? How did she get here? Why is she here? Again, slow down a bit and explain. Well, that's all I have to say! I hope it's a success! :D
Whoa...longest Author's note yet...Someone tell me if I broke a record! XD Anyway, Read and Review, or PM!