Tenten: Okay, we're stealing the spotlight from Sasuke and Naruto. Team Guy, minus Guy-sensei, will be hosting this week's chapter-
Neji: Tenten, its installment.
Tenten: Shut up! This week's installment of Ask the Naruto Cast!
Lee: Tenten! You should not be so un-youthful towards your beloved! After all, he loves you with a passion greater than-
Neji: No, Lee… -is red-
Tenten: So, you're saying you don't love me?!
Neji: No, no, no, it's, it's- forget it. It's too troublesome. Let's just go on with these questions.
Dear Crystal Ice Mirrors, I can't review because I did last chapter in ask the Naruto cast. So, even though it is highly troublesome, I am going to send you my response/questions this way. Here you go...
Jariaya Sorry Jariya... I'm all out of questions...
Hidan Have you read the bottom of my profile? I guess not... I'd lose anyways. And was that last comment directed at me? I made a note not to do it again!
Naruto Why be friends with Sasukebaka anyways? It wasn't that you weren't strong enough to bring him back, it was that he wasnt' strong enough to let go of his thought purpose for a while andd go back with you. It wasn't anything to do with your stregth. He probably would have left again...
Sasukebaka I don't remember what I didn't care about...
Harrison: Uh, okay. I guess it's alright, just as long as you don't make a habit of it. Because, I think it might be troublesome to constantly check my mail to do so.
Jiraiya: I'm all out of responses…
Hidan: No, I haven't because they won't even let us have a damn computer! Lose against me? Of course you would. No one can beat me and my sexiness. And, no it was directed towards Orochimaru, unless, you like to do it too.
Naruto: We were always friends. We were friends in the beginning, but we just grew apart and more competitive. No, it was because I wasn't strong enough to prove to him the being in Konoha wasn't a waste of time. I know, maybe it was just an inevitable thing.
Sasuke: Then why did you say that?
Neji: Alright next question from My Cookies not yours, which reads-
Lee: Wait, Neji, I feel we have not finished this person's question.
Tenten: Lee's right, here's the next part of it.
Sorry. I didn't finish... I accidentally hit the wrong button... So here's the rest...
Sakura No, I'm not offering mine. Altough he is highly annoying, he is worth having sometimes. (And it's fun to poke him in the head.)
Itachisama Fine, but if I mess up and you fire me... well I'll end up stalking you and people you know to make up for the loss. I don't mind doing anything too troublesome for you to deal with, and is Itachisama ok... or should I call you something else?
Shino I'm fine. Busy with everything the world could throw at me of coarse, but if it wasn't like that I would be dissappointed because then it would really show that the universe isn't against me (In the words of Harry Dresden).
Orochimarusama I agree. Life is torture. As some of my friends used to and still may say, I must have done something pretty bad in a past life to be stuck as a human now...
Kakuzu That is true. Going at a good minigolf place for little money is the best, but they are hard to come by.
Zetzu You may live, but I... well, having an immortal enemy... not a good thing for me.
Sincerely,Rockcrab
Sakura: Oh, okay then, you should love him, because in the end it's just going to be you and him. I don't know how it's fun to poke people in the head.
Ino: Of course it is, Billboard-Brow. -poke-
Sakura: -growl- Don't touch me!
Itachi: Then I guess you better not fail me, or else… you die! And you better not stalk me, or else you'll die again. Yes, you may call me Itachi-sama.
Shino: That's good. What is the world throwing at you? But, personally, I would think its good that the universe isn't against you. And would that be the guy from the TV show Dresden files?
Orochimaru: Good, you're calling me sama, so I feel more important than Itachi. No, I disagree, life is about torturing. Mwehehehe. Why do you say that? Humans are cool.
Kakuzu: I know, Me and Hidan haven't found a good one for four weeks. And we've seen at least 40 of them. FRICKIN FOURTY OF THEM!
Zetsu: Damn right I'm gonna live! I don't care if you're my immortal enemy.
Hi. It's me again. I've toned down quite a bit since the last time, so I'm not as crazy. But I still am very crazy.
Um that's.. wow, I mean that's just.. wow.
You're emo. You're so fun to hate, always mad, always emo, perfect for making me laugh.
Right..
Thanks! I'm pretty clumsy so soft wood is probably best!
So you ARE crazy.
That would be so fun. Can we be friends?! Oh right, you're evil, you don't have friends. How about penpals?
I don't like the graphic yaoi. I mean, just, no thanks. Yours truly, MyCookiesNotYours.
Zetsu: I know, pretty crazy, huh?
Sasuke: No, I'm not emo or always mad. You make me laugh, fool.
Orochimaru: Okay…
Sasori: Well then, just try to work on your handling.
Deidara: A little bit. Why do you think I like blowing shit up?
Tobi: Uh, I guess. Be sure to send it to Madara Uchiha. And yes, I have friends!
Harrison: Good. I have nightmares about graphic yaoi.
sasuke:you completed your goal of killing itachi,but how can you complete your goal of restoring the uchiha clan if you wont go out with a girl?
itachi:whats it like being dead what do you do for fun in your spare time?
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Sasuke: I don't know! And I'm too young right now. I want to enjoy my youth, before I have children with Sak- no one!
Itachi: Well, I get a lot of free time. So, I just sit around playing paddleball. It's addicting.
Itachi:Yupp! Why do u put up with Sasuke? Why didnt u kill him?
Sasuke:OK-OK ur not "emo", but u love tomato's...Ill still give it to u...oh, quick question...did orochi-pervert try to like rape you or anything?
Neji:Ok...again...Hows urs and Hinata's relationship going?
Deidara:Yes it is sad, but i shall revive you so i can pay u and get my clay!...haha! would you rather be
Kakuzu or Hidan and his psycho god(no offense you you hidan.)
Hidan:SWEET! ILL SEND IT! Oh, ps he hates HATES torcher...and BLOOD!
TenTen:AWW HOW KAWAII!
Kiba:LOL! and please dont kill him! PLZ! I WUV HIM! Ill change his name...u pick his new ame...PLZ??
Sasori:You Hott 4 a puppett, will u make me one?
Pein:Do u have other body parts pierced??
Thats all...lol.
Deidara's-Pyro-Partner75
Itachi: I only cared about him and wanted to keep the wool over his eyes. And plus, he was too young to kill.
Sasuke: Thank you. As I said before, fuck you and your tomato. And, no he didn't try to rape me or anything.
Neji: Uh, what do you mean? She's going out with Naruto and I'm with Tenten.
Deidara: Of course it is. Sure, please try so I can get some money. Hmm, tough choice…
Hidan: What do you mean?! You either be rich or sexy!
Deidara: -laughs- I'm both already! And I wouldn't want to be either!
Tenten: I know, but he's still an ice cube sometimes.
Kiba: Ehh, I was just joking, you know. I really don't mind.
Akamaru: Arf Arf Growl Arf! (I do! If Kiba-sama doesn't kill him , I will!)
Sasori: I know. It's the type of wood I use. And, sorry, but this puppet is one of a kind.
Sasuke: Dude my parents died when i was eight and i was the last one to see them before they died. they were murdered by ex bestfriend who was playing with a gun. i know what it feels like. i need revenge because he cheated on me with a guy on my bed in my apartment on my parents death anniversary and im a girl. so you dont like sakura, oh well she does belong with Shikamaru. heres a tomato.i can give you power. i used to work for Kishimoto sensei and i can call in a favor to make you more powerful. people put you down to much! with my training you can be powerful.
Shikamaru: did you know that there is alot of evidense that like sakura.
Itachi: its okay if you cant escape. yes hes homo the wort part was they were doing that on my bed. my brother beat the shit out of them though. who is theperson you respect the most in the world that is not evil? if you had a chance would you make a book of pick up lines? just had to ask. you were used as a guinea pig to konoha and that is not cool. heres your Jimmy John's chicken sandwich with Parmesan, lots and lots of jalapeños and onions, pickles and a Diet Coke.
Naruto: thats cool. so what if orochimaru gave him blowjobs doesnt hinata do that to you? you dont see anybody makin fun of that. I can make awesome homemade ramen. heres 10 bowls for you and 2 for hinata.
Akatsuki: I can hand weapons really well. i used to be a body guard at the imperial palace i worked for burgerking and kishimoto sensei.
Jiraiya: Dude i am 21 turning 22 i am old enough. i wrote some pieces to.
Tsunade: you though he was hot. i think he has sexy legs. wats your bra size i am baffled.
Orochimaru: you have sexy legs. just had to get that off my chest. why did you leave the village? girls though you were sexy and were begging you to take them. and did youever like tsunade. heres a chocolate.
Sakura: your right you look more like a future uchiha :) ne?
Mikoto and Fugaku: Hey do you approve of Sakura Haruno as a new daughter?
Kakuzu: heres the cash. so how was your day.
Sasori: if your a puppet how do you pee. i am baffled.
Deidara: do you taste what your hands eat or touch. how do you pee i am baffled.
Neji: Its alright and its not your fault. it was never your fault.
Madara: i still wouldnt take my brothers eyes. THATS SICK AND WRONG!
Karin: you continue to piss me off. i begged kishimoto sensei to take you out of the manga but he said something at the end of the manga that has to do with you will make me happy. i hope you die bitch
to the girls of naruto: if you could be with anybody frome bleach and or prince nof tennis who would it be? for me it would be Fuji Syuusuke and Kuchiki Byakuya they are the smex.
Itachi-is-mine. Byes
Sasuke: Yeah, I'm sure. And anyways, what an interesting story! -laughs maniacally- No, Sakura does not belong with Shikamaru, and I seriously doubt you worked for Kishimoto-sama. What is with everyone thinking I like tomatoes. You couldn't' train me worth shit, even Orochimaru could barely.
Harrison: For real? That happened to your parents. But, you seem to talk about it so lightly…
Shikamaru: Yeah, I'm sure there is, but I like Ino more than Sakura, even though Ino is still a troublesome girl.
Itachi: I don't like homos or homo-ish relationships. Good, congrats to your brother. -claps- The person I respect the most… hm, the Sandaime Hokage, because he tried to resolve with the Uchiha clan and was noble enough to stop Danzo and spare Sasuke. Of course I would, I'm already sexy enough so if I screw up, my sexiness still gets girls. Hey! My sandwich! -starts eating, doesn't want to answer questions anymore-
Naruto: I know it is. Yeah, but everything is wrong if Orochimaru does it. Hinata doesn't give me stuff like that! I'm not like that!! -blushes-
Hinata: -faints-
Naruto: I'm not in the mood for ramen anymore because of you!
Pein: Hmm, interesting. Which imperial palace did you work at? You worked for Kishimoto-sama?! Hmm, very interesting, indeed. Do you possess any special skills?
Jiraiya: Okay, that's good. Wait, you wrote pieces to what?
Tsunade: No, I didn't, and I don't think he has sexy legs. My bra size is confidential but it's very big. Ha!
Orochimaru: Thank you, I know. They're pretty sexy, aren't they? Too bad Sasuke-kun's not attracted to them… Of course, all the girls wanted me to take them, until I turned evil. And yes Tsunade was one of them. But secretly -whispers- I think I might be gay. You keep your chocolate.
Sakura: Uh, thanks, I guess?
Fugaku: I don't know. I'm dead so whatever.
Mikoto: I don't know. Is she nice? Will she be able to have enough children to bring back the Uchiha clan?
Sakura: Uh, how many are you talking about?
Kakuzu: Thank you, but frankly, this cash will not buy my dignity back. -sobs-
Sasori: I don't, nor do I eat, but only when it's Deidara's food. Then, I just convert it into chakra.
Deidara: I either put gloves on or close my hand-mouths when I eat or pee.
Neji: What's not my fault?
Madara: I needed them for the power to protect my clan and he agreed to it as well. I KNOW IT'S SICK AND WRONG!
Karin: You piss me off too. I'm sure you talked to Kishimoto-"sensei." I hope you die and you're the bitch!
Mmk hi ppl
(Like half of this has no value in questions...does that even make seance...??)
Ok
Itachi: ur uber smexii/ ur way better then sasu-gay ppl luv u more then him and that's final! :3
Hidan: ur awsum ur attacks rock, and u have the best damn hair I've ever seen :3
Kakuzu: what I'm about to say may cause u to kill me...ok here it goes...u r fluffy/ is that weird...?
Um...oh!! Pein/leader: don't know much about u--" lol but ur awsum
Konan: I'm sorry but u have no use.
Kisame: fishy yeah y do u look like that??
Deidara: art is ment to fucking explode u r also uber hott and how the hell do u get ur hair to do that??
Sasori: sorry but art is more fun when it explodes...but ur so cute!! / can I have a hug??
Uhh...tobi: u r a good boy (I already know who u really r so w/e")
Lol that's it 4 the akatsuki now 4 the good guys
Naruto: thumbs up for u and hinata
Hinata: same as above
Neji: ...ur so cool...
Sakura: dude like really...just go die..
Ah now 4 sasuke... I really don't like u. Itachi wins the cool contest by 5million points. and ur the creators closet yaoi lmao
IHeartDeidaraSan
Naruto: Oh, that's alright. We answer the questions because it passes the time and it's better than masturbating.
Itachi: -still eating sandwich-
Hidan: Thank you. My attacks are pretty cool and the hair is the best damn thing about me! I love it!
Kakuzu: Uh… thanks? I try?
Pein: I know. I don't want people to know about me, but thank you.
Konan: Your mom doesn't have any use.
Pein: Hey! Don't talk to Konan like that! She's my, uh, my-
Sasori: Your sex toy.
-All Akatsukis laugh. Pein and Konan are beet red-
Pein: You're going to die again you wooden bastard! -chases Sasori around in a circle-
Kisame: Well, uh, my dad fell in love with a goldfish…
Zetsu: Are you kidding?! Now I'll never show you any respect anymore, Kisame.
Deidara: Amen! Yeah! I tie it up in the back and I use some gel in the front. That's how I make it chick-magnet-ish
Sasori: Art should be eternal, but thank you for your compliments. Uh, sure… -hug-
Tobi: I am a good boy!
Madara: No, you're not! You are evil!
Tobi: Nooo!
Madara: You are Madara Uchiha!
Tobi: Noooooo! I am a good boy!
Naruto: I know it's the best. -kisses Hinata-
Hinata: I agree so much, Naruto-kun. -kisses back-
Neji: Uhh, thanks.
Sakura: Uh, no. Why don't you go die instead?
Sasuke: I already won the cooler contest by 10 million points, ha! You're your mom's closet yaoi! Deidara sucks!
HI! here r my ?s/statements:
Sasuke-HI!! U R AWESOME! and i think u r SMEXXI w/ ur Sharingan!! I'm so glad u kicked Itachi's ass!! also, is there any chance u'd go on a date w/ me possibly?? i understand if u say no, i'll b a bit mad,but not heartbroken!!
Itachi- U didn't kill ur clan b/c u wanted 2!! u were told 2 by the Third Hokage(i think) and the elders to,b/c the Uchihas were wanting to destroy the vilage or sumthing like that, so u were told to kill them, and u left Sasuke alive b/c ur gay(srry,just had 2 say that) and joined the Akatsuki so u could kill Madara!! I FIGURED IT OUT! do i get a prize?
Sakura-U R A PATHETIC, WORTHLESS, BITCH!! I HATE UR GUTS!!
Ino- same as Sakura!! U 2 r ANNOYING!
Naruto- YAY!! u and Hinata r going out!! hows fuzzy??(Kyuubi)
Tsunade-U R AWESOME!! we should totally get together and gamble sumtime!!
TenTen- I KNEW IT!! I KNEW U LIKED NEJI!! So, who asked who out?? P.S Ur AWESOME!!
Neji-ur cute,same ? as TenTen
Kiba-my neighbor has a Bishaun Friese named Max that looks alot likt Akamaru!! P.S. ur cute!!
Gaara-ur cute too!! Also, do u like cookies?
thts all for now!! byebyez!!
Racergirl936((Kari))
Sasuke: Thank you! At least I have one person who doesn't hate me. I know the Sharingan is pretty sexy, and I'm glad too.
Itachi: Mine's sexier. Uh, good job, I think? Did you just happen to read the manga? And no, I didn't want to kill Madara Uchiha, because I needed him to help kill my clan. And no, I'm not gay… Sasuke is.
Sasuke: Shut up!
Itachi: Make me.
Sakura: You're a pathetic worthless bitch!!
Ino: I hate your guts, too!!
Naruto: Yeah, and it's super awesome, but I kiss her too much. Fuzzy's good. -pats stomach-
Kyuubi: I hate you. Go die, kid.
Tsunade: Sorry, I don't gamble with the underage, but thanks for acknowledging me.
Tenten: I guess, I do. And, well, Neji finally mustered the courage to ask me out on a… walking date.
Neji: I always prefer walking dates, because you never have to look directly at the person.
Tenten: What do you mean prefer?! That's the ONLY kind of date we've ever been on!
Neji: Well, it's cheap, so STOP YELLING AT ME!!
Tenten: YOU'RE YELLING!! WHY DON'T YOU GET A JOB, OR ASK YOUR UNCLE FOR MONEY?! YOU HOBO!!
Neji: BECAUSE HE WON'T GIVE ME ANY!!
Hiashi: I would've given you some, if you had told me you were using it to take a lovely lady out on a date.
Tenten: SEE?! SEE?! I TOLD YOU SO!!
Neji: WELL THEN, WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK?!
Tenten: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ASK!!
Lee: Neji! Tenten! Please do not be so un-youthful. You should both learn to love each other more.
Neji and Tenten: STAY OUT OF THIS, LEE!!
Lee: Wry? Guy-sensei? Wrryyy?! -cries-
-Neji and Tenten continue endless lover's spat-
Kiba: Oh cool! Akamaru does look the best. Thank you, I bet you look cute, too.
Gaara: I guess I am. Cookies are nice, but only when they have white chocolate.
to the bijuu: when trying to rescue garra the old lady said to kakashi that aksuki had already gotten to bijuu. who where they?
Fishmanruler
Shukaku: Hmm, I think they were talking about me and Sanbi.
Kyuubi: Yeah, because your Jinchuuriki was too weak.
Shukaku: Are you joking? My friggin' Jinchuuriki made a sand shield over Sunagakure, you R-tard.\
Nibi: They say that bijuu get stronger when they are actually sealed inside a person. So, because Sanbi wasn't as smart as the rest.
Sanbi: Hey! Me no stupid! Me is smart! S-M-R-T! Smart!
Nibi: My point exactly…
Kyuubi: But, now, Shukaku, Nibi, Sanbi, and Yonbi are all extracted by the Akatsuki.
ok I decided to make another question!
Sakura who would u choose to be with (u must choose one)
Deidara
or
Sasori?
the reason they're akatsuki is cause all the others are wusses heheh
omfg Deidara! ur so awesome i love blowing up cherry bombs and making a big boom! whats fun is planting them in statues and running away then watching people go wtf when it suddenly explodes!
Kat
auraclaritykat
Harrison: Thank you. You know we enjoy those questions.
Sakura: Uh, why are my choices only Akatsuki? The other guys aren't wusses, but if I had to pick one, uhhh...Sasori.
Sasori: Yes! Pay up, Deidara!
Deidara: Grrr... Anyways. That's fun. I used to do that when I was little. It was so much fun to see the reaction in people. Super fun.
Lee: Uhh, Neji and, er, Tenten, are still arguing over useless things. So, uh, it's me, Rock Lee, and the rest of my youthful team, saying please keep sending in your questions. And, uh, we'll see you next time. -thumbs up. tooth sparkle. nice guy pose-
Neji: MY PUPILS ARE WHITE!!
Tenten: NO, THEY'RE LIGHTLY COLORED PURPLE!!