Hahaha if you thought i was done boy were you wrong! Just because the Akatsuki are back to normal doesn't mean that i'm going to end this story now. But beware, i am going to be busy alot now that it's summer (because hello, break off of school, i gotta go enjoy myself) and I have other stories i'm working on too, so the chapters won't be as long. Some might actually be half of what this chapter is. Seriously, i think it might. So i want to go ahead and apologize in advance for that. Now on with Pein's driving test...


*Pein's POV*

"Okay, so tell me again why we are doing this?" I asked. Devi had said something this morning about giving me a driving lesson. At first, I had no idea what she was talking about. Then she showed me Kaori's car, and then I remembered us riding in this when the mall incident happened (Why don't we have these back home? It would be so much easier to travel!).
"Because, if you are the great leader of the Akatsuki, you should be able to know how to drive a car."
"That still makes no sense to me, and wouldn't Kaori be upset when she finds out we are driving her car?"
"She will never know. Now, put your seat belt on." She instructed. I nodded. What the hell was a seat belt anyway? I looked around.

"It's this thing." She said, reaching over me and pulling I guess what the seatbelt is and handing it to me. I looked at it. How am I supposed to put this strip on me?
"Now you put it in here to secure yourself." She said. She took my hand and led it to the spot where you put the seatbelt. I felt a little nervous, her touching my hand. I felt myself blush a little. God I am such a wuss. What kind of fearless leader blushes and gets this was over a teenager?
"Now, the car is in park right now, so you have to put it into reverse with this knob right here." She said pointing to the knob in between us. I nodded, pulling on it (I can already hear the snickering from Hidan right now, making some joke on how perverted this looks…" and moving it next to the "R".

"Good, now- Wait a second!"
"What? Can't I start driving yet?"
"No, we forgot to open the garage door."
"Oh." I watched as Devi climbed out of the car, pressed the button next to the door to open the garage door, then hopped back into the car and put her seatbelt back on.

"Okay, now you can drive out, but slowly okay?"

"Alright."
"Now, put your hands on the steering wheel to steady yourself you don't want to drive out into the yard."
"Okay, here it goes…" I muttered under my breath. I stepped on the gas pedal lightly, and we slowly began to move out of the driveway. When I said slow, I mean slow. God, I was going so slow a turtle could walk faster than us right now.
"Pein, why the hell are you going so slowly?" Devi asked with a hint of annoyance in her voice.
"I just don't want to hit anything." I lied. I mean, what am I supposed to say "Devi I'm a little scared to do this! Can you hold my hand again and guide me behind the wheel?" Not on your life.

"Well, go faster."
"But you said to go slow."
"Well, your going to slow. Go faster."
"But what if I-"

"Dammit Pein I said go faster! I'm not getting any younger here!" So I stepped on the pedal. Damn we went out fast- and crashed into the mailbox across the street. We both sat there a second. Dammit, I hit a damn mailbox. Kaori will find the scratches, damn I'm in trouble. I looked over at Devi, and she looked at me with her big grey eyes.
She started laughing. She was laughing at my failure. Then I think I was laughing to. I don't really know- sounds were coming out of my mouth and it was getting hard to breath, so I think I was laughing.
"Oh my God Pein you idiot!" Devi laughed really loud. I was laughing hard now, and this time I knew I was. Then we stopped, stared at each other, looked back at the mailbox that was broken in half and sitting on the car, then looked back at each other. We started to laugh really hard again.

"OW!"
"What?"
"I think I'm cramping…."
"That's normal Pein. I think we are done with the driving lessons for now though." She said.

"I agree." I said back.


Wow, wasn't as funny as i thought it would be. So anyway, please review, because the mroe reviews i get the more i will want to finish the next chapter. SO REVIEW PLEASE! Next chapter, "Tobi's Explanation" Spelled that wrong sorry.