I want to apologize to all of you who love this story (If it counts as a story)
Naruto: Uff 'orse iff douze (eating ramen)
Gaara: stares You do that again and I will kill you.
Naruto: starts to speak then chokes on ramen GACK—GASP!
Sasuke: Dobe, I'll help you.
Me: Ewwwwwwww! No bad Saucegay! You no touchie Naruto! You might try to rape him.
Naruto: Yeah! Ewwww stop undressing me with your eyes! Gaara make him stop!
Gaara: lifts hand
Me: Gaara, that wont be necisary. Pulls something out of bag FEAR THE WAFFLE IRON SAUCEGAY!
Saucegay: Ahhhhhhhhhh! No! So, much, shocking. sobs in emo corner
Me: Yes, uh-hem, as I was saying, I have been lazy and half dead. No I am not Shikamaru's dead body, I may update soon, or not. So if someone who I have spoke with in the past wishes to do a few chapters within my absence, due to school and drama please email me at: (minus the spaces)
Thank you- Eau de Headphone! Yay Gaara!