Run Pig Run

I walked down the hall toward the stairs with Ava, Danny, Luke and Sam. Today was picture day and our grade's time to take pictures just so happened to cut into lunch. Sam complained that the rest of us would rather get it over with than go straight to lunch. In fact he decided to eat his sandwich on the way. As we continued down the stairs, the weirdest thing hung down from the ceiling. A pig in a Spider-man costume. 'What the?'

"Not a word." the pig stated. 'Is that who I think it is?'

"A piñata pig. Where's the bat?" Sam asked between bites.

"Gimme that! I'm so hungry." The pig grabbed the sandwich and flipped down to the ground before taking a bite. "Come at me with a bat and I'll stick it where the Nova don't...Is this ham?" he spat the sandwich out. "I think I just became a cannibal."

"It talked? It's a talking pig in a Spider-man costume. Wait a minute."

"Don't strain yourself, Sam. Here's the 10 cent tour people: Loki spell, Thor fight. The rest of the story in Coulson's office." we all paused for a second before bursting with laughter.

"You forgot the best part." A lunch lady stated. She morphed into in Loki as she pulled the fire alarm. "Spider-ham" the God of Mischief disappeared in a puff of green smoke.

"Oh yeah." the doors swung open revealing three Asgardians riding wolves.

"Destroy anyone in the way of our feast!" the leader called out.

"Feast? Are they talking about you?" Sam questioned.

"Green eggs and all, Sam" Spidey answered. The trio started to approach while we moved to stand behind our animal friend. The pig used his webbings to throw a table at the Asgardians. They jumped over the table and landed perfectly fine. "Go do a wardrobe change! I'll keep them occupied."

"On it." Luke responded as we ran to change.

"Hang on, Spider-ham." Sam added with a laugh.

"Wait. Head into an empty classroom and I'll make the swap." I shouted as the others nodded and turned into one of the rooms. I closed the door behind us. "Egnahc su otni ruo semutsoc!" We all nodded at each other, now in costume.

"One bacon save coming up!" Nova called out as he flew out of the boys bathroom carrying our friend. "Who wants to toss the pigskin around?" The helmet wearing hero passed Spider-ham off to Power Man. The lead Asgardian broke through the wall.

"Let him loose mortal." he threatened raising his ax.

"Iron Fist, go long!" Power Man shouted as he dodged the ax. The ax was lodged into the floor. Power Man threw the pig to Iron Fist, who caught it.

"Xa yats ni eht dnuorg!" I chanted before he could pick up the weapon. The Asgardian grunted in annoyance as he tried to pick up the ax.

"This way." White Tiger called pointing toward another hall. She kicked open the doors, leading us away from the hunters.

"Guess this makes you the pig man on campus." Nova joked as we continued to run.

"I'm a little insulted you didn't come to me with a magic problem." I commented.

"Sorry I was a little busy running from the hunters to go through my contacts." Spidey responded. I rolled my eyes. We rounded the corner and saw the hunters waiting for us. Unfortunately for them, Agent Coulson stood between them and us.

"No running in the halls." Coulson stated as he raised his blasters and began firing at them. "Get Porker out of here." He pushed a button and activated the rocket launcher. The lead hunter used his ax to hit them away. 'How did he get his ax back?' Thor ran in and stood beside Coulson. He lifted his hammer into the air.

"For Asgard." he said as lightning built up. "For ham." he tossed his hammer at the trio, knocking them back. "Get the halfling away from these innocents. Keep him alive and squealing."

"Detention. Now."

"You heard the man, detention." White Tiger stated as she grabbed Spider-ham. We ran into the detention room and sat down. The seats moved to send us down the chute to our transportation.

"Seriously guys, this is overkill. The full might of SHIELD protecting one little pig and can this pig get a laser gun." Spidey stated as I tried to think of ways to break the spell. We were currently regrouping on the Helicarrier while I tried to sense a way to undo the spell.

"Don't worry little pig. We are three thousand feet in the air. It'll take more than a huff and a puff to knock this house down." Fury stated.

"There's a when pigs fly joke here. Gimme a sec, I'll find it." Nova added.

"How are we coming on an undo spell?"

"I'm doing the best I can. The words are one thing. Finding a way to undo the exact spell Loki used without knowing what it was will take a little trial and error." I answered. I took a deep breath. "Evomer yna lleps sgnidnib dna srekcolb." a glow went over the pig and disappeared. "There are a few layers I need to remove first."

"Keep working on it, Magician Girl. Coulson sent word. Keep Spider-ham here until sundown. Got the ship on high alert."

"What's the point of putting everyone on high alert? It's not like those hunters can follow us here. They were on wolves." White Tiger spoke.

"Sir, unidentified object approaching." an agent informed. We looked out the windows to see the hunters on flying wolves.

"Oh man. Those wolves have wings." Power Man observed.

"Majestic creatures." Iron Fist marveled.

"Wolf watching will have to wait. Time to get traught." I responded.

"Blast them out of the sky." Fury ordered. The Helicarrier started firing at the trio. The wolves started firing fireballs out of their mouths. 'Fire?' "Whatever you do, don't let them in."

"Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin." Spidey responded. The ship started shaking from the attacks. "I've gotta get out there."

"No. We're going out there. You are staying here." Power Man stated.

"But they're after me, not you."

"Chillax porkchop, we got this. If we need to find truffles we'll call you in." Nova replied. 'Wait those wolves spat out fire. I could use this.'

"MG, you stay here and work on the spell." Power Man ordered. I shook my head.

"I've got a plan to get the power I need to break the spell but, I'm gonna need some extra fire power if you catch my drift." I spoke. The group nodded as we ran outside.

"So anyone have any tips on how you stop these things?" White Tiger asked once we were outside.

"Convince them to be vegetarian." Iron Fist responded.

"I'll handle the fire if you guys can take the hunters." I stated. The others nodded. I took a deep breath. "Erif deeh ym dnammoc. Erif emoc ot em." I held my hands in the air. The wolves fired more fireballs at the ship. I smirked at the shocked looks the hunters had when the attacks moved toward me. "Erif trevnoc ot ygrene. Erif trevnoc ot ygrene." I repeated the spell as the fire moved closed to me. 'Please work.' One by one I felt each fireball disappear and my energy increase.

"I am Skurge, executioner! Nothing stands between me and my-" a bolt of lightening stopped the hunter now known as Skurge by knocking him off his wolf.

"You speak too soon, executioner." Thor said as he made his entrance. "So sayeth the prince of Asgard."

"And the principal of Midtown High." Coulson added as he flew in on a jetpack. The other two hunters and their wolves charged at us. "Aim for their soft spots." The agent and Asgardian took the lead in battling the wolves. Soon the battle turned into us against the wolves and hunters separate. Each time the wolves tried to fire off another fireball, it came and powered me up. 'I think I'm ready.' A green smoke started to fill the field. I looked around but, no one else seemed to notice.

"Yield, Skurge and I will show you mercy." Thor ordered. The executioner hit the rocket launcher at the God of Thunder who fired back in retaliation. "Or fight on and...What mischief is this?"

"Good. I'm not the only one who sees the green smoke." I stated.

"Loki." Skurge took the chance to swing his ax and knock Thor down.

"Hguone htiw eht ekoms."

"Aye Thunderer." Skurge stated as the fog quieted down.

"Incoming pig." Spidey said as he swung in. 'Perfect timing.' He dodged the ax and flipped away, The executioner was not happy and began swinging his ax around sloppily.

"No where left to run pig."

"Doesn't matter. I'm tired of having my friends put themselves in harm's way for me. This pig is finished running. You want me? Come and get me." The pig started to fight the Asgardian. Just as it seemed to go in his favor, Skurge flipped him over his shoulder and onto the ground. I rushed through the fight to get to Spider-ham and undo the spell.

"I have never seen a pig need to defend his honor so greatly, but it's time to chop the pork." He lifted his ax up to finish the job. Suddenly, the sound of a horn filled the air. 'Huh?' "No it can't be. So soon?" and just like that, day turned into night.

"Sundown? Hooray!" Coulson cheered.

"The day ends. The battle is won." Thor added.

"Wow, that was easy." Nova stated.

"Did he just say easy?" Spider-ham questioned.

"Congratulations to you, pig." Skurge praised.

"You're not going to eat me?"

"Unfortunately, no. Twas a glorious hunt and the rarest of days. Today the boar has won."

"No no no! This is madness. You had him. Strike him down!" Loki protested.

"We hunters live by a code." one of the hunters spoke up.

"You are the sorriest excuses for Asgardians I've ever seen. Finish the job." I took a deep breath and channeled all the power gained from the fire.

"Gladly. Mrofsnart eht gip ot sih eurt mrof." I chanted quickly. The God of Mischief scoffed.

"Foolish mortal, it'll take a lot more than that to undo my spell." I smirked as Spidey became covered in green smoke and returned to normal.

"I removed anything you placed to protect the spell earlier and charged up on power thanks to the wolves fireballs. More than enough to break your spell." Loki charged at me in anger at being bested by a mortal.

"Loki." Thor called out. Just as he was about to reach me, Spider-man punched him.

"And that's for making me the Ultimate Spider-ham." Spidey stated.

"The pig was a mortal?" the hunter asked his comrade. Thor walked over to his brother and lifted him up.

"Aye. Twas Loki's sorcery. A bewitchment to trick you into doing his work. It failed." The God of Thunder explained.

"If it wasn't for you thunderer, I wouldn't have made it without you guys. Thanks." The web warrior spoke.

"Verily. However, we'll still need something to roast at the feast tonight. Any ideas, brother?" Loki teleported onto a wolf in a puff of green smoke.

"Get away from me, you fools. We'll meet again." He responded before flying off on the beast.

"After the trickster!" Skurge ordered as the trio ran toward the remaining wolves. "You were a great prey, Spider-man. You would have made a succulent meal."

"Awe shucks." he replied.

"For Asgard." with that the group was off hunting a new prey.

"Well at least there's one good thing to come from today. No embarrassing school photos."

"Um that's not entirely true." Nova commented before flying down to the web warrior. We all looked at the helmet wearing hero's phone and laughed at the Spider-ham pictures he took.

"Coulson, I was not aware your team contained a sorcerer. Or sorceress rather." Thor stated walking toward me.

"New find. Meet Magician Girl. She's the one that broke Loki's spell." Coulson introduced. 'Is this really happening right now?'

"It is a pleasure to battle along side new friends and allies." He extended a hand to me. I shook it.

"Never thought I'd be shaking hands with a god after undoing another god's spell." I marveled. He laughed heartily.

"I thank you for your assistance, Magician Girl. Should I find myself in need of magical assistance, can I count on you?" My eyes widened in shock.

"Um yes! I mean of course your Majesty." I curtsied.

"Aye." 'Did I just agree to be the sorceress on call for Thor!?'

Hey guys! Here is the newest chapter in the story. I kinda used this to one to build up for a later episode and to create a way to use some of the episodes of Avengers Assemble.

A lot of the episodes I'm skipping in my other story are ones that Thor is involved in some kind of magical mischief and I couldn't find a place for Ace. So for the second season there may be some chapters where Zatanna is helping Thor and the Avengers. I haven't completely decided yet but, it made sense when I started playing with the idea.

The reason it has to be season 2 is because technically the Avengers haven't reformed yet. The way I'm seeing the timeline, they reform during season 2 of Ultimate Spider-man. I really hope this makes sense if not I'd be happy to clarify. If there are any episodes from season 2 of Ultimate Spider-man you want please fill free to request. Requests will be open until I post the first chapter from season 2. As always thank you for the reviews, favorites and follows.

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jdkeller2000: The Young Justice team will make an appearance. I won't say anymore because it may happen sooner than you think

CRUDEN: I've gotta give you credit for helping me decide on this potential idea for Zatanna. I am planning a few solo chapters but, I think it'll mostly have to do with her magic. There is a separate subplot that I'm hoping to build up more during season 2.

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