Okay, so I got a lot of great ideas from reviewers. YOU GUYS R SUPER DUPER LOOPER AWESOME! Okay so I was told that not everybody knows what a NEW York accent sounds like, so to please type in one, and I will do that for a couple of chapters. Ya know, 'til you get the gist. That recommendation was from Dah da da DAH a guest. PS LUV the Curious George comment by the way. Oh and Thanks for the complement HoOisawesome! I got plenty of great dare ideas to torture my lovely demigods with.
Demigods: SCREAM!
Me: Oh puh-lease You'll be more tortured when I make you sing karaoke with Apollo! Shoot, spoiler.
Percy: Whyyyy? Why are you torturin' us.
Thalia, Grover, Nico, and Percy: Sobbing
Me: I am not Uncle Rick, so yeah. Have fun reading my story my little cherries!
Chapter 10: Can It!
Grover POV
"YOU SEE THE GREEKS HAD BEEN CONSPIRING AGAINST US AND THEY SENT PLUTO'S AMBASSADOR TO SPY ON US, THEY ARE EVIL AND CONNIVING AND…"
"Can it Octavian," Percy, Gwen, Reyna, Jason, Hazel and Frank cut him off.THis Octavian kid was really starting to get on my nerves.
"While you are here insulting us Greeks, you seem to have forgotten that there is a Greek goddess sitting in this very room," Annabeth stated. That shut him up quick. We turned back to the video.
"It was a beautiful summer day and all was right with the world."
"Stop with the commentary Stolls, it is not improving my mood," a fourteen year old, very annoyed sounding Annabeth snapped.
"Oh and why are you in a bad mood Annie?" Thalia asked, "Are you jealous of kelphead's new friend."
"Yeah, Annabeth, I mean, making us stalk Percy and the ginger through New York, is admittedly a little strange," Grover muttered.
"I'm NOT jealous, and DON'T CALL ME ANNIE!" a very flushed looking Annabeth yell whispered.
"YOu stawked me through New Yawk!" a furious Percy yelled. Rachel looked pretty mad too.
"We had a good reason," Annabeth said.
"Oh, and what was it?" Rachel asked. Annabeth didn't say a word, she just looked down embarrassed.
"It was totally 'cause she was jealous," Connor laughed, "But what we saw was totally worth it."
"Wait, why would she need to be jealous?" Leo asked, "Rach can't date."
"This was before I was oracle," Rachel said.
Percy and Rachel were walking through New York eating icecream. Percy said something and Rachel laughed, causing Percy to blush profusely. They finished their icecreams and Percy had some on his chin. Rachel wiped it off with a napkin. Annabeth looked she wanted to murder her. -cut
"It does look a lot like flirting," Piper muttered under her breath, probably thinking no one heard her. Percy and Rachel both blushed.
"Percy stalking video two," Travis said. For this video we have rigged a camera up to Percy's stepdad's Prius. Then the video cut to a different view. A Beach, two teenagers sitting on the hood of a Prius. Percy and Rachel.
Rachel and Percy shared a worried look like, I really hope this isn't what I think it is.
"Hey Water Boy, I'm Going swimming! c'mon!" Rachel yelled. With that she ran to the water with Percy on her heels. THey started having a splash war.
"I win!"
"No fair you have water powers!"
"I don't need water powers to win!"
"Prove it!" Percy picked Rachel up about to throw her into the water again.
"No! Uncle! Parley or whatever! I give up! Please you win! have mercy!" Rachel squealed. With this Percy put her down and they collapsed into giggles. -cut
"That was so cute!" Piper and Aphrodite said spontaneously. Then Piper stared in horror at her mother.
"Piper your inner Aphrodite is showing!" Leo called out. Causing Piper to blush. Annabeth on the other hand looked kind of miffed. We watched a couple more Stoll Pranks, Percy with rainbow hair chasing the Stolls through camp, wearing just a tanktop and goldfish boxers, and he and Annabeth getting tossed into the lake at camp and never coming back up.
The Stolls were just randomly filming while following an annoyed Grover.
"Okay so now that you're Lord of the Wild, could you like form an army of nature spirits to do your bidding?" Connor asked.
"No!" With that Grover quickened his pace, but he didn't realize where he was going and he walked right in front of one of the targets for the archery range.
"But it would be so cool wouldn't it?" Travis yelled.
"I said NO! Ow!" Grover yelped. Grover had gotten shot in the behind. He pulled the arrow out just as Will Solace came running up.
"I'm so sorry Grover I didn't mean to shoot you! I was practicing long distance shots and you were just there! I'm really sorry honest," Will Apollogized (Get it Apollo-gized! Okay bad joke couldn't resist) -cut.
Everyone minus Grover started laughing their heads off.
"First one to touch Thalia's Pine wins!" Percy yelled.
"You're on," Nico, Grover and Thalia yelled.
The four of them were running as fast as they could to the tree. THe boys missed the tree, Thalia on the other hand, did not. SHe slammed face first into the tree, and fell backwards to the ground, she just sat there and blinked and a pine cone fell and hit her on the head. The boys roared with laughter.
"Nice one pinecone face," Percy managed to gasp out. Then he promptly lost his balance and fell backwards, causing everyone to laugh harder.
Then Travis yelled, "I got it on tape!" and tripped over a rock. -cut
We were gasping for breath. Good times good times. Just then Drew and CLarisse walked in. Clarisse was wearing a, a dress.
"THe world is officially ending! Clarisse is wearing a dress!" the Stolls screamed, and started fake sobbing into each other's shoulders. Everyone who knew Clarisse burst out laughing. I had tears in my eyes.
Percy wolf-whistled. "Wow Clarisse you should dress up mo-aw awften," Percy said mockingly.
"CAN IT PRISSY! Its my turn!" Clarisse sat down, clearly uncomfortable in a dress. Drew smiled smugly at her handiwork.
"Princess Piper! Truth or dare?" Piper thought for a while.
"Umm, I think …dare," Piper said hesitantly. Darn an angry Clarisse Dare. Oh well, she usually doesn't come up with the most embarrassing stuff, it's just painful. Clarisse thought for a while.
"Oh, Clarisse down't Strain ya-self!" Percy said smugly. THis caused the Stolls and Leo to erupt into peals of laughter. Clarisse glared at them murderously until they cowered in fear. Percy just smirked though.
" I dare you to dress up like your Mom did in ancient times!" Piper's eyes widened in horror.
"Oh that's a great idea Clarisse! I can dress you all up like your parents in ancient times! I, of course,will just dress up like me," Aphrodite squealed. The next thing I saw was just a puff of pink smoke.
Yay I finally finished this chappie! I'm going to start working on the next one right away!
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