AN/ Hey guys! I told you I would be able to update more often. I wrote some of this in French class. Summer Soon!!! and New Moon in 163 Days!! So I hope you like this one! Oh yea... in one of the reviews someone said that she didn't understand why Jake gave Bella that dare. He doesn't love Bella in this story... no love triangle. But he could just happen to fall in love with her along the way...or someone else. Okay I'll stop now. Here it is!

We returned home in record time. Alice was laughing, but she had an annoyed expression on her face. Ha she couldn't see anything that happened. I was working on my acting skills with

Edward and now was the time to use it. "Oh my god Charlie almost caught us. Good thing Edward can run fast." I said. Edward smiled and looked at Alice. "Stupid Jake." she started.

"If I could just see when you were here my existence would be so much more peaceful." Edward smiled knowing that Alice had fallen for it. Emmett was almost out of his chair in hysterics.

"So little sis looks like you didn't get the special something you were hoping for eh?" I looked at him with a fierce confident expression. " Haha your hilarious Emmett. Truth or Dare."

I asked. "Bella Bella Bella. When will you get it through you head. I always pick dare!" I had the perfect idea for Emmett. "Okay, but after you see what you have to do I'm sure the next

time you will pick truth. I dare you to touch Rosalie." Emmett's huge grin evaporated immediately. "That's not fair Bella!" He whined. "How?" I asked. He stomped his foot and the ground

vibrated. Then he looked up at me with another one of his grins. "And what if I don't?" he asked. "You will be a CHICKEN for the rest of you existence and im sure that no one would let

you forget it." Emmett sighed and then walked towards Rosalie. "If im going to do this I might as well have fun right." he muttered rhetorically. He quickly squeezed Rose's butt and then

ran up the stairs. I heard smashing and papers being torn. Oh my god. If anyone had balls it was Emmett. Carlisle is going to kill him. Alice gasped and then her eyes went somewhere far

away. When she came back to reality she was laughing so much. If she were human her body would have exploded from it. Edward laughed and the rest of the family joined in.

"What's so funny Edward?" I asked. "What did Alice see?" I looked at his adorable face. "You'll find out later Love." I nodded and looked at Emmet who was slowly-for a vampire-coming

down the stairs. He had dust in his hair and Jasper was rolling on the floor with laughter. " So Jazz. Truth or Dare?" Emmett asked brushing the dust out of his hair.

"My dearest brother Emmett the last thing you dared me to do was weak. I'm willing to give you another chance." Jasper's finishing smile was so cute. "Well brother I dare you to go with

Bella to a strip club and you have to give her a dance." Jasper laughed and I whimpered. "Oh and Bella. You have to put a 100 dollar bill in Jasper's man thong!" great Emmett was getting

both Jasper and I back. "Fine lets go Bella." Jasper said to me. He smiled reassuringly to me. I tried to return it, but I just couldn't. Edward laughed at me. "Hop on love this will be done

sooner than you think." I was scared to find out what he meant so I kept my mouth shut. We went to a club called P.U.R.E. Party Until Real Early. Jasper walked in through the back while

the rest of us went through the front. I got a seat with Edward in the front row. He made sure he was a few seats away from me so Jasper could have his room. The music stopped and

the DJ started talking. "We have a new dancer tonight folks. His name is Jasper Hale." the crowd started cheering and then Jasper walked out with nothing, but a small thong on. Oh hell.

Move Shake Drop by Pitbull started playing and Jasper started dancing. Alice was laughing have a great time with Rose and Emmett. Jasper walked over to me and I closed my eyes. He

jumped off the stage and started grinding my legs and working his way up to my torso. I opened my eyes and his pale butt was in my face. He turned around and came closer. I heard

Edward mutter "anytime now", but Ignored him. I got the 100 dollar bill out of my pocket and stuffed in Jasper's thong. In that one moment I heard Carlisle's voice. Oh shit!

"Bella? Jasper?" Carlisle's voice became more clear as he was right beside me. "Hi Carlisle. What are you doing back so soon?" I asked him with a fearful voice.

"Well Bella. Esme and I installed a camera and motion detector in my study because we wanted to make sure that nothing would get broken. Of course I should be asking you what your

doing." I stood there with nothing to say. I looked at Edward and Alice they were laughing their butts off. Oh great this is what Alice saw. "Um... we were playing truth or dare." Carlisle

nodded. "Of course you were." Carlisle turned to Alice, Edward, Emmett, Rose, and Jake. "Can't I leave for a short week vacation or must I hire one of the Volturi guards to babysit." Alice's

smile was gone. Obviously she didn't see this reaction from Carlisle. "Jacob. I suggest that you leave once we return home unless you would like to be punished as well." Carlisle's voice

was harsh. Esme was staring at Jasper. "Jasper I thought I raised you better than this. You should never wear thongs in public." Esme said while holding back a smile.

"Of course mother I should have known that." I started to laugh when Carlisle looked at me. "Bella what are you laughing about. You are the one stuffing money into your soon to be

Brother-in-law's pants." Carlisle wasn't kidding. He was as serious as a prep schools principal. "I will see you at home everyone. Come prepared because you will be going through major

punishment." Carlisle and Esme walked out of the building and Edward came towards me. "I'm so sorry Bella Alice didn't see him react like that. He and Esme will be returning to Cancun,

but he is seriously considering hiring a guard from the Volturi. " I thought about that for a second and then Alice came in my vision. "We won't be in much trouble. Emmett just has to buy

Carlisle's stuff back. He didn't ruin any important things. They will go back in a day when Emmett finishes fixing Carlisle's study." Thank god. "I guess we should go now eh?" I said to

Edward. "Yes love we wouldn't want to upset Carlisle and Esme more." I nodded and walked hand in hand with Edward out of the door and ran home.

AN/ Don't worry guys Carlisle and Esme will leave soon. I still have lots of tricks up my sleeve. I hope you liked it! Tell me what you think. Review! Xoxo -Mal