Cartoon Character Craziness presents:Give a guy advice.
Synopsis:Jack Spicer is also having girl problems, so he goes to the guys for help but that does no good, then he goes to G.A.M.P. And finally the girls, but when a new girl moves into cartoon city he falls head over heals for her! Can he admit his feelings or will he be beaten up?
Based on another episode idea from mysterious
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It was a normal day in the Land of OOO part of cartoon city, many cartoon characters were either talking or getting exercise, however Jack Spicer was talking to Gunter about his little 'problem'.
"And that's why I think I should ask Sunset Shimmer out this weekend" He said "What do you think?"
"Wenk!" Gunter said as the penguin took a bite of his sandwich.
"But the thing is" Jack said "She hates me! How do I get a girl that hates me to go out on a date with me!?" the penguin just looked at him and waddle away "Thanks for the advice! Not!" he just got up from his seat and went to the only place he could get advice from.
Later...
"Pass it here filthy earth friends!" Invader Zim yelled as he and Nezu, Alejandro, Alois, Akihisa and Scott played a game of Irken Football "Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!" Jack walked up to the group with his up most confidence to ask them about how to take a girl out.
"Hey guys!" he said, the group turned around to greet their friend.
"Hey what up man?" Nezu asked.
"Not much" Jack said "Can I ask you guys something?"
"Yeah what is it?" Alejandro asked.
"You guys know a lot about going out with girls right?" he asked.
"Oh ho, of course human stink" Zim said "The mighty Zim and his mistress Gaz do take it steady with all of man kinds destruction!" the guys looked at him with uneasy faces and Zim just blinked "I'M NORMAL!"
"Whatever man" Scott said as he turned to Jack "Why you ask?"
"It's just that...I really like Sunset Shimmer" Jack said "But she hates me! I don't know how to ask her out when she hates me!"
"Well you came to the right guys amigo!" Alejandro said "Me and my senorita Heather always go out when the night is nice and perfect".
"But I think he should ask her out on a weekend" Nezu said "That's how me and Kyoko met".
"Silence! Zim thinks he should ask her out with presents and the offering of a planet!" Zim said "That's how I won my little demon seed!"
"Really? He should give her flowers and and take her to a fancy restaurant" Alois said "Not offer her a planet! And how did you offer Gaz a planet in the first place Irken boy?!"
"SILENCE! ZIM KNOWS WHAT IS RIGHT!" Zim said, Jack was starting to get confused.
"Maybe he should keep asking her until she finally agrees" Scott said.
"No way man! He should annoy her until she agrees!" Akihisa said.
"Annoy her? Dude your in a serious case of the poo brains!" Alois said.
"Wait? So should I annoy her or keep asking her? Because your methods are getting really confusing!" Jack said.
"Just ask her!" Alejandro said.
"No force her! Force her!" Zim said as he jumped onto his back and began to fight him.
"Just ask her!"
"No force! Force! I am Zim!"
"Shut up!" Alois said as he tried to break up the fight, Jack just shook his head and groaned.
"Thanks for the ideas!" He shouted as he walked away.
"those other ideas were an accident!" Scott said.
"Man! He should really get a life!" Alejandro said.
"Agreed stink-beast!" Zim said as he grabbed a soda from his PAK and drank from it.
Later...
"Hello?" Jack spicer asked as he arrived on the planet Xevious, he had took a ship to get to the planet to ask the super computer about how to win a date.
"Whaaaat?" a large mechanical voice asked, Jack ran to a large arena to see the large computer G.A.M.P., he stared in amazement at the computer.
"Uh... I came to ask you something" Jack said.
"Okay what is it?" G.A.M.P. Asked.
"I want to know how to win a date" Jack said as he smiled.
"Seriously? Dude I'm a super computer" G.A.M.P said.
"Your point?" Jack asked.
"Hello? Super computer's don't know anything about love" G.A.M.P. Said "Why would you think I would anything about love?"
"Well since you are a super computer, I thought you knew something about love!" Jack said, G.A.M.P. Just looked down at him with what looked like a mechanical eye and zapped him "OW!" the teen ran back to his spaceship and quickly left.
"Crazy human" he said to himself.
Later...
"I got it!" Gaz said as she left the living room where she, Kyoko, Heather, Yuuko, Sayaka and Kiariani were playing a board game, the young girl opened the door to see a depressed Jack Spicer.
"Hey" he said.
"Good-bye" Gaz said as she tried to close the door but Jack kept opening it by pushing it back.
"No wait! I need you and your friends advice!" Jack said, Gaz suddenly felt surprised and opened the door for him to enter.
"Okay come in" Gaz said, Jack nodded and went inside "Dad! I'm letting a complete weirdo in the house! Is it okay?"
"Of course dear! Just as long you promise to make sure he doesn't steal anything!" Prof. Membrane replied from the basement lab.
"Thanks!" Gaz said as she led Jack into her living room "We have a guest" the girls turned up from the game to see Jack Spicer nervously waving.
"Hi ladies" he said.
"Hi Jack" Heather said as she walked over to her cousin "What brings you here?"
"I just came for some advice on getting a date" Jack said "First I tried your boyfriends but they kept arguing on what I should do and then I went to G.A.M.P. For help, but he didn't know anything on how to get a girl, so I came to you guys for help" the girls just stared at him and nodded.
"Okay what you should do is go up and reign doom on her until she goes out with you" Gaz said with a evil smile.
"Actually you should give her lots of food" Kyoko said "And make sure she never wastes it! Then she'll go out with you".
"How about you find a girl who's really smart" Yuuko said, she stood by her point while the other girls just disagreed.
"How will he find a girl who is really smart?" Gaz said.
"I don't think Sunset is really like a nerd" Jack said, the girls suddenly gasped and turned their heads at him with surprised faces.
"Sunset?! Sunset Shimmer?! Dude she hates you!" Kyoko said "Why would you want to go out on a date with her?!"
"I don't know" Jack said "She's just so neat and I really like her!"
"Uh...hello? She's the meanest student in cartoon school!" Gaz said "If I were you, I would really reign doom upon her head!" Jack just looked at her with a angered face and walked out the door while bumping into Dib.
"What's his problem?" Dib asked the girls as the teen walked out the door.
"It was nothing" Gaz said.
"Meanest girl in school? Ha! I'm a villain!" Jack said to himself "I'm also mean! Usually not all the time, but I'm still mean!" he just kept walking down the street and into a deep hole, he just walked out of the hole and came to the front door of his house in the Orchid bay city.
"How do I get Sunset to notice me?! How?!" he yelled at the top of his lungs and sat down on his chair and scratched his chin "Maybe I should go with the guys advice, yeah that's it! Here I go!" the teen ran out of his house to find Sunset Shimmer.
Later...
"So he just walked out of the house with an angry look" Heather told Alejandro, the girls and guys had decided to hang out by the cartoon city fun park for the afternoon.
"You're telling us stink-beast" Zim said as he picked at his food "He came to us fro advice earlier".
"Hey look!" Kiariani said as she pointed to Jack Spicer walking up to Sunset Shimmer, she was sitting in a chair at a table next to the delushuus weenies stand.
"DELUSHUUS WEENIES!" A man running the stand yelled.
"Hey Sunset" Jack said.
"Oh hey Jack" she said.
"I was wondering if you would like to go out on a date" Jack said "Because I've been wanting to ask you for a lo-" He was cut off when Sunset began to laugh.
"Ha ha ha! Me?! Go out on a date with you!?" Sunset said as she continued to laugh "In your dreams! Wimp!" the girl got up from her chair and walked away, the teen sat down and began to wallowing in his own south pity.
"Oh man, poor guy" Scott said "She just pushed him off, just like that".
"I always knew she was a slughterer!" Zim said, the group just looked at him strangely.
"...Okay" Scott said, Jack just continued to sulk while drinking a soda.
"Hey there" A voice said, he looked up to see a girl that looked like his age wearing a black t-shirt and blue pants, the girl took a seat next to him and smiled "You know that was really kind for what you did to try and get a date".
"Uh...Thanks" Jack said as he held out his hand "Name's Jack Spicer".
"I'm Izumi Orimoto" she said as she shook his hand "I'm new to cartoon city".
"Oh that was your family that moved into the Tremerton part of the city?" Jack asked.
"Yep" Izumi replied "Sorry you couldn't get a date with that girl".
"It's okay" Jack said "I guess Gaz was right about Sunset being mean".
"Gaz? Who's Gaz?" Izumi asked.
"A friend of mine" Jack replied.
"Hey I know we just met" Izumi said "But I was wondering if you...would want to go out later?" Jack suddenly felt his heart lift up.
"Really? Go out? On a date?" he asked.
"Yeah!" Izumi said.
"YES!" Jack shouted, Izumi just smiled and giggled.
"Okay, I'll see you in the Amity park part of the city at 4:00" Izumi said and she walked away, Jack suddenly sprung up from his chair and danced around for a bit, he suddenly caught of the guys and smiled evilly.
"Why are you smiling at us like that?" Zim asked.
"No reason" he said "But it was really rude of you guys calling the girls ideas stupid earlier today" the girls suddenly gasped and turned to the boys with angered faces.
"You guys called our ideas stupid?!" Kiariani said as the girls leaned over the boys.
"No! We didn't! Honest!" Scott said, the girls suddenly caught the boys by their arms and dragged them away.
"Where are we going?" Zim asked.
"To the mall!" Gaz said "The one place where we can really reign doom on you guys!" the guys just moaned while Jack watched in triumph and laughed.
"Guess I better get ready for my date" he said as he looked at his watch.
The end
(A/N: Sorry about the long wait, I was busy with the cartoon hero all-star saga story and I had little time to do this story, but I did it just the way you dear reviewers have asked me! Be sure to ask for more cartoon re-enactments from SpongeBob, Invader Zim, Total Drama, Ed, Edd N Eddy and add your own ideas for an episode!)