Kraken: Hiya!! We have a snow day today, which means that there is much
happieness, and I can update! I like snow!! Dodado No School! No School!
Mini Midget Riku: And there was much rejoicing. . .
Kraken: Heeheeheeheehee. . . No homework!!!
Mini Midget Riku: You're far to happy then is normal today. . .
Kraken: Lalalalalalalalaaaaa!!!
Mini Midget Riku: Piers!!!
Kraken: Whaaaa! They killed his name!!, now I'm depressed. . . I mean really, that has to be the worst name ever, it sounds French for crying out loud! It shouldn't! Picard is a good name, why can't they call him Picard?
Mini Midget Riku: If you're wondering she's complaining about the new name of Picard, Piers, it's now official.
Kraken: Really, even Leon was a better name, and that's not saying much! Leon's a pretty boring name! It makes me think of the Lizard in Star Fox64 (Not the Gamecube one. The Gamecube one isn't even Star Fox, it just has the same characters) And I don't like the lizard in Star Fox64!
Leon the Lizard: Ehum!! *Takes out evil death ray*
Kraken: Eeep! Okay, but Leon is a dumb name for a person
Leon/Squall from FFVIII/Kingdom Hearts: Ehum!! *Takes out gunblade*
Kraken: Eeep!! Um. . . Okay, It's a great name for people and lizards. . .
Leon the Lion: Ehum!! *Roars*
Kraken: Help!!! I'm being swarmed by people named Leon! Ahhhhh!!!
Mini Midget Riku: GO AWAY!!!
* All the Leons run*
Leon/Squall: You're about six inches high you know
Mini Midget Riku: I know!!! Go away!!!
Leon/Squall: I could step on you, you know Mini Midget Riku: Uhh. . . .We've wasted an entire page already, on with the story
Kraken: I don't own anything. . .Except Leon the Zucchini. . .
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SP: Mwahahahaha. . . Soon, soon, I will make them from a band. . . And then they will sing! And make money! Mwahahahaha. . .
Picard: If I were you I wouldn't say that out loud sir
SP: Oh. . . How about they sing today!
Picard: Okay!
SP: Heeheehee. . .Elanor Rigby!!! In honor of my latest human sacrifice, Elanor Olato, Alphonse's girlfriend!
Picard: Uh. . . You never did that
SP: Oh. . . I wish I did though!
Picard:. . .
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Alex: Uh. . .Following the events of our failed attempt at Jeopardy, Buffalo Bill and myself are disappearing into a puff of smoke. Good Day.
Joe III: Does that mean I can get my name back now?
Mia: Never!!!
Joe III: Pleeeaaasseeee???
Sora: Happy soda can! Happy!
All:. . .
Ivan comes running up, completely out of breath.
Ivan: Heres. . .the. . .next. . .song. . .*faints*
All:. . .
Alex: Hey! My names not Joe III any more! Yay!
Suddenly there is a large puff of smoke, Gimli happily disappears, because he has to go hang out with Link, Marth, and Roy, and Riku, Rikku, and Rictor Lasanti (Tactics Ogre) pop up, as well as Leon the zucchini.
Sora: Hey! I know you! You're the guy with the white hair who I've known forever that tried to kill me on numerous occasions when possessed by darkness!
Riku: Hello to you to. . .
Rikku: How come he has my name!
Jenna : It's not the same. His name has one K whereas yours has two
Riku: But they're pronounced the same!
Rikku: Yeah! That's not fair!
Monotone Man: Riku from Kingdom Hearts, you're name is now Joe III
Joe III: What!!!
Picard: Hello all!
All: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!
Rictor Lasanti: The evil squirrels of death will get you!!!
All: Uhhh. . .
Alphonse: You know, Ignis Fatuus, which means something along the line of Fire of the Apocalypse in Latin
All: Eeep!!!
Rictor Lasanti: Mwahahahahahaha!!!
Picard: Alphonse, you have to sing Elanor Rigby as a duet with Rictor in honor of your deceased girlfriend
Alphonse: Deceased!?
Picard: No, But Sargent Pepper, great god of Darkness, wishes she was.
Joe III: Isn't Ansem the great god of darkness?
Rikku: This zucchini tastes good! Leon the Zucchini: Oww. . . gurgle
Garet: Nooooo! You killed it! My only friend!!
Rictor: Uh. . . Hey SP can't threaten to kill my girlfriend 'cause she's dead!!
Alphonse: But don't you like Ivanna Batra-
Rictor: Shhhh! Don't tell them!
SP: Mwahahahaha!!!
All: Ahhhhhh!
Sora: Fruitcake!!!
SP: Mr. Lasanti, If you don't sing, I'll bring Malicia Batraal back from the dead, kill her, kill Ivanna Batraal, bring her back from the dead revive Naris Batraal, have him kill Ivanna, then kill him! Mwahahahahahaha!!!
Rictor: Okay then. . .
Sora: Onion Rings are attacking Tokyo!!
Rikku and Joe III stuff Sora in a potato sack and then feed him to a hungry tsunami.
All: . . .
SP: Sing already you little idiots!
Alphonse:
Eleanor Rigby eats some live mice
People getting attacked by mad hens
Falls in a stream
Falls out the window, blood on her face
And she sits in a jar by the door
Someone yells fore
Alphonse/Rictor: All the stupid people
Why do they attack cows?
All the stupid people
Someone, shoot them now
Rictor:
Father is crazy talkin' 'bout verbs
and predicates stuck in my ear
Running in fear
Look at him lurking, chewing on socks
In the dark night when nobody cares
Likes to eat hair
Alphonse/Rictor:
All the stupid people
Why do they attack cows?
All the stupid people
Someone, shoot them now
Ah, look at all the stupid people
Ah, look at all the stupid people
Eleanor Rigby ate the live perch
And was choked 'for anyone came
That was sure lame
Father is crazy eating the dirt off his hands
As he walks from the grave
Exploring a cave
All the stupid people
Why do they attack cows?
All the stupid people
Someone, shoot them now
Ah, look at all the stupid people
Ah, look at all the stupid people
SP: My ears!!!! They burn!!!!
Felix: *Eats pizza*
Alex: *Eats pizza*
Joe III: *Eats Pizza*
Rikku: *Eats Pizza*
Isaac: *Eats Pizza*
Mia: *Eats Pizza*
Jenna: *Eats Pizza*
Alphonse: *Eats Pizza*
Rictor: *Eats pizza*
Garet: * Eats poisonous mushroom, dies*
Sora: * Was already eaten by tsunami*
Mini Midget Riku: What was the point of the last few sentances?
Kraken: Dunno. Weren't you getting attacked by Squall?
Mini Midget Riku: He's eating pizza
Kraken: Oh. . . Please Review! And read my Super Smash Brothers Story! It doesn't matter is you've actually played Super Smash Brothers, but some of the jokes have to do with LOTR.
Mini Midget Riku: And there was much rejoicing. . .
Kraken: Heeheeheeheehee. . . No homework!!!
Mini Midget Riku: You're far to happy then is normal today. . .
Kraken: Lalalalalalalalaaaaa!!!
Mini Midget Riku: Piers!!!
Kraken: Whaaaa! They killed his name!!, now I'm depressed. . . I mean really, that has to be the worst name ever, it sounds French for crying out loud! It shouldn't! Picard is a good name, why can't they call him Picard?
Mini Midget Riku: If you're wondering she's complaining about the new name of Picard, Piers, it's now official.
Kraken: Really, even Leon was a better name, and that's not saying much! Leon's a pretty boring name! It makes me think of the Lizard in Star Fox64 (Not the Gamecube one. The Gamecube one isn't even Star Fox, it just has the same characters) And I don't like the lizard in Star Fox64!
Leon the Lizard: Ehum!! *Takes out evil death ray*
Kraken: Eeep! Okay, but Leon is a dumb name for a person
Leon/Squall from FFVIII/Kingdom Hearts: Ehum!! *Takes out gunblade*
Kraken: Eeep!! Um. . . Okay, It's a great name for people and lizards. . .
Leon the Lion: Ehum!! *Roars*
Kraken: Help!!! I'm being swarmed by people named Leon! Ahhhhh!!!
Mini Midget Riku: GO AWAY!!!
* All the Leons run*
Leon/Squall: You're about six inches high you know
Mini Midget Riku: I know!!! Go away!!!
Leon/Squall: I could step on you, you know Mini Midget Riku: Uhh. . . .We've wasted an entire page already, on with the story
Kraken: I don't own anything. . .Except Leon the Zucchini. . .
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SP: Mwahahahaha. . . Soon, soon, I will make them from a band. . . And then they will sing! And make money! Mwahahahaha. . .
Picard: If I were you I wouldn't say that out loud sir
SP: Oh. . . How about they sing today!
Picard: Okay!
SP: Heeheehee. . .Elanor Rigby!!! In honor of my latest human sacrifice, Elanor Olato, Alphonse's girlfriend!
Picard: Uh. . . You never did that
SP: Oh. . . I wish I did though!
Picard:. . .
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Alex: Uh. . .Following the events of our failed attempt at Jeopardy, Buffalo Bill and myself are disappearing into a puff of smoke. Good Day.
Joe III: Does that mean I can get my name back now?
Mia: Never!!!
Joe III: Pleeeaaasseeee???
Sora: Happy soda can! Happy!
All:. . .
Ivan comes running up, completely out of breath.
Ivan: Heres. . .the. . .next. . .song. . .*faints*
All:. . .
Alex: Hey! My names not Joe III any more! Yay!
Suddenly there is a large puff of smoke, Gimli happily disappears, because he has to go hang out with Link, Marth, and Roy, and Riku, Rikku, and Rictor Lasanti (Tactics Ogre) pop up, as well as Leon the zucchini.
Sora: Hey! I know you! You're the guy with the white hair who I've known forever that tried to kill me on numerous occasions when possessed by darkness!
Riku: Hello to you to. . .
Rikku: How come he has my name!
Jenna : It's not the same. His name has one K whereas yours has two
Riku: But they're pronounced the same!
Rikku: Yeah! That's not fair!
Monotone Man: Riku from Kingdom Hearts, you're name is now Joe III
Joe III: What!!!
Picard: Hello all!
All: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!
Rictor Lasanti: The evil squirrels of death will get you!!!
All: Uhhh. . .
Alphonse: You know, Ignis Fatuus, which means something along the line of Fire of the Apocalypse in Latin
All: Eeep!!!
Rictor Lasanti: Mwahahahahahaha!!!
Picard: Alphonse, you have to sing Elanor Rigby as a duet with Rictor in honor of your deceased girlfriend
Alphonse: Deceased!?
Picard: No, But Sargent Pepper, great god of Darkness, wishes she was.
Joe III: Isn't Ansem the great god of darkness?
Rikku: This zucchini tastes good! Leon the Zucchini: Oww. . . gurgle
Garet: Nooooo! You killed it! My only friend!!
Rictor: Uh. . . Hey SP can't threaten to kill my girlfriend 'cause she's dead!!
Alphonse: But don't you like Ivanna Batra-
Rictor: Shhhh! Don't tell them!
SP: Mwahahahaha!!!
All: Ahhhhhh!
Sora: Fruitcake!!!
SP: Mr. Lasanti, If you don't sing, I'll bring Malicia Batraal back from the dead, kill her, kill Ivanna Batraal, bring her back from the dead revive Naris Batraal, have him kill Ivanna, then kill him! Mwahahahahahaha!!!
Rictor: Okay then. . .
Sora: Onion Rings are attacking Tokyo!!
Rikku and Joe III stuff Sora in a potato sack and then feed him to a hungry tsunami.
All: . . .
SP: Sing already you little idiots!
Alphonse:
Eleanor Rigby eats some live mice
People getting attacked by mad hens
Falls in a stream
Falls out the window, blood on her face
And she sits in a jar by the door
Someone yells fore
Alphonse/Rictor: All the stupid people
Why do they attack cows?
All the stupid people
Someone, shoot them now
Rictor:
Father is crazy talkin' 'bout verbs
and predicates stuck in my ear
Running in fear
Look at him lurking, chewing on socks
In the dark night when nobody cares
Likes to eat hair
Alphonse/Rictor:
All the stupid people
Why do they attack cows?
All the stupid people
Someone, shoot them now
Ah, look at all the stupid people
Ah, look at all the stupid people
Eleanor Rigby ate the live perch
And was choked 'for anyone came
That was sure lame
Father is crazy eating the dirt off his hands
As he walks from the grave
Exploring a cave
All the stupid people
Why do they attack cows?
All the stupid people
Someone, shoot them now
Ah, look at all the stupid people
Ah, look at all the stupid people
SP: My ears!!!! They burn!!!!
Felix: *Eats pizza*
Alex: *Eats pizza*
Joe III: *Eats Pizza*
Rikku: *Eats Pizza*
Isaac: *Eats Pizza*
Mia: *Eats Pizza*
Jenna: *Eats Pizza*
Alphonse: *Eats Pizza*
Rictor: *Eats pizza*
Garet: * Eats poisonous mushroom, dies*
Sora: * Was already eaten by tsunami*
Mini Midget Riku: What was the point of the last few sentances?
Kraken: Dunno. Weren't you getting attacked by Squall?
Mini Midget Riku: He's eating pizza
Kraken: Oh. . . Please Review! And read my Super Smash Brothers Story! It doesn't matter is you've actually played Super Smash Brothers, but some of the jokes have to do with LOTR.