Sooo... Hi. I didn't think interaction over the internet could be awkward, but I kinda have nothing to say. Anyway, now is Granny, because I got two requests. Granted, I got two for Zeke too, but I'm doing Granny first. I'm gonna watch the first movie this weekend and get some ideas for Zeke, 'kay? Also, this is narrated by Granny, so you shouldn't take it at all seriously.
Also, the first person narration isn't permanent. I just thought it would be funny for Granny.
List Number Ten: Granny (As told by the lady herself)
1: I beat two pill bugs at go fish one time.
2: I lived through three interspecies war, eight sloth family feuds and one lizard fist fight. And I won them all! Don't contradict me, Sidney!
3: I met Precious when I was a prisoner of war during the lizard fist fight.
4: I abandoned them. They didn't abandon me. It was all a plan by me that I came up with one night, while sneaking down my tree for a midnight snack of broccoli - Don't fall asleep on me, Sidney!
5: I invented spoons.
6: I invented language. All of it. Be grateful.
7: Seriously, after the world's thawed and melted, they'll be writing these very words down and reading them.
8: Speaking of - I invented writing too.
9: I dislike flamingoes.
10: They stole my mango stash.
11: Don't tell me flamingoes don't eat mango! They do! I invented language, so I'm right. Always. And don't you forget it, kitty.
12: I am psychic.
13: I have built-in gaydar.
14: Rainbows are ugly.
15: I killed the unicorns. I accidentally pelted them all with sticks while trying to get my mangoes back from the flamingoes.
Okay, writing this was fun. Really fun. R&R?