A/N: I can only apologise guys, I got so busy and distracted I forgot all about this fic. If anybody is still reading this I'd love to hear what you think (:

It was two days later, and he knew he could tell by the hurried glances that the fellows had instigated there plan.

If only they knew

House chuckled before pushing the door open with his cane , instantly noting the new blue file in Foreman's hand. House walked towards the cupboards taking a cupcake and making himself a coffee. The fellows just watched him and he sighed turning to face them muffin still in his mouth

"Whatft?"

Foreman winced as he was sprayed with chocolate crumbs, grimacing he swept them off his expensive suit shoulder handing the folder to his boss

"That's disgusting" Taub murmured to himself, face pinched with revulsion.

House flipped the file open, muffin intact and he read eyebrows rising as he read further and further.

"Pfftheothies"

The fellows tensed for a second "Maybe you should talk to the patient?" Taub glanced at the others, his tone proving that the patient must have something to do with their plan. House raised his eyebrows again, removing his muffin.

He is a doctor…must be something special about him…

He nodded picking up his cane neglecting his coffee as he stamped out of the room, the fellows instinctively leaping to follow him.

A tall thin man was sat on the edge of his bed, blonde hair hanging in his face, large pointed nose pale blue eyes and diamond white smile catching House off guard.

"Aren't you supposed to be in class?"

House raised an eyebrow his sarcastic tone lost to the man.

"You must be doctor House"

House bowed a little and moved to let the kids into the room

"I'm actually thirty five"

House snorted "Riiight"

He watched the man for a moment as he talked with his fellows, discussing symptoms and possible explanations.

What's so special about him? What did the kids want us to see? God he looks like a 12 year old…

The fellows' conversation was cut short by the arrival of another tall man, thick brown hair, dark eyes and a handsome profile catching the eye of the blonde man.

House watched in silence as the man blushed, carrying a bag he moved to the bed and set it at the blonde mans feet.

"Sorry, I got your stuff"

"Thanks, did you tell-"

"I told everyone at the practice"

The blonde doctor nodded and smiled up at his friend, "Thanks"

House watched them closely

Something is off

"Oh um this is my partner, DJ"

The blonde man waved a hand in the direction of the doctors "And DJ they are my doctors"

The handsome man looked up and smiled wiggling his fingers at the doctors, until his eyes connected with House

"I presume that's doctor House"

House rolled his eyes but gave no reply. He leant down pretending the concentrate on spinning his cane around his fingers, but was watching the men's interactions carefully.

Hmmm, why is this man here? Assistant maybe... he did say partner but there is always a dominant in every partnership. They seem close… a little too close

"How long have you two been together?"

The blonde patient turned to House, surprised "We've been working together for five years"

House rolled his eyes, "And how long have you been fucking"

"House!"

The fellows all shouted, and began apologising to the patient. The man raised a hand and they were silenced, House raised an eyebrow

Impressive. We should try that some time.

"We've been together for four years" he smiled up at DJ who reached out and took his hand "Four years and two months" both men smiled back at House and he sighed inwardly.

They look so happy….

"Eurch"

The kids shared a worried glance, as House turned his back, striding out of the room.

I need them out of there; this should make them think for a while at least that I'm opposed to the idea of two guys… well. Hmm how proud are we? Showing us a real life example of how a doctor can still be respected, and how happy they are even thought they are out

House frowned, and threw open the door of his lovers office. Wilson jumped and so did the old woman seated on the comfy couch. House just stood staring until Wilson sighed

"Yes doctor House?"

House banged his cane once and Wilson understood "Okay Mrs. Claude , I think we are done for today"

The old woman clasped her doctors hand and nodded, watery eyes full of gratitude "Thank you doctor"

Wilson stood and helped lead her out of the room, glaring at House over the top of her fluffy white head, "Goodbye Mrs. Claude"

The old woman toddled off down the hall and House strode to his sofa, slumping heavily and with a dramatic sigh.

"So I think I know what stage one of the kids plan is"

"Oh and you just had to tell me right now?"

House smiled up at Wilson "They need to think I am disgusted by homosexuality"

Wilson just stared hands on hips "What?"

House laughed "They got me a patient who is, get this, a well respected doctor who just happens to be gay"

Wilson stared again "That's…that's brilliant"

"I know"

"Then…why did you come here?"

"I pretended to storm out"

"Why though? Surely you would want them to see your okay with that?"

House rolled his eyes

He doesn't get it

"You don't get it, this way they will have to find a way to make me come round to their ideas and it gives me longer to mess with them"

"Mess with them?" "Well if they are going to mess with my business, then they had better be prepared for it to be difficult"

Wilson rolled his eyes "What are you going to do?"

"I'm going to pretend to be disgusted for a bit, then slowly come round to being okay with it and see what their next move is"

Wilson sighed "Okay whatever Greg, if it satisfies your incessant need to mess with people then fine. As long as at the end of all of this, you can admit to everyone that there are two of us in this"

Wilson was staring at him, eyes boring into his skin

Jees cant we have any fun without him raining on our parade

"Fine"

House grinned getting to his feet and creeping slowly toward his lover. Wilson blushed

"Greeg, I'm working"

"Me too"

House crowded Wilson, moving closer and closer until Wilson was leaning on his desk, hipbones grazing each other, chests brushing. House took a deep breath

Mmmm I wonder if you could bottle this smell. You'd make a mint

He leant in lips barely ghosting over Wilsons jaw when the oncologist grunted and pulled Houses chin up crashing their lips together. He worked quickly, hands grasping House tight around the waist, tongue sweeping over his lovers lips.

House grunted in return, moaning at the loss of contact when Wilson pulled back

"Greg, if you're going to kiss me. Do it. I don't have time to faff around"

House chuckled stealing another kiss before extracting himself "Now, Jimmy you're going to have to act all sad and depressed because your super hot best friend who you love more than anything in the world just came to you ranting about this gross gay couple, who by the way you should see because they look about twelve and its creeeepy"

House grinned and Wilson let out a huff of breath

"Fine, now go" he pushed Houses lower back, slowly moving the taller man towards the door.

House turned at the last second and pecked Wilsons lips again "Bye"

Wilson rolled his eyes "Bye" and with that he opened the door, his face suddenly drawn and shell shocked

God damn no wonder we didn't notice, he is tooo good at acting

"See ya Jimmy" House made his voice loud brash, confident and Wilson answered back with a quieter almost hurt sounding mutter

"Yeah bye House"

The fellows watched anxiously, sharing meaningful glances with each other and pitying stares at the oncologist who closed his door quickly.

House raised an eyebrow "Why aren't you testing the patient?"

They jumped collectively and rushed away, eyes trained on House as he limped away hiding a grin.