Allright,allright,people were wondering what happened in the last chapter and sent me messages and reviews. Oh yeah,and all you people that reviewed,you guys own moms! Yeah! But not as much as Edward Cullen owns. Sorry. But you still own. Well,first off,when Edward was daydreaming he was daydreaming about how to get Bella back. And Edward was laughing because Jake thought of the most fruitiest thing in the world about Bella just after he said he didn't love her that way. Aka " My love for her burns like the white hot intensity of a thousand suns" Which,by the way,I stole from the fairly odd parents. Moving on -
Sam shook his head and looked down at Bella. He wondered how one human girl could get so much attention from everyone without even trying. But,was she trying? He didn't know. No one knew. Except Bella herself and Stephenie Meyer. But we are all pretty sure Bella doesn't desire the attention of every male she passes on the street. Human or not human. Werewolf or not werewolf. Vampire or not vampire. And why does she always fall for the monsters? Because they are cooler. Duh. Anyways..
" Bella!" Paul yelled as he limped out of the woods. His scratches and bruises instantly disappeared almost instantly. He was a werewolf and he could do that. Duh. Anyways...
Bella turned around and stared at Paul who was grinning at her again. He stretched his arms out hoping Bella would repeat the whole makeout thing over again. Even though she had a boyfriend. Mike Newton. A/N: I know,I know. I'm evil for letting this happen. But it won't stay that way. Don't worry. Edward growled. So did Jake,shortly after,limping out of the woods. But the only thing Bella did was blink.
" Bells,give me some love here!" Paul smiled.
Blink. Blink.
" And you are?" Bella asked him.
" What?!" Paul yelled. " You can't be serious. Antonio slash Paul slash Jonathan..slash Paul..We just were making out!"
" Listen dude,I think your going out of your mind here. I don't know you." Bella repeated.
Paul growled and walked over towards Sam with his arms folded. He scowled and sat down in the grass watching her.
" Bella.." Alice said slowly.
" We should go get a new goat. Since mines been kidnapped." Bella said randomly.
" Bella,I think we should get you home." Embry told her.
" We can get a goat from my house!" Bella laughed. " I've got ten!"
Emmett rolled his eyes and walked up to her. He grabbed her by the waist and threw her over his shoulder. They all sighed as she kicked and screamed and yelled random things about how she would cut out their teeth and put them in necklaces if they didn't let her go and put her down. But they didn't. Jasper put her down in the back of his car and they all drove toward's Bella's house.