Characters: F!Shepard/Garrus
Word Count: ~200
Rating: T (edging on M)
Author's Note: Smut-lite fill for a prompt over on masskink (ages ago) that requested fail!sex between F!Shep and Garrus. This weird dialogue/stage-direction ficlet was the result. Not too graphic, but yeah - it's a kink fill. So keep that in mind.
Fail...or Win?
"OW! Geez, Garrus, watch the mandibles."
"Sorry, Shepard. Maybe if you just...move a little...to the right...then we could..."
"Oh! Oh, that, that is..." *deep breath* "Mmm..."
"Better?"
"Don't. Sound. So. Smug. Turian. Oh, gods, yes!"
*heavy breathing* "Wait a, wait a minute, Shepard. Slow...slow down."
"Unh!"
"I said wait! OW! Oh shit! Stop!"
"Garrus? What -" *gasping for air* "What's wrong?"
"What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong is that I don't bend that way, Shepard! Please. Just...take it easy, okay?"
"Sure. Sorry." *nibbles* Maybe I can make it up to you?"
"Mmm. Okay – that's...Ohhhh, that's much better."
*strokes * "Why, Officer Vakarian. Are you still happy to see me?" *smiles*
*blinks* "I have no idea what you are referencing, Shepard, but..." *pants * "you can" *groans * "keep doing that."
"Thought..." *lick* "that you" *lick* "would like that..."
*growls* "Come 'ere." *grabs, flips*
"OH! Oh. Ohhh..." *bucks*
"Oh, fuuuck!" *pins*
"Just. Like. That. Garrus!"
"Shep- Shepard...I can't...can't...need to..." *nuzzles*
"Yes!"
*bites down*
"OWWW! FOR THE LOVE OF...!"
*sheepish* "Oops?"
*calming breath* "Okay. Maybe we need to lay down some ground rules..."
~End