10. Gadzooks. Are those butterflies real?

Thursday, 1 October

12:01 pm, The Jennings' Residence

Jas is particularly huffy. Fringy flicking and everything.

Hunky is unusually quiet and vair hunky-ish.

He's been following Jazzy around like a lost lamb.

3 minutes later

The Hornmeister slid next to me on the sofa.

He nuzzled my neck. 'Love you, Georgia.'

We're telling the Ace Gang and Barmy Army about Little Laugh today.

We're the first to fall pregnant. I am having a nervy b. about telling them.

I like how Little Laugh is our little secret.

12:12 pm

We're just waiting for the Viking Couple.

RoRo and Sven live in Reindeer-a-gogo-land.

They run some loony Viking themed holiday resort.

It's rather popular with ye ole' tourist.

1 minute later

Jools and Rollo have just arrived.

The Hornmeister has left me alone to speak with Rolland.

Jools sat in Dave's place and squealed. 'Gee!'

It is tres fabbity to see Jools again.

She's just opened her bed 'n' breakfast. It's like in the middle of nowhere.

'You and Dave must come and stay. It's gorgey there.'

I promised Jools that we'd visit.

That's if I could tear Dave away from his sell-out comedy tour.

1 minute later

Mabs and Ell have just sat beside mine and Jools feet.

Mabs has just qualified as a nurse. We're tres tres proud of her.

... And Ell's an accountant.

I spoke as Ell sat down. 'Kittykat's heard all about the Queen of Ditherland and Dec.'

Ell's turned into a humongous red loon.

'I-I-I... I mean... like... I... well... I can...' I interrupted her.

'Ellen. It's like the tenth time this has happened?'

Mabs nudged Ell. 'Yep. Number 10.' Ell's turned a deeper shade of red.

2 minutes later

Hunky had blabbed, so Dec came swooping to Ellen's rescue.

Mabs, Jools and I giggled like school girls.

12:23 pm

The Viking Couple have arrived.

I noticed Dave directing everyone into the living room.

Looks like we telling everyone about Little Laugh.

The Hornmeister smiled at me. 'It's time Kittykat.'

The Ace Gang and Barmy Army had sat down around the living room.

I stood next to Dave. Dave cleared his throat.

'Kittykat and I have something to say.'

3 minutes later

The Hornmeister had frozen. He couldn't say it.

I grabbed hold of Dave's hand.

'What the Biscuit is trying to tell you all, is that we're pregnant.'

Hmmm... out come those inner goldfishes.

The Hornmeister wrapped his arms around me.

'Wait until they see Kittykat's bump.' I grinned.

My baby bump is hidden under a loose top.

4 minute later, Jas' and Hunky's Bedroom

The Ace Gang dragged me upstairs.

Hmmm... Jas' and Hunky's bedroom isn't vair romantical.

Gadzooks. Are those butterflies real?

Jools interrupted my thought-train. 'Georgia!'

'Julia!' Mabs continued.

'Do we get to see your bump?'

1 minute later

Showing the Ace Gang my baby bump.

'Blimey O'Reilly Gee. How many weeks?'

I looked at Jools. RoRo poked my bump.

'HEY! Don't poke Little Laugh.'

'Arr... Kittykat be protective of the little laugh.'

'Rosie leave her alone.' Thank you Mabs.

'Like... I... we... I mean... didn't... like... know that... like you and... err... Dave were... well... trying.'

'We weren't trying Ell. It was a vair humongous surprise.'

Jas huffed. 'Typical.' What?

Mabs raised her eyebrows. 'Jas, are you alright?'

'NO! HER AND POXY DAVID RUIN EVERYTHING!'

Huh? I haven't done anything. 'JAS!'

12:42 pm

Jas went ballisiticisimus at Mabs, followed by getting into ye ole' huffmobile and leaving.

I was blubbering. The gist and thrust of what Jas said, was that I wouldn't be a fit Mutti.

Jools wrapped her arms around me.

'Georgia. You'll make a great mum. Don't listen to Jas.'

RoRo handed me a tissue. 'Yeah Sex Kitten will be an amazing Mutti.'

I wiped my mincers. 'RoRo. Can you fetch the Hornmeister?' RoRo smiled.

'Would Kittykat like that sun-side-up?' I smiled.

5 minutes later

The Hornmeister help me to my feet.

He wrapped his arms around my waist.

'Aww... Kittykat. What did Jazzy say?'

1 minute later

Blubbering into Dave's shoulder.

'Dave. I don't even know how to change nappies.'

The Hornmeister laughed. 'The Biscuit will be there to help.'

'Can the Biscuit change nappies?'

'Err... No.' I laughed. 'But he and Kittykat can learn... Together.'

The Hornmeister snogged me. Number 6.

1 minute later

The Hornmeister wiped my mincers.

'Kittykat will be a fab fabbity Mutti.'

'I love you, Dave.'

'I love Kittykat and Little Laugh.'

The Hornmeister looked rather dopey.

He tucked loose strands of hair behind my ear.

'I'll always love them.' I smiled.

'You're such a loon.' Dave laughed.

6 minutes later, Dining Room

Jas has stormed off, meaning Hunky served lunch.

Rollo commented as Dave pulled a chair out for me.

'The Biscuit's gone soft in his old age.' I laughed.

The Hornmeister glared towards Rollo.

'Just because I love my Kittykat and Little Laugh, doesn't mean I've gone soft.'

Rollo raised one of his eyebrows.

The rest of the Barmy Army looked pretty shocked.

Tom continued to serve dinner. 'Sorry about the presentation: Jas usually serves up.'

1:09 pm

Jas returned in her huffmobile.

We watched her storm upstairs without speaking.

Hunky followed her, leaving his lunch.

Lunck is vair scrummy yummy.

Jas made a meatloaf with vegetables.

1 minute later

'What's up with Jas?'

Ed almost jumped when everyone glanced towards him.

Jools shrugged. 'She reacted badly to the new of Little Laugh.'

'Why?' Ellen frowned.

'Her and Tom want a baby.'

Our attentions turned to Ell.

Firstly Ell didn't dither.

Kittykat knew Ell doesn't dither anymore, but had yet to see any proof.

It must only happen when she's shocked or embarrassed.

Secondly Mr. and Mrs. Vole want a Voley Child.

Thirdly. Why is Kittykat always the last to hear these things?

1:14 pm

Hunky and Po have been trying for a baby over the last 6 months.

Nothing has happened and it's putting a strain on their marriage.

I now understand why the Hornmeister and I ruin everything.

We hadn't meant to get preggers. It just happened.

I can't however imagine Hunky and Po are vair romantical about their baby-making.

I've had the baby-making discussion with my mother-in-law, shortly before mine and Dave's wedding.

Jane says you have to be relaxed and not freak out.

Basically trying for a baby doesn't always work for the best.

She told me that when me and Dave started trying I should whisk him away on holiday somewhere.

Something that would make us both relax.

Our honeymoon was relaxing... and it seems the perfect environment for making babies.

The Hornmeister spoke. 'They're trying too hard.'

I bet Jane had the same discussion with Dave. '... and their bedroom isn't exactly romantical.'

'What makes the Hornmeister such an expert?' Dave looked towards Rollo.

'The Biscuit and Kittykat didn't try and we're having Little Laugh.' I interrupted.

'We didn't planned Little Laugh, he just happened. We weren't stressing over getting preggers.'

2 minutes later

'Where did you conceive?' I looked towards Jools.

The Hornmeister grinned. 'On the Biscuit's and Sex Kitten's honeymoon... during a sunrise.'

Dave thinks Little Laugh was conceived in the morning.

I have to admit this is vair romantical of the Hornmeister.

Our honeymoon bedroom over looked the ocean: in the morning there was always a beauuutiful sunrise.

I lobe the Maldives. The Hornmeister promised Kittykat a second honeymoon there.

Actually, he promised me a babymoon, but seeing as we're having Little Laugh I don't think we need one.

I took hold of Dave's hand under the table.

Dec raised his eyebrows. 'What happen to you, man? You're like so serious.' I laughed.

The Hornmeister isn't serious.

10 minutes later

The Hornmeister has put Dec in Hunky and Po's wheelie bin.

Dave soon joined Dec, when Sven threw him into the recycling bin.

The Barmy Army roared with laughter. I shook my head.

1 minute later

Hunky and Po had appeared on their doorstep.

Tom sighed. 'I'm not even going to ask.'

Jas is stood slightly behind Tom, holding his arm. She didn't speak.

Ell had just ran over to the bins.

'Dec, darlin... are you alright?' Ed and Rollo laughed.

'Ooo darlin.' Their stupid voices made Ell flush red.

Dave shouted. He's head first in the recycling bin.

'The blood is rushing to the Hornmeister's head here!'

Tom wondered forward to help Dave, meaning Po reluctantly let go of his arm.

1:34 pm, Hunky and Po's Bedroom

Jas quietly asked to speak with me. Dec's wedged in the wheelie bin.

The Ace Gang and Barmy Army are still attempting to free him.

I perched on the edge of Jazzy's bed.

I watched Jas straighten out her creepy butterfly collection.

She mumbled. 'I'm sorry Georgia. Congratulations.' I raised my eyebrows.

Little Laugh deserves an apology as well.

It isn't his fault that his Aunt Jas is humpty-dumpty.

1 minute later

Jazzy's stood with both hands on her hips. 'What?'

'You're forgetting someone.'

2 minutes later

'... but I didn't say anything to Dave.'

Oh Jazzy Jazzy Jazz. 'What about Little Laugh?'

'You're kidding me.'

'Kittykat doesn't kid.'

There was silence... until Jas mumbled again.

'I'm sorry Little Laugh.' I laughed.

'He forgives you for upset his Mutti.'

1 minute later

Aww. Jas is blubbering.

I wrapped my arms around her.

'Mrs. Vole isn't allowed to blubber. You'll set Kittykat's hormones off.'

'I am such a useless wife.' Ahh. Poor Jas.

'Noo... Mrs. Jennings is marvy and Hunky loves her, vair vair much.'

Jas wiped her mincers: smudging her makeup.

'No. There's something wrong with me. We've tried everything.'

I laughed. 'Have you met the Hornmeister and Kittykat?'

... and that's when Mrs. Vole threw a stuffed owl at me and Little Laugh.

A.N. Okay this chapter got a little longer than I anticipated: I'm sure none of you will mind :p Erm... so yeah now the Ace Gang and Barmy Army know about Little Laugh. Hope you all enjoy this chapter. In response to Lily Nicolson's review: I do sleep, but I'm an university student so don't sleep all that much: only during exams. Plus. I think I come across American for some reason, which would make it look like I work through the night. I don't I'm English. Oh and I can no longer type the word hormone without typing horn-mone first which is going to be a massive pain in the botty when I get back to university. Love RoxannetheLaugh