RD: You sure this will work
GC: POS1T1V3

You are now Finn are you are currently standing beside your quest bed. It is in a stone circle where three different rivers connect. There is fancy arches all along the sides. Your pale yellow quest bed lies in the center with a white hope symbol on it. Terezi is explaining it to you now.

GC: YOU N33D TO D13 ON YOUR QU3ST B3D 1N ORD3R TO 4CH1V3 GOD T13R
RD: Are you god tier
GC: NO
GC: ONLY ON3 TROLL ON OUR T34M 1S 4ND SH3S 4 B1TCH
RD: Vriska
GC: HOW DO YOU KNOW 4BOUT H3R :O
RD: Karkat told me and Marceline about her
RD: Because she was helping Marceline like you're helping me
GC: UGH SH3S SUCH 4N 3GOM4N14C
GC: SH3S ONLY DO1NG 1T TO K33P 4N OLD R1V4LRY W1TH M3 SH3 C4N'T LET D13
RD: She doesn't sound too ncie but Marcy likes her so I don't see any problem
GC: 1 GU3SS NOT
GC: SH3 JUST R34LLY 1NFUR14TES ME
RD: I know
RD: So you're sure this is going to work
RD: I'm going to off myself and come up as a god tier
GC: Y3S
GC: DON'T B3 SUCH 4 B4BY 4BOUT IT
RD: I'm not being a baby
GC: F1NN WOULD 1 3V3R TRY TO K1LL YOU
RD: You already almost did
GC: OH Y34H
GC: BUT 1M NOT TH1S T1M3
RD: I believe you it's just
RD: It's kinda heavy
GC: UHH F1NN

You are oblivious to the black figure approaching you.

RD: I mean I want to be a hero but this is pretty dark
RD: I have to die to achieve the highest rank
GC: F1NN
RD: What is this doesn't work
RD: What is something goes wrong
RD: This is a lot to deal with
GC: H3Y F1NN
RD: Sorry i'm beign all scared but this is heavy
RD: Who even had this idea anyway
RD: Oh hey you can make yourself a god all you have to do is die on a stone bed
GC: W3LL 1 TH1NK YOU'R3 4BOUT TO H4V3 SOM3 H3LP W1TH TH4T :?
RD: What

You turn around to see a dersite behind you. He has weird green eyes. He slashes at your throat. You fall back on your quest bed and die. He laughs evilly and teleports is black. Then suddenly you feel something. You feel weightless in the darkness. There is a bright flash of light and you open your eyes. You are floating above your quest bed, dressed in your god tier outfit. You feel empowered, stronger than before. You fly off to your house and leave the dead you behind.

GC: GOOD JOB H3RO ;]

== Jake: Make new universe

How are you supposed to do that when you have no idea what you are doing. There are frogs everywhere but you have no idea what you are doing. This is jank. Hold on, someone's pestering you. Anything to NOT do this.

terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling justiceKingpin [JK]

TC: HeY bRo

TC: HoWs It MoThErFuCkInG hAnGiNg
JK: oh hey
JK: i remember you
JK: you were the funny clown
TC: YeAh BrO
TC: EvErYoNe Is AlL uP aNd GeTtiNG gUiDe TrOlLs
TC: So I tHoUgHt Id HeLp A bRo OuT
JK: sweet
JK: so do you know anything about the frog breeding
TC: NaH iM nOt ThE sPaCe PlAyEr Or KnIgHt
TC: BuT i ThInK yOu CaN fInd OuT oN yOuR oWn
JK: how
TC: WeLl I dOnT kNoW mUcH aBoUt TiTlEs BuT
TC: I kNoW mAgEs HaVe A cOmPleTe UnDeRsTaNdInG oF tHeIr AsPeCt
TC: LiKe A mOtHerFuCkiNg MiRaCle :o)
JK: woah that's sweet
JK: im going to go try and get god tier then
JK: thanks
TC: No PrObLeM bRo

justiceKingpin [JK] ceased pestering terminallyCapricious [TC]

== Finn: Pester Bubblegum

radicalDude [RD] began pestering practicalBiologist [PB]

RD: Hey PB
RD: I got god tier
PB: That's great Finn.
PB: But i'm far too busy to talk.
RD: Aw come on
RD: Still doing research
PB: Yes Finn, still.
PB: That clock is getting close to hitting its countdown now
RD: How close
PB: About 5 days.
RD: But we've been in here forever
RD: Why don't you just level up and help us kill the black king
PB: I have been.
RD: What really
RD: How
PB: I've designed a series of defenses that kill monsters that get too close.
PB: And contraptions that gather the grist for me.
RD: Oh well that's cool
PB: Yes, now if you don't mind I have to get back to my work.
PB: Goodbye Finn.
RD: Later PB

radicaldude [RD] ceased pestering practicalBiologist [PB]

Well enough of that, time to do what you've been planning on. You are standing by your alchemiter with your Angel's Blood sword and the Enchiridion. You combine them both since you finally have enough grist to do so and make The Sword of Old. It's worn brass handle and glowing white blade brings a single tear to your eye. It is the most awesome sword you have seen in your entire freaking life. And it's yours. You jump out the window and fly away to use it.

== Jack: Pay the queen a visit

Jack can not pay the queen a visit as The Lich is in control. Jack is now a ghost wandering the dream bubbles.

== Lich: Regicide time

You approach the gates of the Derse castle. If what Noir's memories tell you are correct, you can finally end life and kill those four kids. You enter the castle and find your way around. It's not too hard since you know what Jack knows and can find your way to the royal chamber. On your way someone stops you. A dignitary you think. He begins to talk to you about a Prospitian given a parking citation or something. "Give it to me later." you bark at him and begin to walk off. He stops you and tells you about how serious this is and how Prospit will be up in arms even more at Derse. "Hey are you alright? You seem different?" he looks at your curiously. You turn around slowly. "Oh, I am." You shoot a bust of your death magic at him and he slams against a wall. You raise him back up as a zombie. "Now, go order all the troops on the battlefield."

"Yes sir." he says very blankly. He walks off to do your buisness. You turn down the hall and see the royal chamber, and the Black Queen on her throne. You approach her. "Noir, what is it that you want?" you continue to approach without saying a word. "I said, what is it Noir?" still you say nothing. Your eyes begin to show their green and death begins to flow from your hands. "You, you are not the arch agent, what have you done with him?" you are now standing in front of her in the light showing you in Jack's body. "I have removed him for me own use, you're next." she reaches for her sowrd but you stop her. you fire death magic at her hand and she draws up her sword and it scatters on the floor. She falls to her knees and grabs her hand. You pick up the sword and stand over her. "Your kingdom will fall and everything will die." you raise the sword and she looks up in terror. You slash and her throat and kill her. You take the ring off her finger and place in on yourself. You gain all the prototypings and feel the power. You break out the roof and suddenly teleport away.


Ok guys, hope you liked this chapter. More Lich action to come, stay tuned. Thanks for reading.