Konoha Bobobo Shorts Special: Smosh #4
Disclaimer: I don't own Bobobo, Naruto, and Shippuden throughout the story. I also don't own Smosh and their props and videos throughout the story too. And also I don't South Park too. They belong to their rightful owners.
TEEN GIRLS IN THE WILD!
By: SuperLuxray
*Then at a Beauty Shop, girls are just doing their business until George Zazz (Ian) spies on them behind a bush. Then he turned to the Auidence*
George Zazz: BEHOLD! The average teenage girl, a subspecies of homo-sapians that will make humans go over them and tries to impress them. Then they will suck the life right out of us and use it as their own plan to completely take over our love for them.
*Then Girl #1 started painting their nails as they started talking to each other too*
George Zazz: For years, they have been worked in plain site, completely dominating the humans little by little, doing whatever they want, but the methods have been a mystery until now.
*Then it shows the episode called "Teen Girls in the Wild with George Zazz, Wilderness Expert"*
*Then at a house, the Girl #2 (Tenten) is using makeup a lot to be ready for some prom as George observes her then talks to the viewer*
George: Here we see the Human Female applying a lot of makeup to get ready for her prom; we called this subspecies of teenage girls called the Wearingalotofmakeupus. *Then he starts observing*
*Then a knock on her door has been heard as Girl #2 opens the door and it was her father (Guy)*
Father: Alright, honey, are you ready for your prom?
Girl #2: Of course, Daddy, just let me put this little amount of makeup first, *then she applys a large amount of makeup on her face and she turns around as her father saw her looking like a clown (Seriously she looks like a clown)* Well, what do you Daddy?
Father: *Looks very crept out at the sight of his daughter's face* Um, it's quite alright, I guess…
Girl #2: Oh daddy, you're the best! *As she hugs her father*
George: Try to compliment the Wearingalotofmakeupus. It will only make her happy if you do that.
*Then the father spots George as he backs up from his daughter and him*
Father: HEY WHAT THE HELL?! GET OUT OF MY DAUGHTER'S ROOM YOU MOLESTER! *Then grabs his machine gun and started shooting George as he runs away*
*Then George goes to another girl's room, as she started texting to her friends on her phone*
George: There we see the Human Female texting to her friends on her smartphone as we called this subspecies called the Textalotemus. *Then he starts observing*
*Then Girl #3 (Ino) started texting on her phone, when her brother (Shikamaru) comes in the room*
Brother: Sis, you gotta come to dinner, the whole family's waiting.
Girl #3: Okay…
Brother: Are you listening to me?
Girl #3: Yeah… *as she keeps texting*
Brother: You know that your phone won't be dead for long…
Girl #3: Whatever…
Brother: That's it! Give me the ph-
Girl #3: SHUT THE (bleep) UP, I'M TEXTING MY FRIENDS! *Then kicks her brother in his pokeballs*
Brother: AHHHH! *As he grabs his poke balls and fell to the ground, hurt.*
George: Never interrupt the Textaloteus, as she will only perform ruthless violence and kick your balls until they're break… *as he gets on the bed and she notices*
Girl #3: AH! RAPIST! *Then grabs a handgun and shoots him as George runs away again*
*Then George goes to a lunchroom and observes the table where the Popular Girl (Temari)*
George: This subspecies is also known as the Populargirlamus. As she is spoiled and as full of herself as she commands dozens of humans at her side. *As he observes the table*
Popular Girl: I WANT A BOY TO BE MY BITCH, NOT MY BOYFRIEND! *Then throws a pineapple at the Boy (Choji)*
*Then go to a classroom where the Popular Girl starts to get mad*
Popular Girl: I WANT TO PARTY, NOT LISTENING TO SOME ASSHOLE! *Then grabs a stapler and stabs the Teacher (Bobobo)*
*Then at home, she's eating dinner with her parents and brothers*
Popular Girl: I WANT A HAMBURGER, NOT BRUSSEL SPROUTS! *Then grabs a machine gun and starts shooting at her parents and brothers*
*Then George went to some mansion where the girl (Sakura) is watching TV with her parents*
George: This is where we see is where the subspecies, Alwaysbitchalotus is bitching about how she want anything to be exact. *As he observes them*
Girl: WHY CAN'T YOU TWO GET ME A BRAND NEW CAR! *Then hits her parents*
*Then later on*
*As she watches a commercial that has new nail polish*
Girl: WHY CAN'T YOU GET ME THIS NEW EXPENSIVE NAIL POLISH?! *Then slaps her mother*
*then later on*
*As she watches the tv, she watches the football player gets tackled by another football player*
Girl: WHY CAN'T YOU GET ME A FOOTBALL TEAM SO I CAN BE THE BOSS AT THEM TO WIN ME TROPHIES?! *Then she hit her mother with a bat*
George: The key in dealing with the species is by showing them whose boss when the threat arise it.
*Then George's teenage daughter (Beauty) appears*
Daughter: THERE YOU ARE! YOU NEARLY FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY TODAY! AND YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET ME THOSE NEW CONCERT TICKETS OF JUSTIN BIEBER! YOU KNOW I LOVE HIM!
George: Oh s**t! This subspecies is the most dangerous of all subspecies. This subspecies is called the Spoiledandpissedallthetimegirllutasomus.
Daughter: I can hear you, asshole, and I thought I told you I don't want to be on camera! It makes me look ugly!
George: N-no honey, yo-you look great!
Daugher: OH SAVE IT DADDY! AND I'M ASSUMING THAT YOU NEARLY MISSED MY SWEET 16 TOO!
George: NO! Of course not! Um, I was supposed to surprise during you Sweet 16 and also taking you on vacation in California.
*Then his daughter felt suspicious*
George: I mean, Japan! You always like that anime doohickey!
Daugher: *Then she felt happy and hugs him* Oh, I love you daddy!
George: You too.
Daugher: *gets angry again* SAY IT!
George: Um, I love you too.
Daugher: *Then she hugs him again as George started fake laughing until he stops*
*then George's Son appears (Naruto)*
George's Son: As you can see, my father has completely craved by this creature's demands. His species are known as the Giganticpussyasaurus.
George: Oh, my sweetie. I'll never say no to you again.
George's Son: *sighs deeply* Join us next time when my dad grows some f**king balls.
George: Help please!
The End!
*Then the scene changes*
Don Patch: Hey Santa, I hope you've been watching me all day. Cause I'm a good boy! *Then he heard something and heads to the living room. Then he saw a man in a Santa Suit putting the presents on the tree* SANTA CLAUS!
*Then it is revealed that he's a black man in a Santa Suit with a machine gun*
Black Man: HAPPY KWANZAA, MOTHAF**KA!1 *Then shoots Don Patch as Jelly Jiggler and Bobobo comes in as he saw the Black Man in a Santa Suit*
Bobobo: DON PATCH!
Black Man: MOTHAF**KA! *Then shoots Jelly Jiggler and Bobobo too. Then he put the bomb inside the Christmas Tree in 5 seconds as he go out the house quickly as the house explodes!*
*Then the scene changes*
*Then some guards are shooting at Bobobo as he smoothly glides away from the guards and started shooting at them point blank too. Then Bobobo jumps from a table and started jumping out a window* *Then he saw the Helicopter as he fell straight to the blades as he's been cut into pieces while Jelly Jiggler and Ian was not looking*
Ian: Do you hear something?
Jelly Jiggler: Nope, I'm just watching girls having sex with each other. *As he sips his drink*
Ian: Can I watch it with you?
Jelly Jiggler: Sure.
*Then the scene changes*
*At Ian and Anthony's house, Ian was just watching the TV until Anthony came home with a box*
Anthony: Hey dude, I found this box from a middle of nowhere. You wanna see?
Ian: Of course! *Then slides to Anthony as they opened the box brutally and they saw another box from the ripped box as they opened the second box and found this sphere package*
Anthony: Another package?!
Ian: Just calm down dude, if we saw another package in there, we'll throw it in the dumpster.
*Then they ripped the sphere package and saw something glittering as they looked closer they started to get enchanting by it as smoke started erupting the whole room with meth. As Ian and Anthony's eyes are filled with bloodshot eyes as they got up and ran to the door and destroys it by going to someplace enchanting with rainbows, nyan cats, horses, hot girls, and many things as they floated around with many things around them as they started doing something that will scarred them for life. As the next day, they're been asleep on a door mat as the Wiggin Trio watched them asleep.*
Bobobo: Remind me why they were here?
Don Patch: I sent them a package full of extreme meth that they started having hallucinations and started going asleep on our doormat.
Jelly Jiggler: So that's why.
*Then the scene changes*
Ian: ALRIGHT! WHICH ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES STARTED EATING MY FAVORITE FOOD IN THE WORLD, MY PINK FROSTED SPINKLED DONUTS THAT HAS BEEN STAYING HERE SINCE LAST YEAR!
*Then the Bobobo Gang looked at Jelly Jiggler who has eating these donuts slowly…*
Jelly Jiggler: Oh…so that was your donuts? I thought they were some donuts lying in the counter…
*Then Jelly Jiggler was kicked out of the house by Ian*
*Then the scene changes*
*Then Naruto and Sakura comes home with the Twins (Sora and Hikari)*
Naruto: Huf! These B missions are certainly getting on my nerves!
Sakura: Well Naruto, we need money for the stuff we need for our next missions and some supplies for our babies.
Naruto: Yeah, you're right.
*Then he opened his closet until he met with Sergeant Anous and Dengaku Man smoking some meth*
Sergeant Anous: Uh….hey….
Dengaku Man: Yeah, we're not doing anything suspicious…
*Then Naruto looked at them with a bored expression then he threw them out of the house*
*Then the scene changes*
ULTIMATE ASSASSIN'S CREED 3 SONG!
Performed by: Naruto featured by Bobobo.
Disclaimer: I don't own the song and rest is up to the beginning.
*Then it shows the silhouette of Conner Kenway (Naruto)*
(Naruto)
How many fools can I kill today? *shows soldiers marching*
Too many to count, don't get in my way. *Then back to the silhouette*
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my deathblow
Freedom fight machine, big-ass hatchet in hand*Then Conner appears, with a hatchet*
Why'd you have to kill my bros? I'm-a slash your face, man. *Then kills a solider with a hatchet*
I'm a very skilled assassin killin' dudes in ones and twos*Then slashes another soldier*
Blood flowin' like a river, need a box of tissues *then a bloodied hand appears*
When I'm huntin', I'll be stuntin', you can never find me
In the bushes, *Conner appears from the bushes, scaring the leader*
In the haystack,*Conner appears from the haystack, scaring the leader*
In your mother's laundry *then Conner appears but the Leader's mother (Sakura) starts hitting him *
Watch me comin', free-runnin', up the wall like a boss *then free-runs and jumps up the wall*
What you looking at, bitch? Take my tomahawk chop! *Then stabs the soldier's eye socket*
*Then shows Conner in the NY Streets with many people as he pushed them to go to something*
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many count, don't get in my way.
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow. *Then he shoots a soldier as he says "Ouch!"*
Tomahawk chop is my death blow!
*Then many dance backups starts dancing like a solider with Conner*
Tomahawk! Tomahawk!
To-To-Tomahawk, Tomahawk!
Tomahawk,
Tomahawk, tomahawk tomahawk, to-to-tomahawk!
*Then shows Conner walking in the streets of NY*
From Boston to NY, always up to no good
Don't know how I can see in this big-ass hood.
*Then a blind Conner rudely approachs the Woman (Sakura) as she started hitting him but the song stops and Naruto (out of character) starts talking*
Naruto: But I thought she has one role!
*Then the Director (Ian) shrugs*
Director: Man, I let it pass.
Naruto: Oh shi- *then Sakura started hitting Naruto again as the song plays again*
(Naruto)
Walking through the crowds, touching you on the back *sees a man and touches on his back*
Using my hidden blade as a secret attack. *Then the man was struck by a black as Naruto shrugs*
Jumping off of giant buildings like I was a superman *The jumps of a building and falls*
Use your mama as meat shield every time that I can.*Then the woman was killed as meat shield*
Take a break from the war to hunt for some meat *Then shows Conner as he begins to kill an animal*
What?! A Man gotta eat. *Then eats the meat*
How many fools can I kill today?! *Then kills many soldiers*
Too many to count, don't get in my way!
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow! *Then shoots a soldier in the throat*
Tomahawk in my DEATH BLOW!
Tomahawk, Tomahawk!
To-To-Tomahawk, Tomahawk!
Tomahawk, Tomahawk!
To-to-tomahawk, Tomahawk!
*Then shows George Washington (Bobobo) as he enters his entrance with knocks down the door to open*
(Bobobo)
Up first in the first, feel the crack of wooden teeth! *shows George's wooden teeth*
Bread and butter, lift the covers and you'll find the f**king heat! *then kills the solider under the covers*
Revolution I lead, with the world I got beef!
I dig my wigs powered, wear boxers- I don't wear briefs! *Shows his briefs*
You can't step up to me, and my gang! *Shows his gang and Conner looking badass*
Horse and carriage, drive-bys, bullets in the chamb' *then riding a carriage while shooting at soliders*
Riding over your clique, like the Delaware, son!
I'll get my face on the dollar before this s**t's done! *Then shows his newly printed dollar*
*Then shows Conner coming for the leader while the leader runs away from Conner*
(Naruto)
How many fools can I kill today?!
Too many to count don't get in my way!
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow! *Then the leader lets the guards do their job*
Tomahawk chop is my death blow! *But Conner appears and silently threats them until they let him in*
How many fools can I kill today! *shows his silhouette*
Too many to count don't get in my way! *Then he rudely knocks down the door*
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow! *Then many shotguns were pointed at him*
Tomahawk chop is my death blow! *As the leader was gonna win….*
*George knocks down the door, starting killing soldiers in his way*
Tomahawk! Tomahawk! *Then George kills a soldier by the eye socket*
To-to-tomahawk, tomahawk! *Then George shoots a soldier by the chest*
Tomahawk! Tomahawk! *Then he kills every soldier*
Tomahawk! Tomahawk! *Then the two slowly walks to the Leader as he steps back fearfully*
To-to-tomahawk! Tomahawk! *Then in the end Conner pulls out his Tomahawk Axe*
*Then it went black*
Song End
Gas Buster (The Bobobo and Smosh Version)!
By: SuperLuxray
Disclaimer: I don't own Smosh's props and costumes and themselves. The rest is up above.
*In the interview, the Boss (Ian) looks at a magazine. Then he puts down the magazine*
Boss: Seems like it's good. You're hired!
*Then the Man (Anthony) starts shaking the Boss's hand hesitantly*
Man: Oh thank you so *then he farts*
*Then the Narrator stops the tape*
Narrator: Are you tired of having your life ruined by a little passing of gas. *then plays the tape*
Boss: Get outta here! You're fired!
Man: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Then Narrator stops the tape*
Narrator: The pungent smell of someone's air biscuits is enough to sour relationships.
*In the Girlfriend's house*
*Then Ginger farted and his girlfriend slaps him*
*Near an apartment*
Narrator: Take your image.
*then ginger farted as the models started laughing at him*
*At the moon*
Narrator: And also ruining the Return of USA's Second Trip to the Moon*
*Then the astronaut (Naruto) appears*
Astronaut: Alright! It's time to mark our second time! *About to put the flag into the Moon's ground until the astronaut farted leaving the green cloud substance to go into the fuel as it starts sizzling as the Astronaut started to become embarrassed* Uh oh…. *then the spaceship explodes alongside with Naruto as he screams horribly until the Narrator stops the tape*
*Then at a concert*
Narrator: And also ruining your chance to become famous.
*Then the singer (Don Patch) appears to the wildly audience as he grabs his microphone*
(Don Patch)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH-
*Then he farts as the green substance started cloudying the audience backstage until the sizzling was heard*
Don Patch: Uh Oh….
*Then the whole concert exploded with the audience started wildly floating terribly screaming for his life.*
Don Patch: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Then the Narrator stops the tape*
*Then in a Mexican Restaurant*
Narrator: And also ruin some fat guy's food*
*Then the ginger farts and ruins some fat guy's food*
Fat guy: spit his food in disgust* UGH, GROSS!
Narrator: *stops the tape* Now here's the solution! *gets out the restaurant* The gas buster; the gas buster is a simple to use portable device that will the scent of those smelly bootie bombs. Using the gas buster is easy as one, two, three. One, tighten the strap. Two, secure the gas buster to your buttocks! Three, turn on the padded set ventilator… Four, enjoy your life free of toxic gas. The gas buster is perfect for any occasion such as in the elevator.
*The narrator tells the place*
* An executive farted, but the gas buster changed the scent and the boss thought it smelled good.*
Narrator: In the Jacuzzi.
*In the jaczuzzi, two men farted but the gas buster changed the scent and they thought it smelled good.*
Narrator: In school, no child will not be embarrass by the pungent smell of air biscuits. When the smell of gas still haunts us today….
*In school, a child (Don Patch) comes in the classroom but farts and releases a gas-like substance that filled the whole room with gas as children started gagging, as one girl started hitting herself on the table, one boy started hanging himself from the pungent scent. And one teacher fainted because of the smell. As Don Patch started laughing manically as the camera zooms his psychotic eyes as the reflections of his eyes filled with fire, suicide and blood everywhere*
Narrator: …turns into the most relaxing smell in the world!
*Then the Child (Don Patch) comes in the classroom, farts but the gas buster changed the scent into the most wonderful scent in the universe as Don Patch put a thumbs up to the camera*
Narrator: And also meet the parents.
*Then at Lacy's House*
*Lacy farted but the gas buster changed the scent and her father (Bobobo) thought it smelled good and thought it was her boyfriend.*
Bobobo: Hmm, I like this boy Lacy!
Lacy: Actually, that was me, dad.
Bobobo: Nice! Next time, use For Breeze Freshener.
Ginger: I like this family.
Audience: Gas Buster!
*In a restaurant*
Narrator: Gas Buster comes in the following scents. *shows 137 different scents in less than a second* Try to collect them all.
*the ginger farted*
Lacy: Mm, what scent is that?
Ginger: Tropical Breeze
Lacy: Try and smell mine *farts*
Ginger: Vanilla surprise.
Lacy: Yep!
Ginger: God, you are so hot!
*Then the two tried to kiss but they both can't because of the device.
Narrator: and for all the music fans, the gas buster deluxe can turn your barking spiders into blasting beats.
*In a presentation*
Boss (Ian): We need to focus here people or this company is gonna seriously fail. (he farts)
*Then Cartman from South Park starts singing*
(Cartman)
Oh yeah, drop that ass! Make that bootie pop girl!
(Kyle, Kenny and Cartman)
StaShaka shaka shaka wayka wayka wayka ass air for life! Uh! *Then stops singing*
Boss: Sorry guys. *he farts again*
(Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman starts singing again)
Ass ass ass ass! Jiggle wiggy! Rap music has gone real unoriginal. (stops playing)
*Then the executives says nothing until the boss farts again*
(Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman starts singing again)
Butt, butt! *stops playing*
*The boss farted again*
(Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman starts singing again)
Butt- *stops playing*
*He farts again*
(Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman starts singing again)
Jiggle Wiggy! Ass, ass, ass! *stops playing*
Boss: STOP EMBARRASSING ME, YOU BASTARDS!
*Then at some wannabe's house, the wannabe (Ian) watched it and commented it*
Wannabe: SERIOUSLY, YOU GUYS MADE A WHOLE VIDEO ABOUT FART JOKES! FART JOKES ARE FOR EIGHT YEAR OLDS! THUMBS DOWN! *Then gets punched by the Narrator (Anthony)*
Anthony: If you don't think fart jokes are funny, *speaks softly* f**k youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu… *farts*
Audience: GAS BUSTER!
The End
A/N: The Last Story of the Smosh Specials will be today. So stay tune for the next exciting yet chaotic story of Konoha Bobobo Shorts Special #5: Smosh!