DISCLAIMER: I DONT OWN SOUL EATER

"Damnit I cant believe our first day was nothing but a complete waste the only thing I found was a strange girl named Yuki." Maka growled as her and her friends walked home. Tsubaki nodded as she led Blackstar into the house. Soul placed a hand on Maka's shoulder.

"We can ask nana and gramps about the soul if you want. Lord Death said they were to help us." he said as Kid and the twins marched past. Maka nodded as they went up to their shared room.

"Will sex make you feel better?" Soul asked already feeling his pants tighten.

"No it will only make you feel better." she said before tossing a small case to him. Soul unzipped the bag and peered in before quickly shutting it with a low growl.

"What? You need release and I want some fun." she teased as Soul threw the vibrater back at her.

"Your a twisted little miester arent you." Soul laughed as he put away his books.

"WHAT FO YOU MEAN YOU GOT DETENTION FOR THE NEXT MONTH!" Francine Evans screeched. Both Soul and Maka dashed from the room to find his nana holding his gramps in sythe form.

"Nana we dont kill the students of DWMA you know that." Soul said as he kissed his nana's cheek. Blackstar mearly nodded from behind Tsubaki as she shielded his body.

"SOUL TELL THIS IDIOT WHAT I DO TO PUNISH THOSE WHO ARE BAD IN SCHOOL!" she continued to yell. By this time Francis had returned to his human form and was now leaning coolly against the wall beside Maka. Kid and his pistols had also arrived to watch the match.

"If a child is punished at school they are punished twice as harsh at home." Soul said as he kept a calm hand on his nana's shoulder. Maka sighed before returning to her shared room. Outside with the others she could hear Blackstars yells and Soul's useless attempt at stopping the crazy old lady. Taking out her math homework she began trying to work out the two pages all the while debating calling lord death.

"Soul help me!" Blackstar squeaked as he wielded Tsubaki in her demon sword mode.

"Sorry man but once grams starts she wont stop try being six and avoiding gramps blade. It was killer." Soul explained as his friend rolled left to avaoid the older sythe.

"Poor idiot. Your grandmother can fight." Kid said amused at the young assasin being beat by the old couple.

"I dont get it he can win against anybody at school but the old lady beats him with just a few swings.

"LETS GO SOUL RESONANCE!" the older couple yelled.

"HELL YEAH BRING IT ON GRANNY!" Blackstar yelled. Tsubaki made a meeping sound as Soul noticed Maka peering out from the door. As his grandparents witch hunter filled the hall debri began to fall.

"You know I found something weird at school today and I was wondering if you knew anything Mrs. Evans." Maka suddenly spoke up. All at once everything stopped.

"Finally someone ask a question about something kishin related." Francine grinned. Once again Francis changed back and popped his joints.

"I'm getting to old for this." he moaned as he placed his arm on his grandsons head.

"Take my advice Soul dont marry a woman who hates retirement." he told him before finding an abandon chair near the hall vanity.

"I'll keep that in mind...Hey Maka promise me you can handle retirement if I buy a house whereever you want." Soul called as he noticed the light blush form on her cheeks.

"We can discuss this at the table like mature adults. Francis order pizza and Kid call your father." Francine ordered at once people began running around to follow the old ladies comand. Maka and Soul both sighed as they followed their friends downstairs.

"So do you mean the whole buy me a home where ever thing?" Maka asked as she grabbed his hand a made a quick detour into the library. Soul smirked as he nodded and closed the door of the room. The albino teenager pressed her against the far wall and began kissing her lips with pure passion.

"How long do you think we have?" he asked as he released for air.

"Enough for a quickie." Maka panted as she pressed the palm of her right hand against his groin. Soul growled as his forehead met hers.

"I have a week till your period usually the sex play comes after what changed.

"Hormaonal rage." she purred as they continued their earlier kissing.

"So where did the girl and my grandson get off to?" Francine asked as Lord death appeared in the mirror. Spirit, Stien, and Marie stood behind him.

"YOU'VE LOST MY DAUGHTER YOU OLD HAG!" Spirit yelled as he tried to jump through the mirror.

"Don't call my wife and old hag you womanizing bastard!" Francis snarled. All occupants watched as the three aurgued not noticing the two missing tennagers walk in.

"Papa stop bothering Soul's grandparents." Maka said angrily. Soul ran his fingers through the girls hair.

"Anyway sythe miester Maka Francine tells us you may have found a strange soul at the school." death said as he eyed the two teens.

"Yes sir. She had a greenish purple soul nothing like a witch or even a pure human soul. Is it a type of kishin?" Maka asked. Silence issued as Lord Death thought over the information.

"Well this is new isnt it Lord Death." Stien mused.

"Yes indeed it seems the soul you've discribed is that of a vampire halfling. As you know a witches soul is purple and a pure vampires is green." death explained. Maka nodded as she continued to think on the girl.

"So Yuki is a vampire halfling." Tsubaki confirmed.

"Yes Yuki Rin, the target you were sent here to find. Her flunkies are pure vampires said to have no souls but the truth is it's just hidden Maka with your soul perception would notice it." Death stated.

"Wait you were sent here to find Yuki Rin? Soul's cousin?" Francine asked. All eye's turned to the elderly woman.

"Witch Rin is my cousin?" Soul yelped.