THE BLESSINGS OF INSANITY
CHAPTER TEN
Rico and the Hobo got off their ship with their army of ten animals, and were now on an island with a giant volcano in the center. They were walking toward it because now all of them were drunk.
They were at the volcano's base when suddenly, savage cannibalistic natives attacked! They were wielding magic lightning spears and explosive skull bombs, and their leader was wielding a pitchfork made of the eyes of a million zombies and the breath of dragons MADE SOLID.
Rico tried using machine guns, chainsaws, and explosives on them, but they were using DARK MAGIC and were now invincible! So Rico had another idea: he would eat them!
But how would he do that? he thought. He threw up a huge camera and flashed them with it, making them go terribly blind! While they were distracted, Rico swallowed the entire cannibal army whole.
But their leader was still there! He, however, was so scared of Rico's mighty drunkenness that he ran away into a tropical rainforest.