Sasori was woken by a scream coming from the bathroom. He jumped out of the bed and ran to the door. There he stopped to look at something he had not expected to ever get to see. Deidara was standing with his hand down his pants, crying his eyes out.

"What happened Deidara?"

"I was just going to pee and I bit me."

Sasori put a hand over his moth to try to hold back a laughter.

"You bit yourself?"

"Stop laughing it's not funny. It hurts like hell"

"I'm sorry. But why do you still have your hand in your pants?"

Deidara mumbled something trough the tears. Sasori couldn't quite hear it but it sounded something like, it wont let go. Oh my god he would have some great blackmail material after this.

Putting his pinkie between the teeth Sasori managed to release the mouth's grip on the boy. He was a little bit disappointed when he realised that the part that was stuck was a part of the skin just above the things he had been hoping for. I guess you can't have it all, he thought. But he was still pretty sure Deidara would not want people to know about it.

Looking closer at the boy's hands and face Sasori decided that it was time for a bath. He filled up the tub and told Deidara to get inside it. He had been afraid that this would lead to a lot of arguing and fighting but he was pleased to see that the boy actually got in rather happily.

"Will you wash my hair dana?"

"Can't you do that yourself?"

"No I can't. I want you to do it."

"OK, but I'm only doing the hair. You have too wash the rest of your body yourself"

"But I can't reach my back."

"OK I'll do the parts you can't reach but that's all."

When the bath had been taken care of and Deidara's hair had been dried and brushed they went down to breakfast. On the way there they met an old woman.

"Oh what a cute little girl." she exclaimed and put her hands together in front of her mouth.

The little boy looked around to see who she was talking about. Sasori chuckled to himself. The clothes that Deidara had decided to wear that day was the grey dragon pants and the red t-shirt and since it was a warm day he wore the Hello Kitty sandals on his feet. In combination with the long smooth hair he looked very cute indeed.

When Deidara realised that the woman must have been talking about him he stared at her with dark eyes.

"Oh, what a handsome old man." he screamed and stormed off down the corridor.

"Oh dear, maybe you should get your daughter some glasses or something" the woman continued seemingly oblivious to what was going on.

"No, actually HIS eyesight is very good" Sasori said and then left the woman to go after his partner.

"Why do people keep mistaking me for a girl, un?" Diedara asked when he caught up to him.

"It's because you dress in girls clothing"

"I dress in what ever I feel like, what's wrong with that, un?"

"Nothing. But if you want go around dressed like a girl you have to accept that people will make mistakes"

"But I aint got no boobs"

"No four year old has"

"Ok, but when I grow up people will understand, right dana"

"Hopefully they will one day."

After breakfast they decided to go to the lake again. Sasori brought a new book because he had nearly finished the one he had been reading. Deidara brought a plastic plate he had gotten from one of the waiters. He was planning on using it as a Frisbee.

"Will you come swimming too dana?"

"No, I don't swim."

"Are you afraid of drowning?"

"Quite the opposite actually, I think I might float on top of the water. I am mostly made of wood remember"

"That sounds fun dana, can't you please come swim with me?"

"No. We have to keep a low profile if we don't want anyone to know who we really are, and a living puppet floating around might be the kind of thing people notice." Sasori said with a smile.

"But there isn't anyone who knows that the real you is a puppet."

"It's still might be suspicious"

"Oh please, please, please dana"

"I'm sorry Deidei, I can't. If you're lucky there might be some other kids you can play with."

Deidara didn't answer him. He just looked down in the ground and continued walking. Sasori felt a little sorry for him but he could not give up and give the boy what he wanted. Showing his body was out of the question since that would be the same as screaming from the rooftops that he was not what he claimed to be.

AN: Rewiews make me so happy :)